I'm laughing my ass off right now, but this was spot on all of it. Great post Orion. Seriously, spot on.
You're so in love that you two look like the most robotic, stiff, and most non-chemically connected couple ever in your own "wedding" photos and staged event pics in general. The pic on the couch with the background looking like a war torn hooker's boudior, looks like he's simultaneously fondling her balls while trying to make sure her drunk ass doesn't fall off the sofa. Awkward hand placement whenever these two are together and totally unnatural. Odd! She just looks frightened.
You tell Danny's pedohile puppet looking self to Tweet a blurry photo for *proof* you're not a homo before you dash off to troll Prince's message board and jerk off to Asian Street Hookers Volume 50-11 while your "wife" stays and parties with the real people she likes.
Sit the fuck down Sybil. Learn to control yourself before you control others.
Orionslavegirl1 wrote:I have come to the realization that there are three types of people in this thread:
The Drunk/High ones (hey I usually come in here WASTED)
The ones loving this trainwreck(most of us)
and the ones who need to shut the hell up forever.
I wish Filamena/Mariqueen & Trent/Grumpy would shut the hell up forever. No one is buying their "we are in love" crap. Even the real NIN fans are taking to other sites to bash him. That dress is a joke. You are either a celeb or a fucking hipster ( someone please submit some of the wedding pictures to the blog LOOK AT THIS FUCKING HIPSTER for the lulz) because a celeb wants to be in the public eye and puts on a front.They would have wanted The Wedding to be a real class affair.For Example: Dress by Vera Wang, Shoes by Jimmy Choo. Hair by some gay dude not her fiance. His tux by Armani and not Sears. The cake by a celeb cake dude like the Ace of Cakes and food by someone like Wolfgang Puck. They would have had a wedding planner that would have planned the perfect affair down to the last detail- it would have taken months to plan. Especially if David Bowie was flown in for the reception ( I watch waaaaaay to much E!)
]But she had to invite her friends(what a classless bunch. If someone gave me a picture of their ass at my wedding i would have choked a bitch) and he had to go back to the bottle to cope. There were crappy Goth curtains, chandeliers and her dress cost 19.99.Where are the black roses,the snake charmer and some shitty indy band. I am surprised not to see Spike Jonze walking around. I notice that only his asskissers were at the wedding- the members of the band weren't included unless they were pathetic like Danny.I guess Trent paid him because last time i checked he was doing JACK SHIT.I notice there precious few pictures of HIM and especially of him and HIS friends from the reception.I am betting he is STILL trying to micromanage his image (or what is left of it) or that the rumor that he skipped out and went home to take his Geritol and watch Matlock were true.
No one buys it-And seriously NO ONE CARES