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[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

Quit douching up threads and stay the fuck off of Hatas unless you're just itching for someone to start in on you.

You don't belong here unless it's in the fucking subject line.

[Punk]

But she just has so many fans of her droopy sand filled fucking tits.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

All the corsets in the world won't save her tubby ass if she gets on my nerves tonight.

I have PMS and I'm ready to either kill somebody or eat them out of house and home and the latter means I'd actually have to get up off of my ass so that's not likely to happen.

[Itwalksamongus]

Always a good laugh when our resident '57 Buick tries to tell people how to post.

BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!

See?

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

Not as funny as when you actually think that anything that escapes from your tremor stricken hands is going to stop me.

[Itwalksamongus]

Not as funny as when you actually think that anything that escapes from your tremor stricken hands is going to stop me.

Why would I want you to stop? Your PMS-fueled rants are fucking hilarious!

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

They're also effective.

Notice how cookie stopped posting here despite your Knight In Shining Depends chivalry?

But thanks.

[Itwalksamongus]

They're also effective.
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You mean as jokes? Oh, yeah - some of the best!

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

Does the smell of menstrual blood turn you on or something, old man?

[Itwalksamongus]

Does the smell of menstrual blood turn you on or something, old man?

What's the difference between a generously-overserved-at-the-desser-cart Sludge poster with PMS and a terrorist?

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

I don't know, you're the one e-boning cookie, you tell me.

[Itwalksamongus]

I don't know, you're the one e-boning cookie, you tell me.

Spit that cookie-dough out - this has nothing to do with Cookie. Come on, take a shot - make it like a game!

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

It's become become completely clear to me that putting the word "cookie" in the subject line is akin to embedding a HTML tard whistle in your post.

Jesus Failure Christ with an internet connection.

[Punk]

Interesting that he's bringing a bunch of fat jokes in this thread of all things.

That's like calling Itjogs a fucking Jew bastard while defending Jake Yonkel.

[Itwalksamongus]

It's become become completely clear to me that putting the word "cookie" in the subject line is akin to embedding a HTML tard whistle in your post.

Jesus Failure Christ with an internet connection.

A: You can reason with a terrorist!

Dangling Christ, that's funny!

I'm out - always a semi-pleasure.

[chickenona]

Not for us it's not, Methuselah.

[deathcurse]

Spit that cookie-dough out

If we could somehow harness all the levels on irony in these five words, we could power the Metal Sludge servers for a whole year.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

Shouldn't be much longer before he's over here slapping your back and posting a string of that rivals the stream of spittle hanging from his chin.

That's how he ignores negative agendas these days, you know.

[deathcurse]

It's cute that The Mummy did a slow motion "Noooooooooo!" jump in front of cookie's bullet.

Did I say cute? I meant gross. And a reminder of a courtship that was in defiance of nature and decency.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

HAHAHAHA!

I missed you.

[Itwalksamongus]

It's cute that The Mummy did a slow motion "Noooooooooo!" jump in front of cookie's bullet.

Did I say cute? I meant gross. And a reminder of a courtship that was in defiance of nature and decency.

Sober up and learn to read, Booze boy. My inital post had nothing to do with Cookie, rather your portly buddy again swinging her considerable girth around telling people what to do. I said that's funny.

And it is.

Drink up!

[deathcurse]

Sober up and learn to read, Booze boy. My inital post had nothing to do with Cookie, rather your portly buddy again swinging her considerable girth around telling people what to do. I said that's funny.

And it is.

Drink up!

cookie is fatter than Stoner. If you think Stoner is fat then you must think your former e-fuck is a real pig.

cookie is really lucky to have a knight in shining bandages like you. To come to her defense on a thread like this and throw the issue of WEIGHT into the mix! Me, I'm shocked that she no longer phone bones you.

[Itwalksamongus]

[ Me, I'm shocked that she no longer phone bones you.

Who said she doesn't?

Are you drunk right now?

[deathcurse]

Who said she doesn't?

Awesome.

You're on a Hatas thread about cookie and you're not only bringing up weight, you're inviting an enormous amount of ridicule that would come from her CURRENTLY phone boning you.

It's bad enough that she used to but she could chalk that up to not knowing any better. But if she's still doing it, even though you've proven to everyone here that you're a clueless retard?

Wow.

Are you drunk right now?

This isn't The Opposite Thread, Mummy. This isn't the thread where you're not drunk and cookie's not fat.

[Itwalksamongus]

Who said she doesn't?

Awesome

Thanks, bro. So - what are we drinking?

[deathcurse]

Thanks, bro. So - what are we drinking?

I'm drinking in this potentially horrific trainwreck where a former flame decides to lay his coat over the puddle only to throw the chick face first into the muck.

Any other things we should make fun of cookie about?

[Itwalksamongus]

Thanks, bro. So - what are we drinking?

I'm drinking

I know. I got a bottle of cabernet at home - want me to PM you later and we can booze it up together?

[deathcurse]

I know. I got a bottle of cabernet at home - want me to PM you later and we can booze it up together?

You said earlier that you're not currently sober. Are you drinking at work?

The Mummy, I'm going to be honest with you. If I'm anything like you when I'm 54, I will be drinking. And you will be dead because you're really fucking old.

[Itwalksamongus]

I know. I got a bottle of cabernet at home - want me to PM you later and we can booze it up together?

You said earlier that you're not currently sober.

No I didn't. Do you make stuff up when you're sober too?

[deathcurse]

The Mummy, help me understand something.

You were a smoker for many years, right? And you currently drink yourself to intoxication on a semi-frequent basis, right? You're in your 50's so those two things alone mean that you don't have much time left. And according to you, you're a former coke addict, so that ticker has some wear and tear on it.

Is this REALLY how you want to spend your remaining years - editing my posts so they say "I'm drinking"? Bullying anonymous women so that they're spell Megadeth right on their website?

Pretty soon, you're going to be dead. And rather than do something valuable with your time, you're doing THIS. Me - I'm not even 30 and even I say to myself "What the hell am I doing?" You've got one foot in the grave and you're spending your last minutes on Earth behaving like a total fucking retard.

Whatever. It's not like anyone will miss you either way. Might as well get your kicks.