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:lol:
Oh wow.....so along with the silly pics, the baby lies begin. I follow "Brooklynvegan" and someone tweeted that to him.
TR, stop feeding fans what to Tweet. Some guy who can't even spell your name right too. The "miscarriage" will be tragic and be epic to push a new album. LOW.
BTW, that address is an Old Navy in Los Angeles. :lol:

Ted(InsideTedsHead):
@brooklynvegan NIN News! Trent Rezno's wife Mariqueen is due with their first child in October.
about 3 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to brooklynvegan
Reply Retweet NIN News! Trent Rezno's wife Mariqueen is due with their first child in October. Big Congratulations! http://myloc.me/4dLcy
about 3 hours ago from UberTwitter
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Is he actually ON prednisone? I just looked it up. Supposedly if you have depression, mental illness, you shouldn't take it. Also saw that it can CAUSE depression. And yep, caught that it can cause bloating and rapid weight gain. What would he be taking it for?

But I still believe he's boozing again. How can an ex alcoholic be 'married' to a drinker and NOT drink?

Have his fingers always been so damn stubby? Or is that another recent development?
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Yeah right she's knocked up. Maybe with some pitbull/human/hobbit hybrids. :lol:

Old Navy, huh? Didn't we all say the 'wedding' pics looked like Old Navy or GAP ads? LMAO.

Ironic.
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I didn't know he married Tila Tequila....

Because this sure sounds like her kind of drams

edit- I am waiting for the ultrasound pics. *pops popcorn and waits*
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Remember they pulled this shit last summer when someone wrote "Congrats on your pregnancy"
on her Facebook. LAME. I've said it once, I'll say it again, timing derailed this whole whack ass
stunt. The baby is coming in October! I got "knocked up" in January, now it's February
and I'm going to tell everyone! :roll:
If my dumb ass friend asked me to Tweet some shit like that, I"d knock her upside her head.
The IQ in LA is low as hell.
I wonder if the PhantomImaginary Children are going to be "Plump and Unattractive."
:lol:
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heyyyyyyyyyyyyy....both their twitter accounts went POOF again. :roll: Wonder what fuckery they are up to now.
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I can see them.
citrinecastle wrote:heyyyyyyyyyyyyy....both their twitter accounts went POOF again. :roll: Wonder what fuckery they are up to now.
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i looked up th e Brooklyn Vegan and that post seems to be gone
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Well damn! Why can't I see them? Do you guys follow them or do a search for them? I just do the search thing. Maybe thats the problem
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Well see, he never responded to it. Someone Tweeted it to him. He ignored it, smartly.

Oh yes, and exactly a year from the "wedding" date. :lol: These two smoke huge blunts because none of their thoughts are right. They're like Cheech and Chong.

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RichardL wrote:Here's the new ? picture Trent just posted on nin.com to get the fans and the media to start talking about him so the pathetic person who hates his fans can stay relevant.

http://www.nin.com/newspost/uploaded_im ... 772509.jpg
His gimmicks have gotten so old, just like Trent.
exactly! what you mean no RING shot either??? come on Trent...your plump fans want to see the world's tiniest handcuffs on your chubby digit
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bronzecookie81 wrote:Well see, he never responded to it. Someone Tweeted it to him. He ignored it, smartly.

Oh yes, and exactly a year from the "wedding" date. :lol: These two smoke huge blunts because none of their thoughts are right. They're like Cheech and Chong.

Orionslavegirl1 wrote:i looked up th e Brooklyn Vegan and that post seems to be gone

Little Hobbits due in October...right around Hallowe'en...congrats to Bilbo and Frodo Baggins!
"A recent promotional image from How To Destroy Angels is the first solid evidence to confirm rumors that Reznor's nose has gone missing. On a positive note, it appears as if his neck has been reunited after a lengthy absence."~tdc
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Wikkedsyn wrote:
bronzecookie81 wrote:Well see, he never responded to it. Someone Tweeted it to him. He ignored it, smartly.

Oh yes, and exactly a year from the "wedding" date. :lol: These two smoke huge blunts because none of their thoughts are right. They're like Cheech and Chong.

Orionslavegirl1 wrote:i looked up th e Brooklyn Vegan and that post seems to be gone

Little Hobbits due in October...right around Hallowe'en...congrats to Bilbo and Frodo Baggins![/quote]

HAHAHAHA!

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Whatever the sex

Its gonna be a short,angry and a Ginger.. You can't hide your disabilities T.
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Orionslavegirl1 wrote:Whatever the sex

Its gonna be a short,angry and a Ginger.. You can't hide your disabilities T.
I'd hate to be the nanny of THAT description! :lol:

Who am I kidding? He'll just let the dogs raise it.
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No. The baby's nanny is gonna be built by Apple.

..I feel sorry if its a girl...corseted by god? Oh lord. She is going to drop the poor kids IQ in three seconds
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This imaginary child will have 100 jobs in the NIN camp like the Jamaicans in NYC. Just angry
as fuck for being brought into this shit. :lol: The child's first words will be, "publicity stunt",
"I hate you you rabid Cunt" and "Why is my Twitter/Facebook/computer locked??"
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Orionslavegirl1 wrote:Whatever the sex

Its gonna be a short,angry and a Ginger.. You can't hide your disabilities T.
I'd hate to be the nanny of THAT description! :lol:

Who am I kidding? He'll just let the dogs raise it.
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MariQueen= Mommy Dearest


"I SAID NO WIRE HANGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Like Peter told Brian on Family Guy, "I thought I'd let you raise me and Lois' kid again."
:lol:
I'd trust my child to a Greyhound before I would HairyQueen.
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I bet my butt any child popping out of that woman is gonna look like one of those Bratz dolls. :lol: Big lips and spooky eyes, trampy makeup, fuck me heels and slutty clothing. Poor kid probably won't even own a single pair of underwear as per Mommy Dearest's childraising skills.

If it's female, her name will be Princess Hobbit Reznor. Boy: Prince Stompy Reznor.
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BWAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
LMAO
The child's other first words will be, "PICK A COLOR" all loud and shit when visitors come over. :lol:

It's quite funny this board gets visited by a certain troll last night, then this bullshit starts today.

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BINGO.

warmleatherette wrote:Child's other first words will be "We Aint Here....Comeback Later" "YOU LIKE? I GIVE YOU DISCOUNT" :lol:

Picture this scenario......in the depths of PR HELL.

Alluding to baby...while gearing for a Trent Reznor album and ? images....oh this will be going on for months .....Pink Trent and Tamar(sporting black big country disco grease hairdo) Congrats Reznor first baby .....no more talk about it....they make a disclosure about "losing" "miscarriage" for more gossip and attention seeking from the press. Release album tour dates sit NINTARDS will go and eat and feel sorry for his lost all at once.
The End.

bronzecookie81 wrote:BWAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
LMAO
The child's other first words will be, "PICK A COLOR" all loud and shit when visitors come over. :lol:

It's quite funny this board gets visited by a certain troll last night, then this bullshit starts today.

warmleatherette wrote:WOW this is soo exciting and entertaining. I'm bidding the first child be a girl and they can name her Madison, she can start turning tricks and being a massage parlor diva in no time flat. First toy a tambourine for a rattle.
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Or they'll sink real low and claim to have a baby with some kind of defect and ask everyone to donate to Baby Elephantitis of the Genitals Sufferers or some such shit.
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Here ya go: Q's next shopping binge will be here:


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Hell have no fury like a Banned nin fan with Photoshop skills

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Love that list! :lol:

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How dare GenstarChild, Mariqueen's best friend, make indirect hidden comments about the ethereal Pink and her body on twitter. Pink is beautiful and just awesome. Look in the mirror Genstarchild, you are not what dreams are made of!!!! Billions of people love Pink.

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Charlie's elderly Colonel Sanders looking ass could only dream of abs like that. Genstar needs to be bound and gagged.
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how did i ever survive life without an MS-20? god damn, this sounds good. about 3 hours ago via web


is she kidding? this bitch cant even play the fucking keyboard.. like it would matter WHAT she used before.. now that she's married to TR she's pretending she has the slightest clue about ANYTHING music.. i rage lol.
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