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Bisping Vs. Hendo...just ended. Wow!!! 

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Mir should have worn lipstick and a dress tonight, because he was someone's bitch!

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Brock is the fucking man. He whupped that ass, and the critics can now kiss his ass. Also, Hendo is a bitch for that cheap shot on Bisping.
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Damn, that face was BUSTED! 

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Lesnar showed some fighting smarts with the way he controlled the first round and didn't give Mir a chance to put a hold on him. I didn't like him flipping off the crowd after the fight, but I guess you can't take the WWF out of him.
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Hendo DESTROYING Bisping's jaw...

I think this is in Kill's UFC 100 thread, but it deserves mention here.
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Another angle, and a little bigger..


I think this is in Kill's UFC 100 thread, but it deserves mention here.
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Another angle, and a little bigger..

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Now that 100's in the books, here's a question. Dana's already building Lesnar up as a world beater (interesting considering he's had what, 4 fights?). Dana's talking about hooking Fedor after his next bout for Dream, and signing him to UFC. Then he wants to match up Brock and Fedor. Does Lesnar stand a serious chance against the Russian? Can Fedor overcome Brock's freakish size, strength and athleticism? Can Dana actually sign Fedor this time?
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New sig, thanks!!nakedmadman wrote:Hendo DESTROYING Bisping's jaw..
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Another angle, and a little bigger..


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Hendo didn't hit his jaw...he nailed him right in the ear. God damn was that a brutal punch!
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Didn't get to see the fight (fuckin' money was tight this week) but from the two angles here, there's no way that was Bisping's ear.
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Ok side of the head. Long was from the jaw for sure. Either way I was glad to see him hit Bisping with the last shot. What the guy gets for being an asshole.
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I have to laugh at the hardcore UFC fans, especially the idiots on Sherdog, that are complaining on how Brock is bad for the sport, yet are jizzing in their shorts over what Hendo did to Bisping.
Hendo could have fucking killed Bisping with that shot he hit him with when Bisping was already out. He knew he was out when he did it too which he clearly said after the fight. You want to talk about "bad for the sport" let's think for a second what would happen if Hendo DID kill him with that shot.
All Brock did was flip some people off and cut a promo that in about 3 minutes got more people talking about UFC than have ever talked about it before. The next card he is on is going to make that company more money in one night than they probably made in their first 5 years.
Hendo could have fucking killed Bisping with that shot he hit him with when Bisping was already out. He knew he was out when he did it too which he clearly said after the fight. You want to talk about "bad for the sport" let's think for a second what would happen if Hendo DID kill him with that shot.
All Brock did was flip some people off and cut a promo that in about 3 minutes got more people talking about UFC than have ever talked about it before. The next card he is on is going to make that company more money in one night than they probably made in their first 5 years.

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Well said, and I couldn't agree more. That being said, Dana HAD to take the stance he did, or he and the UFC would have been pigeonholed back to "human cock-fighting" or "full contact WWE". No matter how good Brock's antics are for ratings, to be considered a "serious" sport, Dana and the Zuffa crew have got to take the high road... Even if they end up giving Lesnar a bonus under the table for the obvious ratings push this will bring.Sabu wrote:I have to laugh at the hardcore UFC fans, especially the idiots on Sherdog, that are complaining on how Brock is bad for the sport, yet are jizzing in their shorts over what Hendo did to Bisping.
Hendo could have fucking killed Bisping with that shot he hit him with when Bisping was already out. He knew he was out when he did it too which he clearly said after the fight. You want to talk about "bad for the sport" let's think for a second what would happen if Hendo DID kill him with that shot.
All Brock did was flip some people off and cut a promo that in about 3 minutes got more people talking about UFC than have ever talked about it before. The next card he is on is going to make that company more money in one night than they probably made in their first 5 years.
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KIMBO SLICE first comments on joining the UFC
He actually doesn't come across as a complete idiot & I wish him the best of luck.
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He actually doesn't come across as a complete idiot & I wish him the best of luck.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2rZrp4V ... re=related


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Your a fucking bitch for talking shit about a legand, its a fucking contact sport, he didnt hit him after the bell.YYC wrote:Brock is the fucking man. He whupped that ass, and the critics can now kiss his ass. Also, Hendo is a bitch for that cheap shot on Bisping.
Unlike Rampage did to Wandy, the thing is a bunch of pussys didnt cry about it, but then again, not a bunch of roided roided soap operas watch small cards like UFC 92

I mean for fuck sakes Frank Mir took three unnessary shots and no one called out brock for that move.
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nakedmadman wrote:Didn't get to see the fight (fuckin' money was tight this week) but from the two angles here, there's no way that was Bisping's ear.
From the replays I saw during the broadcast, it looked to me like it was the ear. I could be wrong.
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KillDevilHill wrote:Your a fucking bitch for talking shit about a legand, its a fucking contact sport, he didnt hit him after the bell.YYC wrote:Brock is the fucking man. He whupped that ass, and the critics can now kiss his ass. Also, Hendo is a bitch for that cheap shot on Bisping.
Unlike Rampage did to Wandy, the thing is a bunch of pussys didnt cry about it, but then again, not a bunch of roided roided soap operas watch small cards like UFC 92![]()
I mean for fuck sakes Frank Mir took three unnessary shots and no one called out brock for that move.
Seriously, I must have missed that. How did Mir take unnecessary shots?
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I'm not sure what language that's written in, but I'll attempt to respond In English. Your boyfriend Hendo took a cheap shot after the guy was knocked out, pure and simple. There's no debate that he knew he was out, the guy admitted it. I don't like Bisping either, but doing some bush-league shit like Hendo did, legend or not, is out of line and could have had serious ramifications not just for the other guy but for the sport as well.KillDevilHill wrote:Your a fucking bitch for talking shit about a legand, its a fucking contact sport, he didnt hit him after the bell.YYC wrote:Brock is the fucking man. He whupped that ass, and the critics can now kiss his ass. Also, Hendo is a bitch for that cheap shot on Bisping.
Unlike Rampage did to Wandy, the thing is a bunch of pussys didnt cry about it, but then again, not a bunch of roided roided soap operas watch small cards like UFC 92![]()
I mean for fuck sakes Frank Mir took three unnessary shots and no one called out brock for that move.
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Henderson did the same thing when he KOd Wand. You fight until the ref stops you. People are comparing this to Wand/Page III and Babalu/Heath and it's ridiculous, he wasn't punching him with Yamasakis arms wrapped around him. I'm even seeing stuff where people say Bisping should file charges against Hendo. It was one shot, LOL at the people who say it could have killed him, it was nowhere near as hard as the 1st shot that KOd him.YYC wrote:I'm not sure what language that's written in, but I'll attempt to respond In English. Your boyfriend Hendo took a cheap shot after the guy was knocked out, pure and simple. There's no debate that he knew he was out, the guy admitted it. I don't like Bisping either, but doing some bush-league shit like Hendo did, legend or not, is out of line and could have had serious ramifications not just for the other guy but for the sport as well.KillDevilHill wrote:Your a fucking bitch for talking shit about a legand, its a fucking contact sport, he didnt hit him after the bell.YYC wrote:Brock is the fucking man. He whupped that ass, and the critics can now kiss his ass. Also, Hendo is a bitch for that cheap shot on Bisping.
Unlike Rampage did to Wandy, the thing is a bunch of pussys didnt cry about it, but then again, not a bunch of roided roided soap operas watch small cards like UFC 92![]()
I mean for fuck sakes Frank Mir took three unnessary shots and no one called out brock for that move.
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Then how come your not crying about Brock pounding on an unconscious Frank Mir?YYC wrote:I'm not sure what language that's written in, but I'll attempt to respond In English. Your boyfriend Hendo took a cheap shot after the guy was knocked out, pure and simple. There's no debate that he knew he was out, the guy admitted it. I don't like Bisping either, but doing some bush-league shit like Hendo did, legend or not, is out of line and could have had serious ramifications not just for the other guy but for the sport as well.KillDevilHill wrote:Your a fucking bitch for talking shit about a legand, its a fucking contact sport, he didnt hit him after the bell.YYC wrote:Brock is the fucking man. He whupped that ass, and the critics can now kiss his ass. Also, Hendo is a bitch for that cheap shot on Bisping.
Unlike Rampage did to Wandy, the thing is a bunch of pussys didnt cry about it, but then again, not a bunch of roided roided soap operas watch small cards like UFC 92![]()
I mean for fuck sakes Frank Mir took three unnessary shots and no one called out brock for that move.
This isnt even close to the worst example of teeing off an a KTFOed fighter, its just a bunch of wrestling fans watched this fight and got their panties in a knot
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Come back when you have clue what you're talking about or you can make some coherent sense.
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Well you do have me on rambling like a dipshit in those posts, but I do know what Im talking about, not somthing your showing in this threadYYC wrote:Come back when you have clue what you're talking about or you can make some coherent sense.
The fact is Dan Henderson did nothing horrible. It would have been classy/badass if he walked away with Bisping down, but he sure as hell didnt have to. In fact Hendo had an early stoppage against Ryo Chonan and the Japanese media bitched about it at the time. Now why would he risk having an early stoppage in a fight where he is trying to get a rematch title fight with Anderson Silva, it would make no sense being timid.
Kos and Karo both had fights where they looked completly out upon hitting the matt, but both got up and bitched about the stoppage.
Him throwing the punch isnt "worse for the sport" then Brock Lesnar's WWF outburst, because no mainstream sports media will mention Hendo's punch outside of their MMA section on their websites.
Rampage/Wandy III was dirty and uncalled for, It also took place during the biggest event of 08, but he was let off the hook because of "bad blood"
Rashad/Salmon was the in the same ballpark as hendo's. However Rashad took more time to throw the punch after the KO, and it was on free TV, but he was let off the hook because "You have to make sure you finish the fight"
BJ Penn knocking out Sean sherk with a flying knee then tagging him with three punches after. Zero backlash. Zero
Same goes with Machida's after KO punch; that came at the round ending buzzer, against silva. Zero backlash. Zero
To sum it all up all the bitching in this thread is coming from pro wrestling fans, its gotta have something to do with not following the sport much, ironic being that you seem so concerned about "whats bad for the sport"
BTW Ricky Hatton took more Damage and would have had a larger chance of dying from blunt force truama or from swelling of the brain in his fight with manny, but everyone jizzed their pants over that fight
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Dude, for Christ's sake, calm the fuck down. You seem to be throwing a lot of accusations around about wrestling fans, which has fuck-all to do with what I've been saing. I've been a fan of UFC/MMA for a long time. I was watching the shit when it really was human cockfighting, when you had tools like Kimo and Tank Abbot stinking up the joint. It's come a long way since those days and I'm proud to I was along for the ride. So you can take your snobbishness and stick it up your ass, because odds are I've been following it longer than you. That said, I never said that the Hendo punch was the worst thing ever done. You're right, all the examples you name were far more egregious. That doesn't mean I have to like what he did the other night. Should he be suspended or God forbid arrested? No. But I don't think a fine would be out of order either. It's cheap shots like that give the sport a bad name in the mainstream press. Granted, there is a part of me that likes the fact that MMA is virtually ignored by ESPN, yet rakes in the dough anway, but I realize that for the sport to grow and expand it needs to become more and more legitimized in their eyes.
As for Brock Lesnar, I have watched the fight from the other night about five times, and I have no idea what you are talking about when you say that he beat him when he was unconscious. He didn't. You are literally the first and only person I've heard say that, so it sounds to me like you are talking out your ass. I get that "MMA purists" (whatever the fuck that is) hate the fact that he came from pro wrestling. So what? He is legit. To argue otherwise is to look like an ass. Is he the best ever? Certainly not. I said earlier I think Fedor will submit him. But he is better than Mir, and he proved it.
As for Brock Lesnar, I have watched the fight from the other night about five times, and I have no idea what you are talking about when you say that he beat him when he was unconscious. He didn't. You are literally the first and only person I've heard say that, so it sounds to me like you are talking out your ass. I get that "MMA purists" (whatever the fuck that is) hate the fact that he came from pro wrestling. So what? He is legit. To argue otherwise is to look like an ass. Is he the best ever? Certainly not. I said earlier I think Fedor will submit him. But he is better than Mir, and he proved it.
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But I don't think a fine would be out of order either.
It would, and who would fine him
Not anymore then elbows and blood on the mat, yet no one calls for them to be removedIt's cheap shots like that give the sport a bad name in the mainstream press.
He took unessary shots because of the ref, so did bispingAs for Brock Lesnar, I have watched the fight from the other night about five times, and I have no idea what you are talking about when you say that he beat him when he was unconscious. He didn't. You are literally the first and only person I've heard say that, so it sounds to me like you are talking out your ass.
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Man, tickets go on sale this week for UFC 103 in Dallas, I can't wait. I really hope I can score some good seats and make the road trip, it looks like it should be a great card:
Martin Kampmann vs Mike Swick (fuckin awesome fight)
Josh Koscheck vs Frank Trigg
Hermes Franca vs Tyson Griffin
Rumored:
Rich Franklin vs Luiz Cane
Mirko Crocop vs Junior Dos Santos
That would be fucking sick to see Mirko live, I hope that fight comes true. There should be at least one big fight on this card because it's competing head to head with Floyd Mayweathers return.
Martin Kampmann vs Mike Swick (fuckin awesome fight)
Josh Koscheck vs Frank Trigg
Hermes Franca vs Tyson Griffin
Rumored:
Rich Franklin vs Luiz Cane
Mirko Crocop vs Junior Dos Santos
That would be fucking sick to see Mirko live, I hope that fight comes true. There should be at least one big fight on this card because it's competing head to head with Floyd Mayweathers return.
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I thought Crocop was done with the UFC after his last fight.
Koshcheck really needs a good fight this time, after the way he got beat the last time.
Koshcheck really needs a good fight this time, after the way he got beat the last time.
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Nah, he signed a 3 fight deal, there were just a lot of unsubstantiated rumors going around after his last fight.
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Brock's been training BJJ for a few years now.Budonkadanko Jones wrote:These people are just bitching that someone with no martial arts training beat the shit out of a BJJ black belt..... Mir should have "shrimped" brock off of him....
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Also, I don't understand the people who think he's untrained. Wrestling has proven to be the best base training in the UFC for the last 10 years. Wrestling, BJJ, and Muay Thai seem to be the ones to know.
The thing with wrestling is it's all about using your weight and body control. "Shrimping' is just the technique of moving your hips to get better position. That's not going to work on someone who was a world class amateur wrestler, who's 40-50lbs heavier, and is faster and stronger.
I can tell you from first hand experience, that wrestlers and particularly submission wrestlers that come into BJJ, already start well ahead of someone coming in fresh without any grappling. I remember guys coming in from wrestling who'd never done any martial art, and would be pinning down and subbing other beginners who has been training BJJ 3 times a week for 3-4 month solidly, on their first day.
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UFC 104 is starting to really shape up to something sick
A middleweight bout between long, longtime contender Yushin Okami (23-4 MMA, 7-1 UFC) and Chael Sonnen (23-10-1 MMA, 2-3 UFC) is set for UFC 104.
The bout was revealed on the recently launched UFC Japan website.
http://mmajunkie.com/news/15540/yushin- ... ngeles.mma
Champ Lyoto Machida vs. Mauricio "Shogun" Rua (for light-heavyweight title)*
Shane Carwin vs. Cain Velasquez*
Yushin Okami vs. Chael Sonnen
Anthony Johnson vs. Yoshiyuki Yoshida*
Ryan Bader vs. Eric Schafer*
Rob Kimmons vs. Jorge Rivera*
Patrick Barry vs. Antoni Hardonk*
Razak Al-Hassan vs. Kyle Kingsbury*
A middleweight bout between long, longtime contender Yushin Okami (23-4 MMA, 7-1 UFC) and Chael Sonnen (23-10-1 MMA, 2-3 UFC) is set for UFC 104.
The bout was revealed on the recently launched UFC Japan website.
http://mmajunkie.com/news/15540/yushin- ... ngeles.mma
Champ Lyoto Machida vs. Mauricio "Shogun" Rua (for light-heavyweight title)*
Shane Carwin vs. Cain Velasquez*
Yushin Okami vs. Chael Sonnen
Anthony Johnson vs. Yoshiyuki Yoshida*
Ryan Bader vs. Eric Schafer*
Rob Kimmons vs. Jorge Rivera*
Patrick Barry vs. Antoni Hardonk*
Razak Al-Hassan vs. Kyle Kingsbury*
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I can't really get pumped for 104 right now. I just think the main event is a joke, but I guess they really have no other people to give a title shot too. I am excited about Carwin/Valasquez though... a lot. Okami/Sonnen could be good, but it could also be really fucking boring. 103 is looking much better IMO.