Seducing a musician......

[RichardL]

And who are you, manwithspockears? And how do you know Trent? You go first

[Lydia]

This is Donna's Ho Board, you know. Fugly fatties living in fantasy land and creaming their panties to thoughts of boning Trent Reznor need not apply.

Anyway, what I'm saying is this:

You've never been backstage and you never will be unless you pay your way there by buying a VIP fan package or something. If you can't figure out what a man wants, and deliver that, you'll never seduce a musician, or any other man, for that matter. What brought you to the Ho Board, we'll never know. You could be a bald white man with a beer belly for all we know.

Damn, you've figured me out.

You're a dumb fuckin' ho, and that gives me a right to clown you even if this is the Ho Board.

Have fun gargling man mayo.

I'm confused. Why was it that you decided to inflict your presence upon us here? I'm partying with rock stars while you're sitting in front of your computer, fantasizing about doing the same...a dumbfuck says what now?

[HotsOnForNowhere]

They don't even buy you a drink anymore? Sheesh!

Most never have cash on them. I was at an after show party at a hotel bar years ago and John Taylor ask me if I wanted to buy HIM a drink. LOL! The girl sitting on the other side of me practically jumped into my lap to offer to buy it for him.


Most girls that "date" a musican are strippers because they have money and cheat as much as musicians do. So its a win-win.

[Inessence]

They don't even buy you a drink anymore? Sheesh!

Most never have cash on them. I was at an after show party at a hotel bar years ago and John Taylor ask me if I wanted to buy HIM a drink. LOL! The girl sitting on the other side of me practically jumped into my lap to offer to buy it for him.


Most girls that "date" a musican are strippers because they have money and cheat as much as musicians do. So its a win-win.

Do they compete to see who can give each other the most communicable diseases?

[catstyle]

Have fun gargling man mayo.

Wow.

If that's not the definitive sentence proving everything Lydia says.

Bitter dried out cunt, much?

[deathcurse]

I hear that Taime Downe actually ejaculates mayonnaise.

Care to confirm or deny, organic?

[catstyle]

I heard you're shooting cobwebs at this point...any truth to that?

[deathcurse]

I heard you're shooting cobwebs at this point...any truth to that?

Is that an age joke? I'm 31. And you fucked Taime Downe.

[amouthfulofsin220]

Have fun gargling man mayo.

Wow.

If that's not the definitive sentence proving everything Lydia says.

Bitter dried out cunt, much?

That statement does prove that I'm nothing more than a bitter prude, consumed with envy toward you and Lydia and all the other fuck and chucks who are dense enough to be proud of it

That's exactly it.



The latex fumes are making your mind foggy, Ginge. Well that...or Taime's breath killed the precious few braincells the Good Lord had pity enough to bequeath you.

[Lydia]

Have fun gargling man mayo.

Wow.

If that's not the definitive sentence proving everything Lydia says.

Bitter dried out cunt, much?

That statement does prove that I'm nothing more than a bitter prude, consumed with envy toward you and Lydia and all the other fuck and chucks who are dense enough to be proud of it

That's exactly it.

I'm confused. Why was it that you decided to inflict your presence upon us here? I'm partying with rock stars while you're sitting in front of your computer, fantasizing about doing the same...a dumbfuck says what now?

The latex fumes are making your mind foggy, Ginge. Well that...or Taime's breath killed the precious few braincells the Good Lord had pity enough to bequeath you.

You're so fugly even Taime Downe wouldn't touch you with a 10-foot pole.

[THELORDOFDARKNESS]

What are some good tips for seducing a musician?

roofies!!!! no seducing needed! Date rape those rock stars!

[grishnak boss]

I heard you're shooting cobwebs at this point...any truth to that?

Is that an age joke? I'm 31. And you fucked Taime Downe.

talk about being desperate....

[soul sister]

http://www.wikihow.com/Date-a-Musician-%28for-Girls%29

lol

'A real musician is not a dude in tight pants able to strut around on stage, squawking his head off into a microphone, while putting down other musicians or other types of music'

[Scarletbeg0nia]

I got offered a backstage pass from a tour manager that had been wanting me all night;)
I turned it down cus I'm classy like that. He proceeded to find me on Facebook and hits me up whenever he's near my hood;)
Girls don't need to suck dick to be labeled fuckable

[Heenan Snuka]

He proceeded to find me on Facebook and hits me up whenever he's near my hood;)

meaning, you fuck him when he's near your hood?

[Scarletbeg0nia]

No I have yet to fuck or suck lol. Im strictly about the music, but maybe if the time calls for it and I want it, then it shall be done haha.

[Lydia]

I got offered a backstage pass from a tour manager that had been wanting me all night;)
I turned it down cus I'm classy like that. He proceeded to find me on Facebook and hits me up whenever he's near my hood;)
Girls don't need to suck dick to be labeled fuckable

What's classy about not fucking someone you're not interested in fucking? And who said anything about sucking dick?

[Scarletbeg0nia]

Classy meaning I don't. Show my tits and jerk of musicians for a backstage pass hahah

[RadGurL3]

Classy meaning I don't. Show my tits and jerk of musicians for a backstage pass hahah

Hahahahaha, this makes me laugh. I guess I'm not "classy" then

[EZrocker]

Smoke him up and then suck his dick. Not too complicated.

[Lydia]

Classy meaning I don't. Show my tits and jerk of musicians for a backstage pass hahah

Who in this thread said that they do that?