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amouthfulofsin220 wrote:
Wikkedsyn wrote: And that today children, is what they call a whore...someone who has to brag about it, to make it true(questionable mind ya..cause if one did sleep with all those awesome musicians, they wouldn't have to come to a gossip ho board and say they did).....almost like Q, with that "engagement" ring that she was flaunting for the past 8 years?!
Keep saying it, and you will believe it...are you trying to prove to us, that rock royalty wanted your cunt or yourself?!
I won't fault you for stating the obvious, but there's a fatal flaw in your statement...

Apparently, Lydia's a groupie, a woman who sleeps with musicians because they're in super awesome rawk bands - the utter scourge of the girlfriends :evil: - and the number one perk of being in a band, but as ERIC ADAMS says, I digress:

That's what groupies do, they sleep with these men, compare and contrast, swapping rock star cock stories like second hand junk at the local Lutheran swap meet/picnic...and there have been some who not only brag about it, or make it a career to bed these men, but who've gone as far as to write books about their conquests, such as Ms. Pam Des Barres, and MS's own maven, SinCity.

Here's the thing:

If this was Westboro Baptist Church's local christian single's meet/greet board, then maybe it would be justified to dogpile her for being the open minded, freewheelin' woman that she is...but this is the Ho (short for WHORE) Board - a second home, so to speak. if anything, she's the one who should be dogpiling us for being here, and insult our normal length skirts, still tight vaginas, and healthy self esteems...


P.S. - Just to make things crystal clear, Lydia - I'm not jealous.


LMAO. Who would be? Can you imagine the delightful concoction of STDs lurking about in that hoohoo? Hell, it might even be nuclear toxic and causes strange sponge life creatures crawling out of all orifices!

You know, congrats on one's conquests and all Lydia :roll: But really, I'd rather remain varmint free and bypass the genital warts and all...just doesn't DO to be itchy and scratchy down below when cornering some cleanly manly bits.
I guess shame on us for not doin tha deal an' gettin' us some funky vajayjays. :wink:
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...when cornering some cleanly manly bits.
Citrine, that was hilarious...I'm going to have to use that in casual conversation sometime 8)
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The mystery behind the two facebooks?

http://www.facebook.com/search/?q=mariq ... 9086691..1

this one is a "for fun" group..how lucky is she to have her own "fan group"
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Sweet Jebus, the fuckery never ends. That girl who created the page needs to find the nearest corner and hide in it. Uber fail.

Wikkedsyn wrote:The mystery behind the two facebooks?

http://www.facebook.com/search/?q=mariq ... 9086691..1

this one is a "for fun" group..how lucky is she to have her own "fan group"
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amouthfulofsin220 wrote:
...when cornering some cleanly manly bits.
Citrine, that was hilarious...I'm going to have to use that in casual conversation sometime 8)

All I could think of when posting that ( and what lead me to post it) was this guy that was the brother of my hubby's bassist. Several years ago. This ass was married to the most stiff necked straight laced bitch ever. We're talking apple head dolls in her bathroom, goose motifs and wood carvings, plaid button up shirts buttoned to the very top button under her coveralls and poodle perm with the hair bear poof/bangs. In the late 90's. Early 2000s.

This dude was always yanking at his balls and scratching away to the point it looked painful.Always wondered about those 2.

Compared to a bassist I was with in my teens...that asshole was so clean he wouldn't tolerate a female with a stray eyebrow hair out of place...and NO body hair AT ALL, and he was with some very questionable females.

Clean males....a rare and demented breed. Worth the time? I don't know....on one hand we have Mr Itchy Scratchy married to Ms Prim who somehow has contracted crotch critters... on the other we have Mr Shave It All Off Until You Look Like A 9 Year Old.

Both...disturbing.

But hey, if you can use that phrase anytime in casual convo, let me know how it goes, LMAO.
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bronzecookie81 wrote:Sweet Jebus, the fuckery never ends. That girl who created the page needs to find the nearest corner and hide in it. Uber fail.

Wikkedsyn wrote:The mystery behind the two facebooks?

http://www.facebook.com/search/?q=mariq ... 9086691..1

this one is a "for fun" group..how lucky is she to have her own "fan group"
Oh god...someone slip some trazadone and some Halcion along with some moonshine into this idiot's Koolaid. I'll be baking some cookies with razor blades for her.

Cringeworthy. Complete.
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Like I've said before, they're really looking for that elusive *mirror shine* in their ass licking - if they lick enough, they might get a taste of TR (or so they think).

Here's my quandary: She looks good in some of those pics, and my question is this...
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Why, oh why didn't she look that good in some of the candids she took with TR?? She's a hippie dippy hipster, and her body is tiny and cute, why isn't a mod outfit simply a thrift store shopping spree away??

I mean, I get the bashing, it's three parts genuine disgust and one part frustrated lust (in some cases), but she's not *that* disgusting physically...why does she look so motherfucking miserable and she's supposedly with child?

I don't get the entertainment business version of happiness.


P.S. - Please excuse me, I'm three glasses into a good bottle of Rioja LOL
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whoa wait there are pics of her pregnant? LOL wut

I guess I missed something scrolling past all the sqwaking here.
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BaGawker2.0 wrote:whoa wait there are pics of her pregnant? LOL wut

I guess I missed something scrolling past all the sqwaking here.
LOL read the new rumor..."she's due by Oktober(fest)!"
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Why do you keep pushing that rumor MFOS? Seriously......
That was not fact, that was something I posted that was an off comment remark made by one of her silly friends from an Old Navy of all places. Disgard it...I only posted it in fun and humor, not to be taken seriously.

BTW, that's a bad picture of her. She looks greasy.
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Settle down, bronze. Like I've mentioned more than once, it's a rumor. A funny one.

It's not like I'm blind messaging people from NIN.com with fake ultrasounds LOL.

About the pic: it's the best I could find on Google at three in the morning. Says a lot, don't it?


P.S. - work when you have a wine hangover = huge FAIL :cry:
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amouthfulofsin220 wrote:Settle down, bronze. Like I've mentioned more than once, it's a rumor. A funny one.

It's not like I'm blind messaging people from NIN.com with fake ultrasounds LOL.

About the pic: it's the best I could find on Google at three in the morning. Says a lot, don't it?


P.S. - work when you have a wine hangover = huge FAIL :cry:
OUCH! Those ain't fun!

:cry:

As to the preggers rumor....wonder if Le Q ever saw it. If she did, I expect soon an excuse like back when all this shite started.....lol...."I'm not knocked up, I'm GASSY and BLOATED." :roll: :lol: Ya'll remember that? Real classy.

Probably be seeing some pics of her lighting farts, all to 'prove' her point. Oh, and to amuse Mister Stompy, of course. Because we all know how amusing he finds farts.
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Fangirl didn't even spell Reznor right
Don't bathe and have sores on their naughty parts oozing with pus, nonetheless.
And are dumb as posts. Yea. The perfect guy to lust over



In all reality, all those airbrushed pictures of MQ make her look halfway decent. I think our disgust comes from her lack of knowing what a TMI is,her constant drinking/drugging/ partying/smoking / eating/ dieting and her constant whining( she's in Europe and instead of going OH FREE TRIP TO EUROPE.. she is whining about the people/food/lack of manicure skills)

People don't like a dude who can't control his woman's mouth, fans included
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Did he Photoshop his face?? Looks weird. He looks younger or some shit.
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Probably

Or....Botox
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I don't even see that double chin he had a few months ago, nor does he look quite as waxy. Hell of a job Rob has.........

Who in the hell is this freak "Mistress Wanda" with the freaky ass Trent Doll in her busom?? Then she solidifies her crazy crackhead status by stating this gem:
I asked the universe for a "do over" today, or at least a break.

Got a pic of Trent in front of a mic in the studio....

Thank you universe for listening for once.

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citrinecastle wrote:
amouthfulofsin220 wrote:You know, congrats on one's conquests and all Lydia :roll: But really, I'd rather remain varmint free and bypass the genital warts and all...just doesn't DO to be itchy and scratchy down below when cornering some cleanly manly bits.
I guess shame on us for not doin tha deal an' gettin' us some funky vajayjays. :wink:
LOL!!! Despite having slept with many famous musicians over the years, I've never had an STD in my life. Either I'm exceptionally lucky, or these guys aren't as dirty as you would assume. In my experience, the rock scene is a much smaller world than one would think!

By the way, John 5 (John Lowery) is the only musician I know of who has been rumored to have genital warts, and from all I know, he is 100% clean of any STDs.

Maybe one day when you ladies lose the extra 50+ lbs you're carrying and get some major facial plastic surgery, you'll be able to fuck someone famous. Let me know how that goes. :lol:
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Get a self esteem Ho. How old are you?? 40+ still basing your worth on whether or not a man will fuck you.........and here's some info.......a man will get an erection for ANY woman who says yes, especially one such as yourself who'll say yes even without dinner or a kind word on his part. You're not cute, nor special. Go wash, and schedule that medical exam.
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bronzecookie81 wrote:Get a self esteem Ho. How old are you?? 40+ still basing your worth on whether or not a man will fuck you.........and here's some info.......a man will get an erection for ANY woman who says yes, especially one such as yourself who'll say yes even without dinner or a kind word on his part. You're not cute, nor special. Go wash, and schedule that medical exam.
It's so hilarious how easily you are provoked to haterade. No one has said anything about a lack of dinners, gifts, airfare or kind words except for you.

And I have an annual physical exam, as well as routine testing for STDs. As I said, 100% fresh and clean. :lol:
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Lydia wrote:
citrinecastle wrote:You know, congrats on one's conquests and all Lydia :roll: But really, I'd rather remain varmint free and bypass the genital warts and all...just doesn't DO to be itchy and scratchy down below when cornering some cleanly manly bits.


I guess shame on us for not doin tha deal an' gettin' us some funky vajayjays. :wink:
LOL!!! Despite having slept with many famous musicians over the years, I've never had an STD in my life. Either I'm exceptionally lucky, or these guys aren't as dirty as you would assume. In my experience, the rock scene is a much smaller world than one would think!

By the way, John 5 (John Lowery) is the only musician I know of who has been rumored to have genital warts, and from all I know, he is 100% clean of any STDs.

Maybe one day when you ladies lose the extra 50+ lbs you're carrying and get some major facial plastic surgery, you'll be able to fuck someone famous. Let me know how that goes. :lol:
First of all, that whole quote was Citrine...

You're not that the brightest bulb are you? You see, you made it worse by saying that the rock world is actually quite insular, because then you seem like that pretty cheerleader in HS that the whole basketball team had run a train on...the one that people whisper behind their hands around when she enters the room. Of course they're going to be nice, call you up, fly you out (on Southwest, of course :evil: ), or give you little gifts/dinners - you're their "sure thing"! Liberated woman or not, you should value yourself more highly than a 99 dollar gold bracelet and an expensive room service dinner.

Again, you pwned yourself.

I never said you were ugly, or fat...but does that really matter? there are plenty of women who post here who get flown out from all over to hang out with bands simply because they're that awesome, even if they don't look like Christy Turlington...you must be hanging out with some mega shallow dudes, and I don't envy you.

If you're telling the truth, and you are smokin' hawt, you're that woman that the "less pretty", much more respected women have a chuckle about when they go to the restroom and gossip...
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amouthfulofsin220 wrote:


If you're telling the truth, and you are smokin' hawt, you're that woman that the "less pretty", much more respected women have a chuckle about when they go to the restroom and gossip...
If she was...would she really be on the computer and going on and on about this shit? Probably not..I'm sure she would have some sort of social life, and FRIENDS and be doing something more productive than trying to prove her whoreness on a NIN thread...

I haven't went around other threads..but is she posting all these awesome details of being a whore anywhere else?
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^^ and we know he is a "catch"
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I know, right??
These are *Rob's* photos.......Quite obvious. Ol Sybil, always trying to Fool somebody or stage some shit. This is an old photo Rob snapped and it's heavily photoshopped. Look how thin he looks and youthful.
TR's probably at the gym right now staring at Dave Navarro's nipples--because he damn sure isn't doing cardio. He's busy fucking off, reading Essence Magazine and trolling the net, not in the damn studio. Those dummies on that site just believe whatever the fuck he says and take it as gospel.

warmleatherette wrote:Uhm? Why does this and the rest of these images seem old and dated like Reznor?

Rob busy looking in his photo archieves on his hard drive and photoshopping away.

I have a feeling that this new album hes going to released he record it a year or two years prior. Fat ass aint in the studio too busy, trying to get old girlfriends back, botox, and plastic surgery, and might be working out.


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cathousebabe wrote:
Wikkedsyn wrote:
If she was...would she really be on the computer and going on and on about this shit? Probably not..I'm sure she would have some sort of social life, and FRIENDS and be doing something more productive than trying to prove her whoreness on a NIN thread...

I haven't went around other threads..but is she posting all these awesome details of being a whore anywhere else?
Nope she only posts in the Jeordie White threads.

yikes...that sums it all up :lol:
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^^^^^ :shock:

Wow. Wonder if that requires douching with Comet and Lysol. :lol:
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amouthfulofsin220 wrote:First of all, that whole quote was Citrine...
Go back to her post, and that's what she had quoted as being your text. I assumed you had gone back and edited your post to remove that content.
If you're telling the truth, and you are smokin' hawt, you're that woman that the "less pretty", much more respected women have a chuckle about when they go to the restroom and gossip...
When I'm backstage, I'm too busy having fun to waste my time talking about other girls. Since you've never once been backstage, or on a tour bus, you'll never experience that side of things. You'll always be on the outside, looking in, and pretending you weren't a NIN fan 10+ years ago.
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Lydia wrote:
amouthfulofsin220 wrote:First of all, that whole quote was Citrine...
Go back to her post, and that's what she had quoted as being your text. I assumed you had gone back and edited your post to remove that content.
If you're telling the truth, and you are smokin' hawt, you're that woman that the "less pretty", much more respected women have a chuckle about when they go to the restroom and gossip...
When I'm backstage, I'm too busy having fun to waste my time talking about other girls. Since you've never once been backstage, or on a tour bus, you'll never experience that side of things. You'll always be on the outside, looking in, and pretending you weren't a NIN fan 10+ years ago.
Actually, I did fuck up when I was submitting that post. Didn't quote right.

Just clarifying. No sense yelling at the incorrect person.

I should go fix that. That's what ya get for drunk posting. :lol:
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bronzecookie81 wrote:Why do you keep pushing that rumor MFOS? Seriously......
That was not fact, that was something I posted that was an off comment remark made by one of her silly friends from an Old Navy of all places. Disgard it...I only posted it in fun and humor, not to be taken seriously.

BTW, that's a bad picture of her. She looks greasy.
Not my idea of cute at all. She still looks like a man, a greasy one at that.
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Lydia wrote: When I'm backstage, I'm too busy having fun to waste my time talking about other girls. Since you've never once been backstage, or on a tour bus, you'll never experience that side of things. You'll always be on the outside, looking in, and pretending you weren't a NIN fan 10+ years ago.
Lydia, think whatever you need to make yourself feel better...

what the fuck does it matter being one of the no face hoochies drinking up the band's booze and stealing their precious qi backstage? Or on the bus, a dubious privilege indeed ...if I ever go back, I want to be one of the acts - and give the overly entitled pieces of ass (because, honestly, that's what you are) my fart face LMAO

Get the net, you ditzy little strumpet - I didn't give a flying fig who you were fucking or how often until you started making assumptions about *why* it was some of the ladies here hadn't experienced those dizzy heights of rock star cock delight as yourself :roll: How about if they're just more discreet than you are?? Hmm?

I have a question for you:

Would you have fucked every. single. one. of those rock musicians had you met them at a bar, or at work? If they didn't have money, or fame? Without the funny clothes or the "cachet"? Would you have been proud to tell your friends about them just as soon as you were done?

If you can say "yes" to those question, you retain a semblance of your humanity...if not, just...ugh. Give yourself a hand, 'cause you're a whore - and I use that word deliberately.

>>the punchline of all this is that you must be a bad whore, 'cause you're super crotchety, comin' up in here and blasting everyone and everything...I imagine good whores are always cheerful, since they're always high on endorphins and all 8)<<
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