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Lawler wins title at Elimination Chamber. Lawler/Miz/Cena for the belt at 'Mania...
Cole will screw Jerry out of the title at E chamber. Raw GM makes a Cole/Lawler match Monday night for WM. Cena/Miz at WM. If this was going into one of the other minor PPVs I would say that scenario is likely but since this is Mania they will keep it one on one.

My hope is this will kick Cole out of the brodacast chair and open a spot for Striker, Matthews, or JR. Hopefully JR because it doesn't feel right without he and the King calling the action.
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MetalDad72 wrote:
Lawler wins title at Elimination Chamber. Lawler/Miz/Cena for the belt at 'Mania...
Cole will screw Jerry out of the title at E chamber. Raw GM makes a Cole/Lawler match Monday night for WM. Cena/Miz at WM. If this was going into one of the other minor PPVs I would say that scenario is likely but since this is Mania they will keep it one on one.

My hope is this will kick Cole out of the brodacast chair and open a spot for Striker, Matthews, or JR. Hopefully JR because it doesn't feel right without he and the King calling the action.
I think that's what they're setting up for - a Cole/Lawler match, opening up a spot for JR at WM. It'll probably be a "loser must retire" match with Lawler getting screwed by Alex Riley or something.
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Ok so from what we know here is my best guess at the Mania card.
Taker/Barrett
Orton/Punk
Miz/Cena
Del Rio/Edge
Show/Nash
Cody/Rey
Corre/Nexus

There will be a lot of packed Buffalo Wild Wings if this is the card or close to it.
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[quote="Angry Jew"]Ok so from what we know here is my best guess at the Mania card.
Taker/Barrett
Orton/Punk
Miz/Cena
Del Rio/Edge
Show/Nash
Cody/Rey
Corre/Nexus
quote]

My guess is close to yours.
Miz/Cena
Del Rio/Edge
Orton/Punk
Taker & Sting/Nexus
Big Show/Barrett
Mysterio/Ziggler
Lawler/Cole - Maybe not a real match, but something
MITB - handful of typical guys, a couple shmucks, and Kane.
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Mysterio vs Cody Rhodes. I know the WWE will fuck this up but my dream is that somebody on the booking committee reads Marvel Comics.

They have the chance to elevate Cody with this face flaw angle. If they can sell his injury as him having a breakdown because his face isnt flawless anymore and put him in a mask seeking revenge ala Dr Doom it could be interesting. This is the opportunity to step him up in the heel ranks and make him an unforgiving "monster". His gimmick is really stupid at this point.
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MetalDad72 wrote:
Lawler wins title at Elimination Chamber. Lawler/Miz/Cena for the belt at 'Mania...
Cole will screw Jerry out of the title at E chamber. .
No,no. Andy Kaufman will do a run in and shock the shit out of Lawler. It will be the greatest ending ever.
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MetalDad72 wrote:Mysterio vs Cody Rhodes. I know the WWE will fuck this up but my dream is that somebody on the booking committee reads Marvel Comics.

They have the chance to elevate Cody with this face flaw angle. If they can sell his injury as him having a breakdown because his face isnt flawless anymore and put him in a mask seeking revenge ala Dr Doom it could be interesting. This is the opportunity to step him up in the heel ranks and make him an unforgiving "monster". His gimmick is really stupid at this point.
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Vince returns to Raw tonight!

Aaron Rodgers joins Vince McMahon's Kiss My Ass Club, that would be cool
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- Jeff Hardy was scheduled to win the TNA World Title back on this past Thursday's iMPACT, had his court case came to an end at his last hearing. Hardy received another continuance so the decision was made to keep the belt on Mr. Anderson. This is why Anderson is still using Hardy's Immortal belt, although a new belt is believed to be in the works.

The current plan is to do Anderson vs. Hardy in a Ladder Match at Against All Odds. It's likely Anderson will keep the title since Hardy doesn't return to court for a while.

Source: F4Wonline.com

"Last night was our 2nd highest rated Thursday night iMPACT! ever!! Thank you all so much!! Lots of great TV coming up... Stay tuned."

- Matt Hardy had the following to say on TNA's iMPACT ratings from this week on Twitter:

"Hulkster & Jeff brought me in & the ratings keep growin-Coincidence?I think not! FACT! .. Dixie, u can thank ME & Jeff 4 the ratings jump-just saying"
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Angry Jew wrote:- "Hulkster & Jeff brought me in & the ratings keep growin-Coincidence?I think not! FACT! .. Dixie, u can thank ME & Jeff 4 the ratings jump-just saying"
Heh, are the ratings back up to pre Hogan and monday numbers?
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its funny in Dixie Dumbass's world 1.0 to 1.3 in a week is casuse for a press release or a twitter!
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Angry Jew wrote:- Jeff Hardy was scheduled to win the TNA World Title back on this past Thursday's iMPACT, had his court case came to an end at his last hearing. Hardy received another continuance so the decision was made to keep the belt on Mr. Anderson. This is why Anderson is still using Hardy's Immortal belt, although a new belt is believed to be in the works.
Why don't they just use the old one? Because they've devalued it by allowing Eric Young to "find it in the trash". Even if Immortal "threw it away", it is ostensibly still a "gold belt" worth a lot of money, and would still "belong" to TNA. So allowing Eric Young to "think he's the champ" might sound cute to some writer, but it defies logic that Anderson wouldn't just beat the shit out of him and take the rightful title back.

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canadianhavoc wrote:
MetalDad72 wrote:
Lawler wins title at Elimination Chamber. Lawler/Miz/Cena for the belt at 'Mania...
Cole will screw Jerry out of the title at E chamber. .
No,no. Andy Kaufman will do a run in and shock the shit out of Lawler. It will be the greatest ending ever.

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R-Truth isnt on Raw he's in Green Bay!!!, ha,ha that was great
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Can someone buy Mark Henry a cup? I think I can describe the outline of his penis from memory....
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Looks like it'll be the Undertaker returning on 2/21/11.
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I wonder who the host for Wrestlemania will be.
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if it was a guest host at Summerslam 2011..it would be Angle he wants out of the TNA prison bad!
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Why don't they just use the old one? Because they've devalued it by allowing Eric Young to "find it in the trash"
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That is just fucking great writing, innit?



Everyone on the TNA un-creative committee should be starving on the fucking streets of Shitlanta by this time next year.
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ozzyrulz777 wrote:I wonder who the host for Wrestlemania will be.
One rumor I read was Christan Bale.
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if a wrestler Austin or The Rock
if an actor, Stallone or the Terminator

if Vince does shock the world.. Obama

Vince seems to think a WCW theme is needed..its NOT. Could be Sting or Turner
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LAglamrocker wrote:if it was a guest host at Summerslam 2011..it would be Angle he wants out of the TNA prison bad!

Not true. He just signed for another year.
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8 years ago today we lost "Mr. Perfect" Curt Hennig .... R.I.P
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Curt was entertaining. He should have stayed the fuck away from the coke.

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Subhuman Yeti wrote:Curt was entertaining. He should have stayed the fuck away from the coke.

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bigbuttskinner wrote:
ozzyrulz777 wrote:I wonder who the host for Wrestlemania will be.
One rumor I read was Christan Bale.
That would be kind of cool. As long as he went into a tirade.
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It's probably The Rock





If the WWE blows this whole year with Stink, what/who else is really left in the entire industry that doesn't suck, would actually sell tons of tickets for the WWE and/or that hasn't been hyped to fucking death x 100 already... like HHH?
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ATASTEOFEVIL wrote:8 years ago today we lost "Mr. Perfect" Curt Hennig .... R.I.P
Last Call With Scott Hall-Tribute To Curt Hennig:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDKm2Nk_ ... r_embedded
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Subhuman Yeti wrote:It's probably The Rock





If the WWE blows this whole year with Stink, what/who else is really left in the entire industry that doesn't suck, would actually sell tons of tickets for the WWE and/or that hasn't been hyped to fucking death x 100 already... like HHH?
They better pull out the Rock card soon, or else Wrestlemania is in the shithole this year.

I think we're about to get Taker/HHH in a Career vs. Streak match with HBK as the ref...
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How the Undertaker's road to Wrestlemania should happen:

Undertaker returns on 2/21/11 and states that he's after the group of men that helped bury him months ago; this confrontation will take place on Smackdown that week.

When Undertaker arrives at Smackdown, Wade Barrett confronts him and states that he was ordered to take out Taker in the Buried Alive match. Undertaker questions him, when all of a sudden Triple H and Stephanie McMahon appear, stating that they were behind the Nexus/Corre all along, to help seize control of the company from Vince. What better way to establish their dominance than by taking out the top star of the company in his final year(s). Triple H says that he wants to bury the Undertaker once and for all in a Career vs. Career match that would also put Undertaker's streak on the line as well. Triple H states that the special referee for the match would be none other than Shawn Michaels - the man Taker ended last year.

In the upcoming weeks there are confrontations but no actual fighting, perhaps due to a clause saying that if Taker puts his hands on Triple H, Taker is fired. Triple H and Stephanie resume control of Smackdown while Teddy Long is out.

In the main event of Wrestlemania, the match is announced as a no DQ match, much like the match at WM17. Triple H seems to get the advantage early on in the match, even resorting to the sledgehammer. After a few close calls, the Undertaker stays in the match. Wade Barrett and the Corre come out and start wearing down on the Undertaker. All of a sudden, the Rock (the guest host of WM) comes down and starts taking out the Corre. Kane comes out of nowhere to help out his brother in a face-turn. Seeking revenge for Triple H's actions of the past few weeks, HBK nails him with a Sweet Chin Music, setting Undertaker up for a Tombstone and the win.

Afterwards, the Undertaker celebrates his 19-0 streak while Triple H is "officially fired" by a returning Teddy Long. The following Smackdown sees a confrontation between Undertaker and Wade Barrett, setting up a match at Extreme Rules - perhaps even a match with Undertaker/Kane/Big Show vs. The Corre.

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