Poll...rate my looks
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Dude, I have no REAL ill will toward you, but for some reason your posts make me want to punch babies.
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Too late for the Andy Kaufman approach, Cliffy - you done screwed the pooch with the other poll. Oh, I'm sure everyone will get off on insulting you, but if you think even one person will believe that you started that other poll in the same spirit asthis one, you obviously think everyone here is just as dumb as you are, which incidentally proves just how stupid you are.
Christ, you suck at Sludge.
Christ, you suck at Sludge.
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Dude, you wanna steal Donnie's thunder?
Fuck off!
Fuck off!
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Put more FEELING into that big green font!CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:
Too late for the Andy Kaufman approach, Cliffy - you done screwed the pooch with the other poll. Oh, I'm sure everyone will get off on insulting you, but if you think even one person will believe that you started that other poll in the same spirit asthis one, you obviously think everyone here is just as dumb as you are, which incidentally proves just how stupid you are.
you suck at Sludge.
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Is ridicule a feeling?
This thread is just an uglier more desperate version of "I MEANT TO DO THAT".
LMFAO@ PeeWeeHermenstein.
This thread is just an uglier more desperate version of "I MEANT TO DO THAT".
LMFAO@ PeeWeeHermenstein.
tym wrote:She makes My air head 11 year old Girl look like Nikita Tesla.
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From Cliff The Unofficial Sludge Remixer, to Sludge's attention whore in less than 2 weeks.
Congrats!
Congrats!
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your wifes sideburns are ugly and she has nigger lips
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Dudes don't rate other dudes, dude!CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:uglier
(and I know that with all the following me around you do that you remember where I threatened I would do this if you kept it up).
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WTF-
sex attraction has a relative competing for attention.
LAME!!!
sex attraction has a relative competing for attention.
LAME!!!
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I'm not a dude, brain trust.
And I'm not "following you around" - we're on a messageboard and your posts are guaranteed fucktardery, and fuck me running if I don't love a good game of tardball. No need to get hysterical, PeeWee.
And I'm not "following you around" - we're on a messageboard and your posts are guaranteed fucktardery, and fuck me running if I don't love a good game of tardball. No need to get hysterical, PeeWee.
tym wrote:She makes My air head 11 year old Girl look like Nikita Tesla.
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tell kristi that her ears are too big for her head she looks like fivel mouskawitz
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...says the amazing fish boyuptheass wrote:your wifes sideburns are ugly and she has nigger lips
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Hey Cliff, I'm willing to give you the benefit of the doubt here and say your probably a cool guy IRL. But asking a board about your looks is setting yourself up for punching bag type waize knowe?
Shit, for all I know your a funny motherfucker and the ruze(sp?) continues.
Either way, cheers dude!!
Shit, for all I know your a funny motherfucker and the ruze(sp?) continues.
Either way, cheers dude!!
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what are you talking about now idiotmopmonster wrote:...says the amazing fish boyuptheass wrote:your wifes sideburns are ugly and she has nigger lips
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We have to be able to laugh at ourselves, although it's best not to call any more attention to silly or stupid things we've done. LOL Your wife is lovely, by the way.
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Oh...you're one of them dude broads! Okay...well, the third option still applies to you, dude!CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:I'm not a dude, brain trust.
Sure you are, you see my name on the board and you come a-runnin'!CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:
And I'm not "following you around"
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Cliffenstein wrote:
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I threatened the hate mongers on here in the other poll thread that I would do this if they kept at it.Mitzi4286 wrote:We have to be able to laugh at ourselves, although it's best not to call any more attention to silly or stupid things we've done. LOL Your wife is lovely, by the way.
I always make good on my word.
And thank you...I definitely married up!
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Cliffy's cool in my book. His daughter is hawt.
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To find out if I'm cool lookin' or not...I don't know and I need constant validation!Machado wrote:And the point of this poll is...
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I know that me having a set of big sweaty nuts for you to rest your tongue on would make all your jerking off with green food coloring that much better, but it just ain't so. I have a vagina, and coincidentally, it looks almost exactly like that shit sitting underneath your nose, except not pockmarked.Cliffenstein wrote:Oh...you're one of them dude broads! Okay...well, the third option still applies to you, dude!
You know why people fuck with you? Because you think you're something other than a way to pass time. You think people should nutride you for your jailhouse remixes and you think people come "a-runnin" (how queer) when the reality is that we're all just hanging around the plate waiting for a tardball to roll up.Sure you are, you see my name on the board and you come a-runnin'!CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:
And I'm not "following you around"
Oh look, there you are.
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tym wrote:She makes My air head 11 year old Girl look like Nikita Tesla.
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Guitar gets a 10.
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"Dude broad" means broad that kinda looks like a dude and definitely acts like one.CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:I have a vagina
Definitely not makin' your case with that response.CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:
blah blah blah...words...blah blah blah...you think you're something other than a way to pass time..blah blah blah...more bad words...blah blah.
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Which one?ROADHEAD wrote:Guitar gets a 10.
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I like 'em both...personalized cover...nice touch!Cliffenstein wrote:Which one?ROADHEAD wrote:Guitar gets a 10.
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Right, I'm not passing time making fun of you, I'm following you.
Cliffy, I'm really watching you through your monitor with a program I haxxored onto your computer. I see what you've been doing and I'm afraid I'm going to have to turn the internet off on you. The world doesn't need a remastered 8-track of Ambrosia's debut.
Cliffy, I'm really watching you through your monitor with a program I haxxored onto your computer. I see what you've been doing and I'm afraid I'm going to have to turn the internet off on you. The world doesn't need a remastered 8-track of Ambrosia's debut.
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tym wrote:She makes My air head 11 year old Girl look like Nikita Tesla.
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Yeah...they both got 'em and sperzels, too.ROADHEAD wrote:I like 'em both...personalized cover...nice touch!Cliffenstein wrote:Which one?ROADHEAD wrote:Guitar gets a 10.
Thanks, man.
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You've got that weathered old-man-in-eyeliner look. If a punk version of Bret Michaels is your goal, you pulled it off beautifully. This look comes off as a bit forced for anybody over the age of 16. At your age (40's?), I think you could benefit from a hair cut, some J Crew, and a college degree. You look like the type that will be living off my tax dollars in a few years, if not already.