CliffByford's Notes of the whole Lisa Vie thing?
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CliffByford's Notes of the whole Lisa Vie thing?
I wanna know what he thinks of this whole fiasco.
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Re: CliffByford's Notes of the whole Lisa Vie thing?
I'd rather hear what he thinks of your dumb ass...
...and how it all relates to the mighty Blue Öyster Cult.
...and how it all relates to the mighty Blue Öyster Cult.
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Re: CliffByford's Notes of the whole Lisa Vie thing?
Can someone provide a summary of the other Cliffs Notes thread and then maybe give me the jist of this one?
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Re: CliffByford's Notes of the whole Lisa Vie thing?
Can someone compile a list of all the posts where a number of pages is mentioned, i.e. "81 pages" or "50 pages". That thread in itself might be 10 pages long.

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Re: CliffByford's Notes of the whole Lisa Vie thing?
THIS IS THE BEST THREAD IN THE HISTORY OF THE INTERNET!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: CliffByford's Notes of the whole Lisa Vie thing?
Don't mind me, I'm just marking where I left off reading in the thread.

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Re: CliffByford's Notes of the whole Lisa Vie thing?
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Re: CliffByford's Notes of the whole Lisa Vie thing?
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HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT

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Re: CliffByford's Notes of the whole Lisa Vie thing?
WHERE THE FUCK'S CLIFF?!?!?!
Oh woe is me. This thread will fall by the wayside because Cliff's off pretending to have a life.
But seriously guys, what happened in that thread? I have all the time in the world to read it, I'm just lazy and want to make it seem like I have IRL business elsewhere.

But seriously guys, what happened in that thread? I have all the time in the world to read it, I'm just lazy and want to make it seem like I have IRL business elsewhere.
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Re: CliffByford's Notes of the whole Lisa Vie thing?
Think it's pretty much been covered right here.
Two pages by the weekend or my dad's not a senator.
Two pages by the weekend or my dad's not a senator.
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Re: CliffByford's Notes of the whole Lisa Vie thing?
Can the mod unban Cliff and send him a new password so we can hear his side of the story?
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Re: CliffByford's Notes of the whole Lisa Vie thing?
I predict this thread will hit 15 posts by the weekend.


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Re: CliffByford's Notes of the whole Lisa Vie thing?
If we believe it...
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Re: CliffByford's Notes of the whole Lisa Vie thing?
Needs moar photoshops.
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Re: CliffByford's Notes of the whole Lisa Vie thing?
lol, poor Cliffy Byford....he has no idea 

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Re: CliffByford's Notes of the whole Lisa Vie thing?
JUSTICE FOR BYFORD
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Re: CliffByford's Notes of the whole Lisa Vie thing?

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Re: CliffByford's Notes of the whole Lisa Vie thing?
Bump.
We can't let this go to page 2!!!!
We can't let this go to page 2!!!!
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Re: CliffByford's Notes of the whole Lisa Vie thing?
Am I the only person who sees Cliff's name and thinks "Son of Byford, Brother of Al" every time?
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Re: CliffByford's Notes of the whole Lisa Vie thing?
I say that all the time!!!!CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:Am I the only person who sees Cliff's name and thinks "Son of Byford, Brother of Al" every time?
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Re: CliffByford's Notes of the whole Lisa Vie thing?
Betty's my mama, and Run's my pal.
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Re: CliffByford's Notes of the whole Lisa Vie thing?
When I see Cliffs name it just reminds me what a shitty band Saxon is and how Cliff also likes a shitty football team, namely QPR.
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Re: CliffByford's Notes of the whole Lisa Vie thing?
WTF? Cliff got banned?
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Re: CliffByford's Notes of the whole Lisa Vie thing?
the rhymes are Darrel's, THE BURGERS ARE RONALD'S!!CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:Betty's my mama, and Run's my pal.
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