So take a talentless hack add some of her husbands b-side junk from his previous 2 albums and you get this.
Lets hear the singing shall we?
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOl
don't you love the way they show her fingers?
I just imagine TRont: "aha. This will show them my wife isn't musical inept." five minutes of *repetitous twisting of knob and storkig of plastic* later.
Yeah that's some flash production but a drum machine and reverb ain't gonna make no rock n roll hall of fame entry.
no talent needed to turn knobs and pulling on tape....concealed wedding ring?
give any moron a tape machine, drum machine and they can release an album...sad day indeed
"A recent promotional image from How To Destroy Angels is the first solid evidence to confirm rumors that Reznor's nose has gone missing. On a positive note, it appears as if his neck has been reunited after a lengthy absence."~tdc
BaGawker2.0 wrote:come on really ? thats it? lol whoamiamiwhatiam is cooler. omg that shit was funny. dude it sounds like something being fast forwarded
like other things Trent has done in the past, copying from others....go figure this..
"A recent promotional image from How To Destroy Angels is the first solid evidence to confirm rumors that Reznor's nose has gone missing. On a positive note, it appears as if his neck has been reunited after a lengthy absence."~tdc
BaGawker2.0 wrote:come on really ? thats it? lol whoamiamiwhatiam is cooler. omg that shit was funny. dude it sounds like something being fast forwarded
like other things Trent has done in the past, copying from others....go figure this..
Of course they show her fingers, like it's something erotic. Blargh.
Overall, my opinion is....WHAT THE FUCK????? Is he REALLY putting that crap out? Is her ass going to be singing on it? Someone stick his ass in a mental home after having his damn old man ears checked, that was AWFUL. There was not a single thing even cool with that. My cat could fart a better tune for fuck's sake.
One of Nyke's friends really does post here though. A long time ago she posted the address of a place and a restaurant where her and Trent always were.
I should ask him how many times Trent's been to the STD clinic after having sex with Rentaqueen
Interesting...I like how there's pencil marks above that thing she was pulling so she knows where to put her fingers. Mad Skillz!
Musically, that taste sounded like what I figured it would sound like... She doesn't have much a voice (I'm not trying to be mean, it's just a fact) , so she needs all that going on to kinda cover up that fact.
TR produced MM, and that fucker couldn't sing for shit, but they made it work (although it helped that Brian could put on a *hell* of a show).
We'll soon see whether he still has the touch.
Your voice is the delicate string, the sound of my name on your lips the gentle tug that keeps me grounded...
Oh, and to the ass pirate that said my song parodies suck, I'll be writing several parodies of 'Only' just to make your viewing pleasure hell. Starting with a version directed towards your sad ass and your Cult.com cohorts. And I'll keep posting them, and posting them, and posting them....
Hope you enjoy.
Now take your number and go stand in line to suck Trent's crusty old man balls.
I was gonna say I couldn't believe those two tacky fuckfaces would so blatantly rip off coil like that, but Ternt began his "career" by ripping off Skinny Puppy & Ministry, so- not surprised.
I think I just saw a tear erupt. By the way, what ever happened to "I.AM.YOUR.WORST.FUCKING.NIGHTMARE.GUARANTEED."
So far, no nightmares. Just dreams where Jar takes it nice and sweet in the ass. He's sitting right here btw.... trying to prevent me from posting that remark. oh well.
Edit: Where the fuck is my sammich Candee. WHERE? Get back into the kitchen, and make me a motherfucking sammich.
citrinecastle wrote:Oh, and to the ass pirate that said my song parodies suck, I'll be writing several parodies of 'Only' just to make your viewing pleasure hell. Starting with a version directed towards your sad ass and your Cult.com cohorts. And I'll keep posting them, and posting them, and posting them....
Hope you enjoy.
Now take your number and go stand in line to suck Trent's crusty old man balls.
sevenfire2 wrote:
So far, no nightmares. Just dreams where TRont takes it nice and sweet in the ass. He's sitting right here btw.... trying to prevent me from posting that remark. oh well.
Nonono. no. You are a desirer of sodomy with TRONT. Not me.
Stop correcting me sweetcakes, it's your ass I want, not Trent's... and seriously this time. STOP fiddling with my guitar, I've got that thing tuned... finally.
Also, I fully expect you ready for sex and bare assed when I get home.
(sorry about this everyone, he's been touchy since he's come out... you know how it goes)
jar wrote:Nonono. no. You are a desirer of sodomy with TRONT. Not me.
sevenfire2 wrote:Stop correcting me sweetcakes, it's your ass I want, not Trent's... and seriously this time. STOP fiddling with my guitar, I've got that thing tuned... finally.
Also, I fully expect you ready for sex and bare assed when I get home.
(sorry about this everyone, he's been touchy since he's come out... you know how it goes)
jar wrote:Nonono. no. You are a desirer of sodomy with TRONT. Not me.
You are so lucky I don't live in North Dakota. SOOOOO LUCKY.
Dude, you're sitting right next to me, I know you don't "live" here. But, visiting isn't living with me.
Edit: Also, feel free to submit with specificity what you would do if you did live here. I'm thinking, specific actions, times, dates, locations... et al.
jar wrote:You are so lucky I don't live in North Dakota. SOOOOO LUCKY.
Urban Dictionary wrote:These people talk about how much ass they kick and how they could take on the world single handedly, when in reality, quiver at such ideas of someone who dosen't like them finding them in their parents basement where they thought they were safe. Internet Tough Guys should be regarded as the lowest form of life on Earth. 99% of the time they are liars, who will make completely bogus claims of being 7 feet tall, 400 pounds of pure muscle, and bench 700.
Often they have bullshit stories to accompany such shitty claims like "I've wrestled a bear and a lion at the same time, and I kicked both of their asses with ease!" or "I'm a pro boxer who beat Mike Tyson in a backyard brawl with no gloves!" They often reply with sayings such as "fuck you", "i'll kick you ass", "your luckee that i cant get you", and the ever popular "where do you live and ill beat you ass". All threats by Internet Tough Guys should be promply backed up with "Try it with a nerd who buys into your tough guy bullshit".
Urban Dictionary wrote:These people talk about how much ass they kick and how they could take on the world single handedly, when in reality, quiver at such ideas of someone who dosen't like them finding them in their parents basement where they thought they were safe. Internet Tough Guys should be regarded as the lowest form of life on Earth. 99% of the time they are liars, who will make completely bogus claims of being 7 feet tall, 400 pounds of pure muscle, and bench 700.
Often they have bullshit stories to accompany such shitty claims like "I've wrestled a bear and a lion at the same time, and I kicked both of their asses with ease!" or "I'm a pro boxer who beat Mike Tyson in a backyard brawl with no gloves!" They often reply with sayings such as "fuck you", "i'll kick you ass", "your luckee that i cant get you", and the ever popular "where do you live and ill beat you ass". All threats by Internet Tough Guys should be promply backed up with "Try it with a nerd who buys into your tough guy bullshit".
OH A HOH HOHO HOH OHHOH
you've got my ticket con-blast-it!
Now I am going to ignore you before I get yelled at for feeding the trolls.
What are you talking about? "NIN Got Some Crazy Bitches, Part Trois"
This is the regularly scheduled program.
amouthfulofsin220 wrote:Seriously boys - grow up. Just whip out the tape measures and settle this thing once and for all, so we can get back to regularly scheduled program.
You're right here in this thread with me playing along, so you are just as fucking crazy as I am. Not that there's anything wrong with being a crazy bitch, other than you know being a crazy bitch.
amouthfulofsin220 wrote:Okay - so you're a crazy bitch (as if I didn't already know that)