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UtahRatt wrote:Anyone see the secret weapon the Raiders used in their victory over the Eagles? Fucking hysterical! Now if they can get him to play QB they'd be unstoppable!

Pigeon stars for the Raiders
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2msmYpNXic


That makes 2 wins for the Raiders! Half way to my goal prediction for the season....Come on baby just win....2 more! You know it's sad when you set a 4 game win season as the bar to reach.
:lol: I hadn't seen that (come on, it was the Raiders) but that was hilarious!
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Fuck, reality is gonna suck for Broncos fans come January. Or sooner.
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UtahRatt wrote: Thanks for Richard Seymour BTW.
You're welcome. Enjoy.
Thanks for the 1st round pick.
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Facedown wrote:
UtahRatt wrote: Thanks for Richard Seymour BTW.
You're welcome. Enjoy.
Thanks for the 1st round pick.
At least Seymour is proven and hopefully it will keep them from signing another J Russell type.

In other news.

Raiders - No Charges Will Be Filed Against Raiders Coach Tom Cable after breaking assistance coach Randy Hanson's jaw in a team meeting. The NFL is still looking into the case to see if Cable broke the league's conduct rules. Now if only Cable would do that to J-Russ.


Cleveland - quarterback Brady Quinn is set to lose 11 million dollars if he don't take 70% of the snaps this year. Sucks to be you Brady, some contracts actually force you to earn some of your money. It's also reported that Brady recently put his Cleveland house up for sale.
HAHAHA!


Los Angeles - Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger said Thursday he has signed a bill allowing the construction of a 75,000-seat stadium that developers hope will lure an NFL team back to the Los Angeles area. The stadium would be built about 15 miles east of Los Angeles.

Football back in LA? Where's Al Davis when ya need him?
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bane wrote:I started both Eddie Royal and Tom Brady on my fantasy team this week. Yes, it was a damn good week! Denver looks like they're for real. Where the hell did that defense come from?

I'm 0-6 in sludge fantasy. I'd like to act as if I'm not paying atention, but I'd be lying. The team is just shitty.
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I started 0-4. It sucked. My team isn't bad, I just kept running into opponents who had stellar weeks. 2-4 now and clawing my way back.
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I'm 5-1 tied for the lead and playing head to head with the co/leader...I need this win but I'm torn with who to play.

I wanna sub in Joseph Addai but who to bench?

Mario Manningham
Ahmad Bradshaw
Chad OchoMexicano

Ahmad is still battling an Ankle injury and the Cards Run D is a little stingy but I'm not a big fan of Mario either at this point. Mario has been battling a back injury as well.

I've also got Steven Jackson and Boldin but Boldin is limping and Jackson is..Well...Jackson. Jackson has to get in the Endzone sometime and I've got a strange feeling it might be this week.
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Bert Favor and the Viqueens go down to Sixburgh!!!! :twisted: :lol:
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What an odd week. There are usually a couple of blowouts but it's looking like there are going to be 6 or 7 of them this Sunday. Cleveland, KC, St Louis and Tampa are bad. Real bad.
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SkyDog112046 wrote:What an odd week. There are usually a couple of blowouts but it's looking like there are going to be 6 or 7 of them this Sunday. Cleveland, KC, St Louis and Tampa are bad. Real bad.

Don't forget the Cincinnati Bengals over the Bears, right now its 31-3... :shock:
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tripsgirl wrote:
SkyDog112046 wrote:What an odd week. There are usually a couple of blowouts but it's looking like there are going to be 6 or 7 of them this Sunday. Cleveland, KC, St Louis and Tampa are bad. Real bad.

Don't forget the Cincinnati Bengals over the Bears, right now its 31-3... :shock:
38 - 0 Jet's over the Raiders! :lol:

It's a blow out sale! I'm sure some networks are saying "normally we would tune you over to another more competitive game but the rest are blow outs as well"
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luckily for us in Nor Cal,the Raiders game was blacked out because not even the ass clowns in Raider Nation want to see them play
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Two close games, two by a couple of TDs and the rest were all blowouts heading into the Sunday night game. Not a great week to watch football.
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Good thing there's a terrific game 6 of the ALCS being played tonight.
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JakeYonkel wrote:Good thing there's a terrific game 6 of the ALCS being played tonight.
not if you don't give a rat's ass about either team
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Clearly not a baseball fan. Oh well. Moving right along.
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LAPoet wrote:luckily for us in Nor Cal,the Raiders game was blacked out because not even the ass clowns in Raider Nation want to see them play
At least it didn't cut into your cat fucking session.
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Kansas City released running back Larry Johnson on Monday....In related news he was 75 yards away from breaking the team career rushing record!

Jim Zorn said bringing Larry to the Skins is being discussed! HAHA!
Here's some quotes that sum up my opinion about of picking up Larry.
Let me be perfectly clear, the Redskins have NOTHING to gain by signing a malcontent prick halfway through the season. Do they think that this season is somehow salvageable? Do they think that running back depth is the real problem? DO THEY REALIZE THAT LEVI JONES IS THEIR STARTING LEFT TACKLE?
Dan Snyder, you need to break this shit down. Break it down to the foundation, then grab a jackhammer and a backhoe and go deeper. Then when you have a nice big hole, throw Vinny Cerrato in it and hire an actual GM to come in and start rebuilding the foundation (that way Vinny can still feel like he’s a part of things).
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The Bears have the worst defense in the history of the league.
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The Patriots aren't as done as everybody had hoped. The next 3 weeks are a big test, though.
The Jets are not the real deal everybody thought they were.
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The Broncos struggle with physical teams..however, being a physical team themselves, they should bounce back...i dont see them tailspinning into a long losing streak

The Eagles suck...
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I think barring major injury, The Saints are going to the Super Bowl and the AFC is still very much up for grabs. I think it may end up being Pitt before it's all said and done.
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Cowboys-
Big win on the road.
Austin had only 1 reception, but it was the biggest in the game. That eagles db who got burned blew his assisgnment. What was he thinking?

Next up at green bay. Another tough game on the road.
Looking forward to it.
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Some excellent matchups this weekend. Patriots vs Colts and Bengals vs Steelers. Right now it looks like they will be 4 of the 6 AFC playoffs teams. Good rivalries with playoff seeding implications already.
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johnk5150 wrote:The Bears have the worst defense in the history of the league.
I dunno man..Their quarterback looked strong Thursday night against the Niners..
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UtahRatt wrote:
LAPoet wrote:luckily for us in Nor Cal,the Raiders game was blacked out because not even the ass clowns in Raider Nation want to see them play
At least it didn't cut into your cat fucking session.
your futile attempts at wit never cease to amaze me
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GodDAMN these fuckers for making me think that they were a good team. Where the fuck is the vaunted defense?! Fucking pretenders.

That, and the refs suck green oozing elephant sized cock.
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bahahaha...Raiders blacked out again...not that I blame that sorry Raiders fans since who would really want to see the Raiders and the Chiefs anyway...sorry Tawny about your Broncos, Brandon was a beast though
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I think that if you took the New Orleans Saints players and made them all play for the Jets, they would suck major ass. I think the Jets are just fuckin cursed. They are a lost cause.

Jets suck

Knicks suck

Rangers suck


Thank goodness for the Yankees.
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