Murrayfiend

[MurrayFiend]

3) You not only snitch on the admin, you go ahead and repost the pms.

?!?!?!?!?

Snitch on the admin?

That was just a poorly constructed sentence. I forgive the man, though, if he can forgive me for my sins.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

It's like Murray lives in this thread and everyone's just taking turns dropping in to fuck with him.

[Constantine]

You're a clown and a punk-ass bitch who got called on his shit and is rather ironically the one "dragging out a lie".

Did I hit a nerve?


The thing to be learned here is that lies are not so bad if you admit them as soon as you are busted. Obviously you thought it would be cool if you made up the whole Hollywoodbomb scenario to cover for something you are hiding. There is no doubt in my mind, MaryFriend is trying to cover something up.

[MurrayFiend]

It's like Murray lives in this thread and everyone's just taking turns dropping in to fuck with him.

Yeah, just you as of this edit. The entire Sludge community is united against me. Oh, mercy!

[MurrayFiend]

You're a clown and a punk-ass bitch who got called on his shit and is rather ironically the one "dragging out a lie".

Did I hit a nerve?


The thing to be learned here is that lies are not so bad if you admit them as soon as you are busted. Obviously you thought it would be cool if you made up the whole Hollywoodbomb scenario to cover for something you are hiding. There is no doubt in my mind, MaryFriend is trying to cover something up.

^Truth bomb right here. It stank but didn't kill me. That's real talk, Nas-style.

[Constantine]

It's like Murray lives in this thread and everyone's just taking turns dropping in to fuck with him.

Yeah, you and HollywoodBomb. The entire Sludge community is united against me. Oh, mercy!

You try to hide by masking everyone who disagrees with your agenda as alternyms. Most posters would agree with me. Man up and stop being a parasite who leeches on the web to destroy others credibility. Trust me, I want this shit over.

[MurrayFiend]

It's like Murray lives in this thread and everyone's just taking turns dropping in to fuck with him.

Yeah, you and HollywoodBomb. The entire Sludge community is united against me. Oh, mercy!

Man up and stop being a parasite who leeches on the web to destroy others credibility.

But it's mah brand new clothes, nigga. I can't stop before I've even gotten the hang of it.

Give me time. All I ask. Time.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

There've been more than that, but that's not the funny part.

The funny part is you housing this thread.

You want me to start another one for you so it's more like a one bedroom than a studio?

[MurrayFiend]

There've been more than that, but that's not the funny part?

Pfft. Couple of meaningless-ass hangers-on.

I'll read no further... once again. Quit boring me with your opening sentences, pal. Gotta hook the reader.

As far as "housing", meh, I'm cool with this. Plenty of space to make y'all look foolish. I see this as more of a pond than a house, and I'm a killer croc. Seen, Rasta?

Thing is, by my count, it's 17-3 right now for me. Ill.

[Constantine]

Give me time. All I ask. Time.

I knew I could talk some sense into you young man. And I'm sincere about that... I just want it over!

[MurrayFiend]

OK, yeah. I made it up. The HollywoodBomb thing. I saw one of his posts this morning and decided the next person who 'dissed' me would 'be' him. I don't know the dude. Think he might be a hair metal fan or something.

The fact that you'd posted in a similar font colour in the same thread, while purely coincidental, caught my eye right away and I exploited the fuck of it.

I hope the mod is kind enough to let me stay after the doctored and PhotoShopped PMs, because I really love this place, and like I said... TIME.

Thanks for your understanding, Conster. Hopefully we can be partners in crime somewhere down the road.

[MurrayFiend]

More people need to be up on this shit.

'CAUSE I JUST CAN'T WAIT TO BE KIIIIIIIIIIING (c) Simba.

[Constantine]

I hope the mod is kind enough to let me stay after the doctored and PhotoShopped PMs

You still have time to get rid of the evidence of your lies. The window is closing...TIME!

[Constantine]

'CAUSE I JUST CAN'T WAIT TO BE KIIIIIIIIIIING (c) Simba.

Could you be even more delusional? Not only you got exposed but you got owned again and again, like the douche nozzle that you are. Denial is a crutch, and unless you seek better treatments and admit you're powerless over it you will remain the sad, pathetic, bitter message board loser we've all come to make fun of. You want me to appologize and bow to you? When you are the one who first attacked me on here unprovoked?

[MurrayFiend]

'CAUSE I JUST CAN'T WAIT TO BE KIIIIIIIIIIING (c) Simba.

Could you be even more delusional? Not only you got exposed but you got owned again and again, like the douche nozzle that you are. Denial is a crutch, and unless you seek better treatments and admit you're powerless over it you will remain the sad, pathetic, bitter message board loser we've all come to make fun of. You want me to appologize and bow to you? When you are the one who first attacked me on here unprovoked?

Please, I edited my shit. Peep it, it's all clean now.

My only quarrel now is with The Stonerster. You may continue insulting me if you wish. It may sting but I won't cry.

[MurrayFiend]

I hope the mod is kind enough to let me stay after the doctored and PhotoShopped PMs

You still have time to get rid of the evidence of your lies. The window is closing...TIME!

And... done. I'll never fuck with a Hatas legend-in-the-making like you again. Almost got myself banned. NEVER. AGAIN.

[Constantine]

I hope the mod is kind enough to let me stay after the doctored and PhotoShopped PMs

You still have time to get rid of the evidence of your lies. The window is closing...TIME!

And... done. I'll never fuck with a Hatas legend-in-the-making like you again. Almost got myself banned. NEVER. AGAIN.

I always knew you were smarter than that. Grats for owning up.

[MurrayFiend]

And a big \m/ to you, bro.

[MurrayFiend]

Now I'll direct my attention to you-know-who (Stoner, in case you actually didn't know): Kindly edit the thread title out of respect for the colossal "F" I've gained since its inception.

Yes, I'm setting you up for one. Knock it out of the park, dollface.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

This thread seriously makes me embarrassed to have ever endorsed you.

Consider yourself officially shunned in 5, 4, 3, 2...

[MurrayFiend]

That was a foul ball on a fucking bunt. With two strikes. Get the picture?

LOL at "shunning". She-walks over here feels like going Amish on my ass. See if I care, stuck-up bitch.

You don't know half of the behind-the-scenes shit I've gone through over the past while. You already said we were gonna "part ways" pages back, so colour me skeptical. If I'm wrong:

I remember those cheers / They still ring in my ears / After years, they remain in my thoughts. / Go to one night / I took off my robe, and what'd I do? I forgot to wear shorts. / I recall every fall / Every hook, every jab / The worst way a guy can get rid of his flab. / As you know, my life wasn't drab. / Though I'd much... Though I'd rather hear you cheer / When you delve... Though I'd rather hear you cheer / When I delve into Shakespeare / "A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse", I haven't had a winner in six months.

[he lights a cigar]

Though I'm no Olivier / I would much rather... And though I'm no Olivier / If he fought Sugar Ray / He would say / That the thing ain't the ring, it's the play. / So give me a... stage / Where this bull here can rage / And though I could fight / I'd much rather recite /... that's entertainment.

[MurrayFiend]

Ain't no Murray-mod meeting of the minds, mac.

I love this.

Now where's my Sean P .gif?

[MurrayFiend]

I'm listening to The Wailers' "Soul Rebel" right now and while I prefer Jacob Miller's version ("I'm A Rastaman"), this shit's hittin' home right now.

I feel like a soul rebel after this shit. And I can see the morning sun on the hillside.

Smoke one for Marley if you're a smoker. Thanks.

[JDV]

[MurrayFiend]

That's entertainment.

Yeah, this can pretty much be locked. A couple missteps but I still pulled it off. I really did.

[JDV]

I'm just glad euthanasia isn't practiced at Sludge.

[MurrayFiend]

I'm just glad euthanasia isn't practiced at Sludge.

Ain't no edit button in real life. That's some wisdom.

Fact is, you can theorize and analyze all you want, but I'm chillin' out pumpin' some Goodie Mob, just feeling good.

Keep this thread alive if your little Dennis Miller-isms are going to continue to be so endearing.

[JDV]

Hell, even Leon Spinks could analyze this, Judge Hedley.

[MurrayFiend]

Hell, even Leon Spinks could analyze this, Judge Hedley.

Like Dylan said, "I ain't gonna work on Maggie's farm no more."

Have fun "being just like them".

[SebastianLeeDanzig]

I can't fucking believe this went to six pages and still none of you bitches told what the hell this is even about. I'm really starting to get pissed off over here.