NIN Got Some Crazy Bitches, Part Trois

[BaGawker2.0]

This wedding is gonna be a giant STD catching swine flu event . Shit gimmie my shot now.

[amouthfulofsin220]

I will start by saying that...um...

I actually loved the invitation - the black is a bit *much*, but I did like the ribbon and the baubles on the card, even the feathers *sigh*...right up until I saw the "nothing can stop us now".

Yeah, I know it's in more than one of his songs, but instead of evoking images of the everlasting bonds of love it just feels like a slap to the face or a "fuck all of you!" especially in that context. I think he should've just kept it simple and put what he was really thinking on the back: "eat shit and die" - in lovely crimson copperplate script, of course


With all the black, I wonder whether she considered this look - I loved Legend as a kid, and liked Princess Lily best when she was in black, she seemed more human.

With the feathers and all, they might have considered this as the wedding song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uof5loSFDTk
for the Q, who cut off her wings for the promise of a Mercedes Benz:

"But you wanted me to be a girl
without feathers without urge
then my wings quick disappeared
and left was only fear
and I proclaim the reason why I'll have to fly"

- The Knife

P.S. - You know what's fucked up? If either of them showed even the slightest glimmer of happiness, I might've been envious. After all, she caught herself Mr. Broody McMoody himself, sealed the deal in six months flat... but I'm not. Not at all.

[BaGawker2.0]

anyone else seeing the last post as 9/30 on the insider page?

[A Zombie]

Video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lg5ceK_DGqY

Filamina, *ahem* Q, what are you doing on?? Don't you have the best man to blow and wedding decorations to sprinkle in glitter? Tacky ass.

why the hell would anyone video tape and put on youtube a video of yourself opening your mail?

LOL seriously WHY THE FUCK DID WHOEVER THAT IS FILM IT.

"look guys today I am opening my AT&T bill, isnt this great THUMBs UP!" "WATCH AS I fearlessly open this new credit card offer !"

roflmao that killed me... so true though!! obvious staged video is obvious.. that video makes no sense.. why would anyone record that?

[bronzecookie81]

What's it say? I can't do that ridiculous Insider page.

anyone else seeing the last post as 9/30 on the insider page?

[BaGawker2.0]

well the other day it had up to current posts now it says the last was 9/30. some get deleted? my pc in another universe?

[A Zombie]

omg did you see the other wedding this chick taped?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wrlEWQ9eIs
who the fuck has a wedding in a parking lot? who the fuck has the people come out to that music? WHY!!!!! seriously.. LA hipster fags should just die

[bronzecookie81]

O_o


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdOyC0f6GgU

[A Zombie]

wtf.. that's not real is it? oh please tell me that guy isnt real

[tangram20]

O_o


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdOyC0f6GgU

fuck dude its just an invitation. you didnt win the lotto!

[lolo66]

O_o


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdOyC0f6GgU

fuck dude its just an invitation. you didnt win the lotto![/quote

what.......the........fuck!!!!! Am I missing something here?? Why are they vidoe taping this shit? Why is it only her side doing it??? All rhetorical questions of course. That is some trashy shit.
On the other hand, how I would love to see a video of someone like Jeordie bustin a nut over getting an invite. THAT would be funny.

[xelectricbloomx]

Those invitations are horrible!!!

Rose petals, blood-red satin ribbons, black ostrich feathers, Nine Inch Nails song lyrics? Could they fit anymore fucking goth cliches in a box?

I really thought Trent had more class.

[Orionslavegirl1]

You've got FAIL

[artsparkle]

Okay, seriously, I think that guy (in the invitation video) rides the short bus. I've never seen a man-- or anyone for that matter-- squeak and squeal like a pig over a Damned Wedding invitation.

Mariqueef and Fluffernutter are a couple of trashy, dimwitted, attention-whoring people who will raise trashy, dimwitted, attention-whoring children who will grow up and one day have their own shows on E!.


Edit: And why is that stupid Gen chick bragging about her tacky wedding like it was some great event, not to be missed. That wedding was GHETTO. A stop at the justice of the peace would have been classier.

[EvilNTent]

[quote="xelectricbloomx"I really thought Trent had more class.[/quote]



Why? How?

My opinion: Loads of class. All low.

Can't wait for the wedding photos. Dress from Frederick's of Hollywood, headdress by Al's Crow Aviary, bride's eyeliner by Alice Cooper & Sherwin/Williams. Tux by Hollywood Taxidermist. Hair by Bubba's hair & lube.

Now THAT'S entertainment.

[bronzecookie81]

You know these two Fools aren't going to reproduce. Come on. She doesn't even want kids at the wedding....probably thinks kids can read her mind or some voodoo bullshit. She's profoundly mentally challenged.....Goth Uncle too. Class isn't in any of these hipster asshole's DNA. Apparently Gen has made the video "private" now......as if she didn't want it to be seen in the first place, when she knows she was told TO post it in the first place..Q was here all day reading responses for a reason.
Find the nearest cliff all of you hipsters and please jump.

[vladtepes]

OMFG WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?

O_o


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdOyC0f6GgU

fuck dude its just an invitation. you didnt win the lotto!

[Orionslavegirl1]

^^ Its a gay (probably from the Philippines) member of MM Crew getting videotaped opening her wedding invite.


A tacky lame ass Hot Topic invite

[apple_of_soddom]

http://twitpic.com/ku97x

[bronzecookie81]

*holds head low and shakes it slowly*

http://twitpic.com/ku97x

Classy!

[amouthfulofsin220]

http://twitpic.com/ku97x

Classy!

That card is even more proof of both TR and the Q's innately poetic natures....

Honestly, that was the straw that broke the camel's back for me. None of this is real. It just isn't, and I'm insulted that he would think us all such fools - his ego is spilling over all over the place and it just stinks.

He needs to get slapped...or maybe commited.

If he doesn't just say "Psych!" in the next couple of months, I have a feeling the men in the white coats will be pulling up in their nifty van at his mansion.

It's all just stranger than fiction

P.S. - that lady's wedding was interesting to say the least, but there's a bigger issue at hand, literally. She's kinda chubby, and not exactly a dime. How did the Q deign to consider her a good friend?

Do tell.

(don't blow a gasket, those who can't see sarcasm over the 'Net, but you get my point)

[bronzecookie81]

NONE of this shit is real...we're in the Twilight Zone.

djtroublemaker: putting together the ultimate wedding set for q+t.
15 minutes ago from web

[artsparkle]

It takes a couple of very desperate, needy jackasses to try to hype their own wedding. I mean seriously, Fluffernutter and Mariqueef, the wedding is not going to be picked up by CNN. Trust, no paparazzi will crash your hipster trash ball. You'd have better luck putting Rob in a basket tied to a helium balloon.

[Orionslavegirl1]

[Wikkedsyn]

O_o


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdOyC0f6GgU

fuck dude its just an invitation. you didnt win the lotto![/quote

what.......the........fuck!!!!! Am I missing something here?? Why are they vidoe taping this shit? Why is it only her side doing it??? All rhetorical questions of course. That is some trashy shit.
On the other hand, how I would love to see a video of someone like Jeordie bustin a nut over getting an invite. THAT would be funny.

Oh good grief...what do they consider children? Are his niece and nephew going to go? Do they mean under 19yrs? Seriously...please make this train crash and NOW.

I wonder..bets that Tony will walk down the aisle carrying the rings in a box tied around his neck..with Trent's dogs chasing him.

[Wikkedsyn]

Hey, I have an idea!

Queef and Fluffy..why not have the wedding Pay-Per-View with all the proceeds going towards helping someone and issue tax receipts??

I really can't see any tv/news station picking up this train-wreck of a joining-of-the-idiots.. UNLESS "someone" calls and tips off TMZ!

[BaGawker2.0]

I consistently hear circus music now in
my head when I see this shit

[Wikkedsyn]

With all this going down I'm sure big daddy has TMZ on speed dial.
Let's see Rob will be the best man tweeting through it all, and pink Trent will blog it all sending the link to real gossip sites so he can get reconized...

Anyone got anything to add? Let's make this the train wreck what it really is.

What will Adrienne Curry be doing? Or for sure, some of Queef's girlie friends, that you see her sucking face with in her old Myspace pics?
I can only picture what the dudes at TMZ would say. haa haa they can totally trash someone. But on a bright side, the pictures would be more "casual and unplanned"

Will they have little cupcakes for the guests? Doggie cupcakes for Tony and Trent's dogs?

Maybe WIG will show up and crash the wedding and perform in the drive way with the new and improved singer they have.

Oh the possibilities.So many jokes, so few time.

[bronzecookie81]

Add Tamar taking photos!!! Rob too.....you know he's got to pull double duty.....being "best man" and photographer.
Pink Trent is probably gonna nut on himself at the "nuptuals"--remember when that Ho spelled "nuptials" like that on Twitter?
But I digress....let the fuckery ensue! All her hipster friends Tweeting, TR's pretend friends Tweeting crazy shit. I hope Charlie shows up with Danny and yells, "YOU THREW MY SHIT IN THE FUCKING DUMPSTER!!!" during the "ceremony".
The niece and nephew probably don't know what in the hell to think. Grandpa is probably gonna be asking Trent "Does Miss Saigon really not wear panties??? Nevermind, I"ll check for myself"
It's gonna be EPIC.

With all this going down I'm sure big daddy has TMZ on speed dial.
Let's see Rob will be the best man tweeting through it all, and pink Trent will blog it all sending the link to real gossip sites so he can get reconized...

Anyone got anything to add? Let's make this the train wreck what it really is.

[Wikkedsyn]

Add Tamar taking photos!!! Rob too.....you know he's got to pull double duty.....being "best man" and photographer.
Pink Trent is probably gonna nut on himself at the "nuptuals"--remember when that Ho spelled "nuptials" like that on Twitter?
But I digress....let the fuckery ensue! All her hipster friends Tweeting, TR's pretend friends Tweeting crazy shit. I hope Charlie shows up with Danny and yells, "YOU THREW MY SHIT IN THE FUCKING DUMPSTER!!!" during the "ceremony".
The niece and nephew probably don't know what in the hell to think. Grandpa is probably gonna be asking Trent "Does Miss Saigon really not wear panties??? Nevermind, I"ll check for myself"
It's gonna be EPIC.

With all this going down I'm sure big daddy has TMZ on speed dial.
Let's see Rob will be the best man tweeting through it all, and pink Trent will blog it all sending the link to real gossip sites so he can get reconized...

Anyone got anything to add? Let's make this the train wreck what it really is.

OMG haa haa...busted a rib laughing at that!
Damn, if only the Spiral was around.. Rob could have it on the Hole Webcast things! haa haa