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[SugarMama]

This thread hearts you, baby.

But then again, this thread hearts everybody. This thread is a damn slut.

But we don't judge. Sluts need love, too.

[Ham Stroker's Ejacula]

My wife is a strong-willed, highly assertive, don’t-take-shit-from-nobody lady. It’s a real turn on. In our 18 years together, we’ve had our verbal spats. Fights never last long, but they can be intense. Today I was thinking about an encounter we had several years ago. After dinner I asked her about it, and while I only seemed to recall the sex portion of the story, she immediately recalled what we did that day – where we were, where we ate, etc.

It was 5 years ago this month. My in-laws watched our daughter (who was 3 ½ at the time) while the two of us drove an hour north for an appointment. I got us lost and blew up about it, triggering a heated argument. The uncomfortable feeling between us lasted through the appointment, and the drive back home. We stopped at a mall 30 minutes from our house to get an early dinner. As we ate our tempers began to lighten up, and by the end of the meal things were pretty much settled. Since we didn’t get out much as a couple since our first child was born, we didn’t want to immediately head back home. We walked around the mall, ducking in an out of several stores along the way. I grabbed her hand at one point and we got playful with each other as we continued walking.

When we reached the bottom level of the mall I told her that I needed to use the bathroom. She said she did, too. We walked together down the hallway leading to the restrooms. When we turned the corner she grabbed me and pushed the family restroom door open – nobody was in there. She closed the door behind us and locked it. I gave her a puzzled look, and when she looked at me I suddenly realized what was about to happen.

Without another word, I grabbed her and we went over by the changing table on the other side of the restroom. I watched as she kicked her shoes off and pulled her jeans and panties off. My heart began racing as she took hold of my jeans’ button and fly and started pulling them down. I hurriedly removed my sneakers and got my jeans off. My dick popped up and stared her in the face. She grinned and gave my shaft a good tug. I picked her up and sat her on the edge of the table. I immediately took the tip of my cock and began inserting it in here. She was already very wet with excitement. She grabbed my ass with her hands and pulled my entire length inside her. I began furiously pumping in and out of her as she grinded her hips. I looked down to watch my cock fuck her pussy, the shine from her wetness all over my shaft. It didn’t last long at all, but that’s to be expected in the heat of the moment. As I came I buried my face in her neck and clamped on with my teeth. I shot my load deep inside her.

We quickly got dressed and washed up as best we could. When we were ready I opened the door and we walked out. A young mom was standing there with her two kids – as I passed by I said “Excuse us” and gave her a wink. I wondered what thoughts might have gone through her mind as the wife and I walked back down the long hallway to the main floor, flashing devilish grins….

[chickenona]

Me and my old man haven't had a quickie in eons.

We used to have a huge, heavy Barcalounger type chair in our living room that we nicknamed the Behemoth. The Behemoth wasn't all that comfortable to sit in but it was really sturdy for fucking. Sometime along I'll have to put up a Behemoth anecdote.

[UnknownLegend]

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[chickenona]

I love it!

I'm glad you posted again. You've become one of this thread's anchors, UL.

[Ham Stroker's Ejacula]

Don't sell yourself short, UL - that was HOT!!!

[Metal_Mistress]

Well done Hammy and UL, awesome stuff!

[chickenona]

Me too! I bet you could put up something good.

[SugarMama]

*BUMP*

[chickenona]

THANK YOU!!!

I know some people have some material they want to put up. Come on you guys.

[SugarMama]

C'mon. Someone must have something out there ....

[SugarMama]

Not bad, honey. I'd say a solid effort, for sure. Let's see the next part.

I'm considering posting the story about Amy watching me give an ex head. When she said she wanted to watch, she meant it. It just wasn't Jack that she wound up watching me blow. It was a guy I was sort of seeing at the time, a local DJ. The most interesting part was that it was technically while he was on air. He'd put on an album side so he wouldn't have to move for a bit, and we were in the conference room, not in the booth. But I guess we'd consider that semantics. The people listening to the station thought he was in the booth, on air.

[UnknownLegend]

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[chickenona]

Yeah, we need the rest of it.

So far so good. I love "he looked like he had a big dick."

[cookie]

Bow chicka wow wow

[Rainbow Bright]

Not really any sex out of it, but I did end up being a maid today for the Sugar Daddy.

OOOH! And I went grocery shopping. Clad in a PVC coat with a corset over it, four ringed collar, heels, Maid dress and cuffs on the wrists. With a strap hooked to the ring on both cuffs to allow little hand movement.

[chickenona]

I wish you'd come into my grocery store in that getup.

[Rainbow Bright]

I wish you'd come into my grocery store in that getup.

[chickenona]

Oh my God, that kicks so much ass.

We got a couple of transgendered who come into my store, but they try to "blend". And we never have any S & M people in. Nobody wants to look too out of place in that tiny store.

[Rainbow Bright]

Oh my God, that kicks so much ass.

We got a couple of transgendered who come into my store, but they try to "blend". And we never have any S & M people in. Nobody wants to look too out of place in that tiny store.

It was a hoot. Portland while big, is lacking on weird deviance. Tis why I <3 The Eug

[chickenona]

So all the oddballs like to hang out in Eugene?

I really have to relocate to the PACNW.

[chickenona]

THAT KICKED ASS!

[TawnyVonJagger]

Fucking A, that was awesome! Wish my first time was like that!

[jahlive 420]

wow.

even though the end was fake, that was great!

excellent last line

[Rainbow Bright]

So all the oddballs like to hang out in Eugene?

I really have to relocate to the PACNW.

Word. Fuck, we got organized naked bike-rides and zombie walks.

I'll have something awesome to contribute later. We're going to have a day of shooting firearms and me rocking something out of this world. And of course probably getting flogged too

[UnknownLegend]

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[chickenona]

She's one of those people who has a gift for writing dirty stories.

[TawnyVonJagger]

Fake, real, whatever. Still made me squirm! Keep 'em cumming, people!

And where the FUCK is Itjogs?

[chickenona]

He's wandered off. I've got to kick it Al Haig style and declare myself in charge here.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

Keep 'em cumming, people!

Oh for fuck's sake.