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Fender_baller · Post by **Fender_baller** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 12:18 pm

Blind Lemon Pledge wrote:You used pedantic in a sentence. You must be really smart and stuff.

Thanks.

I'm a fucking genious, aren't I?

Mitzi Dupree · Post by **Mitzi Dupree** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 12:21 pm

After reading that abortion of a response, I'm pretty convinced that English isn't your first language.

Fender_baller · Post by **Fender_baller** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 12:23 pm

Mitzi Dupree wrote:After reading that abortion of a response, I'm pretty convinced that English isn't your first language.

Good.

Punk · Post by **Punk** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 12:24 pm

I love how when we kick drooling motherfuckers around we're all riled up (or 'wriled', as Copernicus here put it). Kiss Boy here trying to teach us a lesson on how to be a witty poster is like Calexxia giving a seminar on how to lose weight.

Fender_baller · Post by **Fender_baller** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 12:49 pm

Itjogsamongus wrote:
Fender_baller wrote:
Mitzi Dupree wrote:I'll be the judge and the jury on this one.

If you really want to insult someone's intelligence, while simultaneously letting them know that they're a juvenile, humorless taint licker, call them Fender_baller.

GUILTY
How did I end up in the Sludge court?

Please, Mitz. Humor me.

Is it because I am getting you geezards all wriled up over my preference to insults. Because I called some people "Vagina McGinestien"?

If it is, I guess my old schtick has aged really well. But you sir, are generic and boring.

For some reason, I find your insults shallow and pedantic. Not only are they unfunny, they're unoriginal.

Sure, I can call you a "taint licker"... but what you're really saying is that I lick ass.

Boring and lame, needs substance.

Throw in another almost dictionaried word like "mongler", you wind up with "Ass Mongler".

That would mean you mongle asses. It gets you thinking about what the hell is a mongler, what does it do? Can I mongle a fart, or a banana, or maybe even an ass?

Who knows? But those are the insults you may find "juvenile", but what do you expect?

I graduated from high school last year, and still find some way to piss off other people with one lousy and usually incomplete sentence.

I'm sorry, it seems I have hijacked this thread.

If you wish, make a thread on me. I love the attention.

Peace, pubie salads that got owned my Fender_baller's own dressing.
Listen ass tumor, I don't care how fucking old you are. Even if you were missing a gag reflex you couldn't suck worse.

And believe me, I wasn't naive enough to read this shit and expect that you were going to make a point. But I was hoping it might make fucking sense. Whatever high school you graduated from should be shut down quicker than a leaking nuclear power plant because turning out people spouting this type of meandering, pointless drivel is more dangerous to the general population than an outbreak of cancerous dick eating rodents.

That's more like it. Highly original, you have graduated from Fender_baller's school of insults.

SebastianLeeDanzig · Post by **SebastianLeeDanzig** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 12:52 pm

Seeing how Itjogs is probably the best potential flame warrior ever, I can only assume you were being ironic. Then again, that would require understanding of the concept of irony. Shit, you blew my mind.

Fender_baller · Post by **Fender_baller** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 12:57 pm

SebastianLeeDanzig wrote:Seeing how Itjogs is probably the best potential flame warrior ever, I can only assume you were being ironic. Then again, that would require understanding of the concept of irony. Shit, you blew my mind.

You are the only one who gets it.

Punk · Post by **Punk** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 1:02 pm

I get it too. You're purposely being this goddamn stupid...no other explanation.

Mitzi Dupree · Post by **Mitzi Dupree** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 1:04 pm

Oh, there's another explanation.

He's gay and he dresses like Prince.

exitflagger · Post by **exitflagger** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 2:19 pm

It's obvious to me that Cock_baller is angling for his own Hatas thread.

Isn't that sweet?

SebastianLeeDanzig · Post by **SebastianLeeDanzig** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 2:26 pm

It would be if it made you bust your Hatas hymen. I believe in you.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Fri Feb 13, 2009 2:32 pm

Isn't it great how a thread can go from free drugs awesome to cock-shaped purse gay in less than a page?

No?

Okay.

SebastianLeeDanzig · Post by **SebastianLeeDanzig** » Fri Feb 13, 2009 2:35 pm

I'm so used to having people shit all over my enthusiasm I don't even feel bad after checking what thread I'm actually posting in.

Do I really have to sound ambitious throughout all of 2009? I never did this new year's resolution shit before.

Doogie · Post by **Doogie** » Sat Feb 14, 2009 12:25 pm

Mitzi Dupree wrote: I knew I shouldn't have sent him those fucking pictures. Or those tit pictures, either.

Why is God punishing me?

Luminiferous · Post by **Luminiferous** » Sat Feb 14, 2009 4:58 pm

Mitzi Dupree wrote:Oh, there's another explanation.

He's gay and he dresses like Prince.

In Prince's defense, he never posted nude pictures of himself and his buddy hanging in his parent's basement on here..

Mitzi Dupree · Post by **Mitzi Dupree** » Sat Feb 14, 2009 5:10 pm

Well color me out of the loop on that little escapade!

Plus, Prince has musical talent. He gets a pass on his wardrobe.

Blender_baller's only talent is googling "wicked flames" and balancing nuts on his chin. He's very circus monkeyesque.

exitflagger · Post by **exitflagger** » Sat Feb 14, 2009 5:23 pm

SebastianLeeDanzig wrote:I believe in you.

"Ow mape yoo pwoud!!"

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