NIN Got Some Crazy Bitches, Part Trois

[BaGawker2.0]

I gotta find that shit when I get home from work. It's only like a page but I laughed my fucking ass off. It ends with Trent sitting with him in the hospital. Lol creepy, weird, scary, and funny all in one.

[amouthfulofsin220]

In other news:

Tara Reid is on the cover of Playboy.

We truly are living in the speedy descent of the U.S. as a respected and feared world power...and purveyor of world class trim lmao

Poor Hugh. He's finally going blind.



P.S. - Maybe they're calling the Q as we speak to pose for a special Easter spread...her in fuzzy bunny ears, her face smeared in chocolate and candy cum from a shitload of Cadbury's cream eggs...

Heehee.

[Orionslavegirl1]

the one where trent gets robin pregnant then throws him down a flight of stairs, and robin loses the baby, then tells ally and jeordie he fell. May be the funniest motherfucking thing ive ever read.

Not as funny as the BRANDING story.

[BaGawker2.0]

the one where trent gets robin pregnant then throws him down a flight of stairs, and robin loses the baby, then tells ally and jeordie he fell. May be the funniest motherfucking thing ive ever read.

Not as funny as the BRANDING story.

that was just lame as hell. Lol the robin story was just lmfao in it's weirdness.

[dustbunny]

You've got to be really bored or really crazy (or both) to come up with stuff like this...

'Come on, let's go to bed, Jeordie.'

Trent took me to bed after washing me and pampering me. We slept naked, but nothing happened. No last minute shags...not even a kiss. Trent just held me close and whispered softly until I fell asleep. When I woke up the next morning, he was watching me. Nothing creepy, it was like he'd only just woken up and had to be reminded who he was sharing a bed with. I found my voice once more, 'Thank you for everything. I..I feel like I have some hope again. I...I have to..to go...we have...sound-check in an hour...but...can..can I c-come...back t-tonight?'

MMKAY....

Then you've got this looney fantasizing about how Trent has anal sex with her then takes her out to dinner...like THAT'S EVER GONNA HAPPEN!

Hetero semifangirly black latex swirl 6/10 http://www.literotica.com/stories/shows ... 743&page=1

And this one about Rob and Trent...

“Interesting route you're going down, there, Sheridan. Keep going.” Trent said as he clicked the shutter on the camera. Rob backed away from the railing, eyes never leaving Trent, and starting licking one of his fingers, as if sucking it off. Trent felt his cock twitch a little at the sight, but kept taking pictures. “Okay... keep going...” Realizing that he wasn't phasing Trent in the least, he decided to go further. Rob shoved his hand down the front of his pants, still locking eyes with the lens of the camera.

[bronzecookie81]

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is there really *really* any question why he hates his fans?? Come on.

You've got to be really bored or really crazy (or both) to come up with stuff like this...

'Come on, let's go to bed, Jeordie.'

Trent took me to bed after washing me and pampering me. We slept naked, but nothing happened. No last minute shags...not even a kiss. Trent just held me close and whispered softly until I fell asleep. When I woke up the next morning, he was watching me. Nothing creepy, it was like he'd only just woken up and had to be reminded who he was sharing a bed with. I found my voice once more, 'Thank you for everything. I..I feel like I have some hope again. I...I have to..to go...we have...sound-check in an hour...but...can..can I c-come...back t-tonight?'

MMKAY....

Then you've got this looney fantasizing about how Trent has anal sex with her then takes her out to dinner...like THAT'S EVER GONNA HAPPEN!

Hetero semifangirly black latex swirl 6/10 http://www.literotica.com/stories/shows ... 743&page=1

And this one about Rob and Trent...

“Interesting route you're going down, there, Sheridan. Keep going.” Trent said as he clicked the shutter on the camera. Rob backed away from the railing, eyes never leaving Trent, and starting licking one of his fingers, as if sucking it off. Trent felt his cock twitch a little at the sight, but kept taking pictures. “Okay... keep going...” Realizing that he wasn't phasing Trent in the least, he decided to go further. Rob shoved his hand down the front of his pants, still locking eyes with the lens of the camera.

[Wikkedsyn]

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is there really *really* any question why he hates his fans?? Come on.

You've got to be really bored or really crazy (or both) to come up with stuff like this...

'Come on, let's go to bed, Jeordie.'

Trent took me to bed after washing me and pampering me. We slept naked, but nothing happened. No last minute shags...not even a kiss. Trent just held me close and whispered softly until I fell asleep. When I woke up the next morning, he was watching me. Nothing creepy, it was like he'd only just woken up and had to be reminded who he was sharing a bed with. I found my voice once more, 'Thank you for everything. I..I feel like I have some hope again. I...I have to..to go...we have...sound-check in an hour...but...can..can I c-come...back t-tonight?'

MMKAY....

Then you've got this looney fantasizing about how Trent has anal sex with her then takes her out to dinner...like THAT'S EVER GONNA HAPPEN!

Hetero semifangirly black latex swirl 6/10 http://www.literotica.com/stories/shows ... 743&page=1

And this one about Rob and Trent...

“Interesting route you're going down, there, Sheridan. Keep going.” Trent said as he clicked the shutter on the camera. Rob backed away from the railing, eyes never leaving Trent, and starting licking one of his fingers, as if sucking it off. Trent felt his cock twitch a little at the sight, but kept taking pictures. “Okay... keep going...” Realizing that he wasn't phasing Trent in the least, he decided to go further. Rob shoved his hand down the front of his pants, still locking eyes with the lens of the camera.

LOL..I agree with you.. he must be afraid of all his so called fans..

In other news, hard to believe that a guitar on ebay is up over $3700..what the fuck is wrong with the world. I hear stories about a bad economy, yet people are throwing hard earned money away to some balding, pudgy rockstar. Maybe if the proceeds were going to a legit, receipt issuing charity..and not some washed up rock singer and his skanky ho of a wife...damn

[amouthfulofsin220]

I would like to add, Rob Sheridan is a total f*cking piece of shit, he is lowest of the low and spreads std's like wild-fire.

Oooh girl sorry about that *straight face*

[bronzecookie81]

I would like to add, Rob Sheridan is a total f*cking piece of shit, he is lowest of the low and spreads std's like wild-fire.

[bronzecookie81]

Well who had bets on when another Pink Trent photo op would occur??
Lights, camera, smile.
Poor Rob.....he's got to watch his man of over 10 years in a fake Twitter relationship and on top of that wear matching suits.
I wonder if TR just calls Pink Trent and says, "Hey Man, Girl, whatever, we're going here tonight.....show the fuck up, and bring your Polaroid--as that makes shit official."
No People Magazine...No UsWeekly....Just Pink Trent. Karma is a Bitch.
Any of these freaks writing the fan fiction are insane if they are still under any illusions about their Goth Fonz after even seeing him on PITNB. Let alone Pink Trent tryin to fondle his balls. The fact that he's even on that site tells a lot.

http://www.pinkisthenewblog.com/2009/12/hocus-pocus/

[amouthfulofsin220]

Well who had bets on when another Pink Trent photo op would occur??
Lights, camera, smile.
Poor Rob.....he's got to watch his man of over 10 years in a fake Twitter relationship and on top of that wear matching suits.
I wonder if TR just calls Pink Trent and says, "Hey Man, Girl, whatever, we're going here tonight.....show the fuck up, and bring your Polaroid--as that makes shit official."
No People Magazine...No UsWeekly....Just Pink Trent. Karma is a Bitch.
Any of these freaks writing the fan fiction are insane if they are still under any illusions about their Goth Fonz after even seeing him on PITNB. Let alone Pink Trent tryin to fondle his balls. The fact that he's even on that site tells a lot.

http://www.pinkisthenewblog.com/2009/12/hocus-pocus/

Y'all are gonna burn this bitch down when I say this, but I'm going to do it anyways -

Mariqueen looks beautiful in that picture on PITNB. It looks like she lightened her hair a bit and she's not rocking the bangs and it looks good on her...and TR looks good, barring the all black garb.

It's so bizarre he's hanging with Pink Trent, but whatevs, man.

Whatever makes his boat float or blows his hair back.

[BaGawker2.0]

Well who had bets on when another Pink Trent photo op would occur??
Lights, camera, smile.
Poor Rob.....he's got to watch his man of over 10 years in a fake Twitter relationship and on top of that wear matching suits.
I wonder if TR just calls Pink Trent and says, "Hey Man, Girl, whatever, we're going here tonight.....show the fuck up, and bring your Polaroid--as that makes shit official."
No People Magazine...No UsWeekly....Just Pink Trent. Karma is a Bitch.
Any of these freaks writing the fan fiction are insane if they are still under any illusions about their Goth Fonz after even seeing him on PITNB. Let alone Pink Trent tryin to fondle his balls. The fact that he's even on that site tells a lot.

http://www.pinkisthenewblog.com/2009/12/hocus-pocus/

it's nice to see Trent replaced Mari with tila tequila

[bronzecookie81]

I don't see any parts of Tila in MariMan, but I do see TR's face looking as tight as a virgin. He's gonna get a stretch mark with that big fake ass smile. Taking the tips on at least trying to look pleasant, I see.
Rob always looks as though he wants no part of the bullshit. The paycheck has to be worth it I suppose.

[BaGawker2.0]

I don't see any parts of Tila in MariMan, but I do see TR's face looking as tight as a virgin. He's gonna get a stretch mark with that big fake ass smile. Taking the tips on at least trying to look pleasant, I see.
Rob always looks as though he wants no part of the bullshit. The paycheck has to be worth it I suppose.

since touring stopped rob looks like he is constantly on xanax or developed narcolepsy. he constantly looks fucked up

[Lydia]

Was a couple of years ago prior to this Tamar. I don't wish to go into detail except to emphasise I have a clean bill of health

Are you sure? Tamar was already going out with Rob before NIN started their comeback tour. That being said, Rob filled me in on a bunch of stories about having threesomes while he was in Europe, presumably on the Fragile tour, so maybe you're talking more than a couple of years ago. Although, I got the impression that Rob and Tamar were high school sweethearts or something...whatever!

since touring stopped rob looks like he is constantly on xanax or developed narcolepsy. he constantly looks fucked up

He's hitting the late 20s wall that comes after early 20s indulgence. He needs to start working out if he wants to maintain his boyish good looks into his 40s.

[bronzecookie81]

^^^Exactly Leatherette, you need another photo op?? Call Pink Trent, as he's probably stuck up your ass and loving it anyway. Damn, does Goth Fonz really not understand that unless you're on Perez' blog that nine times out of ten, nobody cares that you're even on a blog? Pink stars.......
Cocaine is a helluva drug.

Magic Castle?? I don't understand the infatuation with that corny ass place. Grow up Trent. The boy loves funparks and magic castles...they make him smile.

Rob looks heavily medicated.

[Lydia]

Does anyone actually read Pink is the New Blog?

According to Alexa.com, only recently has PINTB outstripped NIN.com for daily page views:


Compare them both to perezhilton.com and tmz.com, and they are just a tiny squiggly line above 0% reach:


Maybe Trent should have tried sucking up to Harvey Levin instead. Oh well.

[bronzecookie81]

Busted Goth Fonz....and of course Pink Trent sets it up on the day of on Twitter because he knew he was going to post--under direct orders of course.
Comment from PITNB:

WTF Says:

December 15th, 2009 at 5:49 am
It wasn’t last night you where invited to the magic castle? Rob talked about going to this event on his twitter nov 14th 2009 http://twitpic.com/pg9u9.
Whatever happened to getting current information of Hollywood and being invited to major award shows like your counterparts. Dude go back to your day job and home town. You’re a sorry blogger. Stop reporting news pertaining to washed up has beens, no one cares about musicians like Britany nor this old white man and his massage parlor escort.

[bronzecookie81]

You can't turn a Ho into a housewife. You can also put lipstick on a pig. Hell, you don't want to be the only one showing up looking like you just finished working Sunset.
I wonder if Trent's cutting the lawn while Q bakes apple pies now. Pink Trent will get pics of it all.

So is Pink Trent the new PR person? Cause that's all that dude blogs about.
And who is that woman sitting with Trent? She looks totally different if that's Q.
And to think we thought Trent was changing with his kahki pants and members only jacket, nope it's Q. He's polished her up and she's starting to look her age. I'll bet she's even wearing undies!

[bronzecookie81]

There are tons of comments that Pink Trent removed since he posted that sorry ass update. Some very very hard hitting ones--at least five. Wonder why?
He's lame. I'm sure Goth Uncle saw them and got pissed.
TR, if you're trolling--and you and I both know you are--you're starting to look Asian yourself with that tight ass face. Gain a few *more* pounds, throw on a tux, and you can double for Wayne Newton.

Hmm I wonder who posted that comment

Busted Goth Fonz....and of course Pink Trent sets it up on the day of on Twitter because he knew he was going to post--under direct orders of course.
Comment from PITNB:

WTF Says:

December 15th, 2009 at 5:49 am
It wasn’t last night you where invited to the magic castle? Rob talked about going to this event on his twitter nov 14th 2009 http://twitpic.com/pg9u9.
Whatever happened to getting current information of Hollywood and being invited to major award shows like your counterparts. Dude go back to your day job and home town. You’re a sorry blogger. Stop reporting news pertaining to washed up has beens, no one cares about musicians like Britany nor this old white man and his massage parlor escort.

[Orionslavegirl1]

Wow. I just saw the picture on the Pink Blog (ew i don't want to post it).

Its obvious this little pecker is attached to Trent's ass. But why?

As bronze said a couple of pages ago

Of course it was leaked, per his orders. TR doesn't do anything TR doesn't want to do. As you said, he's always been secretive about his real personal life, and still is. This shit isn't real. You don't dump a Bitch for posting personal photos of your house and dogs, only a few years later to be comfortable Tweeting about romantic comedies, and whatever other lame brained thing MariPeen talked about. MQ, F10, and everyone else are puppets. This is a ghetto PR tellanova soap opera nightmare, and nobody else besides this Fool MQ was stupid enough to go along with it. For TR to bring up MS out of the blue back in the summer tells two things, A)He trolls here constantly along with MariMan and B)He's got a grudge against the racist Bitches who post here and in his mind made a Fool of his relationship with Nyke...and just generally got in his business all around.

With that being said, I look forward to the photoshopped marriage license to appear on Facebook....along with that cubic zirconia again. Come on MariPeen, don't disappoint.

This is so fake it's pathetic. Everytime i see a picture it looks forced. Except this new one looks...rather odd... Like he is drunk or something

[bronzecookie81]

It's the botox Honey! He's looking like he drinks that shit for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Look at his big ol balloon shiney ass head. Rob looks like he ate valium as if it were candy corn just to stomach the shit, and TR looks stoned/special ed. I don't think I've ever seen a grown man so happy to see magic tricks or ride a rollercoaster.
MQ looks like she's happy to have a green card and be next to big strong American man. Whatever the fuck those mail order brides say. I love to see them walking through the mall and the man has them damn near in a headlock.

I did say that, didn't I? I mean, it's so obvious what's goin on here. Puppets.
Whenever he gets attacked here, here comes more foolishness with Dildo Boy and his pink stars.

Wow. I just saw the picture on the Pink Blog (ew i don't want to post it).

Its obvious this little pecker is attached to Trent's ass. But why?

As bronze said a couple of pages ago

Of course it was leaked, per his orders. TR doesn't do anything TR doesn't want to do. As you said, he's always been secretive about his real personal life, and still is. This shit isn't real. You don't dump a Bitch for posting personal photos of your house and dogs, only a few years later to be comfortable Tweeting about romantic comedies, and whatever other lame brained thing MariPeen talked about. MQ, F10, and everyone else are puppets. This is a ghetto PR tellanova soap opera nightmare, and nobody else besides this Fool MQ was stupid enough to go along with it. For TR to bring up MS out of the blue back in the summer tells two things, A)He trolls here constantly along with MariMan and B)He's got a grudge against the racist Bitches who post here and in his mind made a Fool of his relationship with Nyke...and just generally got in his business all around.

With that being said, I look forward to the photoshopped marriage license to appear on Facebook....along with that cubic zirconia again. Come on MariPeen, don't disappoint.

This is so fake it's pathetic. Everytime i see a picture it looks forced. Except this new one looks...rather odd... Like he is drunk or something

[bronzecookie81]

LMAO
BWAAAAAAAAHHHH!!
Happy Ending School. Fuck....she's already graduated from that with honors. Ask Brett.

The idea is to get a trophy wife....someone who looks gorgeous, can dress, all of that, hell, and can possibly carry on a conversation that doesn't include her pussy, her manicures, or her shits. Not someone fresh off the boat in their church gear looking happy as hell to be out from under Eddie Munster and out of her cage. What is that pilgrim shit she has on? TR looks like Rainman in this photo. Probably claps his hands like a toddler after a magic trick.
Girl looks just like those ads for those mail order Bitches. You're not Kim Kardashian MQ. As stupid as she is, at least she's got her own money and her own career. She's up Reggie's ass by choice, not because she's on a leash from an old ass man with a short fuse. Probably holds a gun to Rob's head and makes him go on these stupid ass outings. Looks like he'd rather be having a pap smear than sit up there.

I still maintain Tamar is a lesbian. Her and Rob are roomates/best buds, and probably smoke weed and talk about Ho's together....after they play video games of course.

YES!
Botoxed to the fucking max, dude. He look like an living waxed/embaled version of Wayne Newton. Let this be a drastic ugly bloated lesson to any potential Hollywood individual out there too much botox may cause paralysis, mental retardation, and looking like a old Viagra taking Wayne Newton impersonator from the old end of Las Vegas strip. BWAHAHHAHA!
While Tamar look like an old Tennessee Country Western drag queen with her big ass alligator mouth and big. Rob looks like he about to breakthrough, I can see him quitting TR ASAP he land a soild job at Pixar.
Mariqueen look like a broke down mail order bride who trying to be big star big celebrity in hollywoodland. Stop trying to look like Nicole from the Pussycat Dolls and go to nail school, massage palor/happy ending school.

Wow. I just saw the picture on the Pink Blog (ew i don't want to post it).

Its obvious this little pecker is attached to Trent's ass. But why?

As bronze said a couple of pages ago

Of course it was leaked, per his orders. TR doesn't do anything TR doesn't want to do. As you said, he's always been secretive about his real personal life, and still is. This shit isn't real. You don't dump a Bitch for posting personal photos of your house and dogs, only a few years later to be comfortable Tweeting about romantic comedies, and whatever other lame brained thing MariPeen talked about. MQ, F10, and everyone else are puppets. This is a ghetto PR tellanova soap opera nightmare, and nobody else besides this Fool MQ was stupid enough to go along with it. For TR to bring up MS out of the blue back in the summer tells two things, A)He trolls here constantly along with MariMan and B)He's got a grudge against the racist Bitches who post here and in his mind made a Fool of his relationship with Nyke...and just generally got in his business all around.

With that being said, I look forward to the photoshopped marriage license to appear on Facebook....along with that cubic zirconia again. Come on MariPeen, don't disappoint.

This is so fake it's pathetic. Everytime i see a picture it looks forced. Except this new one looks...rather odd... Like he is drunk or something

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[Wikkedsyn]

Well who had bets on when another Pink Trent photo op would occur??
Lights, camera, smile.
Poor Rob.....he's got to watch his man of over 10 years in a fake Twitter relationship and on top of that wear matching suits.
I wonder if TR just calls Pink Trent and says, "Hey Man, Girl, whatever, we're going here tonight.....show the fuck up, and bring your Polaroid--as that makes shit official."
No People Magazine...No UsWeekly....Just Pink Trent. Karma is a Bitch.
Any of these freaks writing the fan fiction are insane if they are still under any illusions about their Goth Fonz after even seeing him on PITNB. Let alone Pink Trent tryin to fondle his balls. The fact that he's even on that site tells a lot.

http://www.pinkisthenewblog.com/2009/12/hocus-pocus/

LOL, I love your comments. Really, I didn't even think that was Queef at first...I like how he states, because of that polaroid, he can come back as a guest with his boyfriend. lol omg, he's just as jacked up as the sheep believing all this marriage made in heaven shit.
Anytime an important celeb is out and about...TMZ is there! haa haa...I've yet to see them report on Fluffy's adventures.

[Wikkedsyn]

Busted Goth Fonz....and of course Pink Trent sets it up on the day of on Twitter because he knew he was going to post--under direct orders of course.
Comment from PITNB:

WTF Says:

December 15th, 2009 at 5:49 am
It wasn’t last night you where invited to the magic castle? Rob talked about going to this event on his twitter nov 14th 2009 http://twitpic.com/pg9u9.
Whatever happened to getting current information of Hollywood and being invited to major award shows like your counterparts. Dude go back to your day job and home town. You’re a sorry blogger. Stop reporting news pertaining to washed up has beens, no one cares about musicians like Britany nor this old white man and his massage parlor escort.

LOL I love that!

[Orionslavegirl1]

I really want to know whats next for NIN-besides rehab and miscellaneous soundtrack songs.

[bronzecookie81]

WTF??!!!
How is that pic gonna guarantee admittance?? I was laughing when I read that. God, those fucking pink stars are like a test for autism. Who in the hell does he thinks even wants pics of Goth Fonz, Kim Su Yamaguchi's whore stunt double that's now calling herself an exchange student--but just really wants to fuck the football team--, Rob's drugged ass, and his beard Tamar??
This Hollyweird shit has really gone to dildo boy's head. You'd think he was hanging out with Tom Cruise the way he's been acting.
I love how every comment talks about what a beauty MariMan is and how the sheep pretend those two were picked on and kicked off of Twitter.

LMAO @ "Fluffy's adventures"
That's what's next Orion, since you were asking.....his own line of porno films, something. I don't know about the rest of you, but I"m totally looking forward to Goth Fonz's christmas photo on Santa's lap brought to us by Pink Trent. Keeping with this corny Magic Castle theme, next outing will be to Casa Bonita.

LOL, I love your comments. Really, I didn't even think that was Queef at first...I like how he states, because of that polaroid, he can come back as a guest with his boyfriend. lol omg, he's just as jacked up as the sheep believing all this marriage made in heaven shit.
Anytime an important celeb is out and about...TMZ is there! haa haa...I've yet to see them report on Fluffy's adventures.

[bronzecookie81]

Exactly, and if the place was so fucking exclusive, no fucking photo would get you in. Damn. TR and everyone around him is learning disabled........I"m going to name him "Can't Get Right".

I see those stars and my eyes start rolling around, my hands start flying around. No UsWeekly, No People, No TMZ...just dildo boy and his pink stars so TR can control the content and when he's seen...which is by no one because nobody goes on that blog.

Pleeeease do that album, so you can be an even bigger joke a la Etty and Perry, except without real love, real rings, and all that other shit real folks in real relationships like E&P have.

Admission to where that place? Why do Hollywood people always have to say I got in because I know someone whos in the know...That Fool just got in because he paid for a membership which you can on magic castle's website or Rob got everyone in because that Nerdy ass got a membership since 1999.
I agree with those fucking low budget crack baby autistic ass stars give it up and change your graphics. No one takes this Pink Trent serious thats why nonody goes to his website, he's always getting information from other news outlets. People not in the media business was RT this Fool that MJ actually past away he didnt believe.....Slow ass motherfucker.

I'm waiting for XMAS or Let me Guess first New Years with my beautiful New Wife Marriage life is so grand I cant wait to get in the studio with her and make magic together. Fake ass PR photo events

[dustbunny]

I would like to add, Rob Sheridan is a total f*cking piece of shit, he is lowest of the low and spreads std's like wild-fire.

I've always maintained that he is an arrogant f-ck. I believe everything you said.

[bronzecookie81]

So aren't those bids over today or was it yesterday for that old ass junk he's peddling on Ebay?? No wonder there was a ghetto tellanova photo op. Get your last minute bids in folks! You saw it on dildo boy's site and he wants you to buy.