THE LA LAKERS 2010 NBA CHAMPIONS!!!

[Skate4RnR]

You're higher than a hippie on pay day. KG has one leg, Ray Allen is one year shy of being washed up, Sheed doesn't care and is washed up and their bench is shallower than a kiddie pool.

Funny.

[Rainbow Bright]

Pritchard needs to shop Rudy, Batum and The Vanilla Godzilla. I'd try for Amar'e, however I would be hesitant. Mainly because he needs a guy like Nash to feed him downlow. And Portland doesn't have a guy like that. And he'd probably throw a shitfit at being the fourth option. Maybe we can bribe Steve Kerr for the return of Channing Frye. Or see if Pookie want's a paycut and doesn't want to be the no.1 guy.

[grishnak boss]

"Lakers defeat the Jazz in Game 1 of playoff series"

LIKE IT WOULD GO ANY OTHER WAY

HAND THE DAMN TROPHY ALREADY FAGGOTS!!"!#!"#$!

HERE WE GO, EAT SHIT - FUCK YOU ALL FAT COUCH SLOBS!!!!!

[Skate4RnR]

Pretty boring game today, loved watching Kobe shoot. I hate the Jazz but I like Boozer. I wish that was my last name. Dumb messican.

[LAglamrocker]

Lakers 2nd round doesn't even feel real, more like a summer league game series

[Rainbow Bright]

"Lakers defeat the Jazz in Game 1 of playoff series"

LIKE IT WOULD GO ANY OTHER WAY

HAND THE DAMN TROPHY ALREADY FAGGOTS!!"!#!"#$!

HERE WE GO, EAT SHIT - FUCK YOU ALL FAT COUCH SLOBS!!!!!

Bravo. You beat a team that's minus Dolph Lungren's kid. I fucking loathe the Jazz and everyone associated with it save for John Stockton. Here's hoping the Jazz push Kobeh to seven.

[Skate4RnR]

Bravo. You beat a team that's minus Dolph Lungren's kid. .

THAT'S what I told my friend last night!

[grishnak boss]

Here's hoping the Jazz push Kobeh to seven.

The Lakers become almost unbeatable here in the postseason, winning 38 of their last 44 playoff games at Staples.

IT'S OVER, YOU OBESE FUCKERS, OOOOOVER!!!!

[Rainbow Bright]

True, I'll give you that. But, The Lake Show does have one obstacle in the West:

[Skate4RnR]

True, I'll give you that. But, The Lake Show does have one obstacle in the West:

Same shit, different season.

[Rainbow Bright]

Touche!

However, unlike every other year where I had Los Suns going deep, this incarnation could actually do it.

Remember Bert Favor's last season in Green Bay before he shot himself in the foot in the NFC Championship game by playing like a kid out there? He was like a Tecmo Bowl QB. That squad knew that this was his last chance of going out on top like Elway, and they killed themselves week in and week out to get to the NFC title game.

The Suns are in the same boat. Instead of a vicodin addicted hick that thinks he's Wyatt Earp, you got Captain Canada trying to be John Stockton without the Short-Shorts. Nash is 36 and has a bad back and a bum hip. Grant Hill was in NBA Jam T.E. on the Super Nintendo. Since the trade deadline, Alvin Gentry has morphed the bench into almost a second starting lineup. Jason Richardson is playing like his 2007 stint in Golden State. And, at least for the moment, Amar'e is playing like he actually cares. Not to mention the steal of the year in Channing Frye lighting it up from downtown. These guys know that this is it; the last hurrah for both Hill and Nash. Barring injury or Bruce Bowen like thuggery, they have the best shot of stopping La Mamba and Ron-Ron in the Bestern Conference. And last time Kobe faced Nashty? The epic 3-1 comeback that had Kobe throwing a shitfit afterwards.

[Skate4RnR]

Can the same be said for the Spurs in a way? I know they're 0-2 right now.

[grishnak boss]

Jazz can't solve the Lakers

Utah has lost 16 consecutive road games to the Lakers and is on the verge of being eliminated by them for the third year in a row. But the Jazz denies any mental blocks.

[dtmfs]

Ugly, ugly game by Boston tonight, just when I thought they were somewhat healthy and looking refreshed they get hammered at home. They have only them selves to blame, they got soft in game 1 and let the Cavs roar back. Two more L's like that and You better get Satan ready to make me a sig.

[Rainbow Bright]

Can the same be said for the Spurs in a way? I know they're 0-2 right now.

No. Outside of Parker, Ginobli and Duncan, the Spurs haven't performed well at all this series. Phoenix has kept George Hill in check and Richard Jefferson has ended up a bust in San Antonio. Unless Pops can find a Lazarus Pit to dunk Bruce Bowen and Robert Horry into, they're done in 5.

Amusing note: The Suns have not lost a playoff game thus far this season when down by double digits.

Another amusing note: Ron Ron called out Phil Jackson via Twitter.

[Rorysfan]

IT'S BECAUSE THE FUCKING REFS HAVE WON TWO OF THE THREE GAMES VS THE JAZZ!!! BUSS IS EITHER PAYING THEM OFF WITH $$$ OR LAKER GIRL WHORES OR BOTH! BOOZER GETS ABSOLUTELY CLUBBED UNDER THE BASKET AND NOTHING IS CALLED!!!!! GUARENDAMNTEE YOU THAT IF THAT WAS KOBE OR GASOL THEY WOULD HAVE GONE TO THE LINE!! FAKERS ARE THE CHEATREOTS OF THE NBA!!!

[Out Of The Cellar]

Fuck. Lakers win again. Fuck that.

[johnk5150]

Touche!

However, unlike every other year where I had Los Suns going deep, this incarnation could actually do it.

Remember Bert Favor's last season in Green Bay before he shot himself in the foot in the NFC Championship game by playing like a kid out there? He was like a Tecmo Bowl QB. That squad knew that this was his last chance of going out on top like Elway, and they killed themselves week in and week out to get to the NFC title game.

The Suns are in the same boat. Instead of a vicodin addicted hick that thinks he's Wyatt Earp, you got Captain Canada trying to be John Stockton without the Short-Shorts. Nash is 36 and has a bad back and a bum hip. Grant Hill was in NBA Jam T.E. on the Super Nintendo. Since the trade deadline, Alvin Gentry has morphed the bench into almost a second starting lineup. Jason Richardson is playing like his 2007 stint in Golden State. And, at least for the moment, Amar'e is playing like he actually cares. Not to mention the steal of the year in Channing Frye lighting it up from downtown. These guys know that this is it; the last hurrah for both Hill and Nash. Barring injury or Bruce Bowen like thuggery, they have the best shot of stopping La Mamba and Ron-Ron in the Bestern Conference. And last time Kobe faced Nashty? The epic 3-1 comeback that had Kobe throwing a shitfit afterwards.

If the Lakers can guard whoever is playing the Suns' 3 man, it'll be a great series. Spurmania had no answer for Richardson like the Hawks had no answer for Lewis/Pietrus.

I thought this was the year of the Cav, but fuck me the Magic aren't just winning, they're destroying all comers.

[johnk5150]

IT'S BECAUSE THE FUCKING REFS HAVE WON TWO OF THE THREE GAMES VS THE JAZZ!!! BUSS IS EITHER PAYING THEM OFF WITH $$$ OR LAKER GIRL WHORES OR BOTH! BOOZER GETS ABSOLUTELY CLUBBED UNDER THE BASKET AND NOTHING IS CALLED!!!!! GUARENDAMNTEE YOU THAT IF THAT WAS KOBE OR GASOL THEY WOULD HAVE GONE TO THE LINE!! FAKERS ARE THE CHEATREOTS OF THE NBA!!!

Boozer missed 3 point blank shots last night including a fucking dunk. Did the refs cause that too?

[Rainbow Bright]

Rondo just Hulked out. I might have to retract my statement about the Celtics being done in quick by the LeBrons.

[Rainbow Bright]

Touche!

However, unlike every other year where I had Los Suns going deep, this incarnation could actually do it.

Remember Bert Favor's last season in Green Bay before he shot himself in the foot in the NFC Championship game by playing like a kid out there? He was like a Tecmo Bowl QB. That squad knew that this was his last chance of going out on top like Elway, and they killed themselves week in and week out to get to the NFC title game.

The Suns are in the same boat. Instead of a vicodin addicted hick that thinks he's Wyatt Earp, you got Captain Canada trying to be John Stockton without the Short-Shorts. Nash is 36 and has a bad back and a bum hip. Grant Hill was in NBA Jam T.E. on the Super Nintendo. Since the trade deadline, Alvin Gentry has morphed the bench into almost a second starting lineup. Jason Richardson is playing like his 2007 stint in Golden State. And, at least for the moment, Amar'e is playing like he actually cares. Not to mention the steal of the year in Channing Frye lighting it up from downtown. These guys know that this is it; the last hurrah for both Hill and Nash. Barring injury or Bruce Bowen like thuggery, they have the best shot of stopping La Mamba and Ron-Ron in the Bestern Conference. And last time Kobe faced Nashty? The epic 3-1 comeback that had Kobe throwing a shitfit afterwards.

If the Lakers can guard whoever is playing the Suns' 3 man, it'll be a great series. Spurmania had no answer for Richardson like the Hawks had no answer for Lewis/Pietrus.

I thought this was the year of the Cav, but fuck me the Magic aren't just winning, they're destroying all comers.

The Magic also play in the East. Aside from Boston, Orlando and Cleveland, the Leastern Conference is one big stretch of mediocrity and failure. The Eastern Conference Finals will be a test for them.

The Suns-Lakers playoffs will be amazing. Granted not Chicago/Boston amazing but still mind blowingly awesome.

[Tymaster]

The "gasping" sound everyone just heard was the entire state of Ohio starting to really worry about the fate of this years Cavs squad..............

[Rainbow Bright]

Suns just KOed the Spurs.

[Skate4RnR]

Suns just KOed the Spurs.

This Lakers/Scums matchup is gonna fucking rule!

Teams do well without that big anchor Shaq. I know, Cleveland, I know.

[Out Of The Cellar]

I fuckin' loved it when Rondo saved the ball by throwing it to Varejao's balls. Go Celtics!

[Tenacious_Dio]

As much as I ripped the Bobcats, at least they put up more of a fight than the Hawks.

[grishnak boss]

Rondo just Hulked out. I might have to retract my statement about the Celtics being done in quick by the LeBrons.

Ron Borges of the Boston Herald: "The Big Three owe The Little One big time because yesterday he was Big Time. Were it not for the peerless four quarters played by Rajon Rondo at the Garden, the Cleveland Cavaliers might well be at home tomorrow night holding a 3-1 lead in the Eastern Conference semifinal playoffs. They are not because the smallest man on the floor was the biggest man in the game, a fact the biggest man in the league grudgingly acknowledged after Rondo finished off his Cavs. 'He does everything for them,' LeBron James said after Rondo had 29 points, a playoff career-high 18 rebounds and 13 assists in a 97-87 Celtics victory that evened the series at 2-2. 'They may be one of the oldest teams but Rondo is one of the youngest players in the playoffs. His quickness and his speed get them out on the break and he creates for himself and creates for others. It doesn’t matter if those guys are running with him or not, I think it starts with Rondo. He’s kind of their energy. 'His performance was unbelievable. Rondo was definitely the difference maker. He plays much bigger than what he looks.' Yesterday he looked like Magic Johnson and played like Oscar Robertson. He scored like LeBron James and rebounded like Wilt Chamberlain. He passed like Bob Cousy and ran the team like Gen. Patton."

IMPRESSIVE

[grishnak boss]

IT'S BECAUSE THE FUCKING REFS HAVE WON TWO OF THE THREE GAMES VS THE JAZZ!!! BUSS IS EITHER PAYING THEM OFF WITH $$$ OR LAKER GIRL WHORES OR BOTH! BOOZER GETS ABSOLUTELY CLUBBED UNDER THE BASKET AND NOTHING IS CALLED!!!!! GUARENDAMNTEE YOU THAT IF THAT WAS KOBE OR GASOL THEY WOULD HAVE GONE TO THE LINE!! FAKERS ARE THE CHEATREOTS OF THE NBA!!!

HOW THE UTAH LOSS LOST GAME 3:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYlNNnI6 ... r_embedded



HOW MANY MORMONS WILL HIT THEIR WIVES THIS WEEK?

[Rainbow Bright]

When did the Suns sign the Toxic Avenger?

[Heenan Snuka]

This Lakers/Scums matchup is gonna fucking rule!

another dummy that doesn't keep track of regular season matchup history

the Lakers will kill, maybe even sweep, the Suns...wont be close