Who is on your top 5 want-to-fuck list?
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Re: Who is on your top 5 want-to-fuck list?
And by hair, you mean one.
Get off the school's computer and let the big people talk.
Get off the school's computer and let the big people talk.
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Re: Who is on your top 5 want-to-fuck list?
Watch your mouth, little boy, or I'll tell your mommy.
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Re: Who is on your top 5 want-to-fuck list?
mr.sixx wrote: You do that you gay nigger cunt twat bitch. Oh sorry did i swear again.
Oh look. You're a racist and a homophobe. That's going to make you real popular around here, C-dawg.
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Re: Who is on your top 5 want-to-fuck list?
It's funny that you don't refute the racist.
And please, if you're using the word "gay" as an insult, then you do NOT support gay rights, little mister.
I support gay rights. I like gays. Ergo, I have NEVER called you gay.
This makes you a lying racist homophobe. Shall we go for one more?
And please, if you're using the word "gay" as an insult, then you do NOT support gay rights, little mister.
I support gay rights. I like gays. Ergo, I have NEVER called you gay.
This makes you a lying racist homophobe. Shall we go for one more?
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Re: Who is on your top 5 want-to-fuck list?
Let's grade this little spittle flecked, diatribe shall we?
1. You didn't call me "fag." You attempted a school yard insult by calling me "gay." Indicating that "gay" is a bad thing. Minus one point.
2. It's impossible for a 12 year old child to speak for the entire gay population as to whether or not the word "fag" is insulting. Even if that child is gay. Which you aren't, because that would mean you'd have some semblance of cool.
Minus one point.
3. It's impossible for a chubby, white 12 year old child to speak for the entire black population as to whether or not the word "nigger" is insulting. I personally find it highly offensive, and I have no doubt that my black friends on this board would agree with me.
Minus one point.
Minus three points for run-on sentence and improper punctuation.
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1. You didn't call me "fag." You attempted a school yard insult by calling me "gay." Indicating that "gay" is a bad thing. Minus one point.
2. It's impossible for a 12 year old child to speak for the entire gay population as to whether or not the word "fag" is insulting. Even if that child is gay. Which you aren't, because that would mean you'd have some semblance of cool.
Minus one point.
3. It's impossible for a chubby, white 12 year old child to speak for the entire black population as to whether or not the word "nigger" is insulting. I personally find it highly offensive, and I have no doubt that my black friends on this board would agree with me.
Minus one point.
Minus three points for run-on sentence and improper punctuation.
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Re: Who is on your top 5 want-to-fuck list?
That's right, Ms. Dupree - send the little whippersnapper on his way.
I, on the other hand, would politely request that I stay after for some extra credit studies...
I, on the other hand, would politely request that I stay after for some extra credit studies...
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Re: Who is on your top 5 want-to-fuck list?
It's not an act. You have no insight, your opinions don't mean shit, and you know nothing about sexuality. Deal with it or toddle off to the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers board.mr.sixx wrote:You act like because I am 12 i have no insight on anything and that my opinions don't mean shit and that i don't know anybody who has come to grips with their sexuality.
Hammy - cloak closet - NOW.
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Re: Who is on your top 5 want-to-fuck list?
1. Glenn Danzig
2. Mike Patton
3. Johnny Knoxville
4. Tommy Lee
5. Johnny Kelly
2. Mike Patton
3. Johnny Knoxville
4. Tommy Lee
5. Johnny Kelly
Re: Who is on your top 5 want-to-fuck list?
half the people here have kids your age. stfu already.mr.sixx wrote:I'm used to F's. You act like because I am 12 i have no insight on anything and that my opinions don't mean shit and that i don't know anybody who has come to grips with their sexuality but whatever your just a chamelion in mainstream society.
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Re: Who is on your top 5 want-to-fuck list?
Back on topic ...
1. Rod from Gemini Five
2. Martin Sweet
3. Cat Casino
4. Jonathan Rhys Myers
5. John Sykes
1. Rod from Gemini Five
2. Martin Sweet
3. Cat Casino
4. Jonathan Rhys Myers
5. John Sykes
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Re: Who is on your top 5 want-to-fuck list?
What no Anthony Bordain?Landshark2000 wrote:Back on topic ...
1. Rod from Gemini Five
2. Martin Sweet
3. Cat Casino
4. Jonathan Rhys Myers
5. John Sykes
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Ok ... 6!SanityClause wrote:What no Anthony Bordain?Landshark2000 wrote:Back on topic ...
1. Rod from Gemini Five
2. Martin Sweet
3. Cat Casino
4. Jonathan Rhys Myers
5. John Sykes
IDIAMINDADA wrote:Take your child, and leave him in the woods....he has a better chance being raised by a pack of homosexual squirrels.
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Re: Who is on your top 5 want-to-fuck list?
[quote="MitziDupree"]2. It's impossible for a 12 year old child to speak for the entire gay population as to whether or not the word "fag" is insulting. Even if that child is gay. Which you aren't, because that would mean you'd have some semblance of cool. [quote]
You're retarded.
Im sure Mr.Sixx is LHFAO. I can't believe your telling this guy that he would be cool if he turns gay, I don't have anything against gay people but that was a stupid ass thing to say to this kid.
You're retarded.
Im sure Mr.Sixx is LHFAO. I can't believe your telling this guy that he would be cool if he turns gay, I don't have anything against gay people but that was a stupid ass thing to say to this kid.
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Re: Who is on your top 5 want-to-fuck list?
1. can't name names because he's a friend of a friend and i would be mortified if my friend ever found out. surprisingly, he's nowhere on this list. there's something wrong with you ladies.
2. Alex O'Loughlin. i'm probably going to hell just for thinking about the things i would do to him.
3. David Coverdale. then and now.
4. Robert Downey Jr. from the first time i ever saw him. yep, even would have done him during the strung out days, if he'd used a full body condom.
5. Peter Steele, if he were still alive, that is. yes, i know it would have probably hurt like hell. no, i don't care.
2. Alex O'Loughlin. i'm probably going to hell just for thinking about the things i would do to him.
3. David Coverdale. then and now.
4. Robert Downey Jr. from the first time i ever saw him. yep, even would have done him during the strung out days, if he'd used a full body condom.
5. Peter Steele, if he were still alive, that is. yes, i know it would have probably hurt like hell. no, i don't care.
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They probably had to break his penis to get him into the coffin!jadecrowe wrote: 5. Peter Steele, if he were still alive, that is. yes, i know it would have probably hurt like hell. no, i don't care.
IDIAMINDADA wrote:Take your child, and leave him in the woods....he has a better chance being raised by a pack of homosexual squirrels.
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that's just wrong. hilarious, but wrong (and probably true)Landshark2000 wrote:They probably had to break his penis to get him into the coffin!jadecrowe wrote: 5. Peter Steele, if he were still alive, that is. yes, i know it would have probably hurt like hell. no, i don't care.
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Re: Who is on your top 5 want-to-fuck list?
I am not really attracted to rockers. It's hard for me to get excited about straight guys, and the rockers that I know are gay do not "do it" for me. For example, I would never get with Rob Halford.
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Re: Who is on your top 5 want-to-fuck list?
1. Pope Benedict XVI
2. Kirk Cameron
3. Ringo Starr
4. Ronald Reagan
5. Chad Ochocinco
2. Kirk Cameron
3. Ringo Starr
4. Ronald Reagan
5. Chad Ochocinco
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Re: Who is on your top 5 want-to-fuck list?
1. Julian mcmahon
2. gerard butler (though he is looking a little rough recently)
3. colin farrell with long hair
4. stage actor- ramin karimloo
5. sean bean lolz
2. gerard butler (though he is looking a little rough recently)
3. colin farrell with long hair
4. stage actor- ramin karimloo
5. sean bean lolz
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aw, damn....i have to think of someone to remove from my list, or just say "fuck it" and add a 6th. so fuck it, i'm adding Brandon Lee to my list, at least when he was still alive.
the two corpses on my list notwithstanding, i am NOT a necrophiliac.
the two corpses on my list notwithstanding, i am NOT a necrophiliac.
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What are your thoughts on Robbin Crosby?jadecrowe wrote:aw, damn....i have to think of someone to remove from my list, or just say "fuck it" and add a 6th. so fuck it, i'm adding Brandon Lee to my list, at least when he was still alive.
the two corpses on my list notwithstanding, i am NOT a necrophiliac.
IDIAMINDADA wrote:Take your child, and leave him in the woods....he has a better chance being raised by a pack of homosexual squirrels.
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last i heard he was hooked up with some crazy chick named Peaches or something like that.Landshark2000 wrote:What are your thoughts on Robbin Crosby?jadecrowe wrote:aw, damn....i have to think of someone to remove from my list, or just say "fuck it" and add a 6th. so fuck it, i'm adding Brandon Lee to my list, at least when he was still alive.
the two corpses on my list notwithstanding, i am NOT a necrophiliac.
not my type anyway. way too decomposed.
did i really just write that? might be time to step away from the xanax.
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Re: Who is on your top 5 want-to-fuck list?
1. exitflagger
2. Johnny Knoxville
3. Mike Patton
4. Christopher Guest
5. James Franco
2. Johnny Knoxville
3. Mike Patton
4. Christopher Guest
5. James Franco
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jadecrowe wrote:last i heard he was hooked up with some crazy chick named Peaches or something like that.Landshark2000 wrote:What are your thoughts on Robbin Crosby?jadecrowe wrote:aw, damn....i have to think of someone to remove from my list, or just say "fuck it" and add a 6th. so fuck it, i'm adding Brandon Lee to my list, at least when he was still alive.
the two corpses on my list notwithstanding, i am NOT a necrophiliac.
not my type anyway. way too decomposed.
did i really just write that? might be time to step away from the xanax.
IDIAMINDADA wrote:Take your child, and leave him in the woods....he has a better chance being raised by a pack of homosexual squirrels.
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Re: Who is on your top 5 want-to-fuck list?
I honestly don't think I'd sleep with any musician.
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How about David Bowie? He's hot. Or Adam Lambert?bonedog69 wrote:I am not really attracted to rockers. It's hard for me to get excited about straight guys, and the rockers that I know are gay do not "do it" for me. For example, I would never get with Rob Halford.
Re: Who is on your top 5 want-to-fuck list?
Bowie...very possibly. Except his eyes being two different colors kind of freaks me out a little. Adam Lambert is not my type. Too much of a diva. I like someone who is more "real".ThePiratess wrote:How about David Bowie? He's hot. Or Adam Lambert?bonedog69 wrote:I am not really attracted to rockers. It's hard for me to get excited about straight guys, and the rockers that I know are gay do not "do it" for me. For example, I would never get with Rob Halford.
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[/quote]bonedog69 wrote:I am not really attracted to rockers. It's hard for me to get excited about straight guys, and the rockers that I know are gay do not "do it" for me. For example, I would never get with Rob Halford.
Good thing bonedouche doesn't bring up his supposed sexual orientation in every other thread on here..
Re: Who is on your top 5 want-to-fuck list?
It's a thread about who you want to fuck, he isn't just bringing up his orientation for no reason.