So Deathcurse

[deathcurse]

I'm only going on what I remember my sentiments were at the time

So you have no idea what you said.

As for your "grand slam" - I didn't know being unintelligible counted as a "grand slam" but you appear to be the guy holding the Hatas Rules Manual, so I guess I gotta go on your word on that one.

It was only "unintelligible" because you're unintelligent. I have no idea how "telling you what you want to read" could be "unintelligible" in the context of discussing asskissing on the internet but you're REALLY FUCKING STUPID so you found a way.

Fatso!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[chickenona]

I'm only going on what I remember my sentiments were at the time

So you have no idea what you said.

I didn't say that. We're talking about a difference of ONE WORD.

As for your "grand slam" - I didn't know being unintelligible counted as a "grand slam" but you appear to be the guy holding the Hatas Rules Manual, so I guess I gotta go on your word on that one.

It was only "unintelligible" because you're unintelligent. I have no idea how "telling you what you want to read" could be "unintelligible" in the context of discussing asskissing on the internet but you're REALLY FUCKING STUPID so you found a way.

Fatso!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No, I'm pretty sure it was unintelligible because...well...it was unintelligible. "Telling you what you want to read" as a sentence is pretty much a Timbo wet dream.

[deathcurse]

I didn't say that. We're talking about a difference of ONE WORD.

You fucking said it. Stoner saw it, I saw it - I'm sure more people saw it. It proved how fucking psycho you really are about this stuff. Your fucking boyfriend gets banned and you go on a spree to get yourself banned! Hahaha! How romantic.

No, I'm pretty sure it was unintelligible because...well...it was unintelligible. "Telling you what you want to read" as a sentence is pretty much a Timbo wet dream.

Right, because Timbo not understanding a post means it's unintelligible.

Keep reaching for the stars, chicke! Comparing your reading comprehension to The Mummy's is fucking OUTSTANDING.

[deathcurse]

Also, "telling you what you want to read" wasn't the sentence; it was part of a sentence that made total sense.

Oh, I'm sorry. You're uneducated trash. My bad! I'll dumb this shit down for you.

[chickenona]

I didn't say that. We're talking about a difference of ONE WORD.

You fucking said it. Stoner saw it, I saw it - I'm sure more people saw it. It proved how fucking psycho you really are about this stuff. Your fucking boyfriend gets banned and you go on a spree to get yourself banned! Hahaha! How romantic.

Hahaha, it doesn't prove SHIT, dc. All it proves is that you are so invested in this argument that you're willing to spend ten posts going around and around about something you claim was "just a game for you" and "meant nothing". If it meant nothing you wouldn't be flipping out about it three months after the fact and trying to accuse me of calling Stoner a liar.

[chickenona]

Also hahaha @ "part of a sentence". It still made no fucking sense.

[deathcurse]

Hahaha, it doesn't prove SHIT, dc. All it proves is that you are so invested in this argument that you're willing to spend ten posts going around and around about something you claim was "just a game for you" and "meant nothing". If it meant nothing you wouldn't be flipping out about it three months after the fact and trying to accuse me of calling Stoner a liar.

Just so we're clear on this:

- You getting so worked up over the internet that you try to get yourself banned is not "flipping out."

- You getting so worked up over the internet that you want to cause physical harm to another poster is not "flipping out."

- You getting so worked up over the internet that you have to leave for a month or two because you can't control your emotions is not "flipping out."

Flipping out is making Quizno's jokes and yelling "Fatso!!!!!!!!!!!"

Oh and go ahead and ask Stoner how many times we've talked about my feud with you. Aside from the time on the board where she said I was mean to you, the answer is ZERO. Think about that the next time your cellphone "blows up" because I said something.

[chickenona]

I didn't "leave the Internet". I started another site and stayed away from here because I couldn't talk to Itjogs here anymore. When my other site went belly-up I resumed posting here because I didn't get banned and there was no reason not to.

I admit I was sort of thinking of the prospect of getting mired into endless shitstorms with you and that didn't really appeal to me. You seem really proud of how relentless you are in these things and I didn't want you following me around the boards trying to corner me over and over again. I started this thread because of a specific accusation you made that wasn't true, and it's pretty much become a self-fulfilling prophecy, but what can you do?

And what does how many times you've discussed me with Stoner have to do with ANY of this? I don't give a shit about that.

Also, "Quiznos" and "Fatso" aren't even the nastiest you've gotten here and you know that.

[deathcurse]

And what does how many times you've discussed me with Stoner have to do with ANY of this? I don't give a shit about that.

Well, seeing as how you think I'm totally consumed and obsessed with you, don't you think that has some relevance? The fact of the matter is that off the boards, you mean nothing to me. I'm just here to wind you up and make you say dumb shit. That's it. That you've elevated this to such a dramatic level in your mind says a lot about you and your need to be important - even if it's to someone on the internet who makes fun of you.

Also, "Quiznos" and "Fatso" aren't even the nastiest you've gotten here and you know that.

So what? You claim you don't care what I say about you so what difference does it make how "nasty" I get?

You use words like "nasty" and "cruel" and then say that I'm not getting to you. Make up your mind. Either my words hold no weight or they do.

And if they don't hold weight, maybe you shouldn't spend so much time trying to get me to see things your way.

[chickenona]

I've never tried to say you were "consumed" and "obsessed". I said you have a personal problem with me and you're invested in this flame war because you've said some really nasty, below-the-belt shit to me since the whole thing started. You've certainly behaved like someone who was getting genuinely upset. When Elise showed up you went on a tear screaming about us and crying about how morally superior you are. You even went so far as to say I thought your suicide attempt was a joke, even as you were insisting that there WAS no suicide attempt.

I'm not sure what Stoner showing up to tell Elise to shut the fuck up was all about, that was just a shrug moment though. I've got some ideas, but I'm not out to further involve either Stoner OR Elise here.

And I've already clarified - like three times - what the whole "phone blowing up" thing was about. I have friends I've made on this board, and while I never really gave a shit one way or another about your feud with Iggy, a few people I'm close to apparently did. I'm not exactly sure why having friends I met here is something I should be embarrassed about, but again, you're the guy who seems so concerned about what is and isn't aberrant behavior here.

[deathcurse]

I said you have a personal problem with me and you're invested in this flame war because you've said some really nasty, below-the-belt shit to me since the whole thing started.

Again, you're confused.

I'm saying "nasty, below-the-belt shit" because I think it's funny. Not because I'm "invested." The only thing I'm invested in is amusing myself. If you want to make it into something more, kidding yourself into thinking that you're an important person and not the latest in a long line of dc flame opponents, cool. I think it's pathetic.

You've certainly behaved like someone who was getting genuinely upset. When Elise showed up you went on a tear screaming about us and crying about how morally superior you are. You even went so far as to say I thought your suicide attempt was a joke, even as you were insisting that there WAS no suicide attempt.

Lady, you really don't get it, do you?

I was trying to make you look like dicks. That's it. I was trying to manipulate the readers into thinking you were heartless cunts while backing you into a corner. And it worked.

I'm not sure what Stoner showing up to tell Elise to shut the fuck up was all about, that was just a shrug moment though.

I find it interesting that you claim to know everything about this situation and yet you still have these "shrug moments."

I'm not exactly sure why having friends I met here is something I should be embarrassed about

You're a moron. No one's making fun of you for that. What you should be embarrassed about is your phone blowing up over Metal Sludge drama. You claim that I'm "invested" but I've never had that happen to me. Ever.

[deathcurse]

Also, if you care to go back and read what was said, I wasn't saying that "my suicide attempt" was a joke to you, I was saying that suicide in general was a joke to you. How are you confused by this conversation? Metal Sludge flamewars are among the lowest forms of human discourse and yet you fail miserably at this most basic task of READING.

And I stand by that. You don't give a shit about suicide, even though you tried to play Florence Nightengale with an actual suicide case.

Anything for this attention though, right? I mean, shit, you claim that I'm abusive to you and all you want is more.

[chickenona]

I'm saying "nasty, below-the-belt shit" because I think it's funny. Not because I'm "invested." The only thing I'm invested in is amusing myself.

Uh, yeah. Right.

You've certainly behaved like someone who was getting genuinely upset. When Elise showed up you went on a tear screaming about us and crying about how morally superior you are. You even went so far as to say I thought your suicide attempt was a joke, even as you were insisting that there WAS no suicide attempt.

Lady, you really don't get it, do you?

I was trying to make you look like dicks. That's it. I was trying to manipulate the readers into thinking you were heartless cunts while backing you into a corner. And it worked.

Hahaha @ "manipulate the readers" like you're some sort of puppetmaster and not a compulsive, spiteful loon. The only person you've made to look like a heartless cunt here is YOU.

I'm not sure what Stoner showing up to tell Elise to shut the fuck up was all about, that was just a shrug moment though.

I find it interesting that you claim to know everything about this situation and yet you still have these "shrug moments."

I never "claimed to know everything". Not about this situation or anything else you keep insisting I think I'm an expert on. But maybe if you say it 2,366 times instead of 2,365 times it will be true.

I'm not exactly sure why having friends I met here is something I should be embarrassed about

You're a moron. No one's making fun of you for that. What you should be embarrassed about is your phone blowing up over Metal Sludge drama. You claim that I'm "invested" but I've never had that happen to me. Ever.

Again, a few friends called me about this because THEY were upset. How does this make ME "invested" in anything? I didn't call a single person about that shit.

And you're a tool for saying I or anybody else on this board thinks suicide is a joke. And I comprehended the post just fine. It was a lot of sanctimony and preening and declaring yourself a superior specimen of morality. But that's you all over. You're a bitch. You can say it's a tactic, but I think it's just your personality.

[deathcurse]

Hahaha @ "manipulate the readers" like you're some sort of puppetmaster and not a compulsive, spiteful loon. The only person you've made to look like a heartless cunt here is YOU.

Really? I'm not antagonizing people who I suspect are suicidal about their suicide attempts.

Don't worry about it. Taunting suicidal people on the internet isn't in the NEWS or anything.

You're trash, just like that MySpace mom is trash.

Again, a few friends called me about this because THEY were upset. How does this make ME "invested" in anything? I didn't call a single person about that shit.

Why do you think you were the person they went to?

Because you were the one who was probably going to get as outraged as they were.

And you're a tool for saying I or anybody else on this board thinks suicide is a joke.

Elise said "Don't go killing yourself over it." Was that not a joke?

Look - I think you're an asshole for being willy-nilly about a serious subject but don't confuse that with me being personally affected. I think the whole thing is extremely funny. Even flattering, seeing as how my personal life is the topic of discussion among you bored internet sluts.

Sorry, there is a true story, Stoner knows it, Elise doesn't, and you certainly don't. You'll probably never find out. In the meantime, keep on with this one. I like to watch it mutate.

[chickenona]

What suicidal person did I taunt? And you don't understand why I'm calling you hysterical here?

Hahaha @ you calling anyone else trash.

And for the record, I don't give a FUCK about the "real story". I can safely say I don't give a fuck about any aspect of your personal life. Apparently you're concerned enough about mine to think you can judge me, though.

[deathcurse]

What suicidal person did I taunt? And you don't understand why I'm calling you hysterical here?

Hysterical? I'm not blowing up anyone's phone over this.

And you know you've been throwing that shit in my face. You had a motive behind backing up Iggy's claim - you wanted to impress Itjogs. Now think if I was actually suicidal and you did something to contribute to that. How do you live with yourself being such a rotten human being?

Hahaha @ you calling anyone else trash.

You're the definition of trash. You're an uneducated Oxy addict who uses the internet to make a life for herself that isn't totally bleak and depressing.

And for the record, I don't give a FUCK about the "real story". I can safely say I don't give a fuck about any aspect of your personal life. Apparently you're concerned enough about mine to think you can judge me, though.

Why can't I judge you? You put your life out there for everyone to judge. When people judge positively, you don't tell them to mind their own business.

You're garbage, chicke. An old wannabe junkie who gets her kicks with internet boyfriends and fake daughter accounts. You're a gross person!

[chickenona]

I'm not an oxy addict. But it's good to know that you can apparently automatically declare anyone who IS an addict to be "trash".

I didn't make a post on Iggy's thread to impress Itjogs. I don't have to go out of my way to impress my friends. I posted on that thread because people were bugging me about it and I wanted to humor them so I could spend my Sunday evening peacefully eating Quiznos instead of fielding more texts.

I didn't say you couldn't judge me. I said you can't judge me and expect me not to think you're not invested in giving me shit. Which you are.

I also don't have an internet boyfriend, and my daughter's account was really hers, used by her. This was resolved a while ago. It's not the greatest idea I've ever had, but she's also not the first teenager to post here either.

[deathcurse]

I'm not an oxy addict. But it's good to know that you can apparently automatically declare anyone who IS an addict to be "trash".

Oxycontin is called "hillbilly heroin" for a reason.

I love it how you took that as me saying ALL addicts are trash, like I'm not an admitted alcoholic. Fucking moron.

It's not the greatest idea I've ever had, but she's also not the first teenager to post here either.

You're probably the first mother-daughter team, made especially gross by the fact that you spent most of your time talking graphically about sucking cock.

Hey, it's your path! No one can judge you, chicke. Except for all the people who say nice things. You can handle that.

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Carry on.

[deathcurse]

Billy Mays - dead from drugs

See also: chickenona in 2 years

Old people doing hard drugs: BEST IDEA!!!!!!

[knuckles.is.contractual]

Dude.

[deathcurse]

Bro.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

It was Foo going Hiroshima with the text messages, wasn't it?

[deathcurse]

It was Foo going Hiroshima with the text messages, wasn't it?

[chickenona]

It was Foo going Hiroshima with the text messages, wasn't it?

There were a few people going Hiroshima with the texts. I'm not sure what it says about Iggy that none of them were willing to come on and post themselves to back him up, or if the idea of getting mired in one of these things with dc was so scary and unappetizing that it did them in. Either way, I did post, but I still didn't get to enjoy my Quiznos that night.

And yeah, recovering alcoholic calling recovering pill addict "trash" = fun.

The drunks are always the worst.

[deathcurse]

And yeah, recovering alcoholic calling recovering pill addict "trash" = fun.

The drunks are always the worst.

Hey, I cleaned up my act. If being a drunk was awesome, I'd still be doing it.

If you're going to be a dope fiend, at least do real drugs. Fag.

[Punk]

For the record, you both sound like hysterical, obsessed, invested idiots.

[deathcurse]

For the record, you both sound like hysterical, obsessed, invested idiots.

So don't read it.

It amazes me that people can sit there and soak in everything being posted and then judge like they're not passively participating.

If you don't get it, Punk, I can't help you. If you want to believe I'm honestly "hysterical" because of chickenona (:lol:), have at it.

[chickenona]

I'm not denying that this exchange has pushed this thread into idiocy. I was supposed to be having a threesome this afternoon but it fell through. You know how that is.

Haha @ dc preening over "cleaning his act up." I cleaned my act up too. I just don't think that gives me license to call anybody who rubs me the wrong way "trash".

And the detailed dicksucking posts came after my kid stopped posting. She's moved on from Sludge. She came on here out of curiosity and wasn't real impressed with this board, she was never a regular.

[saracapri]

There were a few people going Hiroshima with the texts. I'm not sure what it says about Iggy that none of them were willing to come on and post themselves to back him up, or if the idea of getting mired in one of these things with dc was so scary and unappetizing that it did them in.

C'mon...we all know it was foo. She's a maniac. I think most people were not willing to come on and post/back Iggy up because he is totally capable of defending himself. Also, some people like deathcurse and like Iggy, and really....why should any of us feel obligated to jump into some shit that they got into all by themselves? I know Iggy's style well enough to know that he would never have asked for foo's help or defense. I'm sure she just jumped into the drama because she's a drama queen/lunatic/possible escape mental patient.