Poll...rate my looks

[Cliffenstein]

You look like the type that will be living off my tax dollars in a few years, if not already.

I will be 40 in November and everyone will be living off of the government dole if the President has his way.

That being said...I've got a job.

[Aristocrat]

You look like the type that will be living off my tax dollars in a few years, if not already.

I will be 40 in November and everyone will be living off of the government dole if the President has his way.

That being said...I've got a job.

Very well then. At least you're not fat. Is your wife?

[gr8twhte]

Someone should remaster this thread.

[ParaDime77]

Right, I'm not passing time making fun of you, I'm following you.

Cliffy, I'm really watching you through your monitor with a program I haxxored onto your computer. I see what you've been doing and I'm afraid I'm going to have to turn the internet off on you. The world doesn't need a remastered 8-track of Ambrosia's debut.

You know, come to think of it, I'd like to hear a remastered version of Ambrosia's "Biggest Part Of Me", chop chop Cliffenberg.

[Bill_Bailey]

I really appreciate all of the freebies you've given out, but this attention whoring is much more annoying than any amount of poor album mastering.

Just quit or they're going to run you out of here like Iggy.

[Gritt]

Right, I'm not passing time making fun of you, I'm following you.

Cliffy, I'm really watching you through your monitor with a program I haxxored onto your computer. I see what you've been doing and I'm afraid I'm going to have to turn the internet off on you. The world doesn't need a remastered 8-track of Ambrosia's debut.

Stoner, I'm probably one of your biggest fans that doesn't spend all my posting time licking your e-taint, but don't be knocking Ambrosia. Them's fighting words.

[Blah]

Cliff, did you find the answers you were looking for when you made this thread?

[Cliffenstein]

Very well then. At least you're not fat. Is your wife?

Not at all.

[Serial_Mom]

[Cliffenstein]

I really appreciate all of the freebies you've given out, but this attention whoring is much more annoying than any amount of poor album mastering.

Just quit or they're going to run you out of here like Iggy.

I know this is difficult to understand, because it's happening on sludge and all...but to me that's why it's all so humorous.

And I can't be run off by the insult circus...the only thing that's gonna run me off is if the CEO himself bans me and I got a feelin' that that ain't gonna happen.

Just smile along and roll with it, my man!

[UtahRatt]

Was you a foster child?

[UtahRatt]

Judging from your pictures I bet you like sailors and raw dogging farm animals.

[Cliffenstein]

Cliff, did you find the answers you were looking for when you made this thread?

Not lookin' for answers...just givin' the self-appointed sludge gestapo a little somethin' to stickin' in their proverbial craws.

[Nicole76]

You're cute....

but you look like a poor man's HueyRamone.

[James Bon]

I really appreciate all of the freebies you've given out, but this attention whoring is much more annoying than any amount of poor album mastering.

Just quit or they're going to run you out of here like Iggy.

I know this is difficult to understand, because it's happening on sludge and all...but to me that's why it's all so humorous.

And I can't be run off by the insult circus...the only thing that's gonna run me off is if the CEO himself bans me and I got a feelin' that that ain't gonna happen.

Just smile along and roll with it, my man!

Hey man, has anyone asked you if they can remaster your wife's snatch?

[UtahRatt]

You have that look of desperation which is exactly as shallow as you come across. I bet in normal conversation you have the body movement of a mime and the volume of a drunken bimbo.

[UtahRatt]

Not lookin' for answers...just givin' the self-appointed sludge gestapo a little somethin' to stickin' in their proverbial craws.

Actually you're looking for attention, did your mother not love you? Was you not breast fed?

[Cliffenstein]

Hey man, has anyone asked you if they can remaster your wife?

Haha...I got it covered!

[UtahRatt]

[RPB]

Who the hell is this guy?

My guess: ItWalks's older brother?

Did I win?

[UtahRatt]

So Cliffy, when you put your makeup on, do you talk to yourself in the mirror?

[Luminiferous]

We have to be able to laugh at ourselves, although it's best not to call any more attention to silly or stupid things we've done. LOL Your wife is lovely, by the way.

I threatened the hate mongers on here in the other poll thread that I would do this if they kept at it.

I always make good on my word.

I'm going to laugh my ass of when the mod bans this idiot for constantly creating these asinine threads..

[Ten Years Gone]

Well, Cliffy's about 40 and his wife's about 20, so kudos for that.

[slapmefourtimes]

You look like an infiedel.

[UtahRatt]

I was gonna vote but I didn't see an option for:

"40 year old panzy wannabee desperately trying to look hip."

[Cybersavior]

SatanHimself is coming. And he's bringing Photoshop with him.

There will be. . . . a reckoning.

[rattstar]

Hey if I rate your looks and I am a guy does that make me gay?

No . You were gay way before you rated his looks

[exitflagger]

Is Cliffy cool lookin'?

That question right there is gayer than Richard Simmons giving Nathan Lane a jolly rogering on stage at a Cher concert.

[Cliffenstein]

Well, Cliffy's about 40 and his wife's about 20, so kudos for that.

39 and 23...soon to be 40 and 24

And I'll take those kudos and raise you an ice cream sandwich!

[Cliffenstein]

Hey if I rate your looks and I am a guy does that make me gay?

Kinda, yeah