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enter your username wrote:LisaVie wrote:And eventhough my family has major bank... (and I've had dinner with the Gores and Clintons...), I don't ask my family for handouts... so yea... Donnie and I are poor right now because we are choosing to lay around at the pool and fuck all day... no regrets here...
Couldn't Donnie and Liza keep it in the trailer. Where are the other fake Lisa's, I mean Liza's and Chip since he tells Liza what to say.
enter your username wrote:LisaVie wrote:And eventhough my family has major bank... (and I've had dinner with the Gores and Clintons...), I don't ask my family for handouts... so yea... Donnie and I are poor right now because we are choosing to lay around at the pool and fuck all day... no regrets here...
Have you forgotten who we're talking about?zzzzzzz wrote:
WTF?! Does that even make any sense? A makeup mirror?LisaVie wrote:it's so big and hard that I use it as a makeup mirror... and I reapply my lipstick 10 times a day
Too far into an orgasm? Too far into 6 seconds? Bitch, please. This woman sounds like she lost her virginity at age 34, to a gay black man and has never had an orgasm in her life...aside from the first time she tried Oreo Cakesters.LisaVie wrote: by the time he cums in my mouth... i'm usually too far into an orgasm to be laughing...
She reminds me a bit of Steve Carrell during that one scene in "40 Year Old Virgin" when he's sitting around with the guys and tries to give them a play-by-play of the type of sex he has. Awkward, unconvincing, and just makes you shudder with disgust.Nicole76 wrote:
This crap is exactly what I was talking about earlier...it makes no sense. It sounds like this person has had very little to no sex.
Pat Boone wrote:"I am not moonwalking, I am Boone-walking."
Are you implying that Lizzy hasn't been lucky in the LOVE Department?stella_d_ella wrote:She reminds me a bit of Steve Carrell during that one scene in "40 Year Old Virgin" when he's sitting around with the guys and tries to give them a play-by-play of the type of sex he has. Awkward, unconvincing, and just makes you shudder with disgust.Nicole76 wrote:
This crap is exactly what I was talking about earlier...it makes no sense. It sounds like this person has had very little to no sex.
stella_d_ella wrote:She reminds me a bit of Steve Carrell during that one scene in "40 Year Old Virgin" when he's sitting around with the guys and tries to give them a play-by-play of the type of sex he has. Awkward, unconvincing, and just makes you shudder with disgust.Nicole76 wrote:
This crap is exactly what I was talking about earlier...it makes no sense. It sounds like this person has had very little to no sex.
[/quote] Your right, it would have to be at least three double wides welded together. 
IDIwild. I never thought of that, good one Nicole. I was there this past summer and it hit me last night while drinking about the DL Saloon attraction and her drinking party in a Chicago area hotel. Keep up the good work. Maybe Donnie can actually afford one?Iron Duck wrote:Oooo. Baths only 25 cents.
Caustic Queen wrote:Maybe Donnie can actually afford one?Iron Duck wrote:Oooo. Baths only 25 cents.
poizond13 wrote:I have been very bummed out, sad and shocked for most of the night
Artemis2085 wrote:so I blurt out "I love you Paul!
Atomicpunk18 wrote:You see Black Crowes music has gotten me laid multiple times.
Lizzy's Saloon...zzzzzzz wrote:Hey EYN, add the characters to the Dizzy Lizzy's Saloon picture.
IDIAMINDADA wrote:
I had no idea black people played horseshoes.
Holy fuck!enter your username wrote:
Petty name calling... *sigh*.. always the sign of maturity and intelligence..IDIAMINDADA wrote:
Sure are judgemental, considering you look like Punky Brewster's older, fatter, retarded sister.
I would like to take this time to thank Donnie and congratulate him on his excellent job starting this thread...DonnieVie wrote:captain stubing and his buddy captain crunch.
sorry my band members have requested that I ask lisa not to post for their own selfish reasons as far as Im concerned my policy is to let lisa to do what she wants because i completely trust her and know she just likes fucking around in here and i think she is funny as fuck. for those of you wondering why this my only post in the history of this toilet of a place (besides one or two things ive passed along through lisa),,, I personaly wouldn't give this thing and all its weak-witted faceless ballsless shit talkers the time of day. Being the fuckhead lucky enuff to have won her undying die,,, i obviously have better things to do. though i dont feel i have ever been properly rewarded or respected for the quality of work i have produced through the years due to some of my past behaviors that i openly admit and take responsibility for,,i have now let all that go because as far as i'm concerned i have won the lotto. sorry stevie rochelle and the rest of you who will miss her and her classy cleverness,, no more enuff znuff threads taking over and this place can revert back to what it has always been,, but lisa likes slumming it here so i'm sure she will pop in from time to time. im going to put my lobster bib on and get back to my favorite new pasttime. from me and mrs. vie,,
say la vie
Wow.. another fan of my public blog... cool..IDIAMINDADA wrote:
no photoshops necessary, with comedy this fucking golden.
