Explain the logic of that...my dirty mind is my meal ticket, but I still don't quite get what you mean...
*thinking dirty thoughts*
Ohhhhhh, I see...something like getting fucked by pale, thin, sylph Trent of yore.
Notify NIN.com and ETS immediately! The days of masturbating to old Trent pics with a pocket rocket are done...
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From the Tantus site:
"... I just ordered three of them, and I plan to freeze them all and use them all at once!"
Ice those fuckers down baby, cause they're gonna have them a bona fide NINtard circle jerk. People will be smelling twat fumes for miles!
P.S. -
@ Francis pretending he doesn't know exactly what the hell is going on and what the plan was from the beginning...hence him announcing his "EX" getting "engaged" 
I've worn it out a couple of time and it does get people's attention - but she needs to sharpen up the cupid's bow with a lip brush and then go over it all with a non sticky fuschia gloss...she could pull it off with thinner eyeliner on top, a hair thin little wing on the outer bottom edges of her eyes, and some highlighter in the inner corners. She's looking peaked, but she's a pretty girl. 
Seriously, it can look more flattering than red lips if you're tan enough. If not, you'll look like you just sucked Barney's dick.