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[TawnyVonJagger]

Keep 'em cumming, people!

Oh for fuck's sake.

Yeah, I know.

[UnknownLegend]

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[chickenona]

Well, I hope your cycle pushes you to add more.

You've been instrumental in making this thread.

[UnknownLegend]

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[SugarMama]

I think its peaking right now. I just whipped out Chapter 3 of the Jenna story. It's over the top.
I swear to god it's the hormones. It's not me.

When is Ham going to post again? And Sugar Momma, let's go- you said you have a good BJ story to tell.

Maybe I have to be at a certain point in my cycle, too. I don't know. I've tried more than once to put something up, and it's just not there. Dunno. It may come back. We'll see. Hold it down till I get my shit together.

[Ham Stroker's Ejacula]

I'm sitting at the table with Bill and his buddy Masahiro, downing plates of tuna sashimi and throwing back bottles of Asahi Super Dry.





This was the night we were going to go check out the "back alley" club in Osaka where you could get handjobs or blowjobs in private booths/rooms from Japanese girls. I wasn't sure if I was going to actively participate in such a venture, but I was interested in going to see what might happen. Bill and I weren't attached to any one Japanese girl at the moment (this was October 1989), so here we were, two 23 year old Americans with an endless supply of energy and a desire to bang a lot of willing young ladies.

We finished up our meal and last bottles, squared up with the waitress, and headed out the door to the train station. I'd been in Osaka for nine months, but I still didn’t have a good geographical handle on the city's layout. I took trains everywhere, so I was really only familiar with stop names. Masahiro knew where we were going, so we hopped the train and sat back for the ride.

"You going to get a private room, Gaijin?" asked Masahiro as he grinned at Bill.

We all laughed and Bill replied "Yeah, I think I could go for some pipe cleaning tonight."

We were on the train for 20 minutes when Masahiro told us that the next stop was ours. I sat there with a really good buzz on, anticipating what I might be seeing at this place. They were illegal, of course, but the police seemed to conveniently look the other way leading me to believe that there was some kind of arrangement going on. Money talks.

We exited the train and we walked a couple blocks and then down a narrow alleyway to the side entrance door of the club. We were met by a big Japanese guy wearing a suit – Masahiro spoke with him, gave him some money and we were let in. We walked in and were met with smoke in the air and American music playing through the club sound system. Nicely dressed cocktail waitresses were serving men drinks. The place was filled predominantly with men, although there were some women in there. There was a bar area, mid-sized floor area with tables/seating, and a small stage. And on the stage? A Japanese guy, probably in his 40s, was up there getting serviced by a young Japanese lady. In front of the crowd!

"What the fuck?!" I yelled in Bill's ear. "Did you know about this?"

"Nah!" he smiled. "Pretty fucking cool, huh?"

Man, it was surreal. Not that getting something done privately in a club was bizarre enough, but this shit was wild. It was definitely one of those situations where being a bit loaded helped immensely.

We sat down at a table and immediately order our first round of beers. Bill and I were the only Americans in the place, so we stood out. Within a couple minutes a young lady approached the table, leaned in, and asked if any of us wanted "special service." Masahiro told her something in Japanese – she smiled and then walked away.




"I told her not right now but maybe soon."

So we sat there drinking our beers and watching this dude get his dick sucked in front of the crowd. The girl was putting on a good show and the guy was definitely enjoying himself. I don't think he actually ever came up there, but they were up there for several minutes before it ended and they disappeared from the main area of the club, presumably to retire to one of the booths/small rooms together.

I don't recall how much money I shelled out that night, but I'm sure it was a decent amount of cake. A couple more beers and I was feeling no pain. There were several really attractive girls working there, and the idea of doing something with one of them was becoming more of a reality for me. We definitely stood out in the crowd, and a bunch of them kept stopping by to talk with us. I'm sure it was all part of their job to get their clients to spend as much money as possible, but we didn't care. We were having a blast and getting pretty loud.

I was approached by a beautiful girl who squatted down next to me and asked me if I wanted her to show me a good time – I asked what she had in mind – she pointed up at the stage. She was really amazing and I found myself touching her hair as I continued talking to her.

"Will you take care of me?" I asked her. She smiled and nodded.

Bill yelled "Dude – go for it!" Masahiro smiled and gave me a little push.

The girl took my hand and led me up to the stage. A big roar of "Ahhhhhh!" came from the crowd as I walked up there with her. She began playfully dancing with me to the music, walking around me - I was so into looking into her face that I didn’t notice that two other girls had joined us on the stage.

I was feeling so good that I just went along with it. They got me centered up there and the three of them formed a semi-circle in front of me. The two on either side of the first girl dropped to their knees while she began fondling my crotch. She was such a turn-on that I was already half hard as she grabbed my cock and balls through my jeans. The other two were running their hands up and down my legs. The girl in the middle then knelt down and undid my top button and unzipped the fly, exposing my hard on through my underwear.

"Ahhhhhhh!" goes the crowd.

The three of them took turns rubbing and pawing at my junk. The middle girl (my favorite) finally got her hand inside my underwear and pulled my cock out for all to see. I could hear Bill and Masahiro whooping it up at their table. She took hold of my shaft and caressed it up and down. I was now nearly fully hard. The other girls took turn touching my balls and getting a hand in on my cock where they could. My girl spit on the head and then took me in her mouth and began mouth-fucking my dick. The other two continued playing with my balls and grabbing my ass.





There were all kinds of chatter going on out in the crowd but it was all blending into a blur with the music. I just tried to focus on the blowjob and enjoy the girls in front of me. Eventually the middle girl began sharing my tool with the other two. All three could suck a mean dick. I was getting really into it and any worrying about whether or not I was going to finish up there left my mind. I knew it was going to happen. My balls were aching and I was pretty sure that I was going to bust a huge nut all over their faces (or so I hoped).

The middle girl took back command of my cock, sucking and pumping it like a champ. I grabbed a hold of the back of her hair – she looked up and me and I gave her a look that I was just about ready to let go. She took her mouth off of me and focused on working the shaft while the other two caressed my balls and thighs. As I began to reach that point of no return, my legs stiffened and the girls got ready for me.

Waves of euphoria hit me as I took control of my cock and cum began surging out, splashing all three girls in their faces. My favorite took the brunt of my seed. As the last streams ejected, they took back control and worked out every last drop that came out.





They toweled me off and got my jeans back up around my waist. Big cheers came from the crowd. I was a bit dazed as I was led off the stage and back to my table – it felt surreal, kind of like when I used to get high in college and everything around me would get fuzzy and time would slow down. I sat there and just looked around the place, my friends handing me a beer as they grinned….

[Metal_Mistress]

Bloody hell Hammy! You're a lucky bastard. That was awesome. I love the illustration too!

[chickenona]

Holy shit, that was your best one yet, Hammy. You are the porn king.

What sort of work did you do over in Japan? Were you military?

[Ham Stroker's Ejacula]

What sort of work did you do over in Japan? Were you military?

I lived in Osaka from January '89 to April '90. I taught conversational English through a small business - my clients included young kids, teens, and professionals. It was really cool - in one day I could go from the main business location to a YMCA-type facility to a business conference room to a private home. I even got to teach a room full of JAL flight attendants, which was the ultimate Dear Penthouse Forum fantasy of my young life.

[Ham Stroker's Ejacula]

You ladies want to keep this going or what?

[chickenona]

We got a couple people working on something.

[UnknownLegend]

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[Ham Stroker's Ejacula]

Did you pay extra for three girls or did they join in just for fun? It seems the whole experience should be free for being part of the entertainment.

I don't recall exactly how much cash I dropped that night, but it was probably a large amount. (Besides, holding Japanese currency was kinda like playing with Monopoly money - at least that's what I'd tell myself.)

Did you date any of the JAL flight attendants?

Nope - all I got to do was sit/stand in front of them and work hard to concentrate on doing my job - I would've loved to have had all 20 of them get naked and take turns playing Sit & Spin with me.

[UnknownLegend]

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[SugarMama]

Wow. I have ......... I"m trying to find the words. Legend, that was amazing. That was just beautiful. And I feel I'm not doing it justice say that. I"m not blowing smoke up your ass, babe. It's just ......... yeah. I said it already, I think.

[chickenona]

I'm glad you posted that. I liked it from the first time I read it.

[genedemon69]

I will start off by saying I am sorry for just jumping in here, but it was by invitation! Trying to get over my current situation with my wife, and I was asked to come share some "Pre-Wife" stories! So....Here it goes.

I am 5'11, with an athletic build. I have trained in the martial arts from the age of seven. I competed in a national competition at the age of 21, in Houston Texas. It was my first full contact competition, and I was nervous as hell. I flew out on Thursday night to meet up with my team on Friday morning, to start fighting on Saturday morning. When I boarded the flight, I found myself seated next to a beautiful blonde woman, who was dressed in some sort of executive attire. She had on a navy blue jacket, an almost see through, tight rayon white top; which hardly contained her beautiful titties, which were almost begging to escape those tight confines! She was roughly 32, 33 years old, and very sexy. As soon as I sat down, I introduced myself, "Hi, I'm Steve. Are you heading home, or leaving home?" I know...Weak, but I was just 21! She had the sexiest southern accent, which is a weakness of mine. "I'm Debbie. I live in Houston, and was here visiting my parents." She took my hand, and slowly slid her fingers down the length of my own hand and fingers.
After some small talk, she asked what I was going to Texas for. I told her about the competition, and how nervous I was. She told me to lean forward, and she'd ease my stress. I did, and she began massaging my shoulders, and neck. It fucking felt great, and I began to grow just a little below the waist. She then leaned forward too, and kissed my ear.
Almost 20 years later, and I remember her smell. It was like vanilla, but sweeter. It made my cock hard, as she nibbled on my neck, and kissed my head.
I told her she'd have to stop, as we would not be able to finish things. She assured me that she'd let me work some stress out with her when we landed.
The next hour in the air, she would keep rubbing her hand up and down my leg, casually brushing up against my now hard as rock cock.
Once we landed, I grabbed my gear, and followed Debbie to baggage claim, and then her car. I was supposed to meet other team members at the airport, but phoned Sensi and told him I'd have to meet up with them.
Debbie assured me she'd get me to the hotel before curfew.
We arrived at her house, and it was beautiful. Nothing out of the norm, just lots of beautiful flowers outside, and the inside smelled fresh and clean. Everything was in it's place.
We were not inside a minute before Debbie turned to me and said, "Alright, about that stress you had. Take off your jeans." As I did, Debbie sat in her leather chair, with her skirt pulled up to her waist. She had her hand inside her panties, slowly exploring her promised land, as I stood in front of her, with my own throbbing cock less than a foot from her beautiful mouth. Before I knew it, I was inside her mouth. Her tongue explored my cock like it was a newly discovered land. As she serviced my tool in her mouth, she continued to pleasure herself, every now and then putting her wet, dripping fingers into her mouth, or rubbing her pussy juices onto my cock as she sucked on it.
I had to pull out of her mouth, before I filled her with my hot cum. Another second, and it would have been too late. I dropped to my knees, and tasted her dripping pussy with my tongue. I inserted my finger, along with hers, as we pleasured her steaming pussy together.
At 21, I had never been with a squirter, and was shocked as a steady spray of her gratitude shot past my face, and onto the coffee table behind me.
That turned me on even more, and I had to fuck her right now. I had no condom, as I didn't really plan for and sex on this trip, and Debbie didn't seem to care. I entered her, and pulled her tight against me. Her legs around my neck, I fucked her beautiful pussy, while pulling the front of her lace bra for balance. I leaned forward to kiss her beautiful tits after one finally found it's way out, and she came again. This time, soaking me from the chest down. I pulled my cock out of her, and came on her stomach and bra. After cumming, she slid down, and cleaned my cock off with her sweet mouth again.
Debbie drove me to the hotel, and gave me a passionate kiss goodbye, and another for luck. She told me to call her and tell her how I did, (Placed first in fighting and first in weapons and Form). When I called her, the number had been disconnected.
I never saw my southern belle again.

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[chickenona]

I'm glad you got an invite, gene, but you never need one to just jump on in here. Any contributions are appreciated. Hot story, too. Ships passing in the night, huh?

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[Ham Stroker's Ejacula]

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Good stuff, UL and Gene. I'll get going on another one so we can keep this thread up.

[genedemon69]

I'm glad you got an invite, gene, but you never need one to just jump on in here. Any contributions are appreciated. Hot story, too. Ships passing in the night, huh?

Yeah! I was shocked at first when the number was fake, but what a fucking experience. Glad you liked it.

[MickeyG]

Hey, where is Itjogs anyway??

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[chickenona]

Hey, where is Itjogs anyway??

He's in his happy place.

[MickeyG]

Hey, where is Itjogs anyway??

He's in his happy place.

I dunno what that means but I hope he's alright anyway.

[chickenona]

I was joking around, Mickey. He's fine, I talk to him every day. He just has no further desire to get his Sludge on. This thread and the whore thread will live on in perpetuity as a testament to his greatness as a poster, though.

[MickeyG]

Damn. I miss his insights and stories on Lounge threads.

It's funny how decent posters leave but douchebags seem to stay around forever. Not mentioning any names.....