Synyster Gates Married

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Big fucking deal...want a cookie? Sit your bipolar ass down and take your Lithium, bitch, or in your case your salt lick.
Your time would be better spent taking your fat ass to the gym and getting your braces off...you're almost 30 and let's face it...perfect teeth aren't gonna make your ugly ass more attractive.
How many nyms do you have on here, troll? You sound a lot like a certain crazy ass bitch on the NIN thread.
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You're grasping at straws, dear. I've been me since day 1. I don't need extra nyms. It's hilarious, really. You take time to insult someone's looks, but haven't bothered to post a pic. I'm secure in what I am. Can YOU say the same?! Facts don't change. You bitches sound retarded when you hate on the A7x wives. Now, you sound like an insecure little girl. Go play in traffic.
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Jesus, Funky - this tardastic n00b is not even worth the key strokes.

It's obvious her nym is based on what she swabs out of her lonely twat every week.

I'll bet she smells like ham.
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Eh, what can I say, Mitzi?! When you're right, you're right. HA!
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Funkychik02 wrote:You're grasping at straws, dear. I've been me since day 1. I don't need extra nyms. It's hilarious, really. You take time to insult someone's looks, but haven't bothered to post a pic. I'm secure in what I am. Can YOU say the same?! Facts don't change. You bitches sound retarded when you hate on the A7x wives. Now, you sound like an insecure little girl. Go play in traffic.
Most people don't have to post pics of themselves on Metal Sludge to prove that they are "secure" with themselves.
Bitch, you are on MY thread. If you have nothing to say about the topic, then leave. Simple as that.
Take your French Quarter hooker friend "Mitzi" with you.
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:lol: @ MY thread.
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Mitzi's a hooker?!?!

Fuck! Just when you think you know someone!
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No shit huh?
And a New Orleans hooker too!
You think she'd have invited out by this time...I'd have made that trip!
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warmleatherette wrote:WOW, this is very comical that majority of the women on this board is reduced to being haters of women who are actually fucking or been wifed up by a musician. Then you got the rest of MS(99.99%) who are fat , unattractive, scrawny, old, meth, pot heads who fantasize about being young pretty and fucking musicians...Damn...this whole board is shear luffz.
Keep up the entertainment fat, ugly, desperate has-beens.
What the fuck are you babbling about?
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You fucking love this shit, Mushmouth. You couldn't stay away if someone paid you.
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warmleatherette wrote:WOW, this is very comical that majority of the women on this board is reduced to being haters of women who are actually fucking or been wifed up by a musician. Then you got the rest of MS(99.99%) who are fat , unattractive, scrawny, old, meth, pot heads who fantasize about being young pretty and fucking musicians...Damn...this whole board is shear luffz.
Keep up the entertainment fat, ugly, desperate has-beens.
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warmleatherette wrote:Where has my MS go?
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Stoner outgif'd me ...

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That's the spirit!
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warmleatherette wrote:You tired ugly OLD fat ass bitches, need to get laid. Oh no dick don't want you two so put down the donuts and go fuck each other.

Man, I'd rather eat a box of Krispy Kremes AND Dunkin Donuts than sit around looking like the aborted fetus of Nell Carter and Nipsy Russell.

Eat a dick, you tired ass bitch.
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:lol:

"YOU'BA BE'BA AIRY'BA BODY'BA !!!!!111"

Hoodrat, please - act like you've got some motherfucking sense. This is Metal Sludge, not Compton. I never posted on that thread, you paranoid fucking crackhead.

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Don't be mad at me because you went to public school.
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Yes, you've got me all figured out, Sister Cleo. :lol:




Serious question, leatherette - why IS it so cold in The D ?
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Why, are, you, punctuating, like, William, Shatner, you, motherfucking, retard?


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You don't know how old I am anymore than you know who your father is, you ashy fucking trick baby. I suggest you get your dimpled ass off the internet and enrolled in a remedial spelling course so that you can spell more than 3 words in row a correctly and stop coming off like the poster child for public assistance
you have to be pushing mid 40's and I'm being kind.


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but no one can't hault the sands of time


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warmleatherette - perpetuating stereotypes, one post at a time.

Ignorant bitch.

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I love the NINtards - whenever they leave that thread, they're like those super deep sea creatures that explode when brought to the surface.
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It's a tie between sludger and warmleatherette.
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CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:I love the NINtards - whenever they leave that thread, they're like those super deep sea creatures that explode when brought to the surface.
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This stupid bitch is lying out of her cracked pleather pussy if she says she's been here "since the '90's."
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I'm still laughing at "hault"...
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everyone should stick to the topic and the peeps on here should take thier fighting to private messenging.
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And you should shut the fuck up, you illiterate cooze.

You're stupid, so it doesn't surprise me that you're lost.

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SanityClause wrote:I'm still laughing at "hault"...
I can heer you laffing all the way in Finlandia!
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Soooooooo...nobody has any dirt on Synyster? I don't care if he's married since I'm not going after him, he just always looked kinda kinky to me and I'm nosey like that. :mrgreen:
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