"The Last Living Slut"

lolo66 · Post by **lolo66** » Sun May 23, 2010 6:38 am

Hey Danger,
There is a thread all about it on the Gossip Board. Pretty damn raunchy.

viewtopic.php?f=1&t=226151

Blackie Onassis · Post by **Blackie Onassis** » Mon May 24, 2010 11:17 pm

I'd like to hear the Scott Coogan stories

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Tue May 25, 2010 8:13 am

I know most of it has been revealed on that thread, but I totally want to buy that book.

Raunch aside, there's some great stuff in that thread from people who remember her posting here and musicians who have encountered her in Europe.

It's also pretty fuckin' funny when Nicole '767 says she doesn't want the respect of a man that uses Angelfire in 2010.

Blackie Onassis · Post by **Blackie Onassis** » Tue May 25, 2010 11:04 pm

Tried to click on that guy's link to read the review and it would NOT open. Had to give up in the end. Eh, I probably would've found him a touch 'judgey' anyway.

BaGawker2.0 · Post by **BaGawker2.0** » Tue May 25, 2010 11:06 pm

how old is this fine upstanding specimen of a "lady"

vanitybinge · Post by **vanitybinge** » Thu Jun 03, 2010 7:36 am

This sounds like a great book to keep on the tour bus and flip to random pages when we're all shitfaced, I'm sure there's some great laughs and maybe even some drinking games in there.

"Ok everytime she mentions sucking a cock, drink!
Anal sex, take a shot!
rimjobs, jager bombs!"

stella_d_ella · Post by **stella_d_ella** » Thu Jun 03, 2010 6:46 pm

I actually remember that chick's "Dizzy Reed got my friend pregnant" thread. It was started sometime around 2006-2007 (on the old board, not the original, the one before this one), went about 2-3 pages.

One thing I specifically remember about the thread was her asking how she should tell Dizzy the news, and some of the Hos telling her to contact his attorney. Funny stuff.

dustbunny · Post by **dustbunny** » Sat Jun 19, 2010 3:48 pm

Meh, can I get my $17 bucks back for this book?
For someone with a master's degree she cannot write that well. I found the parts about her life in Iran to be intriguing, but the book disintegrates into her proving to everyone how low she can go to get rock star cock--B list rock star cock at that. She tries to come off as deep and real but I just get the sense that she's shallow and has no concept of real love, despite her claims that she was in luurve with Dizzy Reed. It's kinda funny how seriously she takes herself though.

toofastforlove69 · Post by **toofastforlove69** » Sun Jun 20, 2010 10:14 am

Maybe the masters degree is all in her head? She seems slightly insane to me.
The portions of that book I read that were posted online seemed like a fourteen year old girl's blog to me. I figure if you're going to publish anything, you should have some form of writing skills beyond junior high.

dustbunny · Post by **dustbunny** » Sun Jun 20, 2010 1:21 pm

toofastforlove69 wrote:Maybe the masters degree is all in her head? She seems slightly insane to me.
The portions of that book I read that were posted online seemed like a fourteen year old girl's blog to me. I figure if you're going to publish anything, you should have some form of writing skills beyond junior high.

I'm with you, toofast. The whole book reads like that; it's poorly written and it's hard to believe that this chick has a master's degree...supposedly she's now teaching at university. On what I wonder? The liberation of being pissed on and triple penetrated?

Love_Industry · Post by **Love_Industry** » Sun Jul 18, 2010 3:43 pm

dangerdiabolique wrote: she mentions being sexually abused between the ages of 5 and 10 by multiple men, so her later behavior isn't very surprising.

Why am I not surprised? Her whole approach to sex and the way she described the encounter with Towers of London in the preview reminded me of a certain ex-girlfriend´s view of sex and men. A month or two into the relationship, she told me her uncle abused her repeatedly between 6-12.

krazeebaybee · Post by **krazeebaybee** » Mon Jul 19, 2010 6:21 pm

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:I know most of it has been revealed on that thread, but I totally want to buy that book.

Raunch aside, there's some great stuff in that thread from people who remember her posting here and musicians who have encountered her in Europe.

Buy it used - seriously.

Landshark2000 · Post by **Landshark2000** » Sat Jul 31, 2010 10:22 am

krazeebaybee wrote:
CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:I know most of it has been revealed on that thread, but I totally want to buy that book.

Raunch aside, there's some great stuff in that thread from people who remember her posting here and musicians who have encountered her in Europe.
Buy it used - seriously.

I wouldn't buy anything "used" that is associated with her!

LadyJaneGrey · Post by **LadyJaneGrey** » Sat Jul 31, 2010 8:01 pm

After having read most of the book, I have to say........I must be missing something when it comes to Dizzy Reed, as I don't get the fascination with him at all.

BaGawker2.0 · Post by **BaGawker2.0** » Sun Aug 01, 2010 9:50 am

check ebay i bought a copy for 3.99 there. fuck paying 25.99 for this bitch

SwtCherriPie05 · Post by **SwtCherriPie05** » Mon Aug 02, 2010 7:11 pm

I've read bits and pieces...Stupid, stupid girl.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Mon Aug 02, 2010 11:51 pm

krazeebaybee wrote:
CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:I know most of it has been revealed on that thread, but I totally want to buy that book.

Raunch aside, there's some great stuff in that thread from people who remember her posting here and musicians who have encountered her in Europe.
Buy it used - seriously.

I got it for free.

Just got it today and haven't started yet. I think it's the kind of tome best ingested on the shitter.

Blackie Onassis · Post by **Blackie Onassis** » Tue Aug 03, 2010 1:19 pm

I kept an eye out for here at Sonisphere but I don't think there was enough crappy hair metal on the bill for her.

Cherry Chick · Post by **Cherry Chick** » Wed Aug 04, 2010 1:37 am

Her latest ramblings...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/roxana-sh ... 59276.html

Landshark2000 · Post by **Landshark2000** » Wed Aug 04, 2010 4:18 pm

Cherry Chick wrote:Her latest ramblings...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/roxana-sh ... 59276.html

Of course they're just lining up to marry her. Cum dumpsters make fantastic wife material!

drops_of_jupiter · Post by **drops_of_jupiter** » Wed Aug 04, 2010 5:04 pm

Cherry Chick wrote:Her latest ramblings...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/roxana-sh ... 59276.html

She is beyond retarded.

krazeebaybee · Post by **krazeebaybee** » Wed Aug 04, 2010 5:28 pm

Cherry Chick wrote:Her latest ramblings...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/roxana-sh ... 59276.html

Jesus Christ...I don't know who I dislike more at the moment.
Myself for reading that drivel, or her for writing it.

Stoner - the can is pretty much the perfect environment for the book.

Landshark2000 · Post by **Landshark2000** » Wed Aug 04, 2010 6:56 pm

krazeebaybee wrote:
Cherry Chick wrote:Her latest ramblings...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/roxana-sh ... 59276.html
Jesus Christ...I don't know who I dislike more at the moment.
Myself for reading that drivel, or her for writing it.

Well, since I love you to pieces, I'm going to decide this for you. I dislike her more. Bless her dented, hemorrhaging uterus and "tiny" waist!

toofastforlove69 · Post by **toofastforlove69** » Wed Aug 04, 2010 7:04 pm

Comparing choosing between two losers to Sophies Choice?
Someone needs to shoot this woman and put an end to the stupidity rampantly flowing from her.

saracapri · Post by **saracapri** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 4:26 am

That chick is super nutty. I got her book, but I too placed it in the bathroom instinctively. I don't know if it's because I'm embarrassed to even read this trash or because I just think of her as a human toilet.

Redman77 · Post by **Redman77** » Wed Aug 11, 2010 9:26 am

Aren't you afraid Mr. Capri will use it for spank material?

Landshark2000 · Post by **Landshark2000** » Wed Aug 11, 2010 12:14 pm

Redman77 wrote:Aren't you afraid Mr. Capri will use it for spank material?

Have YOU seen her "tiny waist"?

saracapri · Post by **saracapri** » Wed Aug 11, 2010 12:23 pm

Redman77 wrote:Aren't you afraid Mr. Capri will use it for spank material?

Well then, his money wasn't wasted.

dustbunny · Post by **dustbunny** » Thu Aug 12, 2010 3:01 pm

toofastforlove69 wrote:Comparing choosing between two losers to Sophies Choice?
Someone needs to shoot this woman and put an end to the stupidity rampantly flowing from her.

Well, in her mind that's what it's like. LOL. Reading her book, you get the sense that she has never experienced true intimacy in a relationship. Her description of Dizzy Reed (and most of her other conquests) are high-schoolish and shallow. I think that emotionally she's at the level of a 15 year old.

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