Some questions for the mummy

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Some questions for the mummy

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1. What was living through the Great Depression like?

2. How many rolls do you have to lift to find Cookie's cookie?

3. When you pry her pussy apart is it like trying to pull apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich?

4. Does sexual activity have an adverse effect on your pacemaker?

5. Since you're always spitting your "Fresca" on the keyboard, do your teeth ever fly out too?

6. If so, do you rinse them off or just pop them back in?

7. When you first started playing the guitar, did you do it so you could possibly get in the Andrews sister's pants?
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2. seven rolls

3. Yes that it exactly if you add some mayo and oysters.
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Ehhh, this thread reeks of trying too hard. You could've done this shit in any number of other threads.
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8. Why do you kill threads?

9. What did threads ever do to you? Because I mean you really, really, really murder every thread you ever post in.
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10. Why do you even bother crawling out of your sarcophagus every morning? Nobody likes you; even cookie is just taking what she can get.

11. Do you still brush your teeth and why? I would think it would be much easier to just let them rot the fuck out and start all over with a set of fake chompers that don't look like pats of butter rolled in asphalt.
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Punk wrote:Ehhh, this thread reeks of trying too hard. You could've done this shit in any number of other threads.
You're completely right. I could have done this in any number of other threads but last I checked my watch it was still half past I don't give a shit what you think.
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Keep on trying, son. You've been trying to run with the big dogs since you arrived and immediately slid deathcurse's nuts into your drooling cock blower.
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Sixdgritt wrote:
Punk wrote:Ehhh, this thread reeks of trying too hard. You could've done this shit in any number of other threads.
You're completely right. I could have done this in any number of other threads but last I checked my watch it was still half past I don't give a shit what you think.
This is eerily similar to his arch-enemy(ha, he wishes)'s "Things To Give A Fuck About List" bit. And equally dreadful.
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Sixdgritt is like Deanver without camping pictures.

He has nothing.
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Sixdgritt wrote:You're completely right. I could have done this in any number of other threads but last I checked my watch it was still half past I don't give a shit what you think.
SEE?!?!?!?

I'M FUCKING PSYCHIC!

I told Joeboy, just yesterday, that his patented "I don't care" flame would be sweeping the internet by today.

Bingo.

It burns!
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Punk wrote:Keep on trying, son. You've been trying to run with the big dogs since you arrived and immediately slid deathcurse's nuts into your drooling cock blower.
I have seen the error of my ways. I stand before you a humbled man.
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It would be easier to kiss ass if you kneeled.
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Blind Lemon Pledge wrote:It would be easier to kiss ass if you kneeled.
It's funny that I suck so bad but lately you've been taking time out of your day to tell me so. If it makes you feel good, please continue.
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