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SebastianLeeDanzig · Post by **SebastianLeeDanzig** » Sun Jan 18, 2009 6:24 am

Oh, nobody. Only my alter ego that just happens to be incredibly handsome, alcohol resistant, and elaborately funny as all shit. It's also rumored to have a libido.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Sun Jan 18, 2009 6:32 am

Oh, THAT guy.

I wondered if he was still around.

SebastianLeeDanzig · Post by **SebastianLeeDanzig** » Sun Jan 18, 2009 6:38 am

Yes, there's that guy in my heart that wants to get out but I pour whiskey on him and inhale cigarette smoke and the whores and the bartenders and the grocery clerks never know that he's in there. But I'm too tough for him. I'm too clever, I only let him out at night sometimes when everybody's asleep. I say, I know that you're there, so don't be sad. Then I put him back, but he's singing a little in there (early Cyndi Lauper), I haven't quite let him die and we sleep together like that with our secret pact and it's nice enough to make a man weep, but I don't weep, do you?

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Sun Jan 18, 2009 6:40 am

I do now.

Tell that guy to call me.

Punk · Post by **Punk** » Sun Jan 18, 2009 9:56 am

Me too

Succubyss · Post by **Succubyss** » Tue Jan 20, 2009 6:35 pm

SebastianLeeDanzig wrote:Yes, there's that guy in my heart that wants to get out but I pour whiskey on him and inhale cigarette smoke and the whores and the bartenders and the grocery clerks never know that he's in there. But I'm too tough for him. I'm too clever, I only let him out at night sometimes when everybody's asleep. I say, I know that you're there, so don't be sad. Then I put him back, but he's singing a little in there (early Cyndi Lauper), I haven't quite let him die and we sleep together like that with our secret pact and it's nice enough to make a man weep, but I don't weep, do you?

You can bite my style if I can have this guy for 20 minutes. But you have to be that other guy before and after this guy to make it work.

S (oh yea, screensiren you are a lame-ass, shallow, retarded, ugly dipshit. Good luck with The Judge and SEE YA!)

demolition23 · Post by **demolition23** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 11:03 am

chickenona wrote:When she's not yapping away in that weird southern hemisphere vernacular ("budgie-smugglers"? "Togs, togs, undies"? WTF?) I've noticed that she seems unduly preoccupied with American "story" references from the 80s.

Hey now... Hate the player, not the vernacular!

biff malibu · Post by **biff malibu** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 5:32 pm

Bo Brady was an actor on Aussie Soap Home and away around 10 years ago. The only people that watch home and away are teenagers or parents of teenagers.

Make of that what you will....

chickenona · Post by **chickenona** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 6:35 pm

demolition23 wrote:
chickenona wrote:When she's not yapping away in that weird southern hemisphere vernacular ("budgie-smugglers"? "Togs, togs, undies"? WTF?) I've noticed that she seems unduly preoccupied with American "story" references from the 80s.

Hey now... Hate the player, not the vernacular!

I don't hate it at all, it just requires translation.

Succubyss · Post by **Succubyss** » Wed Jan 21, 2009 7:42 pm

That shit makes her some kind of kiwi Dr. Seuss but without the cleverness or the rhymes.

I guess that just makes her an out ot touch dumbass who is afraid to show her picture.

S (budgie wudgie togariffic)

demolition23 · Post by **demolition23** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 1:42 am

chickenona wrote:
demolition23 wrote:
chickenona wrote:When she's not yapping away in that weird southern hemisphere vernacular ("budgie-smugglers"? "Togs, togs, undies"? WTF?) I've noticed that she seems unduly preoccupied with American "story" references from the 80s.

Hey now... Hate the player, not the vernacular!
I don't hate it at all, it just requires translation.

Well, my services are available for a small fee...

The togs/undies thing came from a television advertisement now linked on the other thread... Of course, referencing a bit of advertising only maybe two other people on the board will have seen is pretty stoopid, but...

Punk · Post by **Punk** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 6:44 am

Succubyss wrote:That shit makes her some kind of kiwi Dr. Seuss but without the cleverness or the rhymes.

That's very good.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Fri Jan 23, 2009 7:59 pm

Are you saying that Mitzi and saracapri are the same poster?

Because the mod can prove that you're a fucking retard. Not that that hasn't been done a million times over already, but it can still happen.

Gritt · Post by **Gritt** » Fri Jan 23, 2009 8:03 pm

Who in the bloody fuck is Sarah Dupree? Is it the love child of MitziDupree and SaraCapri?

saracapri · Post by **saracapri** » Sat Jan 24, 2009 5:47 am

Clean your bifocals off, granny. Mitzi's not my alternympho.

Mitzi Dupree · Post by **Mitzi Dupree** » Sat Jan 24, 2009 5:59 am

That kind of makes me sad, Sara. Because you're teh_hawt.

But at least I wouldn't have to whine about Slay anymore.

Punk · Post by **Punk** » Sat Jan 24, 2009 6:09 am

And here I thought banging Mitzi Capri would fulfill my threesome requirement.

Foiled again

Luminiferous · Post by **Luminiferous** » Sat Jan 24, 2009 8:15 am

The thought of the Mitzi/Sara has fulfilled mine several times..

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