Fuck you, Bert Favor

NeverSurrender · Post by **NeverSurrender** » Tue Sep 29, 2009 7:44 pm

I think Elway belongs in the discussion. 5 super bowls, 2 wins and the three losses, he was the whole team.

Btw, If the Vikes go to the Super Bowl with Bert, I will then call him Brett. And yes, that was a helluva catch. I was hugging peopleI never met.

Heenan Snuka · Post by **Heenan Snuka** » Wed Sep 30, 2009 5:28 am

NeverSurrender wrote:I think Elway belongs in the discussion. 5 super bowls, 2 wins and the three losses, he was the whole team.

Btw, If the Vikes go to the Super Bowl with Bert, I will then call him Brett. And yes, that was a helluva catch. I was hugging peopleI never met.

you were at that game? nice

they showed the replay on nfl network last night...awesome game

what went unsaid was that Bert drove the team 80 yards in about 1:20 with no timeouts...amazing

znuff_fan · Post by **znuff_fan** » Mon Oct 05, 2009 6:58 pm

Bert can still eat a dick...shit all the time, must be nice to have an OL.

OverMe · Post by **OverMe** » Mon Oct 05, 2009 7:41 pm

How the fuck was that not unsportsman like conduct? fucking horsheshit

Heenan Snuka · Post by **Heenan Snuka** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 11:55 am

Bert Favor is 5-0

UtahRatt · Post by **UtahRatt** » Mon Oct 12, 2009 2:19 pm

Heenan Snuka wrote:Bert Favor is 5-0

So is Kyle Orton.

gr8twhte · Post by **gr8twhte** » Wed Oct 14, 2009 12:17 pm

OverMe · Post by **OverMe** » Mon Oct 26, 2009 4:14 pm

Viqueens lost yesterday

NeverSurrender · Post by **NeverSurrender** » Mon Nov 02, 2009 10:51 am

OverMe wrote:Viqueens lost yesterday

Vikings won yersterday, and the refs didn't even have to help them.

thejuggernaut · Post by **thejuggernaut** » Mon Nov 09, 2009 1:12 pm

Monsters_of_Rock wrote:
thejuggernaut wrote:
I see.

So how was that track record last year when he skipped camp ?

What kind of track record did he have from the 2008 season ?
Ahhh, I'm so glad you asked. Through 11 games last year the Jets were 9-2 and Brett Favre was on pace to be the MVP of the league. Then he fucked up his throwing arm, which directly led to his poor performance down the stretch.

And, lest we forget, Favre came forward with this news without being asked. He brought it up as a pre-preemptive excuse.

Monsters_of_Rock · Post by **Monsters_of_Rock** » Thu Nov 12, 2009 2:32 pm

It's the Truth: Favre's proving Thompson wrong

thejuggernaut · Post by **thejuggernaut** » Fri Nov 13, 2009 1:54 am

Monsters_of_Rock wrote:It's the Truth: Favre's proving Thompson wrong

But, hey, at least the media doesn't wash his balls. Right ?

thejuggernaut · Post by **thejuggernaut** » Wed Jul 21, 2010 12:08 am

Sometimes at PFT we try (and usually fail) to add value to a given quote by trying to say something funny or informative before it. That's not necessary this time.

We present Brett Favre's agent Bus Cook, talking to Men's Journal on the summer day Favre spoke to ESPN about his ankle surgery.

"Brett talked to goddamned Ed Werder at ESPN, says he needs ankle surgery. Now why did he do that?" Cook asked. "I've got [Brad] Childress calling. I've got reporters calling all damn morning. Goddammit, why does he have to be such a goddamned drama queen? Play, don't play, goddamn, people are getting sick of it. I'm getting sick of it!

"Why does he have to talk to these people? What good does it do? Ed Werder at ESPN! What's he ever done for anybody other than say, 'Look, look, Mommy, I got this first, ain't I special?' You got problems with surgery, talk to your wife. Why talk to goddamned Ed Werder?"

It's somehow heartening that the man perhaps closest to Favre feels just like the rest of us. (Well, except goddamned Ed Werder.)

Later Favre enters the office and offers a sheepish apology. Cook's response: "Jesus, Brett. You never learn. You guys go talk. I've got goddamn phone calls to make," before poking a finger at Favre. "Thanks to you."

Never thought I'd say this, but I may have to pick up a copy of this month's Men's Journal.

Tenacious_Dio · Post by **Tenacious_Dio** » Wed Jul 21, 2010 8:22 am

That was great.

OverMe · Post by **OverMe** » Wed Jul 21, 2010 9:41 am

Fuck Favre

Heenan Snuka · Post by **Heenan Snuka** » Fri Apr 27, 2012 12:38 pm

fuck u bert favor

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