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) You MUST take a side in this weird Bon Jovi vs Metallica feud, because in Tommy's world, this is a fucking war and he will drown you in words. Paragraph upon paragraph of nonsensical ramblings until you just give up.GreazyNutz wrote:Dale Jr never calls in to work. Even after his pappy got kilt by Sterling Marlin, he was right back to racin the next week.
saracapri wrote:Dumbest regular on the gossip board...If Tommy sees this thread, he will simply say that we all hate hair metal and that is why we hate him. You can show him pictures of yourself at hair metal shows and rave about hair metal albums, this does not matter. You can be in a hair metal band. It DOESN'T MATTER! If you make fun of him, you are simply a hair metal "hater". This also makes you a "hipster".
More specifically, if you hate Bon Jovi and like Metallica, you are a fag. If you are a female who likes Metallica and hates Bon Jovi, Tommy thinks you secretly want to have sex with him. (
Great post.
EZrocker wrote:I am not an "obsessive Jani Lane fan". I don't even own a Warrant album, and I have never seen Jani live. I think Uncle Tom's Cabin is a good tune, but otherwise I could give a shit.
There's at least an element of trolling to P13's schtick. He knows what he's doing.SoulsOfBlack wrote:Pee13 is up there as far as being a delusional cunt but 2Tard definitely wins in the Tard Olympics. I mean, who the fuck else has time to write endless paragraphs on the greatness of Slaughter's debut album and other useless shit like that?
HeavyMetalZombie666 wrote:Of course your asshole is going to be sore when you volunteer for an asspounding and not set any boundaries at all.
EZrocker wrote:I am not an "obsessive Jani Lane fan". I don't even own a Warrant album, and I have never seen Jani live. I think Uncle Tom's Cabin is a good tune, but otherwise I could give a shit.
LAGlamrocker is up there too.SoulsOfBlack wrote:He's probably the dumbest one that's currently posting but a special mention must go to "HollywoodBomb".
HeavyMetalZombie666 wrote:Of course your asshole is going to be sore when you volunteer for an asspounding and not set any boundaries at all.
That's who I always think of. HollywoodBomb is another good choice too.WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:LAGlamrocker is up there too.SoulsOfBlack wrote:He's probably the dumbest one that's currently posting but a special mention must go to "HollywoodBomb".
What if you're a female who used to like both, but now despises both?saracapri wrote: If you are a female who likes Metallica and hates Bon Jovi, Tommy thinks you secretly want to have sex with him..
I agree. I wonder how many times he said "my bad" because he was wrong so many fucking times. He's annoying as hell.Luminiferous wrote:If there was any doubt, the Decline of the Western Civilization thread cemented his victory in the Sludge Hall of Stupidity..
sirrloin wrote: There is a difference between show tunes appreciation and musical theater. If you don't know the difference, you're not very educated.
Buddy, if it weren't for google you'd have your name on this thread. Tread lightly.SexxAtraxxion wrote:He's annoying as hell.
Best regards,
the Sexx
HeavyMetalZombie666 wrote:Of course your asshole is going to be sore when you volunteer for an asspounding and not set any boundaries at all.
Obviously that would make you a wigger.Calexxia wrote:What if you're a female who used to like both, but now despises both?saracapri wrote: If you are a female who likes Metallica and hates Bon Jovi, Tommy thinks you secretly want to have sex with him..
GreazyNutz wrote:Dale Jr never calls in to work. Even after his pappy got kilt by Sterling Marlin, he was right back to racin the next week.
tym wrote:She makes My air head 11 year old Girl look like Nikita Tesla.
thewonkytits wrote:I agree. I wonder how many times he said "my bad" because he was wrong so many fucking times. He's annoying as hell.
Tommy2Tone84 wrote:exitflagger wrote:Tommy2Tone84 wrote:Gene Simmons, Lou Reed and members of The Plasmatics worked with Cher so you can fuck off.
Nobody says shit this stupid for real.
My bad, Jean only worked with fucking Lionel Richie, Animalize and Asylum era Kiss and NSync. Yeah, working with Cher would have been a huge step down from that
Cher covered Lou and Gene's song A World Without Heroes. So Lou didn't exactly "collaborate" It's not like Lou's "career" was ever really worth a fuck to begin with.
You're losing it Fagger, go back to your cough syrup and jelly doughnuts
tym wrote:She makes My air head 11 year old Girl look like Nikita Tesla.
Funny you posted (I'm a fan) but I was going to say that Tommy2Tone makes WetCherriDude look like Nikola Tesla.WetCherriDude wrote:He seem to have an aggression towards me...
I obviously neglected to pay his mom back on that I.O.U and she couldn't afford to buy him that Poison tour book on the last tour.. My bad..
GreatWhiteSnake wrote:I'm 46 and my dad's 67 and we kiss each other on the mouth and my 9 yo old son and I do too. It's because we love each other. A lot. And could give a shit what anyone else thinks about us kissing on the mouth.
WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:LAGlamrocker is up there too.SoulsOfBlack wrote:He's probably the dumbest one that's currently posting but a special mention must go to "HollywoodBomb".
poizond13 wrote:I have been very bummed out, sad and shocked for most of the night
Artemis2085 wrote:so I blurt out "I love you Paul!
Atomicpunk18 wrote:You see Black Crowes music has gotten me laid multiple times.
UtahRatt wrote:Tommy2Tone84 tries way too fucking hard, the problem isn't his Mr Peabody attitude it's that he comes off like a screaming pink chihuahua. I actually agree with some of Tommy's rants when he pulls the plug outta his ass.
Tommy, stop trying to force the poop, you're not funny so be normal or put a cork in it.
Calexxia has a cool name and is about spot on with both bands these days. She at least calls shit when she sees it and admits they both suck now. You and me on the other hand need some serious help. But at least I don't think Bon Jovi are all that great anymore. In fact, I think they kind of suck now. The Circle blew. You on the other hand think Until It Sleeps is genius and that they're back with Death Magnetic.saracapri wrote:Obviously that would make you a wigger.Calexxia wrote:What if you're a female who used to like both, but now despises both?saracapri wrote: If you are a female who likes Metallica and hates Bon Jovi, Tommy thinks you secretly want to have sex with him..
GreazyNutz wrote:Dale Jr never calls in to work. Even after his pappy got kilt by Sterling Marlin, he was right back to racin the next week.
tym wrote:She makes My air head 11 year old Girl look like Nikita Tesla.
