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GreazyNutz wrote:Dale Jr never calls in to work. Even after his pappy got kilt by Sterling Marlin, he was right back to racin the next week.
Trent Reznor wrote:[Metal Sludge is] populated mainly by unattractive plump females who publicly fantasize about having sex with guys in bands.
GreazyNutz wrote:Dale Jr never calls in to work. Even after his pappy got kilt by Sterling Marlin, he was right back to racin the next week.
GreazyNutz wrote:Dale Jr never calls in to work. Even after his pappy got kilt by Sterling Marlin, he was right back to racin the next week.
wtf are you babbling about?manofmetal wrote:I dunno, whats a fuckin Faucet or 'could' you care less?saracapri wrote:wtf is a diddum? I do not speak your douchey language.
GreazyNutz wrote:Dale Jr never calls in to work. Even after his pappy got kilt by Sterling Marlin, he was right back to racin the next week.
Stop_I'mAlreadyDead wrote:I got everyone i could think of off the top of my head and just listed them.saracapri wrote:Why am I on there? Dickhead.
OverMe--I didn't say all the nominees are going to make it to the top ten.
Grendel wrote:Rav_Sputnuk - I am glad that I was not like this when I was his age
Heenan Snuka - pointless thread maker
panteraman319 - owned constantly
check123check - is to sludge what Beyond: Awake is to literature
Chunga's revenge & Angry Jew - butt pirates owned after spewing months of G&R garbage, saying that everyone was going to eat crow when the sales figures of Chinese Democracy came out
Lickety Split - serves the same purpose as a street bum; whatever your troubles are, you can at least take comfort that you are not him.
Ghey_Man - a trainwreck of a person
cultofmanson - it is weird when you absolutely know that if Billy Duffy knew about him, he would tell him to stop and go find another band to worship
GrayAntiMatter wrote:EVH
Zappa is pure cult status shit. He is to music what Bruce fucking Campbell is to acting....
Didn't read the very last partStop_I'mAlreadyDead wrote:I got everyone i could think of off the top of my head and just listed them.saracapri wrote:Why am I on there? Dickhead.
OverMe--I didn't say all the nominees are going to make it to the top ten.
Only a fucking Polack could misspell "Pollock".saracapri wrote:McLargeDrink: I hate that guy.
ManofMetal: I'm just learning what a douche he is.
Rav: Dumb jeans, dumb hair, dumb Pollock
Ghey Man: Shits up threads all the time
There are many more, but I don't want to think about them right now.
GreatWhiteSnake wrote:I'm 46 and my dad's 67 and we kiss each other on the mouth and my 9 yo old son and I do too. It's because we love each other. A lot. And could give a shit what anyone else thinks about us kissing on the mouth.
Maybe he was sayin' there was somethin' fishy about RavSeminiferousButtNoid wrote:Only a fucking Polack could misspell "Pollock".saracapri wrote:McLargeDrink: I hate that guy.
ManofMetal: I'm just learning what a douche he is.
Rav: Dumb jeans, dumb hair, dumb Pollock
Ghey Man: Shits up threads all the time
There are many more, but I don't want to think about them right now.
Stereotypical Individual wrote:ParaDime77 - I don't at all think ParaDime is pure evil, but he does have being a douchebag down to an exact science. His off and on personality somewhat reminds me of an old acquaintance of mine.
I hope 2009 is a successful year for you, ParaDime.
Now GO POUND SAND, fuckstick!
SexxAtraxxion wrote:You are horrible at message board entertainment.
Wow, how miserable can your life be that any post by anyone on this board would not only get you upset but actually make you remember the names and subject matter.Stop_I'mAlreadyDead wrote:Rav_Sputnuk--There comes a long a poster like Rav only so often, they own themselves with whaat they post and have such an inappropriate sized-ego you know that one day reality is going to bitch smack them so hard they mama's are gonna cry. Too bad Rav won't be able to afford the internet connection when he hits bottom. It would be quite interesting to see.
Heenan Snuka--tries to be a bad ass by calling out sludgers that won't bother with his stupid ass and then puffs up his chest with endless bumps.
Congrats, dude people re paying attention to you and see you for what you really are, a douchebag.
check123check--easily the sickest of the top ten douches, this fool climed back out from whatever godforsaken rock he was hiding under with a flurry of gay/fag jokes and was quickly revealed as slicer.
Chunga'srevenge/Angry Jew(tie) Where is your Chinese Democracy now?
jack burton--Nothing can top the fact that dude got owned so bad he had to use whatever mod powers(over at Blast) he had to save his ass from getting owned harder. Easily the most pathetic of the douches on this list.
Ghey_Man--I don't know that i should give this honor to the scat man yet, i have a feeling there are big things in his future and that he will cinch this title for 09.
dong dokken/thebottomline(tie)--Come on, we all know this is the same poster with both these nyms, and if it isn't there are two tards out there that can form up Voltron style and maybe have enough intellegence to break triple didgit I.Q.
cultofmanson--lol owned.
Ozzyrulz777--There are times that i actually feel a sadness at the fact that or777 can't help the fact that he post the way he does.Then i remember it is Sludge and say fuck it aand laugh at him in ways that don't make me proud.
The Purple Idiot--This guy's claim to fame is that he dresses like a clown and performs Kiss songs. That in itself makes him worthy of the list, but then you take into account his personality and it bumps him up to the top ten.
SexxAtraxxion wrote:You are horrible at message board entertainment.
vaya con DIOdeathcurse wrote:The secret board you had with Itjogs. You talked about me obsessively on there. There were witnesses.
Am I at least better than Rav?Stop_I'mAlreadyDead wrote:
Ozzyrulz777--There are times that i actually feel a sadness at the fact that or777 can't help the fact that he post the way he does.Then i remember it is Sludge and say fuck it aand laugh at him in ways that don't make me proud.
pwnedSeminiferousButtNoid wrote:Only a fucking Polack could misspell "Pollock".saracapri wrote:McLargeDrink: I hate that guy.
ManofMetal: I'm just learning what a douche he is.
Rav: Dumb jeans, dumb hair, dumb Pollock
Ghey Man: Shits up threads all the time
There are many more, but I don't want to think about them right now.
GreazyNutz wrote:Dale Jr never calls in to work. Even after his pappy got kilt by Sterling Marlin, he was right back to racin the next week.
poizond13 wrote:I have been very bummed out, sad and shocked for most of the night
Artemis2085 wrote:so I blurt out "I love you Paul!
Atomicpunk18 wrote:You see Black Crowes music has gotten me laid multiple times.
Well at least that is a good thing. I do not mind being called a douche because I am one.Stop_I'mAlreadyDead wrote:You are light yeaars better that Ravozzyrulz777 wrote:Am I at least better than Rav?Stop_I'mAlreadyDead wrote:
Ozzyrulz777--There are times that i actually feel a sadness at the fact that or777 can't help the fact that he post the way he does.Then i remember it is Sludge and say fuck it aand laugh at him in ways that don't make me proud.
GreazyNutz wrote:Dale Jr never calls in to work. Even after his pappy got kilt by Sterling Marlin, he was right back to racin the next week.
I hate funyuns. Chee-Tos are better.saracapri wrote:ozzy, you aren't a douche. You are a crazy shut in with a penchant for black metal and Funyuns and that is a far, far better thing.
GreazyNutz wrote:Dale Jr never calls in to work. Even after his pappy got kilt by Sterling Marlin, he was right back to racin the next week.
tym wrote:She makes My air head 11 year old Girl look like Nikita Tesla.
Actually, you just misspelled it as well.SeminiferousButtNoid wrote:Only a fucking Polack could misspell "Pollock".saracapri wrote:McLargeDrink: I hate that guy.
ManofMetal: I'm just learning what a douche he is.
Rav: Dumb jeans, dumb hair, dumb Pollock
Ghey Man: Shits up threads all the time
There are many more, but I don't want to think about them right now.
deathcurse wrote: Come on, people!
CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:saracapri for always trying to shit on my parade.
Bitch.
GreazyNutz wrote:Dale Jr never calls in to work. Even after his pappy got kilt by Sterling Marlin, he was right back to racin the next week.
tym wrote:She makes My air head 11 year old Girl look like Nikita Tesla.
Itwalksamongus wrote:Actually, you just misspelled it as well.SeminiferousButtNoid wrote:Only a fucking Polack could misspell "Pollock".saracapri wrote:McLargeDrink: I hate that guy.
ManofMetal: I'm just learning what a douche he is.
Rav: Dumb jeans, dumb hair, dumb Pollock
Ghey Man: Shits up threads all the time
There are many more, but I don't want to think about them right now.
Go you.
GreatWhiteSnake wrote:I'm 46 and my dad's 67 and we kiss each other on the mouth and my 9 yo old son and I do too. It's because we love each other. A lot. And could give a shit what anyone else thinks about us kissing on the mouth.