Ho Board Porno Workshop

[chickenona]

Holy fuck, you girls don't play around. I like to see you guys taking it to the limit. We've got enough flavors here to open a Ben & Jerry's scoop shop.

Awesome work, both of you.

[chickenona]

I think some of these chicks have inspired you, Burg. That one was light years better than your first one here. Kickass.

[amouthfulofsin220]

*bumpity bumpity bump*

[amouthfulofsin220]

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[amouthfulofsin220]

[chickenona]

Hahahaha, what an unexpected second half to that story.

And homie's a Jew! What is it about those guys.

[amouthfulofsin220]

Hahahaha, what an unexpected second half to that story.

And homie's a Jew! What is it about those guys.

I don't know...maybe it's the hair.

[chickenona]

I was gonna say something about wanting to cure the self-loathing complex, but yeah, the hair's usually pretty good too.

Except for the Hasidim. That shit's just plain weird.

[amouthfulofsin220]

I don't know whether I'd judge too quickly.

A serious freak sometimes hides behind that staid wardrobe and those sidecurls. It's all that Talmud and girl watching underneath the brim of prim black felt hats...




As much as I hate Sex and the City or whatever, they were onto something.

[chickenona]

I dunno...

[amouthfulofsin220]

I've seen a couple of young ones who were pretty cute...I don't know about the grizzly adams in a suit look of the older ones though lol

Oh dear.

[chickenona]

Yeah, aren't they supposed to just let the beard grow when it comes in and never cut it or shave it?

[amouthfulofsin220]

Yep, or at least that's what I've read. The young ones are less hairy, for obvious reasons.

(what a conversation to have in a porn thread)



P.S.-where's Burg?

[chickenona]

He hasn't been around since yesterday.

Maybe attackin' some chubby chick with a flogger?

[amouthfulofsin220]

Buahahaha well, he's having a good time then.

Sucks to be home on a Saturday night, but there was some drama between me and my friends...

[TawnyVonJagger]

mouthfullofsin, your story was fanfuckintastic!

I so envy you people...

[amouthfulofsin220]

Thanks so much, Tawny...

and I got more where that came from-much more

[amouthfulofsin220]

I just had to...those are EPIC.

[chickenona]

I

[Ham Stroker's Ejacula]

Fuck yeah - you ladies make Hammy want to cum.


HARD.

[amouthfulofsin220]

Chickenona-

There is a reason your name is on the title of this thread...the story had everything-comedy, tragedy, and some delicious smut at the end to even it out...loved it!

[chickenona]

Yeah, with Katey around there's never a dull moment.

And fuck, I'm not scared to tell tales out of school. The sonofabitch who drove her insane is a real person and his name is DENNIS DENNEHY. I think he heads A & R at Interscope or some such. Google the fat prick if you want to see a picture of him.

[chickenona]

S

[amouthfulofsin220]

>roaring applause<

[chickenona]

Yeah, I'm a fallen woman.

This is all gonna have to come to an end, I know. But what the fuck, for now it's material so I may as well get some decent stories out of it.

[amouthfulofsin220]

What is it about the wrong man?

You know they're bad, that they're lying to you...
but they do it so well, and you believe
begrudgingly, even if its just for one night,
cause his kiss is so sweet
slow death by lust...

When you know they'll fail you
leave you cold, but now
at this very moment, they're hot
hot enough to burn away
the two decades of built up reason from your brain...

Just one kiss-
just one night
just one more time,
I'll let him think I believe those tired old lines...

Damn him,
but keep him safe,
'cause he makes me feel alive...

[chickenona]

That's exactly it.

A really good friend of mine recently got caught by the spouse engaging in bad behavior. I've been warned that it's the worst feeling in the world, and having been caught in large lies about other stuff by my husband, I fully believe that. But consequences aren't a real high priority for you when you're fully in thrall.

[Ham Stroker's Ejacula]

I'd just like to reiterate about the contents of this particular page...





Thank you.

[chickenona]

My God, it's mesmerizing.

So Hammy, when do we get more of your big-in-Japan antics?

[Ham Stroker's Ejacula]

Another one from the Japan vaults? I think it's time for the tale of the older geisha doll who got a generous double dose of gaijin goo splattered across her prone porcelain protoplasm.