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Fender Baller.......the douchebag of 2009!
just gotta say your young and fucking stupid and should go to a board for 12 yr olds who still play with their Kiss dolls!


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Re: Fender Baller.......the douchebag of 2009!
anytime corky!Fender_baller wrote:Thanks, pal. I knew you couldn't resist.
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Re: Fender Baller.......the douchebag of 2009!
wow you are really a sad insecure tween
go watch your twilight dvds
go watch your twilight dvds
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Re: Fender Baller.......the douchebag of 2009!
No. I'll stick to playing music to crowds.panteraman319 wrote:wow you are really a sad insecure tween
go watch your twilight dvds


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where at chucky cheese?Fender_baller wrote:No. I'll stick to playing music to crowds.panteraman319 wrote:wow you are really a sad insecure tween
go watch your twilight dvds
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Re: Fender Baller.......the douchebag of 2009!
This is even gayer than that last one.Fender_baller wrote:
God damn...
I'm fucking sexy.
Does baldness run on the male side of your family?

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Re: Fender Baller.......the douchebag of 2009!
Fender Balder in 5 years:Itwalksamongus wrote:This is even gayer than that last one.Fender_baller wrote:
God damn...
I'm fucking sexy.
Does baldness run on the male side of your family?

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Re: Fender Baller.......the douchebag of 2009!
Of what? You and your naked buddies?Fender_baller wrote:No. I'll stick to playing music to crowds.panteraman319 wrote:wow you are really a sad insecure tween
go watch your twilight dvds

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Re: Fender Baller.......the douchebag of 2009!
Nope. To people who come to my shows to see me rip off thjeir faces.Luminiferous wrote:Of what? You and your naked buddies?Fender_baller wrote:No. I'll stick to playing music to crowds.panteraman319 wrote:wow you are really a sad insecure tween
go watch your twilight dvds
Whether I'm playing bass with one, or playing guitar in the other.


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And no, not on the male side.Itwalksamongus wrote:This is even gayer than that last one.Fender_baller wrote:
God damn...
I'm fucking sexy.
Does baldness run on the male side of your family?
It's okay, I'll say it for about the fourth time here already...
Balding hasn't become a cock block... yet.


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Re: Fender Baller.......the douchebag of 2009!
Wait a minute - are you the guy who had the naked picture parties with your fat drummer?
How old are you? You have a bald patch already?
Put up a vid of your band "playing to crowds."
How old are you? You have a bald patch already?
Put up a vid of your band "playing to crowds."

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Re: Fender Baller.......the douchebag of 2009!
oh yeah, had forgotten completely about this imbecile and his naked jams with his buddies.
fuckin fag, not only he shaves his legs, he's going bald at 20

fuckin fag, not only he shaves his legs, he's going bald at 20



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Hell yeah, bro.grishnak boss wrote:not only he shaves his legs



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Re: Fender Baller.......the douchebag of 2009!
Nope.Itwalksamongus wrote:Put up a vid of your band "playing to crowds."


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Re: Fender Baller.......the douchebag of 2009!
Didn't think so.Fender_baller wrote:Nope.Itwalksamongus wrote:Put up a vid of your band "playing to crowds."

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Re: Fender Baller.......the douchebag of 2009!
Don't need to...Itwalksamongus wrote:Didn't think so.Fender_baller wrote:Nope.Itwalksamongus wrote:Put up a vid of your band "playing to crowds."
Ask Jordan Lee Smith about it...


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Re: Fender Baller.......the douchebag of 2009!
DUDE! I had forgotten all about the naked-jam-session-faggotry ordeal!!!
I love this thread so much
I love this thread so much

I'm a fuckin' wizard, I will fuck up your shit. Put the mage in every page and you just wrote up a hit.
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xstay fill me in on this so called naked thing the homo did? i missed itX_SlaytallicA_X wrote:DUDE! I had forgotten all about the naked-jam-session-faggotry ordeal!!!
I love this thread so much
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I don't recall in exact detail, but it was back when he thought he could play guitar, and his band didn't know how to tune to the same notes. He and his drummer or some shit like that took pictures of them buck-ass naked with their instruments covering up their dicks.panteraman319 wrote:xstay fill me in on this so called naked thing the homo did? i missed itX_SlaytallicA_X wrote:DUDE! I had forgotten all about the naked-jam-session-faggotry ordeal!!!
I love this thread so much

I'm a fuckin' wizard, I will fuck up your shit. Put the mage in every page and you just wrote up a hit.
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Re: Fender Baller.......the douchebag of 2009!
Nah - you don't have the nads to back up your own shit.Fender_baller wrote:
Don't need to...
Ask Jordan Lee Smith about it...
No idea who Jordan Less whatever is.

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I could spell it right - but that would involve caring.Classy Fred Blassy wrote:Nice English.Itwalksamongus wrote:Jordan Less whatever is.Fender_baller wrote:
Don't need to...
Ask Jordan Lee Smith about it...
Got that proof you claimed you had yet?
I'll wait.

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Re: Fender Baller.......the douchebag of 2009!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Classy Fred Blassy wrote:If you didn't care then you wouldn't spend so much time correcting other peoples grammar.
Owned.
make that 2 douchebags of 2009!
owned.........since its the only fucking thing you know what to say
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I prefer to think of him as mostly dressed. But, then again, I don't try to think about to what degree a guy is naked. Guess I'm just straight that way, homo.Classy Fred Blassy wrote:Notice how you forget to explain why you have a semi naked man in your sig but felt the need to call someone a homo? Nice back-pedal, homo.
Owned.
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Is this a guy or an Indian chick with a really small head?panteraman319 wrote:
HeavyMetalZombie666 wrote:Of course your asshole is going to be sore when you volunteer for an asspounding and not set any boundaries at all.
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notice your the only tool to notice that........its a picture of a band u asswipe!Classy Fred Blassy wrote:Notice how you forget to explain why you have a semi naked man in your sig but felt the need to call someone a homo? Nice back-pedal, homo.
you must wanna blow fender fag!
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Re: Fender Baller.......the douchebag of 2009!
THis douchebag little kid and his fat drummer got naked and took pics of each other. He posted them here. Gayest shit EVER.panteraman319 wrote:xstay fill me in on this so called naked thing the homo did? i missed itX_SlaytallicA_X wrote:DUDE! I had forgotten all about the naked-jam-session-faggotry ordeal!!!
I love this thread so much

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We were class celebrities... I have no problem being naked, and I look fucking sexy.Itwalksamongus wrote:THis douchebag little kid and his fat drummer got naked and took pics of each other. He posted them here. Gayest shit EVER.panteraman319 wrote:xstay fill me in on this so called naked thing the homo did? i missed itX_SlaytallicA_X wrote:DUDE! I had forgotten all about the naked-jam-session-faggotry ordeal!!!
I love this thread so much
Most people thought it was gay at first... Then they came around...
Comments and praise came...
"Dood, nice pictures." "I would never have the balls to do that."
I am comfortable with my sexuality. I know I ain't gay. Call Rage Against The Machine gay for that one stunt.
See how well it holds up...


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Rage Against the Machine is gay, and so are you.Fender_baller wrote:We were class celebrities... I have no problem being naked, and I look fucking sexy.Itwalksamongus wrote:THis douchebag little kid and his fat drummer got naked and took pics of each other. He posted them here. Gayest shit EVER.panteraman319 wrote: xstay fill me in on this so called naked thing the homo did? i missed it
Most people thought it was gay at first... Then they came around...
Comments and praise came...
"Dood, nice pictures." "I would never have the balls to do that."
I am comfortable with my sexuality. I know I ain't gay. Call Rage Against The Machine gay for that one stunt.
See how well it holds up...
I'm a fuckin' wizard, I will fuck up your shit. Put the mage in every page and you just wrote up a hit.
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