Fender Baller.......the douchebag of 2009!

[X_SlaytallicA_X]

xstay fill me in on this so called naked thing the homo did? i missed it

THis douchebag little kid and his fat drummer got naked and took pics of each other. He posted them here. Gayest shit EVER.

We were class celebrities... I have no problem being naked, and I look fucking sexy.

Most people thought it was gay at first... Then they came around...

Comments and praise came...

"Dood, nice pictures." "I would never have the balls to do that."

I am comfortable with my sexuality. I know I ain't gay. Call Rage Against The Machine gay for that one stunt.

See how well it holds up...

Rage Against the Machine is gay, and so are you.

[panteraman319]

Notice how you forget to explain why you have a semi naked man in your sig but felt the need to call someone a homo? Nice back-pedal, homo.

notice your the only tool to notice that........its a picture of a band u asswipe!

you must wanna blow fender fag!

Band or not, you still have a picture of a semi naked man in your sig. You are obviously gay for Phil Anselmo who funnily enough is also gay. Homo!

Comeback when you aren't a homo that knows the difference between "Your" and "You're".

[Fender_baller]

This thread is full on salt.

Backfired!

[SexxAtraxxion]

His hair is really horrible, so short hair fits better for him.

Best regards,
the Sexx

[panteraman319]

you must wanna blow fender fag!

In other words you have nothing to comeback with so you posted a picture instead. Thought so.


Owned & Bashed

do you have a stutter or are you stuck in a revolving door in your peabrain??

cause all you do is ay the same shit over and over .........

and the uptheass schtick is getting old sunshine!

so why dont you and fender balder go play with your coloring books![make sure to stay within the lines like they taught you corky]

best regards,
Nurse Ratchett

[Fender_baller]

you must wanna blow fender fag!

In other words you have nothing to comeback with so you posted a picture instead. Thought so.


Owned & Bashed

do you have a stutter or are you stuck in a revolving door in your peabrain??

cause all you do is ay the same shit over and over .........

and the uptheass schtick is getting old sunshine!

so why dont you and fender balder go play with your coloring books![make sure to stay within the lines like they taught you corky]

best regards,
Nurse Ratchett

Dood, you are fucking gay, there is no doubt about it...

Sunshine? Gay Phil Anselmo in your sig. Signing off as a nurse?

You love the cock, no questions.

Nice thread failure, gayman319.

[panteraman319]

that was good baldy!

keep it coming!


and and by the way..........this is Proof your a polesmoker!

[Fender_baller]

your a polesmoker!

I rest my case.

Learn english, fagman319.

[panteraman319]

You're a polesmoker!



is that better fenderbaldy!

[Fender_baller]

im a kiss fan boy.....i play with my kiss dolls every day.....and then i fantasize about paul fucking me in the ass

[panteraman319]

im a kiss fan boy.....i play with my kiss dolls every day.....and then i fantasize about paul fucking me in the ass

[Fender_baller]

im a kiss fan boy.....i play with my kiss dolls every day.....and then i fantasize about paul fucking me in the ass

Nope, you backpedaling faggot.

i fantasize about paul fucking me in the ass

[panteraman319]

demolition23 wrote...Fenderballer isn't a Kisstard so much as a stupid little kid, if posting technique is anything to go by.

[Luminiferous]

Ahh Fender Baller is trolling the shit out of you idiots! It's hilarious. Good work keep riling them up.

So Quantavius? Why are you pretending to be a woman now?

[Luminiferous]

So Quantavius? Why are you pretending to be a woman now?

So, got any proof? didn't think so.

Anyways, why are you trying to cover up the fact that the top of your head is bald?

I'm all woman.

You just signed up two weeks ago...How would you know what I looked like? Or about ItWalks and ZVD? You outed yourself on the thread in the Lounge when you responded to my post clownsack..

Tell you what.....The mod can check and confirm if your IP matches with Quantavius and Tim Berrington.

If they do not match up, I will post a head shot just for you to prove you fail at guessing people's looks as badly as you fail to hide yourself on here..

Waiting..

[bang]

This is even gayer than that last one.

Does baldness run on the male side of your family?

And no, not on the male side.

It's okay, I'll say it for about the fourth time here already...

Balding hasn't become a cock block... yet.

Give it a couple more years Fender_balder

And just think all the money you will save.
No more combs, shampoo, conditioner, females, girlfriends, etc....

[Fender_baller]

This is even gayer than that last one.

Does baldness run on the male side of your family?

And no, not on the male side.

It's okay, I'll say it for about the fourth time here already...

Balding hasn't become a cock block... yet.

Give it a couple more years Fender_balder

And just think all the money you will save.
No more combs, shampoo, conditioner, females, girlfriends, etc....

Well to tell you the truth, my hair was practically shaved off.

It's growing back, and my girlfriend is still with me.

Hmm... Looks like you are wrong, once again.

[bang]

And no, not on the male side.

It's okay, I'll say it for about the fourth time here already...

Balding hasn't become a cock block... yet.

Give it a couple more years Fender_balder

And just think all the money you will save.
No more combs, shampoo, conditioner, females, girlfriends, etc....

Well to tell you the truth, my hair was practically shaved off.

It's growing back, and my girlfriend is still with me.

Hmm... Looks like you are wrong, once again.

Can you even read?

- first off, I said "Give it a couple more years Fender_balder"
.....That would refer to a time in the future, and have absolutely nothing to do with today, or your current girlfriend.

- 2nd, It would seem, from your remark about shaving your head and still having a girlfriend.
That, at your young age you believe that a dude with almost a full head of hair that shaves his head, is the same to a girl as a bald dude that could not grow hair if his life depended on it.

Damn,
You have a lot to learn,.

Your future is so fucked,
have fun bitch!

[bang]

Coffin, meet the last nail!

[grishnak boss]

all that bald fucker does here is whine, cry, jarate and moan

[Endless Yodel]

Coffin, meet the last nail!

Isn't it an honor just to be nominated?

[Fender_baller]

Coffin, meet the last nail!

I'll take it. Since I take great pride in being a douchebag.

Thank you.

[bang]

I'll take it. Since I take great pride in being a douchebag.

Thank you.

Not really an award you are supposed to proud of.

But,
If you really are that stupid.

[Fender_baller]

I'll take it. Since I take great pride in being a douchebag.

Thank you.

Not really an award you are supposed to proud of.

But,
If you really are that stupid.

Being the year's great asshole on a message board.

Just goes to show how many people dont like the way I post, and get bent out of shape about it enough to make me an award for it.

Thanks.

[EvilRockPosh]

[Luminiferous]

I'll take it. Since I take great pride in being a douchebag.

Thank you.

Not really an award you are supposed to proud of.

But,
If you really are that stupid.

Being the year's great asshole on a message board.

Just goes to show how many people dont like the way I post, and get bent out of shape about it enough to make me an award for it.

Thanks.

Until Stevie or the mod give it to you, you're still just a wannabe...

And you're far behind on Donnie/Lisa Vie/Idiamindada on Douchebag Of The Year..

[Facedown]

And you're far behind Idiamindada on Douchebag Of The Year..

Not if you're talking mode of transportation. Pretty tight competition between a Huffy and a 99 Grand Am.

[Fender_baller]

Until Stevie or the mod give it to you, you're still just a wannabe...

You're clueless, aren't you.

First off, I contribute to threads in the best possible way. Bozos like bang, retardman319, and grishnak boss prefer to threadjack and talk shit. Fuck 'em.

And no. I'm no wannabe. I make a name for myself, like I said, I'm me.

[Johnny Van Wadd]

Great thread a bunch of closet homos calling each other FAG.