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Who's the biggest douche that ever posted on Sludge?
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uncle-remus wrote:You really know how to party!!Earl Skakel wrote:I love some of the guys on here calling out the Zit Tit lady for being nasty as I'm guessing we've all fucked worse.Shit, I fucked a slob once that was 250 pounds and was an A cup
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All the years I been on here, there has been some real fucktards on sludge. Rev, and dog fucker Slicer are definately medal contestants, but TMC drove me nuts with her f'n psycho-babble. I been off sludge too long, I missed a while back when ElToro and FIFI had that feud going on. It was priceless.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtGeLov2LF4
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You missed it but you know it was priceless?
EZrocker wrote:I am not an "obsessive Jani Lane fan". I don't even own a Warrant album, and I have never seen Jani live. I think Uncle Tom's Cabin is a good tune, but otherwise I could give a shit.
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The evidence speaks for itself.SoulsOfBlack wrote:You missed it but you know it was priceless?
SebastianLeeDanzig wrote:He watched me bang her, trying to cock-block by howling and being a bitch in every dog-possible way. As soon as we switched to "doggy-style" he shut up immediately
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Much like your proclivity for canine rectum.Constantine wrote:The evidence speaks for itself.SoulsOfBlack wrote:You missed it but you know it was priceless?
HeavyMetalZombie666 wrote:Of course your asshole is going to be sore when you volunteer for an asspounding and not set any boundaries at all.
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WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:Much like your proclivity for canine rectum.Constantine wrote:The evidence speaks for itself.SoulsOfBlack wrote:You missed it but you know it was priceless?
You're a mediocre poster at best and a lapdog...Cue up the Marylin Manson, and let's go to Hot Topic. Retard!
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sorry abot the way I worded my post, but if you can get a hold of a post I made about the Rainbows' anniversery's party that would clear some misconceptions. It was back in 08 in april early may.
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Danger Kitty wrote:sorry abot the way I worded my post, but if you can get a hold of a post I made about the Rainbows' anniversery's party that would clear some misconceptions. It was back in 08 in april early may.
how do u feel about 4th and B?
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UtahRatt is the biggest douch, but his uber negativity is making me develop a man crush on him.
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bonedog69 wrote:UtahRatt is the biggest douch, but his uber negativity is making me develop a man crush on him.
EZrocker wrote:I am not an "obsessive Jani Lane fan". I don't even own a Warrant album, and I have never seen Jani live. I think Uncle Tom's Cabin is a good tune, but otherwise I could give a shit.
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bonedog69 wrote:UtahRatt is the biggest douch, but his uber negativity is making me develop a man crush on him.
Blow it out your ass maxi-flooder it's not my fault you're a spineless limp wristed fanboy of a worthless drunk like Jani. What did you expect, you'd skip over to sludge and get a hug? You should be punched in the cunt just for being a nutswinger of that fucking tool. I can't wait till Jani falls off the wagon again just so you pom squad muppets will shut the fuck up.
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Grendel wrote:Anybody that doesn't like UtahRatt is a Polly Prissypants sperm-gurgling choad.
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LOL I think I am gonna call my next band the Pom Sqaud Muppets.UtahRatt wrote:bonedog69 wrote:UtahRatt is the biggest douch, but his uber negativity is making me develop a man crush on him.
Blow it out your ass maxi-flooder it's not my fault you're a spineless limp wristed fanboy of a worthless drunk like Jani. What did you expect, you'd skip over to sludge and get a hug? You should be punched in the cunt just for being a nutswinger of that fucking tool. I can't wait till Jani falls off the wagon again just so you pom squad muppets will shut the fuck up.
SeminiferousButtNoid wrote:If Muppet Butt's writing was a literary movement, it would be considered post-retarded.
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Maybe you should learn to spell squad first..
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bonedog69 wrote:I'll have you know I have a master's degree. They don't give those to igits.
poizond13 wrote:I have been very bummed out, sad and shocked for most of the night
Artemis2085 wrote:so I blurt out "I love you Paul!
Atomicpunk18 wrote:You see Black Crowes music has gotten me laid multiple times.
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I don't post much, but it seems P13 douches up EVERY FUCKING Thread on Sludge..
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bonedog69 wrote:LOL I think I am gonna call my next band the Pom Sqaud Muppets.UtahRatt wrote:bonedog69 wrote:UtahRatt is the biggest douch, but his uber negativity is making me develop a man crush on him.
Blow it out your ass maxi-flooder it's not my fault you're a spineless limp wristed fanboy of a worthless drunk like Jani. What did you expect, you'd skip over to sludge and get a hug? You should be punched in the cunt just for being a nutswinger of that fucking tool. I can't wait till Jani falls off the wagon again just so you pom squad muppets will shut the fuck up.
You should call it Faux Internet Queens.
poizond13 wrote:I have been very bummed out, sad and shocked for most of the night
Artemis2085 wrote:so I blurt out "I love you Paul!
Atomicpunk18 wrote:You see Black Crowes music has gotten me laid multiple times.
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Me.
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You're not a douche...you're just a whacked out bitch. Bat shit crazy, I tell ya.HollywoodRose wrote:Me.
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Itwalksamongus.... That guy was a total douchenozzle. He knew everything and attacked everyone with his spelling bee and grammar nonsense.
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Any Stryper fan.
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Says the guy who idolizes Ratt. I know who the newest douche to Sludge is.RATTrules wrote:Any Stryper fan.
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Tankerboy wrote:Itwalksamongus.... That guy was a total douchenozzle. He knew everything and attacked everyone with his spelling bee and grammar nonsense.
how do u know? u just arrived here
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Wasn't that douchebag you? NOW GO FUCK YOURSELVES ANUS LIIICKERS
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Definitely Itwalksamongus anusliiiiickers