NIN Got Some Crazy Bitches, Part Trois

[Wikkedsyn]

Oh, forgot..Meathead will be handing out wedding colouring books to all the guests.

[artsparkle]

I predict that at the reception, Mariqueef will sing a song from her new CD and when she finishes, announce that pre-sale copies, along with her latest crotch-shots, will be available for purchase after the cake cutting.

Meanwhile, Fluffernutter will be sitting at the head table lurking on Twitter and MS to see what is being said about him. He'll try and possibly fail to refrain from engaging in a Twitter-battle.


How did Fluffernutter say that with a straight face? I can't say or type "Twitter-battle" without laughing.

[Wikkedsyn]

I predict that at the reception, Mariqueef will sing a song from her new CD and when she finishes, announce that pre-sale copies, along with her latest crotch-shots, will be available for purchase after the cake cutting.

Meanwhile, Fluffernutter will be sitting at the head table lurking on Twitter and MS to see what is being said about him. He'll try and possibly fail to refrain from engaging in a Twitter-battle.


How did Fluffernutter say that with a straight face? I can't say or type "Twitter-battle" without laughing.

LOL, concession stands at the wedding!
Found this.. is that the twit from this board??

http://starswatch.lefora.com/2009/09/29 ... age/page1/

[Wikkedsyn]

OMFG that is laFrenchie! Is cherokeePony on there too?! This is too funny!

ETA: Got to looking around that place and I take it that's her new MetalSludge lol And she's her only member!
She got run out of here, like she did at Rock Groupie and I'm sure everywhere else she goes,
and she's still going on about Trent and Jagger? I'm am seriously lol'ng here!

I noticed that too. For some strange reason, I started humming "One is the loneliest number". lol

[dustbunny]

O_o


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdOyC0f6GgU

YOU'RE-FUCKING-KIDDING-RIGHT?
This is better than stand-up comedy, I laughed so hard over this I almost lost my dinner.
This is obviously one of Q's ass-kissing hipster friends, need I say more?
These two are failing so hard, they should have their own fail award.

[bronzecookie81]

I know! We'll call it "THE HIPSTER FAIL AWARD"...these two assholes are the lifetime achievement winners.

YOU'RE-FUCKING-KIDDING-RIGHT?
This is better than stand-up comedy, I laughed so hard over this I almost lost my dinner.
This is obviously one of Q's ass-kissing hipster friends, need I say more?
These two are failing so hard, they should have their own fail award.

[LonelyGirl]

a youtube video just got linked from their wedding tonight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIebzvZTFus
it would be LOL if it weren't so tragic

[apple_of_soddom]

hey, i actually like that video
Panic at the disco! is cool by the way

[LonelyGirl]

yeah even the panic! at the disco music video would be better than their wedding
did genstarchild, queef's friend really marry that old man in the parking lot? he looks hideous and is much older than her. all of queef's friends must be golddiggers too. you know genstarchild thinks she's the da bomb by putting her wedding videos on youtube that she dubbed "the wedding of the century
these people are so delusional that it's not even funny

[bronzecookie81]

lmao @ MQ's chunky friend hollering about Trolls on her Twitter. You knew exactly what you were going to get when you uploaded that video.....per MariPeen and Goth Uncle's request.

The best way to deal with online trolls is to feel sorry for them, ignore them, pray for them, then block them.
about 8 hours ago from Echofon

[A Zombie]

the wedding is today?

[apple_of_soddom]

today ? what makes you think that ?
i mean whatever happens i am waiting for the pics and the meltdown afterwards

[bronzecookie81]

Ok, so can I now combine their names like "Bennifer" or "Brangelina".....how about "TreniQueen"?? Damn, that sounds soooo close to "Tranny". Fitting, huh?
Who thinks by Monday her facebook name status will read
"Mariqueen Maandig Reznor" or will she just go flat out "Mariqueen Reznor"?.....or will she stay that independent woman that we know she is and keep it the same?.....Hmmmmmmmmm. How do things usually go in publicity stunts??

Show of hands! This is gonna be hilarious.....the laughter amongst their own "friends" is already of monstrous proportions.

[Sure]

Ok, so can I now combine their names like "Bennifer" or "Brangelina".....how about "TreniQueen"?? Damn, that sounds soooo close to "Tranny". Fitting, huh?
Who thinks by Monday her facebook name status will read
"Mariqueen Maandig Reznor" or will she just go flat out "Mariqueen Reznor"?.....or will she stay that independent woman that we know she is and keep it the same?.....Hmmmmmmmmm. How do things usually go in publicity stunts??

Show of hands! This is gonna be hilarious.....the laughter amongst their own "friends" is already of monstrous proportions.

What's going to be even more hilarious is if they do get married, that'll be it. The only reason people have been talking about them for months is because of their "engagement". Once it's all done, then what do they got, nothing.

[amouthfulofsin220]

Sheee-it I have seen the light -

>high pitched breathy whistle<

If y'all knew the truth, most of these theories that you've thought up would seem like child's play in comparison.



The Q's willing to give everything for her dreams, I hope she feels it's worth it down the line.

[bronzecookie81]

Can't you just see the passive aggressiveness train coming?? It will go like this:
"Ugly Chicks hate me and totally wish they were shaped like coke bottles"--10 minutes ago from Tweetie
and
"It's sad when people LIE about making certain people stars"--15 minutes ago from Twitterfon


In true Goth Uncle fashion, he went way too far and let the adrenaline and pride embarass him further. Find the cliff.....and please take Pink Trent with you.

After the Wedding then they have to work on the PR Divorce Drama and work on NIN back on Tour and releasing shit while DQ and her chunky asian hipster friend Hoilering Smack Passive agressively via online media sources.


[quote="Sure
What's going to be even more hilarious is if they do get married, that'll be it. The only reason people have been talking about them for months is because of their "engagement". Once it's all done, then what do they got, nothing.

[/quote]

[bronzecookie81]

Is that Nicole's husband or what?? I can't keep those two freaks straight.
Wasn't Goth Uncle railing on Good Charlotte not too long ago? Wow...the jokes just write themselves.

[A Zombie]

trentvanegas was talking about a couple getting married today on his twitter but wont say who.. and from what other people said, i thought it was today

[coolkiddie]

Sheee-it I have seen the light -

>high pitched breathy whistle<

If y'all knew the truth, most of these theories that you've thought up would seem like child's play in comparison.



The Q's willing to give everything for her dreams, I hope she feels it's worth it down the line.

What's the truth amouthfulofsin?

[LonelyGirl]

From trentvanegas twitter "If u were on the way, we'd totally pick u up but joyride soon! RT @rob_sheridan: @trentvanegas Nice what time are you guys picking us up?
they are all on their way to the wedding

[A Zombie]

lol did you guys notice this? go to her fat friends page and if you look on the side where the little pictures of the people she's following are.. there's a picture of Q on the bottom 3rd one in.. and if you put your mouse over the pic her name was "ugly chicks hate me" whenever she had that account.. apparently it doesnt exist anymore

http://twitter.com/genstarchild/following

[LonelyGirl]

i just saw that too. i thought it was funny because queef is way more disgusting and fugly than any of us. even all that gross fatty food she tweeted about and her ugly clothes

the circus is about to begin this afternoon

never would have predicted fluffy's life would have become this pathetic. i don't plan on ever listening to his music again

[bronzecookie81]

That wasn't about TR and MQ....this is another one of her friends that is getting married/having a birthday party. Came across her Twitter a while back very randomly.

And from her Twitter......
@genstarchild @moye congrats!! Welcome to the club!
@moye:Memorable day. I love my new family. Tomorrow will be even better!

The Twitterati are setting the stage quite well. Personally, I'm still on the fence and leaning toward him having at least been serious in the beginning.

As for my wedding prediction....It will happen because TR will use mental illness (including addictions) to get an anulment as he wasn't in control of himself (or anybody else) when he got married......or so it will say.

[saphron]

more than likely that tweet from Rob was in response to Trent Vanegas and his boyfriend buying a new car. i've got my bag of popcorn and i'm waiting for the nin.com girls and the girls from this page to commit Seppuku. what's left? every little detail about this relationship has been analyzed and scrutinized to death. let's get on with it! i can't wait to hear/read the theories on the PR Honeymoon, the PR baby, the PR marital woes, the PR divorce, the alien abduction, the dude with the gun on the grassy knoll...

[quote="LonelyGirl"]From trentvanegas twitter "If u were on the way, we'd totally pick u up but joyride soon! RT @rob_sheridan: @trentvanegas Nice what time are you guys picking us up?

[emryn]

Oh please say someone saved those vids somewhere, I've been away and missed all the lulz

Although, from what's you've all been saying I'm not sure I really want to... black feathers... nin lyrics... I mean, really? Damn. Then again, I've watched quite a few people become someone totally different because of the person they were with and when it all goes tits up they revert back to normal with a sheepish apology. Not that anyone will EVER get an apology from that puffed up prick (except the "I'm sorry, I got the sniffles and had to cancel, please still be my friend (Read: give me money))

I bet 10 she stacks it walking down the aisle in her ridiculous hooker boots.

[dustbunny]

I know! We'll call it "THE HIPSTER FAIL AWARD"...these two assholes are the lifetime achievement winners.

YOU'RE-FUCKING-KIDDING-RIGHT?
This is better than stand-up comedy, I laughed so hard over this I almost lost my dinner.
This is obviously one of Q's ass-kissing hipster friends, need I say more?
These two are failing so hard, they should have their own fail award.

These two put the "special" in special ed...

[amouthfulofsin220]

The climax of this tragicomedy is finally at hand...

I'm actually looking forward to the twitpics of all the pretty celebrities, the wedding dress, the ecstatic groom and the red velvet wedding cake with black icing...soo rock n' roll

In an hour or two, both he and all that are watching and waiting with bated breath can finally exhale and say:

It Is Finished.

[bronzecookie81]

Girl, no celebrites are coming to this shit.
Unless you count Pink Trent's flaming ass because he's a star in his own mind.

The climax of this tragicomedy is finally at hand...

I'm actually looking forward to the twitpics of all the pretty celebrities, the wedding dress, the ecstatic groom and the red velvet wedding cake with black icing...soo rock n' roll

In an hour or two, both he and all that are watching and waiting with bated breath can finally exhale and say:

It Is Finished.

[saphron]

aww!!!! congrats to Mariqueen & Trent Reznor! hopefully your marriage will mean less Goths at the KMFDM show!

[A Zombie]

oh lord.. look at this faggotry
http://twitter.com/genstarchild