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Re: NIN Got Some Crazy Bitches, Part Trois

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bronzecookie81 wrote:hahahaaha nothing
Take that pot, kettle, and you know what to do with it.
I don't refute everything people say on here. I'd be talking all day, as something stupid is usually said daily. The fact is, it's all a theory anybody spits out nine times out of ten, but you have to go proving and disproving like it's a science project.
If you think Nyke isn't a part of this, fine, you very well may be right, but it doesn't make anyone else wrong. I'm not taking the Nyke stuff far or anywhere else. It was thrown out there, and I happen to think there is validity in it. My opinion.
Then, you're off topic and making shit romantic. Yes, we all know he's not in love because his behavior this year has proven otherwise. No one said the Nyke shit is out of love anyway, IF that is even a motivator for his behavior. It's obvious anything he's done as of late has revenge stamped all over it. None of this is serious to me, and this thread has taken a creepy turn anyway.


amouthfulofsin220 wrote:
You're asking me why I must refute or agree with what someone else says?

Pot (you), meet kettle (me) LOL

I wasn't even referring to MS and his personal vendetta with it or the nasty cunts that post(ed) here...I've already mentioned that I can understand why he would not like this place, if he feels it had something to do with his breakup with someone he cared for...

I just think y'all might be taking the Nyke thing a bit too far. I'm sure she was great (or at least he thought so anyways, and that's what's important, right?) but it's over. And if not, it's not healthy, and it should be.

Love doesn't cause anyone, no matter how unhealthy they are otherwise, to systematically destroy their lives, or become eaten up by rage, envy, jealousy, or a desire for revenge.

Now, obsession or lust are a different animal entirely...

Bang on..the last couple pages have really taken a turn ;-)

I sometimes struggle with amouthfulofsin220's posts, because I can't figure out if A) she hates him B) loves him C) or both. Reading the posts are sometimes like ending up at a fork in the road. Which road do we take..the one that says he's a sexy beast..or the one that makes fun of him and puts him down. It's sometimes draining and confusing to be honest.

If you love the guy, then fine..go join in the fan fiction threads on CULT.COM etc etc etc.. or hell, create a thread on this site about TR Obsession, but if you don't, then, use this thread for what it's for: discussing his bad personal and business choices, his childish tantrums, name calling, Twitter fights etc etc.

Like I've seen others post on here, they skip over her posts, now I can clearly see why.
amouthfulofsin220 wrote: I've already mentioned that I can understand why he would not like this place
If you understand why, then why do you throw more coal on the fire and post here all the time, analyzing his life etc...I hope you are not on the Rez's payroll like the sheep on NIN.com?! :lol:
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dangerdiabolique wrote:
citrinecastle wrote:
Eh...what....? Never spoke to her...she moves him.....ooookaaaay. mother of his children.....?


Is he dating the Virgin Mary? :lol:
Maybe this "special, one of a kind" spirit girlfriend presence is like Dante's Beatrice or Petrarch's Laura. Both men had life-long obsessions with women they had little personal contact with.

To throw in my two cents about the spirit topic, I'm from southern Louisiana, and a lot of older Cajun people and black people here believe in
cauchemar
, a nightmare spirit that "rides" a person like an incubus or succubus. Pat Rickels, the woman mentioned on the site I linked to, told me that one year, there were reports of a dormitory on the ULL campus being haunted by a cauchemar, and one of the university's vice presidents actually went on television to say that NO building on campus was ever haunted by a cauchemar. :lol:

I have an open mind about whether voodoo or black magic works (I've never seen or experienced it, so I can't discount the possibility), but I don't believe what Trent's going through has anything to do with voodoo. Garden variety mental illness is much more plausible.

However, I would like to throw something out for consideration: For anyone who's seen Paranormal Activity, I used to occasionally experience the being-pulled-out-of-bed thing that the woman in the movie did. It only happened a few times between the ages of about 12 and 15 or 16, but I'd feel something grab me by the ankles while I was lying on my back, and pull me off the bed. I'd wind up at the foot of the bed. It's hard to see how I could've scooted down there.

If Trent experiences sleep paralysis, it's easy to see how that, coupled with whatever mental disorder he has, could've transformed into some kind of "presence." A lot of people who have sleep paralysis talk about sensing a "presence" in the room. I've felt it, too, and it's usually not a good "presence." I think we need to start a "ghost stories" thread. :mrgreen:

Thread took an interesting turn during the holidays....


I've experienced sleep paralysis a couple of times, once while I was (apparently, hopefully) dreaming there was a demon holding me down. Pretty freaky.

But yeah, I agree, The Stompy Little Midget is just a fucking nutcase.
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U guys are fucking scary.
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Wikkedsyn wrote: Bang on..the last couple pages have really taken a turn ;-)

I sometimes struggle with amouthfulofsin220's posts, because I can't figure out if A) she hates him B) loves him C) or both. Reading the posts are sometimes like ending up at a fork in the road. Which road do we take..the one that says he's a sexy beast..or the one that makes fun of him and puts him down. It's sometimes draining and confusing to be honest.

If you love the guy, then fine..go join in the fan fiction threads on CULT.COM etc etc etc.. or hell, create a thread on this site about TR Obsession, but if you don't, then, use this thread for what it's for: discussing his bad personal and business choices, his childish tantrums, name calling, Twitter fights etc etc.

Like I've seen others post on here, they skip over her posts, now I can clearly see why.
amouthfulofsin220 wrote: I've already mentioned that I can understand why he would not like this place
If you understand why, then why do you throw more coal on the fire and post here all the time, analyzing his life etc...I hope you are not on the Rez's payroll like the sheep on NIN.com?! :lol:
I don't hate him, and I don't love him, because I don't know him personally LOL

You mentioned a fork in the road - that's about where I am, and I guess it's apparent in my posts. Pretty damn clever of you :wink: You seem like a super sensible woman - please don't come at me with the NINtard mantra "you gots ta make a decision, hate him or adore im".

This is neither the "oh my fucking God I want to fuck TR" thread, nor the "oh my fucking God, I hope Trent's fat sizzles in the pits of hell" thread...so I think it leaves things open for anyone, with whatever opinion, to post. Also, why should his not liking it here stop me from posting? Again, I've not deluded myself into thinking that if I do whatever he says he likes and not do what he doesn't that he'll come a-knocking at my door to knock da bootz for being a good, obedient little sheep. LOL


I get that I can be long-winded - but I'm always long-winded, and can sometimes veer toward the romantic, no matter the subject, so...yeah.
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cathousebabe wrote:Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayum! That's a Fagility tour date!
Was that the Spiral? It kind of looks like ETS. I recognize that ninjaguitarsex username from NIN.com
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That particularly tame comment was from a video posted on May 26, 2009 of NIN performing @ Sasquatch...he did this crazy twitchy move toward the end of the song, check it out -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gvr9rnpUMdw
2009, Cat...2009.
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:? Hey, I heard Reznor was blaming his bad decisions and misfortunes on some universal force too and on one particular woman he was in love with. :| I believed it because he was always into the occult/sci-fi/paranormal stuff. Also, heard the stuff about him almost having a breakdown while on this last tour and that he told employees that "he lost his shit" over this woman. :shock:
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Exactly. How about admitting you're an asshole, and maybe you can keep a woman. Stop blaming forces and shit. Karma has come to get him yeah, but he needs to own his actions in the shit.
warmleatherette wrote:Motherfucker always wanting to put the blame on someone else other than be a mature man and admit your actions and mistakes....What a fucking loser. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
coolkiddie wrote::? Hey, I heard Reznor was blaming his bad decisions and misfortunes on some universal force too and on one particular woman he was in love with. :| I believed it because he was always into the occult/sci-fi/paranormal stuff. Also, heard the stuff about him almost having a breakdown while on this last tour and that he told employees that "he lost his shit" over this woman. :shock:
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Maybe Trent fancies himself like agent mulder from the xfiles. Everyone out to get him. Lol

Spooky :D
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BaGawker2.0 wrote:Maybe Trent fancies himself like agent mulder from the xfiles. Everyone out to get him. Lol

Spooky :D

:lol:

Maybe he needs to invest in a big roll of tin foil. Make himself a full body aluminum foil condom. To prevent the aliens from stealing his song ideas...

Oh wait, it's the other way around, ain't it? :mrgreen:
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BaGawker2.0 wrote:Maybe Trent fancies himself like agent mulder from the xfiles. Everyone out to get him. Lol

Spooky :D
I was just gonna crack an Xfiles joke..LMAO
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citrinecastle wrote:
BaGawker2.0 wrote:Maybe Trent fancies himself like agent mulder from the xfiles. Everyone out to get him. Lol

Spooky :D

:lol:

Maybe he needs to invest in a big roll of tin foil. Make himself a full body aluminum foil condom. To prevent the aliens from stealing his song ideas...

Oh wait, it's the other way around, ain't it? :mrgreen:
lol Trent needs to be on that show intervention.

Lol Orion doodooodooodooodoo *xfiles theme*
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BaGawker2.0 wrote:
citrinecastle wrote:
BaGawker2.0 wrote:Maybe Trent fancies himself like agent mulder from the xfiles. Everyone out to get him. Lol

Spooky :D

:lol:

Maybe he needs to invest in a big roll of tin foil. Make himself a full body aluminum foil condom. To prevent the aliens from stealing his song ideas...

Oh wait, it's the other way around, ain't it? :mrgreen:
lol Trent needs to be on that show intervention.

Lol Orion doodooodooodooodoo *xfiles theme*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXa-bujkeRc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcRL0Y_sLmM
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I sense an alien inspired parody coming up. Maybe to 'Only'? :lol:
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citrinecastle wrote:I sense an alien inspired parody coming up. Maybe to 'Only'? :lol:

Or I'm afraid of Americans...to I'm Afraid of Aliens?!
"A recent promotional image from How To Destroy Angels is the first solid evidence to confirm rumors that Reznor's nose has gone missing. On a positive note, it appears as if his neck has been reunited after a lengthy absence."~tdc
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Lol Orion I remember those episodes they were great.

Lol at alien parody someone do it.
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I'll do it, give me a moment.
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Damn, I barely come on here but everytime I do I see Filamina.

Anyway, nice to know this thread is still alive. :twisted:
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BaGawker2.0 wrote:Lol Orion I remember those episodes they were great.

Lol at alien parody someone do it.
Trent= Duane Barry

JUST POINTING OUT THE OBVIOUS!
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This is what I come up with on short notice.




I'm Afraid of The Aliens/ Trenty is a Lunatic


Uh-uh-uh uh, uh, uh-uh uh-uh-uh
Trenty is a lunatic
The Presence he feels
Uh-uh-uh uh, uh, uh-uh uh-uh-uh
Big arm comes down from the sun
Trenty's career it will end
Uh-uh-uh uh, uh, uh-uh uh-uh-uh
Trenty is a lunatic

CHORUS (x2)
He's afraid of the aliens
Beings from out of this world
Tin foil on his manly bits
He's running rampant

He's afraid of the aliens

Trenty is a lunatic
Uh-uh-uh uh, uh, uh-uh uh-uh-uh

Scared they'll eat his brain
Really scared of those anal probes
Scared of evil demons
Scared they want to give him a poke

Uh-uh-uh uh, uh, uh-uh uh-uh-uh
Trenty is a lunatic
Uh-uh-uh uh, uh, uh-uh uh-uh-uh

CHORUS (x2)
He's afraid of the aliens
Beings from out of this world
Tin foil on his manly bits
He's running rampant

He's afraid of the aliens

Uh-uh-uh uh, uh, uh-uh uh-uh-uh

Trenty is a lunatic
Big eyed creatures from the stars
Afraid they'll strip him bare
Scared of being taken to Mars

Trenty is a lunatic, uh-uh-uh uh, uh, uh-uh uh-uh-uh
Trenty is a lunatic, uh-uh-uh uh, uh, uh-uh uh-uh-uh

CHORUS (x2)
He's afraid of the aliens
Beings from out of this world
Tin foil on his manly bits
He's running rampant

He's afraid of the aliens

Is the Q an alien?
Is the Q an alien?

CHORUS (x2)
He's afraid of the aliens
Beings from out of this world
Tin foil on his manly bits
He's running rampant

Yeah, she's the Queen of the aliens
She shits neon green turds
She's got her own manly bits
Likes to eat humans

He's afraid of the aliens

Trenty is a lunatic
Trenty is a lunatic

Trenty is a lunatic, uh-uh-uh uh, uh, uh-uh uh-uh-uh (repeat)
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Hahaha damn ur good
at
this

citrinecastle wrote:This is what I come up with on short notice.




I'm Afraid of The Aliens/ Trenty is a Lunatic


Uh-uh-uh uh, uh, uh-uh uh-uh-uh
Trenty is a lunatic
The Presence he feels
Uh-uh-uh uh, uh, uh-uh uh-uh-uh
Big arm comes down from the sun
Trenty's career it will end
Uh-uh-uh uh, uh, uh-uh uh-uh-uh
Trenty is a lunatic

CHORUS (x2)
He's afraid of the aliens
Beings from out of this world
Tin foil on his manly bits
He's running rampant

He's afraid of the aliens

Trenty is a lunatic
Uh-uh-uh uh, uh, uh-uh uh-uh-uh

Scared they'll eat his brain
Really scared of those anal probes
Scared of evil demons
Scared they want to give him a poke

Uh-uh-uh uh, uh, uh-uh uh-uh-uh
Trenty is a lunatic
Uh-uh-uh uh, uh, uh-uh uh-uh-uh

CHORUS (x2)
He's afraid of the aliens
Beings from out of this world
Tin foil on his manly bits
He's running rampant

He's afraid of the aliens

Uh-uh-uh uh, uh, uh-uh uh-uh-uh

Trenty is a lunatic
Big eyed creatures from the stars
Afraid they'll strip him bare
Scared of being taken to Mars

Trenty is a lunatic, uh-uh-uh uh, uh, uh-uh uh-uh-uh
Trenty is a lunatic, uh-uh-uh uh, uh, uh-uh uh-uh-uh

CHORUS (x2)
He's afraid of the aliens
Beings from out of this world
Tin foil on his manly bits
He's running rampant

He's afraid of the aliens

Is the Q an alien?
Is the Q an alien?

CHORUS (x2)
He's afraid of the aliens
Beings from out of this world
Tin foil on his manly bits
He's running rampant

Yeah, she's the Queen of the aliens
She shits neon green turds
She's got her own manly bits
Likes to eat humans

He's afraid of the aliens

Trenty is a lunatic
Trenty is a lunatic

Trenty is a lunatic, uh-uh-uh uh, uh, uh-uh uh-uh-uh (repeat)
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bronzecookie81 wrote:O_o

The "force", The "presence"???????
O_o Cliffs notes please.
What in the blue hell is goin on in here? :lol: Can't keep up with ya'll. Someone may have put roots on his ass. :lol: Be about what he deserves. My people are from NOLA and him being there as long as he was I'm sure someone at least thought of it...but like someone else pointed out, tons of people hate him. In fact, if you deal with him in any capacity, you can pretty much bet on hating him sooner rather than later.
He's doing all this to shock and annoy. MQ still smokes, drinks, and is the same Ho she always was. None of this is lost on Reznor's crazy ass but he's getting some kind of kick out of sticking this sham into whomever's craw. Too old for this high school bullshit.
There are no evil forces at work here beyond Trent's stupidity!

Pure speculation on my part, but...

Some people with Bipolar Disorder or Major Depression become paranoid or psychotic when under extreme stress, and he's been under a lot of stress. Throw in some alcohol. Add a hefty dose of MQ--hell, just looking at her gives me nightmares and hearing her is probably enough for anyone to wish for a psychiatric hospitalization just to get the fuck away from her, and ladies and gentleman, I give you Trent, version 2.0. His meds probably need to be adjusted as well, and judging by his erratic behavior over the past seven months, his doctors haven't achieved the right balance.
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citrinecastle wrote:This is what I come up with on short notice.




I'm Afraid of The Aliens/ Trenty is a Lunatic


Uh-uh-uh uh, uh, uh-uh uh-uh-uh
Trenty is a lunatic
The Presence he feels
Uh-uh-uh uh, uh, uh-uh uh-uh-uh
Big arm comes down from the sun
Trenty's career it will end
Uh-uh-uh uh, uh, uh-uh uh-uh-uh
Trenty is a lunatic

CHORUS (x2)
He's afraid of the aliens
Beings from out of this world
Tin foil on his manly bits
He's running rampant

He's afraid of the aliens

Trenty is a lunatic
Uh-uh-uh uh, uh, uh-uh uh-uh-uh

Scared they'll eat his brain
Really scared of those anal probes
Scared of evil demons
Scared they want to give him a poke

Uh-uh-uh uh, uh, uh-uh uh-uh-uh
Trenty is a lunatic
Uh-uh-uh uh, uh, uh-uh uh-uh-uh

CHORUS (x2)
He's afraid of the aliens
Beings from out of this world
Tin foil on his manly bits
He's running rampant

He's afraid of the aliens

Uh-uh-uh uh, uh, uh-uh uh-uh-uh

Trenty is a lunatic
Big eyed creatures from the stars
Afraid they'll strip him bare
Scared of being taken to Mars

Trenty is a lunatic, uh-uh-uh uh, uh, uh-uh uh-uh-uh
Trenty is a lunatic, uh-uh-uh uh, uh, uh-uh uh-uh-uh

CHORUS (x2)
He's afraid of the aliens
Beings from out of this world
Tin foil on his manly bits
He's running rampant

He's afraid of the aliens

Is the Q an alien?
Is the Q an alien?

CHORUS (x2)
He's afraid of the aliens
Beings from out of this world
Tin foil on his manly bits
He's running rampant

Yeah, she's the Queen of the aliens
She shits neon green turds
She's got her own manly bits
Likes to eat humans

He's afraid of the aliens

Trenty is a lunatic
Trenty is a lunatic

Trenty is a lunatic, uh-uh-uh uh, uh, uh-uh uh-uh-uh (repeat)

Bravo!!! That is awesome. Now I have that stuck in my head...haa haaa
trenty is a lunatic....
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I don't even think I need to comment on this one:

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BTW, love the new song Citrine :D
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A song by the Psycho NIN fangirls to Trent

"Trent Reznor why don't you love me?" (Sung to the tune of "David Duchovny Why don't you love me" By Bree Sharp

Original-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=getG19TQ0go

It's Sunday night, I am curled up on the line
The neon lights, warm my heart as time ticks by
Time goes slow as it can,another 12 hours till i get in
But I can't help feeling I could love this short angry dark haired goth man

And I can't wait any more for me to get rail
I got it bad for that dude from Nine Inch Nails
Trent Reznor, why won't you love me?
Why won't you love me?

The bank calls me and tells me "Girl you know you really owe!"
But deep within his eyes I my wrists all a flow
Watching the stage for a Sign, the Fragile playing in my mind
I'm waiting for the day,that he throws the tambourine my way!

In the form of Trent Reznor falling on top of me
In the glimmering lights of Piggy or Pinion
Trent Reznor, sweating on top of me
That bitch in the dress just fucking punched me
Trent Reznor, why won't you love me
Why won't you love me, why won't you love me?

So brooding and so smart, i think he just laid a fart
Because Robin Finck just made a face
I can't believe, that i spent money on this
But he told me to believe..The Presence is neaaaaar!
My bags are packed, I am ready to sleep outside
Gonna put an end to my job,my marriage and my life!
Sitting like a mindless clone, wishing he would play HOME
Just to hear the breath of the man, the myth, THE DUDE ON THE MICROPHONE!
And I would say Trent Reznor, why won't you love me
Why won't you love me, why won't you love me?
Trent Reznor, why won't you love me
Why won't you love me, why won't you love me?

Trent Reznor, I want you to love me
To kiss and to hug me, to bite and to slug me
Trent Reznor, I know you could love me
I'm sweaty and I'm rolly polly
I'm gonna kill MARI!
Trent Reznor, why won't you love me
Why won't you love me, why won't you love me?
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Re: NIN Got Some Crazy Bitches, Part Trois

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Thanks dustbunny :D

AND LMAO Orion! I swear, we need to have someone sing/record all our parodies/songs, get it on a cd, and market it. Ode To A Stompy Little Midget...Album 1 :lol:
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Re: NIN Got Some Crazy Bitches, Part Trois

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citrinecastle wrote:Thanks dustbunny :D

AND LMAO Orion! I swear, we need to have someone sing/record all our parodies/songs, get it on a cd, and market it. Ode To A Stompy Little Midget...Album 1 :lol:

If I donate to some charity, do I get a meet and greet with the people who sing on it?! LOL
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Re: NIN Got Some Crazy Bitches, Part Trois

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Wikkedsyn wrote:
citrinecastle wrote:Thanks dustbunny :D

AND LMAO Orion! I swear, we need to have someone sing/record all our parodies/songs, get it on a cd, and market it. Ode To A Stompy Little Midget...Album 1 :lol:

If I donate to some charity, do I get a meet and greet with the people who sing on it?! LOL

Well, you won't be hearing ME sing (singing voice can make birds fall from the sky dead)...but my youngest could likely sing it with his sweet angelic voice....


He's 11


And he likes older gals. :wink:

So sure, I'm sure HE would do it to benefit himself. :lol:

He'd probably only ask for anything laden with sugar anyway. You'd get off cheap. ROTF!

Only charity he'd be asking anyone to donate to is his own mouth. :lol:
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Ok...AMFOS and the few that were curious...here's the My Favorite Things parody. I know it's a bit off topic, but maybe we can apply this to all Q's eating habits that made some of us so sick. Originally written to make my kids ill (and I managed to make one puke, the other one gag after I changed a few things about)

It is juvenile and gross.

But that was my point.

Any suggestions to make it even nastier and up the puke factor for young boys (or older) are welcome.


The Tastiest Things


Rancid yellow vomit with rotten meat chunks
Steaming hot meatpies with bungholes of skunks
Huge gobs of snot in great gooey big strings
These are a few of the tastiest things

Great big dry dog turds that look like old noodles
Flattened gross roadkill of white fluffy poodles
Dirty old ashtrays you've been caught licking
These are a few of the tastiest things

The huge pimples that your brother likes to smash
The diarreah that comes out of your arse
Bug that you swallowed that made your eyes sting
These are a few of the tastiest things

I take that first bite
Of that green thing
On my plate I'm mad
I simply remember these tasty ol' things
And then they don't seem so bad
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Oh come on. Need some help here!
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Re: NIN Got Some Crazy Bitches, Part Trois

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citrinecastle wrote:
Wikkedsyn wrote:
citrinecastle wrote:Thanks dustbunny :D

AND LMAO Orion! I swear, we need to have someone sing/record all our parodies/songs, get it on a cd, and market it. Ode To A Stompy Little Midget...Album 1 :lol:

If I donate to some charity, do I get a meet and greet with the people who sing on it?! LOL

Well, you won't be hearing ME sing (singing voice can make birds fall from the sky dead)...but my youngest could likely sing it with his sweet angelic voice....


He's 11


And he likes older gals. :wink:

So sure, I'm sure HE would do it to benefit himself. :lol:

He'd probably only ask for anything laden with sugar anyway. You'd get off cheap. ROTF!

Only charity he'd be asking anyone to donate to is his own mouth. :lol:

HAA HAA deal!!
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