Women's World Cup Soccer . . . now in Playboy Germany

[Rageman]

http://www.caughtoffside.com/2011/06/10 ... boy-video/

No nudity but some wet T-shirts and a couple of hotties in there.

Germany has a kick ass attitude towards sexuality. When I was there a decade ago their top selling newspaper had a topless model on the bottom of the front page every morning unless there was a disaster and space was needed for more coverage. God, I hate what feminists have done to this country.

[eddie lee roth]

They also had a kick-ass attitude towards jews.
Before anybody gets offended it was meant as a joke,but it is also true.
Hitler hated jews almost as much as niggers hate work .

[mullet_head]

Did your newspapers also had naked bitches in the frontpage before the fucking feminists came along?

[mullet_head]

Well I checked out our soccer girls to compare them to the German ones and whoever picked this bitches got it all wrong. If you ain't gonna win anything anyway why not choose decent looking hos instead of these dykes with down syndrome.





And here's the sub-19 girls. For fuck's sake. I do not foresee a bright future for women's football in these country. Look at the goal-keeper and the "girl" at the right.

[SebastianLeeDanzig]

It's like they're sent out to bring dishonor to your country and prove any wet greasy hair stereotypes. Seriously, did they just step out of an oil shower before taking that picture?


About the German bitches: Julia Somethingcroatianic is pretty hot, but she and everybody else in the pictures are nowhere near that stupid lesbian world cup.

[mullet_head]

Oily hair? What are you talking about?

[Sleazyjack]

Bloody Lesbo's

[SebastianLeeDanzig]

Fuck, I'm actually following this shit now. It's kind of entertaining, albeit in a entirely different way from real football.

[Rageman]

I have all of the remaining U17 World Cup matches and all of the Women's World Cup matches on my dvr for background noise when I'm working around the house. When I was younger, it was music and nothing else . . . now it's football songs and soccer announcers that soothes my nerves.

I fast forwarded to the goals on the Japan v New Zealand and France v Nigeria matches. I actually played the entire German v Canada and England v Mexico matches and watched most of the Germany match (I'm German/American).

The opening match of the WWC, Nigeria v France, and the first USA match are in Sinsheim and most of my family is within 15 minutes of there. It's pretty cool seeing some of the sites that I've been to with my family especially my late grandfather (R.I.P.).

[demolition23]

I have all of the remaining U17 World Cup matches and all of the Women's World Cup matches on my dvr for background noise when I'm working around the house. When I was younger, it was music and nothing else . . . now it's football songs and soccer announcers that soothes my nerves.

I fast forwarded to the goals on the Japan v New Zealand and France v Nigeria matches. I actually played the entire German v Canada and England v Mexico matches and watched most of the Germany match (I'm German/American).

The opening match of the WWC, Nigeria v France, and the first USA match are in Sinsheim and most of my family is within 15 minutes of there. It's pretty cool seeing some of the sites that I've been to with my family especially my late grandfather (R.I.P.).

Sincere fandom of the Women's Soccer World Cup.
On Sludge?

Guess I'll just ride my flying pig to work tomorrow.

[Crazy Levi]

God, I hate what feminists have done to this country.

How do you get through your day without managing to kill yourself? You are dangerously stupid.

[SebastianLeeDanzig]

The American squad might even be hotter than Sweden's this year. Not that that's saying all that much, it's still football after all.

[Rageman]

Sincere fandom of the Women's Soccer World Cup.
On Sludge?

Guess I'll just ride my flying pig to work tomorrow.

Woah, woah, woah.

The WWC and U-17s played while I walked around the house doing chores and filling packing boxes for an upcoming move.

I watched most of the Germany match because I have family there and I've been there several times.

The England v Mexico match on mostly as background noise but I will probably watch the US match.

I love football and watching goals being created so that's why I fast forward to the goals of the other matches.

I don't watch WPS or women's college soccer.

Outside of MLS and some sporadic South American matches, there is only international matches going on right now so my footy fix will get some WWC this time around after a shitty US performance in the Gold Cup.

[SebastianLeeDanzig]

German TV just had Sporty Spice as an expert for the New Zealand vs. England game. Awesome. Fuck real football. This is way better.

[pieceofme]

God, I hate what feminists have done to this country.

How do you get through your day without managing to kill yourself? You are dangerously stupid.

Does this guy even know what a feminist is?

[pieceofme]

From what i recall with women's football is that the goalies are hilariously bad. Kick the ball at them and it will hit them and it will still go in.

Go England!

[SebastianLeeDanzig]

Shit, USA against Brazil was without a doubt the most exciting bad game I've ever seen. Fucking Brazil was given one offsides goal and a repeat penalty for no apparent reason, which had been saved the first time. After 50 minutes with one player short and one goal behind, even the most unbiased were booing Brazil for stalling and faking injury and basically acting like Brazilian men. Tied the game again in the last stoppage time minute of overtime, then kicked ass during penalties. It was beautiful.

Also, Ali Krieger, Alex Morgan, and Hope Solo are the hottest bitches in sports. USA! USA!

[Frett_Bored]

Rapinoe to Wambach is one of the prettiest soccer goals I've ever seen, period.

[SebastianLeeDanzig]

Didn't think it was that special, though the timing was dramatically perfect.

Prettier goal: Alex Morgan's against France. Both the scorer and the way of scoring.

[cantstopthemusic]

Nippon doesn't stand a chance, in the finals.

[SebastianLeeDanzig]

That's what Germany and Sweden thought, too. Honestly, they'd probably deserve to win. Definitely the least shitty players in this tournament so far, they actually control the ball and employ some strategy. I'll still be rooting for the US wenches, though, because I'm a shallow pig.

[Rageman]

That's what Germany and Sweden thought, too. Honestly, they'd probably deserve to win. Definitely the least shitty players in this tournament so far, they actually control the ball and employ some strategy. I'll still be rooting for the US wenches, though, because I'm a shallow pig.

The women's game on a global scale has come a long way. People have complained about the low scores this tournament compared to other tournaments . . . I'd rather watch a 1-0 or 2-1 match that a host of 7-0 or 8-1 like there used to be.

The fact that Japan and France made the semi-finals is a major step for the growth of the game. Then the Japanese get all uppity and beat the shit out of a tough Swedish squad that beat the USA twice this year. It'll be a very tough match and I wouldn't be surprised at all if the Japanese lift the trophy.

And I love these two quotes from the USA women after the France win . . .

When asked about where the team gets their confidence she said "Because we have a belief in each other and because we're damn good." I've listened to "Damn Good" by David Lee Roth about a hundred times since that comment.That would be a great reflective video.

When asked about how such a creative player as Rapinoe can be so effective off of the bench, Abby Wambach replied. "She's not sitting on the bench pouting, she's sitting on the bench planning". What a fucking awesome line.

[cantstopthemusic]

Alex Morgan (after an excellent assist from Rapinhoe), first goal.

[MickeyG]

Shocking defending for both goals. Japans especially was comical.

[cantstopthemusic]

Another WAMBACH Header.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!

[ElectricEye90]

Oh my god I want this game to end right NOW.

[cantstopthemusic]

FUCK!

[SebastianLeeDanzig]

Worthy final. Penalties rock.

[MickeyG]

Shocking set of penalties except the last one which was actually a good penalty.

[Rorysfan]

Nippon doesn't stand a chance, in the finals.

Care to revise your statement?