Why I'm Voting Democrat

[Nevermind]

http://www.rightklik.net/2010/10/why-im ... ocrat.html

Because I voted Republican for all those years before I died ~ cprater

Because all your freedoms and liberties ARE BELONG TO US ~ crabbycon

Because broadband is a human right ~ conservativela

Because my mother ceased my allowance and told me to get a job. Only the power of Obama can stop her madness ~ spiritofmadison

Because if I don't, the teacher will press a red button and I'll explode ~ exjon

Because I've always wanted to experience the great depression first hand ~ raging_red

Because Barbara Boxer worked so hard for her title, I just can't stand to see her lose it ~ jeffchesnut1

Because every American city can be like Detroit ~ jeromeehudson

I'm too lazy to do my own stealing. ~ iowahawkblog

I'm too lazy to move to Europe. ~ imao_

I want to see where exactly Obama is going with all this. It's even more mystifying than Lost! ~ imao_

DYING for the neighbor to redistribute his wife ~ stephenkruiser

Because my racist boss only pays me $23 an hour as an illegal maid ~ msbs05

Because Paul is entitled to Peter's money ~ adamsbaldwin

It's not fair that people with jobs have more money than I do. ~ radishthegreat

Because the Soviet Union would have worked with the right people in charge & we're going to prove it ~ johnhawkinsrwn

Who else is compassionate enough to make sure everyone has a chance at poverty? ~djsmuzz

Because global warming is more important than science ~ grivno

Because I'll be called racist if I don't ~ infidelsarecool

Because history is littered with examples of how well socialism has worked ~ alinskydefeater

Because blaming rich people is so much easier than personal responsibility ~ mlmelear

Because I get my news from the Daily Show ~ stix1972

Because paying over 40% of your income to the gov is okay but making a 3% profit is pure evil ~ diggrbiii

Because "at some point I think you've made enough money" ~ jeromeehudson

Because "I don't want my daughters to be punished with a baby" ~ jeromeehudson

Because those who create wealth should be punished for their wrongdoing ~ entropy156

I never did like incandescant light bulbs ~ resisttyranny

Because I'm not here legally ~ thomasgs

Everything wrong in my life is someone else's fault ~ soopertrev

Because I keep blaming Bush for the mess we're in but can't explain what he did to get us here ~ diggrbiii

Because we must never return to the Bush-Cheney nightmare of debt, war, and 7% unemployment ~ iowahawkblog

Because somewhere someone is making a profit. Damn it. ~ irishspy

Because it's illegal for me to steal your money myself ~ emile_husson

More reasons to vote for Democrats...

Because "any good mother would put a pillow over a severly suffering child" ~ jascharl

Because of the two intense-looking fellows with batons standing outside my precinct ~ bostonrandy

Because I find it very easy to be compassionate with other people's money ~ sasimmons

Why real Democrats are voting for Democrats:

Because this country's debt is "a myth" ~ Phil Hare

Because I wanna see the RACIST tea party folks suffer ~ mrdaveyd

Because masturbation is awesome ~ disgrasian

Because fascism is just another word for everything left to lose ~ shoq

I Don't thing [sic] My Fellow Americans are Lazy Welfare Bums ~ thenewdeal

Because Tea Partiers can't spell ~ disgrasian

Because the Other 98% of Us need Representation too ~ thenewdeal

Republicans would rather see America fail than Barack Obama be successful. Put Country first. ~ jskcknit

Because I haven't given up on Barack and I never thought he could walk on water ~ uncommonrecords

Fear is a Weapon of Mass Destruction ~ thenewdeal

Because hypocritical judgmental self-righteous teabaggers only accept an unwed teenage mom if her last name is Palin ~ luchialuchia

Bush Tax Cuts Cost Twice as Much as Health Care Reform ~ audnumber [Q: Where does the government get the money that it "spends" on tax cuts]

For me, its a desire to keep up the change we fought so hard for in 08 ~ saralang

I didn't make more than $250,000 last year ~ sarahpalinshand

I think it's what Jesus would do ~ newtwittier

Because THIS level of achievement hasn't occurred for several generations ~ karoli

[tin00can]

Because republicans constantly promise to reduce the size of government, and yet when they are in power they never do. I'd rather my vote go to the honest crook.

tin00can

[bane]

Because republicans constantly promise to reduce the size of government, and yet when they are in power they never do. I'd rather my vote go to the honest crook.

tin00can

That was good.

[Skate4RnR]

"Because if I don't, the teacher will press a red button and I'll explode ~ exjon"

The only reason the teacher would have a button is because Obama stood up like a goddamn MAN last week and told the Third Right/Christian Wrong that he would NOT cut education by 20 fucking percent!

Our future can't afford to vote Republican. Vote Republican and China has won. DO NOT PRIVATIZE SCHOOLS!

[SeminiferousButtNoid]

DO NOT PRIVATIZE SCHOOLS!

I went to private school and I'm the smartest person in all the internets. What do you think about that?

[MitziDupree]

I think Al Gore might have something to say about that.




Oh wait. He went to private school too.


Never mind.

[MasterOfMeatPuppets]

http://www.rightklik.net/2010/10/why-im ... ocrat.html


I think it's what Jesus would do ~ newtwittier

[SeminiferousButtNoid]

[Skate4RnR]

DO NOT PRIVATIZE SCHOOLS!

I went to private school and I'm the smartest person in all the internets. What do you think about that?

You do have a damn good thinkin' bone!

[vlad]

nevermind is exhibit A for NOT voting Republican.

I know that Democratic politlicians can be craven cowards when it comes to making an actual stand, but at least they don't come out against masterbation...and doesn't equate science and education with some commie plot.

edit: I'm watching the rescue of the Chilean mine workers. This ia all kinds of awesome. I am so happy for them and their families. I'd hate to be the last guy out, but here's hoping it all goes well for them.

[Skate4RnR]

I'm happy for 'em too and I'm with what Stephen Colbert said last night. Let me be the first to say...GET BACK TO WORK!

[tin00can]

nevermind is exhibit A for NOT voting Republican.

I know that Democratic politlicians can be craven cowards when it comes to making an actual stand, but at least they don't come out against masterbation...and doesn't equate science and education with some commie plot.

edit: I'm watching the rescue of the Chilean mine workers. This ia all kinds of awesome. I am so happy for them and their families. I'd hate to be the last guy out, but here's hoping it all goes well for them.

And let's all take a moment to remember is isn't a miracle that got them out of there, it was fucking science!

[tin00can]

The Cheney/Biden pic made that awesome.

[MurrayFiend]

Because I'm not here legally ~ thomasgs

Illegals can vote? Damn, America's more fucked up than I thought.