How many of you bitches SQUIRT???
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How many of you bitches SQUIRT???
Have you always squirted?
Do you always squirt/ejaculate?
Was it something you learned or does it come naturally without even trying?
Do you like squirting or would you rather you didn't?
Guys, your opinion on squirters, like or dislike?
For those that have always wanted to squirt, forget all those long tutorials online, look no further, it's really quite simple, these women really know what they're talking about.
How to Squirt: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aO3aMgsUx1c
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Do you always squirt/ejaculate?
Was it something you learned or does it come naturally without even trying?
Do you like squirting or would you rather you didn't?
Guys, your opinion on squirters, like or dislike?
For those that have always wanted to squirt, forget all those long tutorials online, look no further, it's really quite simple, these women really know what they're talking about.
How to Squirt: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aO3aMgsUx1c
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Re: How many of you bitches SQUIRT???
Never had a squirter. Is on my list of things to do.
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Re: How many of you bitches SQUIRT???
Do I squirt? Shit, I can water my plants!
Seriously, I fucking love Betty Dodson. She's one awesome lady. I'd like to have tea with her and discuss something like strap-on sex.
Seriously, I fucking love Betty Dodson. She's one awesome lady. I'd like to have tea with her and discuss something like strap-on sex.
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Re: How many of you bitches SQUIRT???
FearsOfGun wrote:Do I squirt? Shit, I can water my plants!
Seriously, I fucking love Betty Dodson. She's one awesome lady. I'd like to have tea with her and discuss something like strap-on sex.
I know, she's fucking awesome, I love both of them.
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Those ladies are fantastic! *subscribed*
In time, I'd actually like to do something like that, but now I'd run the risk of getting disowned by my father's side of the family. We'll see whether I eventually don't give a damn.
I don't think I've earned sufficient stripes to openly discuss my own personal experience, but I will say this: Regardless of the exaggeration or occasional 'cheating', I'm actually grateful for the ladies in porn who've brought squirting to the forefront of men's minds.
Men: she didn't "break a water main down there" (that clever homegrown phrase still fills me with chagrin) - you're just doing things right
In time, I'd actually like to do something like that, but now I'd run the risk of getting disowned by my father's side of the family. We'll see whether I eventually don't give a damn.
I don't think I've earned sufficient stripes to openly discuss my own personal experience, but I will say this: Regardless of the exaggeration or occasional 'cheating', I'm actually grateful for the ladies in porn who've brought squirting to the forefront of men's minds.
Men: she didn't "break a water main down there" (that clever homegrown phrase still fills me with chagrin) - you're just doing things right
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I knew I should have put this in the lounge.
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Why don't you? It oughtta be a laugh.
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Any chance for a Lounge Fun Gush akin to an astonishing arc of acrid aqua emanating from your paraurethral ducts will no doubt be summarily squelched by a member of the prowling Wet Blanket patrol.
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This is true. Also, there are more hos on this board, there was more chance of a few squirters, or so I thought. Turns out their pussies only get wet for NIN.Ham Stroker's Ejacula wrote:Any chance for a Lounge Fun Gush akin to an astonishing arc of acrid aqua emanating from your paraurethral ducts will no doubt be summarily squelched by a member of the prowling Wet Blanket patrol.
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I get the feeling that some of the NINgals suffer from SQUIRT INVERSION - while it is most unfortunate for their lovers, at least it provides the ladies with a viable explanation for their muffin tops.
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What awful movie is that from? I have to see it.Ham Stroker's Ejacula wrote:I get the feeling that some of the NINgals suffer from SQUIRT INVERSION - while it is most unfortunate for their lovers, at least it provides the ladies with a viable explanation for their muffin tops.
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No idea!
Oh, and
Oh, and
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True enough.Ham Stroker's Ejacula wrote:Any chance for a Lounge Fun Gush akin to an astonishing arc of acrid aqua emanating from your paraurethral ducts will no doubt be summarily squelched by a member of the prowling Wet Blanket patrol.
There are a lot of classy ho's up in this piece.
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Re: How many of you bitches SQUIRT???
When I was in my 20s I had a girl squirt on my face when I was going down on her.
It seemed like a pint or more.
At first I thought she pissed all over my face.
No warning from her at all.
It was pretty cool looking back on it.
It seemed like a pint or more.
At first I thought she pissed all over my face.
No warning from her at all.
It was pretty cool looking back on it.
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Re: How many of you bitches SQUIRT???
Girls squirting is hot.
When my girlfriend squirted when we first did it was a real turn on.
When my girlfriend squirted when we first did it was a real turn on.
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"Grim Prairie Tales."Metal_Mistress wrote:What awful movie is that from? I have to see it.Ham Stroker's Ejacula wrote:I get the feeling that some of the NINgals suffer from SQUIRT INVERSION - while it is most unfortunate for their lovers, at least it provides the ladies with a viable explanation for their muffin tops.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099704/
Re: How many of you bitches SQUIRT???
I gush. I wouldn't call it squirting. It doesn't look like a water sprinkler at the High School football field. More like a Tsunami wave hitting the shore..
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Thanks, but the shit isn't on Netflix.dangerdiabolique2 wrote: "Grim Prairie Tales."
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099704/
IggyPopWillEatItself wrote:Yep, there's actually still a few left out there!Inessence wrote:Whoa. I bought a cd of a band Iggy hasn't heard of before?
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Me too.TawnyVonJagger wrote:There's only been one man to make me do that.
Yeah, thanks, but I couldn't find it anywhere, except VHS on ebay for way more than I'm willing to part with right now.Inessence wrote:Thanks, but the shit isn't on Netflix.dangerdiabolique2 wrote: "Grim Prairie Tales."
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099704/
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I have it on my computer.Metal_Mistress wrote:Me too.TawnyVonJagger wrote:There's only been one man to make me do that.
Yeah, thanks, but I couldn't find it anywhere, except VHS on ebay for way more than I'm willing to part with right now.Inessence wrote:Thanks, but the shit isn't on Netflix.dangerdiabolique2 wrote: "Grim Prairie Tales."
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099704/
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SanityClause wrote:I have it on my computer.Metal_Mistress wrote:Me too.TawnyVonJagger wrote:There's only been one man to make me do that.
Rubbish. I was nowhere near your computer when it happened.
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Re: How many of you bitches SQUIRT???
I had an EX that a while after our break up, we started hooking up just to do nasty things to each other again...She had begun or learned how to squirt....First time was all over me in 69 and it was HOOOOTTTTTTT!!! Her screams were muffled by my dick in her mouth as she took my squirt.
DAMN I MISS HER SOMETIMES!!!
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Metal_Mistress wrote:Me too.TawnyVonJagger wrote:There's only been one man to make me do that.
Yeah, thanks, but I couldn't find it anywhere, except VHS on ebay for way more than I'm willing to part with right now.Inessence wrote:Thanks, but the shit isn't on Netflix.dangerdiabolique2 wrote: "Grim Prairie Tales."
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099704/
http://www.demonoid.me/files/?query=Grim+Prairie+Tales
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Nifty, but it requires a registration code and says:SikkTikett wrote:
http://www.demonoid.me/files/?query=Grim+Prairie+Tales
Registrations are closed. If you have an invitation code, click here.....
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You make me squirt.SanityClause wrote:Never had a squirter. Is on my list of things to do.
Whut?
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2 finger cul-de-sac.
that's all i'm sharing.
that's all i'm sharing.
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How much do you weigh?MegaBeth wrote:I gush. I wouldn't call it squirting. It doesn't look like a water sprinkler at the High School football field. More like a Tsunami wave hitting the shore..
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You're both welcome.Metal_Mistress wrote:Me too.TawnyVonJagger wrote:There's only been one man to make me do that.
http://www.thegreatsouthernbrainfart.com
RPBitch wrote:The sponge doesn't protect against your dirty dick, Riki. Girl ain't crazy.
MitziDupree wrote:Would: ride the rikstick
Would not: ride the HMJ stick
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Who's that?Ham Stroker's Ejacula wrote:No idea!
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