Who has the smallest knob in rock...
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Who has the smallest knob in rock...
I'm drunk and on the Ho board, so lets hear it....
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Re: Who has the smallest knob in rock...
I have no idea first hand, but it would be hilarious if it was Vince Neil or Fred Durst!SanityClause wrote:I'm drunk and on the Ho board, so lets hear it....
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Re: Who has the smallest knob in rock...
I seem to recall a photo of Billie Joe from Green Day and it was microscopic.
Re: Who has the smallest knob in rock...
I heard it was Stephen E Pearcy, as he stuffed his pants with socks, but that is what I read. I would not know personally though. I bought Playgirl hoping to find out, but Stephen still had his underwear on, so I still couldn't tell.
Re: Who has the smallest knob in rock...
Fag.SanityClause wrote:I'm drunk and on the Ho board, so lets hear it....
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Re: Who has the smallest knob in rock...
Be careful what you ask here, Sanity! You might get pics!
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Haha I don't even remember posting this. Man I must've been wasted.
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Re: Who has the smallest knob in rock...
I've heard Billie Joe from Green Day or Jesse James Dupree from Jackyl have the smallest penii in the world of rock
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Re: Who has the smallest knob in rock...
WHO HAS THE BIGGEST COCK OF ALL TIME...PETE FUCKING STEELE!
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Redman77 wrote:Fag.SanityClause wrote:I'm drunk and on the Ho board, so lets hear it....
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Re: Who has the smallest knob in rock...
Yeah. You got me sussedrikirachtmanstheshit wrote:Redman77 wrote:Fag.SanityClause wrote:I'm drunk and on the Ho board, so lets hear it....
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Re: Who has the smallest knob in rock...
A friend of mine fucked Steve Riley from Danger Danger and said he was hung like a tube of Chapstick.
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Re: Who has the smallest knob in rock...
According to the Penis Chart, Jack Russell pretty much has a mushroom cap.
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Re: Who has the smallest knob in rock...
Jake Yonkel?CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:A friend of mine fucked Steve Riley from Danger Danger and said he was hung like a tube of Chapstick.
Re: Who has the smallest knob in rock...
Now see Chapstick, now that I can swallow. Tommy Lee is way too fucking big and I could never fit his whole cock inside my mouth, but see if a guy is well hung, like a tube of Chapstick, now that I could swallow whole. I need a penis that does not make me gag, when shoved down my throat. Nothing wrong with a small knob.CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:A friend of mine fucked Steve Riley from Danger Danger and said he was hung like a tube of Chapstick.
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Re: Who has the smallest knob in rock...
Yes there is and you know it.
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Re: Who has the smallest knob in rock...
tom kuntfer because he's secretly a woman
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Re: Who has the smallest knob in rock...
Take it for what it's worth but "Sweet" Connie, the groupie from Little Rock, AK that's banged way more rock "stars" than any of you, has always said Peter Frampton was the smallest she ever saw....Huey Lewis the largest.
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Re: Who has the smallest knob in rock...
One of my friends fucked Wes from hed(p.e.) before he was in hed and said he was teeny tiny. This took place at a party I was having and they were in and out of the room in 5 mins. I'd been hearing about this for a while as he was quite the slut and left a string of frustrated females in his broke-ass wake.
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Re: Who has the smallest knob in rock...
Rumour has it that ERIC ADAMS has a tiny knob.
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Re: Who has the smallest knob in rock...
Dude, give it up.
It's not actually him.
It's not actually him.
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Re: Who has the smallest knob in rock...
Ah, but see....that's part of the fun. Hook up with a guy who has a huge cock, get on with him nice, and challenge yourself to damn near swallow the thing. That's how I roll. I only play with the big boys. Ask Eric Adams. Hehehe.rattfan wrote:Now see Chapstick, now that I can swallow. Tommy Lee is way too fucking big and I could never fit his whole cock inside my mouth, but see if a guy is well hung, like a tube of Chapstick, now that I could swallow whole. I need a penis that does not make me gag, when shoved down my throat. Nothing wrong with a small knob.CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:A friend of mine fucked Steve Riley from Danger Danger and said he was hung like a tube of Chapstick.
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Re: Who has the smallest knob in rock...
keith Nelson from buck cherry. surprisingly very very tiny
Re: Who has the smallest knob in rock...
Sweet Connie stated on the Howard Stern show that Peter Frampton has the smallest dick in Rock.
That whore should know she's famous for sucking cock .
That whore should know she's famous for sucking cock .
Re: Who has the smallest knob in rock...
Sanity Clause's mind does not turn to dick when he gets drunk.
His mind is always on the dick.
He just posts about it when he's drunk.
Fucking faggot.
His mind is always on the dick.
He just posts about it when he's drunk.
Fucking faggot.
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Re: Who has the smallest knob in rock...
You shut your whore mouth. Don't talk about Sanity that way, or I'll sic my honey badger on you.
Faggot.
Faggot.
Re: Who has the smallest knob in rock...
Ummm....when you say honey badger is that a euphemism?Kristi Vanian wrote:You shut your whore mouth. Don't talk about Sanity that way, or I'll sic my honey badger on you.
Faggot.
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Re: Who has the smallest knob in rock...
Kiss Crue wrote:Sanity Clause's mind does not turn to dick when he gets drunk.
His mind is always on the dick.
He just posts about it when he's drunk.
Fucking faggot.
And yet here's you clicking on a thread about cock.