I don't use photobucket.TimBerrington wrote:Picture I found in Creepystein's photobucket.
Poll...rate my looks
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Kristi and I have been together for 3 1/2 years now. Married for two.Bourbon Cowboy wrote:So the same amount of time as Donnie and Lisa have been together? Interesting.
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That guy's awesome and all, but, no...it ain't me.TimBerrington wrote:it's you.
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hahahahha...awesome! That guy's seen a lot of sun. I've seen almost none. He also seems to be about twice my size.TimBerrington wrote:more images.
Still...I gotta hand it to ya...those two photo posts of yours rate fairly high on my personal laugh scale.
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WELCOME BACK ROCKNREV!Cliffenstein wrote: I realize you folks who mistakenly believe you're in charge around here don't get it, but that doesn't lessen its laugh value for me in the least...in fact, it greatly enhances it!
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You really don't know who that is on the right side of that photo?LeatherSnake wrote:
I dont follow...sorry.
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?Bourbon Cowboy wrote:WELCOME BACK ROCKNREV!
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Cliffenstein wrote:That guy's awesome and all, but, no...it ain't me.TimBerrington wrote:it's you.
Well, it may as well be. Reid and Pelosi aren't the same person either, but it really is close enough.
Sorry to hear about the age difference. I was hoping she was a very young looking 30 something. In any case, I bet she's hotter than 90% of sludgers' wives and/or girlfriends (for those that actually have them). Then to top it all off, you say she's not even fat. No shit? Good for you.
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Handsome,talented and loved by all.
He's got it all.
He's got it all.
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I have no piercings, I hate emo (and always have), my hair is a Joan Jett shag not a short Johnny Ramone and my skin isn't torn up from years of sun damage.Aristocrat wrote:Well, it may as well be. It really is close enough.
Not even a little.Aristocrat wrote:she's not even fat.
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If what my mother admitted to me several years ago is to be believed then it is literal.LeatherSnake wrote:Yes, I do...I guess the Dad refence wasnt literal then. lol
It went over my head-sorry.
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Bourbon Cowboy wrote:WELCOME BACK ROCKNREV!Cliffenstein wrote: I realize you folks who mistakenly believe you're in charge around here don't get it, but that doesn't lessen its laugh value for me in the least...in fact, it greatly enhances it!
I'm not the only one.
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"Nondum matura est; nolo acerbam sumere."uptheass wrote:your wifes sideburns are ugly and she has nigger lips
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You'd hit that like the fist of an angry God. And you know it.UtahRatt wrote:
Is she feral?
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Now all you middle aged morons have 20 sumthin' gals by your side?
I'm playing this yr as QB for the Pittsburgh Steelers.
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id hit it with the backside of my hand the first time i found her taking stupid pictures like thatBastaConLaDroga wrote:You'd hit that like the fist of an angry God. And you know it.UtahRatt wrote:
Is she feral?
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Cliffenstein wrote:That guy's awesome and all, but, no...it ain't me.TimBerrington wrote:it's you.
Would like to speak with you.....
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WTF wrote:Cliffy's cool in my book. His daughter is hawt.
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Oh God...you think Iggy Pop is your dad?Cliffenstein wrote:If what my mother admitted to me several years ago is to be believed then it is literal.LeatherSnake wrote:Yes, I do...I guess the Dad refence wasnt literal then. lol
It went over my head-sorry.
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This is either going to fade into obscurity or blow the fuck up.
All that's missing is the parsley on the platter.
BTW, Cliff... I rate you a 5. You'd probably get a better score if you didn't look like Pete Wentz dressed as Gary Numan. Dude, you're 40. The longer you fight it, the more ridiculous you're going to look.
All that's missing is the parsley on the platter.
BTW, Cliff... I rate you a 5. You'd probably get a better score if you didn't look like Pete Wentz dressed as Gary Numan. Dude, you're 40. The longer you fight it, the more ridiculous you're going to look.
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So long story short...your mom was some methed out crew slut in the 1960s...your dad is Iggy Pop...your Wife is some gigantic foreheaded alien with a herpes sore who probably wasn't legal when you started boning her...and every "I'm an attention whore retard" post you make is a joke.
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Remember: If you believe it, it must be true.MCLargeDrink wrote:Oh God...you think Iggy Pop is your dad?Cliffenstein wrote:If what my mother admitted to me several years ago is to be believed then it is literal.LeatherSnake wrote:Yes, I do...I guess the Dad refence wasnt literal then. lol
It went over my head-sorry.
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I took that photo with my cell phone while we were at our local diner. It was actually much more innocent and much less set up than it actually appears.uptheass wrote:id hit it with the backside of my hand the first time i found her taking stupid pictures like that
But regardless, I find her to be spectacular in every way.
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(shhhhh...just givin' the folks more stupid stuff to stupidly believe and freak out about).LeatherSnake wrote:Cmon, man...
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Scarf.Kockstar wrote:I don't like your goofy neck tie thing either.
And let's go over this again...dudes don't rate other dudes, dude!
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Not until November and if I was concerned about my age or running from anything the last thing I'd be doing is making my age public.witchbitch wrote:Dude, you're 40. The longer you fight it, the more ridiculous you're going to look.
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I see basic math skills have eluded you.Crazy Levi wrote:your Wife probably wasn't legal when you started
Kristi will be 24 in December. We've been together for 3 1/2 years and married for 2.
Use a calculator, man...it'll come to you.
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alleyrulez wrote:WTF wrote:Cliffy's cool in my book. His daughter is hawt.
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Yes, because none of the bands that we all grew up loving and still love ever did such a thing!Kockstar wrote:Dudes don't wear scarfs dude.
hahahahahha...yeah, sure you would!Kockstar wrote:Id make you remove that scarf and put it in the trash.
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Nice to see ya back, Kock.