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I wish Rondo would come out west.
He would never make the Finals again
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Van Gundy: Jackson's speculation on Spoelstra 'ignorant'


Posted Nov 24 2010 1:04PM - Updated Nov 24 2010 11:47PM

ORLANDO, Fla. (AP) -- How's this for a tame twist in the Sunshine State rivalry: Orlando's Stan Van Gundy is coming to the defense of Miami coach Erik Spoelstra.

A day after Lakers coach Phil Jackson said Spoelstra's job could be in jeopardy if the Heat don't start winning soon, Van Gundy called those comments "inappropriate" and "ignorant."

Jackson had told a Chicago radio station that Miami's struggles could lead to Heat President Pat Riley taking over on the sideline and it "could be the Van Gundy thing all over again."

The Magic coach has never appreciated speculation about him leaving Miami.

"First of all, Phil has no idea what the 'Van Gundy Situation' was. Even though he coaches in our league, he certainly has no inside knowledge of that," Van Gundy said Wednesday, hours before the Magic handed the Heat (8-7) their third straight loss. "So an analogy that he would make to my situation would be totally useless because he doesn't have any clue what the situation was in that case."

Van Gundy dealt with similar speculation in 2005 after Riley said earlier that summer he wanted to "take a little bit more of an active participation" with the Heat. That began a firestorm of conjecture that Riley would come back to the bench and replace Van Gundy as coach.

Van Gundy later resigned as Heat coach 21 games into the season, citing personal and family reasons. Riley took over, leading the Heat to their first championship.

Van Gundy also remains friends with Spoelstra, an assistant on his staff in Miami. Spoelstra, for his part, didn't take Jackson's comments seriously.

Spoelstra said his assistant coaches playfully teased him about Jackson's comments on the bus ride to the Heat's morning shootaround, and even he had a chuckle over the comparison to Van Gundy.

"I'm single, so I don't anticipate I'll be taking a leave with the team to spend time with my family," Spoelstra joked.

Heat guard Dwyane Wade was more upset with the messenger than the message.

"The only thing surprising about it is a coach saying it about another coach in this league," Wade said of Jackson, who has a record 11 NBA titles as coach. "I expect that from someone else to say it, but not another coach. It's unfortunate. But I guess coach Jackson has earned the right to say what he wants, and he continues to exercise that right."

Jackson was on "The Waddle & Silvy Show" on WMVP-AM radio in Chicago on Tuesday.

Asked about the Heat's start, Jackson responded that they better start winning soon or the Heat's collection of All-Stars might become frustrated with the team's progress and ask Riley to step in.

"The scenario that sits kind of behind the scene, is that eventually these guys that were recruited -- [Chris] Bosh and James - by Pat Riley and Micky Arison, the owner, are going to come in and say, 'We feel [Riley] can do a better job coaching the team. We came here on the hopes that this would work,' and whatever, I don't know," Jackson said. "That's kind of my take on it, is that eventually if things don't straighten out here soon, it could be the Van Gundy thing all over again."

Van Gundy was baffled that another NBA coach would speculate about another coach's job.

"To second guess another coach and comment on a situation he knows nothing about, I think, it's inappropriate and it's also ignorant," Van Gundy said. "I don't mean that commenting on Phil's intelligence, he's obviously a very smart guy. I mean it as ignorant - he doesn't know what that situation was and he doesn't know what that situation in Miami is now.

"I don't think that, unless their relationship's changed drastically, that he and Pat talk on a regular basis. So I doubt he would have any insight ever on what's going on in Miami."

http://www.nba.com/2010/news/11/24/van- ... ef:nbahpt2

The NBA coaches in Florida are fucking twats


Jackson said COULD not WOULD or SHOULD.

Now just try and stop fucking laughing when looking at and listening to that always out of breath fucking cows ass licking Ron Jeremy clone Van Gundy... that fucking piece of ridiculous animal shit dares to fucking call anyone else ignorant?


If (and when) that fucking greasy fuckwad Ricky Spoo El Stra Puto Ricardo gets fired for not winning with those South Bitch whiney low IQ twats at least he will have shitloads of time to star in the big budget production of "I Fucked Lucy"
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Subhuman Yeti wrote:
Van Gundy: Jackson's speculation on Spoelstra 'ignorant'


Posted Nov 24 2010 1:04PM - Updated Nov 24 2010 11:47PM

ORLANDO, Fla. (AP) -- How's this for a tame twist in the Sunshine State rivalry: Orlando's Stan Van Gundy is coming to the defense of Miami coach Erik Spoelstra.

A day after Lakers coach Phil Jackson said Spoelstra's job could be in jeopardy if the Heat don't start winning soon, Van Gundy called those comments "inappropriate" and "ignorant."

Jackson had told a Chicago radio station that Miami's struggles could lead to Heat President Pat Riley taking over on the sideline and it "could be the Van Gundy thing all over again."

The Magic coach has never appreciated speculation about him leaving Miami.

"First of all, Phil has no idea what the 'Van Gundy Situation' was. Even though he coaches in our league, he certainly has no inside knowledge of that," Van Gundy said Wednesday, hours before the Magic handed the Heat (8-7) their third straight loss. "So an analogy that he would make to my situation would be totally useless because he doesn't have any clue what the situation was in that case."

Van Gundy dealt with similar speculation in 2005 after Riley said earlier that summer he wanted to "take a little bit more of an active participation" with the Heat. That began a firestorm of conjecture that Riley would come back to the bench and replace Van Gundy as coach.

Van Gundy later resigned as Heat coach 21 games into the season, citing personal and family reasons. Riley took over, leading the Heat to their first championship.

Van Gundy also remains friends with Spoelstra, an assistant on his staff in Miami. Spoelstra, for his part, didn't take Jackson's comments seriously.

Spoelstra said his assistant coaches playfully teased him about Jackson's comments on the bus ride to the Heat's morning shootaround, and even he had a chuckle over the comparison to Van Gundy.

"I'm single, so I don't anticipate I'll be taking a leave with the team to spend time with my family," Spoelstra joked.

Heat guard Dwyane Wade was more upset with the messenger than the message.

"The only thing surprising about it is a coach saying it about another coach in this league," Wade said of Jackson, who has a record 11 NBA titles as coach. "I expect that from someone else to say it, but not another coach. It's unfortunate. But I guess coach Jackson has earned the right to say what he wants, and he continues to exercise that right."

Jackson was on "The Waddle & Silvy Show" on WMVP-AM radio in Chicago on Tuesday.

Asked about the Heat's start, Jackson responded that they better start winning soon or the Heat's collection of All-Stars might become frustrated with the team's progress and ask Riley to step in.

"The scenario that sits kind of behind the scene, is that eventually these guys that were recruited -- [Chris] Bosh and James - by Pat Riley and Micky Arison, the owner, are going to come in and say, 'We feel [Riley] can do a better job coaching the team. We came here on the hopes that this would work,' and whatever, I don't know," Jackson said. "That's kind of my take on it, is that eventually if things don't straighten out here soon, it could be the Van Gundy thing all over again."

Van Gundy was baffled that another NBA coach would speculate about another coach's job.

"To second guess another coach and comment on a situation he knows nothing about, I think, it's inappropriate and it's also ignorant," Van Gundy said. "I don't mean that commenting on Phil's intelligence, he's obviously a very smart guy. I mean it as ignorant - he doesn't know what that situation was and he doesn't know what that situation in Miami is now.

"I don't think that, unless their relationship's changed drastically, that he and Pat talk on a regular basis. So I doubt he would have any insight ever on what's going on in Miami."

http://www.nba.com/2010/news/11/24/van- ... ef:nbahpt2

The NBA coaches in Florida are fucking twats


Jackson said COULD not WOULD or SHOULD.

Now just try and stop fucking laughing when looking at and listening to that always out of breath fucking cows ass licking Ron Jeremy clone Van Gundy... that fucking piece of ridiculous animal shit dares to fucking call anyone else ignorant?


If (and when) that fucking greasy fuckwad Ricky Spoo El Stra Puto Ricardo gets fired for not winning with those South Bitch whiney low IQ twats at least he will have shitloads of time to star in the big budget production of "I Fucked Lucy"

So, SVG saying that Jackson is ignorant to his situation in Miami really pisses you off this much??
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When I'm booting you in the face, I'm mad.

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When I'm typing stoned on Sour OG, it's just blurry words on a dirty screen, you fucking stupid twat!

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ACK!
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Lake Show defense is rap;idly approaching pathetic
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Jackson called out Ron-Ron afterwards.
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Artest was the only Laker playing anything close to consistent defense.


Gasol is a great offense player, but his overall defense and his effort towards consistent defense fucking sucks...

The Lakers bench has mostly improved from last year, their team defense really fucking hasn't.
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it's like Phil said, they forgot to add backup centers in the offseason, while adding a bunch of backcourt guys and shooters

they have no backup to Odom or Gasol now that Theo is hurt

Gasol is good on defense, he is just playing too many minutes
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Jackson said COULD not WOULD or SHOULD.

Now just try and stop fucking laughing when looking at and listening to that always out of breath fucking cows ass licking Ron Jeremy clone Van Gundy... that fucking piece of ridiculous animal shit dares to fucking call anyone else ignorant?

What Jackson said isn't WRONG. He's dead nuts right. Spoelstra can't coach those turds.
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In Spol's defense, I don't even think Riles could coach LeBron. He's got to change his attitude or the Frankenstein known as the Miami Heat is going to get torched.


And, lol Lake Show. Didn't the Griz crack .500 last year? They're on the rise, but not quite there yet.
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"LOS ANGELES LAKERS DESTROYING TEAMS LEFT N' RIGHT!!! "

the thread title makes me laugh everytime

I love how grishnak tries to highlight their dominance :lol: :lol: :lol:

totally right in line with Kobe's mentality
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I hear they're no longer destroying teams left n' right. Any truth to that?
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MurrayFiend wrote:I hear they're no longer destroying teams left n' right. Any truth to that?
Lost four in a row.

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^Only if he sets foot in Colorado.
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Hey... the Lakers actually remember how to win a fucking basketball game... even against completely pathetic ridiculous shit like Suckramento
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One thing that would concern me if I was a Lake Show fan is that a very good chunk of their wins have come against shit to mediocre teams. And Pau is getting over-worked. Jerry needs to make a trade about mid-season.
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WHAT, YOU FUCKIN JANITORS THOUGHT THE LAKERS WERE COLLAPSING? :lol: :lol: :lol:

EVERY NEGRO HAS TO TAKE SOME TIME OFF NOW AND THEN!

BACK TO BUSINESS, A MASTERCLASS ON HOW TO DESTROY INSIGNIFICANT TEAMS, THE SUCKRAMENTO QUEENS:

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

silent for 10 days, and now u crow over a win over the Kings?
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Dude, Duke could beat the Sacto Queens these days.
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Heenan Snuka wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

silent for 10 days, and now u crow over a win over the Kings?
EVERY NEGRO HAS TO TAKE SOME TIME OFF NOW AND THEN!
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^Shaq endorses this statement.
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I think it would be fucking awesome if some jackass shit for brains gun nut from back east made a pact to fucking shoot SHAQ in the face if he ever tries to make another CD or movie.

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^Shush. Blue Chips was good. As was his duet with Fu Schnikens
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Rainbow Bright wrote:Dude, Duke could beat the Sacto Queens these days.
Even with all their white boys including Singler who looks like Bowie when he was young.
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Get off of the internet!
No wai. My mancrush on Harley Flanagan totally redeems me for my guilty pleasure of "What's Up Doc Can We Rock"
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OK, since you're a HF fan I'll let you stay. :lol:
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The Clippers somehow beat Suckramento



Fuck Shaq!
He'd best never get a fucking statue in Star Plaza, he's fucking fecal


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DESTROYING TEAMS LEFT N' RIGHT!!!:

DEREK FISHER IS CLUTCH:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FUi4gAi ... r_embedded


3 WINS IN A FUCKIN ROW - WHY ARE YOU FAGGOTS HIDING NOW? COME THE FUCK OUT AND FACE THE FUCKIN MUSIC, STUPID REDNECKS!!!

FUCK YOU ALL!!!
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