Ho Board Porno Workshop

[Metal_Mistress]

[chickenona]

That kicked 31 flavors of ass and your dick is like the Washington Monument, Hammy.

Fuck yeah. On we roll.

[cookie]

HELL yeah!

[chickenona]

Goddammit, Hammy posts a link to his magnificent Johnson and this thread still ends up halfway down the page?

You crazy broads have totally skewed priorities. BUMP.

[Metal_Mistress]

That's because everyone's too busy masturbating.

[Ham Stroker's Ejacula]

Work it, ladies.

[witchbitch]

This thread is Witchy_approved.

Nona, thank you for being the shepherdess.

[Succubyss]

Obligatory bump.

S (because THIS is what the ho board shoud be about)

[toofastforlove69]

Wow, I can't believe I'd never clicked on this thread before now.

[Pandora]

It's a great topic and got even more awesome when Hammy showed us his beautiful cock. I've been thinking I might try my hand in writing something. I suck at fiction, but I can write about real experiences.

[chickenona]

Go for it! That's what I did.

Let's face it, we gotta do everything we can to compete with that fucking Trent thread. Now that he's shown his ass and cried about it in public, people are gonna be coming in here in droves to check it out. We have to keep this thread alive to catch the overflow and show the freak-show attendees that there's more to the Ho Board than a bunch of fat cows in black lipstick and vinyl calling his fiancee a whore and a man.

Go, Pandora. Get this thread a mention in "Rolling Stone".

[Metal_Mistress]

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[chickenona]

Hell yeah! I knew you'd submit something good.

[Ham Stroker's Ejacula]

Very nice.

I bet this was my expression as I read it - move the guy's right hand to below the desk and it's even more accurate....

[SugarMama]

BUMP

Because 1, those crazy NIN bitches are on top again.

And B, Mistress, great story. Can't wait to hear the rest.

[Metal_Mistress]

Thanks guys

More, er, coming. *Ahem*

[chickenona]

Bumped to stay on top of Reznor and to remind Metal Mistress that there's supposed to be a Part 2.

[SugarMama]

Bumped to stay on top of Reznor and to remind Metal Mistress that there's supposed to be a Part 2.

Um, yeah, on both counts.

[UnknownLegend]

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[Metal_Mistress]

Bumped to stay on top of Reznor and to remind Metal Mistress that there's supposed to be a Part 2.

Haha, I'm working on it!

[chickenona]

Cool, UL posted again.

Come on, gang, up and at 'em!

[SugarMama]

I'm out right now. Can't think of a damned thing to write.

[Metal_Mistress]

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[Ham Stroker's Ejacula]

Awesome!!

bumping it again because I think Ham Stroker mentioned a story about Japanese girls. I'd like to hear it.

I have a bunch, actually - first one coming up soon...

[Ham Stroker's Ejacula]

Okay, here's one of my Japan encounters.


January 1990 – I was 23 years old and had been living in Osaka for a year (teaching conversational English to a wide variety of Japanese citizens) – during my 16 months there I indulged myself in a lot of travel, food, drink, and (especially) women. At the time, the guy I was sharing a small apartment with (we went to college together) was seeing a girl named Yatsuko.

One Saturday we took a train to Kyoto for the day to do some sightseeing – Yatsuko brought her friend Kumiko – it was my first time meeting her and I felt an instant attraction to her. She was very pretty, petite (5’ tall), and had gorgeous, long jet black hair. She was also quite shy, so I made it a point to try to make her laugh to put her at ease. The four of us enjoyed a really nice day together, and I told Kumiko that I hoped we’d see each other soon.

Towards the end of the next week I was hanging out at the apartment when the phone rang – it was Kumiko. We chatted briefly (her command of the English language was pretty strong – certainly a lot better than the Japanese I’d picked up during those first 12 months) – she asked if I had any plans that weekend. I didn’t, as my roommate was going out of the city for the entire weekend with his girlfriend. I suggested that we meet up at a local train station and go to a restaurant a couple blocks from my apartment that I frequented with my buddy. She agreed, and I told her that I was very much looking forward to seeing her again.

Late in the afternoon that following Saturday I walked to the train station and waited for Kumiko. She arrived, we greeted each other then we chatted as we walked to the restaurant. We enjoyed a nice meal – I put away several tall bottles of Asahi beer (she kept on refilling my glass) while Kumiko had beer and sake. The alcohol loosened her up and we were having a lot of fun talking. As the meal came to an end I asked her if there was anything in particular she wanted to do next, and she surprised me by asking to go back to my apartment so we could be alone. I paid the bill and we left for my place. She grabbed my hand as we walked, and by the time we reached the apartment we were arm in arm.

We got up to the apartment and went inside. I asked if she wanted anything more to drink – she declined and we went into the living area opposite the kitchen. Our shoes were removed at the door – we settled in on the couch. After chatting for a bit I asked her if she’d ever been with an American guy before – she hadn’t. She told me that she had been curious about American men for several years (she was 21 at the time) – I asked what she wanted to know. She said that she wanted to know how we kissed, and other things (this made her giggle). “Other things?” I asked – she blushed. I reached across and touched her face with my right hand, then stroked her hair. I told her how beautiful I thought she was and then we leaned in and shared a gentle kiss. She was trembling a bit. We then started kissing some more, increasing in length and intensity.

I was become very aroused by her. The first time her hand brushed against my crotch she pulled back from my face, looked down, then looked back at me and commented on what she felt. I asked if she liked it and she said yes. She said she had wondered how big most American guys were – I asked her if she wanted to see my cock. She blushed again, then shook her head ‘yes.’ I sat back, unzipped my jeans, and slowly revealed the entirety of my swollen member. Judging by the smile on her face, I assumed that she was happy with what she saw. I removed my jeans and boxers and sat there stroking it in front of her. She finally touched the shaft and I let out a little moan. From there, she proceeded to begin jacking my dick and playing with my balls. By the time she put her mouth on the head I thought I was going to cum right there. It was easy to tell that she didn’t have much experience with blowjobs, but I sat back and let her explore me with her mouth, tongue, and hands.

I got her top off, revealing a very perky pair of nice-sized breasts. I then got her down to her panties and when I first touched her between her legs I found her to be soaking wet. I first explored her vagina through her panties, then removed them and began rubbing her clit and slit. While I never penetrated her that night, we did just about everything else. Cunnilingus, followed by some analingus, produced a couple explosive orgasms from her. I greedily ate from her dripping pussy. Focus was shifted back to my penis – she fellated me some more, and when I felt close to orgasm, I took over and began furiously pumping my shaft in her direction. When I came, multiple streams of my semen coated her tits and belly.

It had been a very gratifying encounter, and the beginning of several intense fuck sessions….

[chickenona]

Kickass, you guys have been busy while I was watchin' "True Blood". Keep it going!

[panteraman319]

between hammy and mistress's stories I NEED A CIGARETTE and a box of kleenex!

[chickenona]

Bump for whoever missed anything over the weekend.

[jahlive 420]

i heart this thread

[chickenona]

This thread hearts you, baby.

But then again, this thread hearts everybody. This thread is a damn slut.