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[KneelandBobDylan]

Apparently Hugh Jackman fractured Dolph Ziggler's jaw monday night...anyone else heard about this?

Edit: Nevermind....it didn't happen.

[Space Bear]

We need the tag belts on this team

[nakedmadman]

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!!!!

You guys read this?
http://movies.yahoo.com/blogs/movie-tal ... 32740.html

Apparently, Dolf didn't just sell that Hugh Jackman punch real well. Apparently Dolf ended up with a hairline Mandible fracture. So Wolverine really laid one in there eh?

[ozzyrulz777]

Awesome! Wolverine broke one of the former Spirit Squad members jaw!

[Space Bear]

Kurt really needs to get back on the 'roids

[Artemis2085]

Kurt really needs to get back on the 'roids

[Sinderella]

[demolition23]

I still can't believe thats him now. He's nothing like he was in the WWE. It's a shame, I actually feel a little bad for him.

Really, you feel bad for the guy who has kicked his potentially life-shortening steroid usage?

[Space Bear]

I still can't believe thats him now. He's nothing like he was in the WWE. It's a shame, I actually feel a little bad for him.

Really, you feel bad for the guy who has kicked his potentially life-shortening steroid usage?

It's not just the physical stuff. He was a great personality and extremely entertaining. He's almost a zombie in TNA.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG5Pv5zHiF4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jq5uUj7y ... ded#at=148

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K53Q6v_b7_s

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81NQ333U7no

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_2sZIvrb0Y

[LAglamrocker]

its so sad TNA takes WWE legends and makes them so stupid, sad to see Angle suffer in O-Town


how bad would they make Austin look

[ozzyrulz777]

While I am glad he quit steroids he still sucks.

[ParaDime77]

Kurt looks so far beyond bad the past 3 years, pilled to the fucking max, atrophied arms, bad neck, knees are shot, DUI arrests, just a wreck. The guy was a helluva hand back in 03-04 but the years have not been kind to him, I'm surprised he's still alive and it looks as if his later years will be spent in a wheelchair like Dynamite Kid.

[Space Bear]

Stupid fucking cable went out just after the Divas match tonight. Get me up to speed... Did Trips fire everyone on the roster and make them all pay fines?

[Kid-Wicked]

Kurt looks so far beyond bad the past 3 years, pilled to the fucking max, atrophied arms, bad neck, knees are shot, DUI arrests, just a wreck. The guy was a helluva hand back in 03-04 but the years have not been kind to him, I'm surprised he's still alive and it looks as if his later years will be spent in a wheelchair like Dynamite Kid.

Lets not forget his eyes. He looks like he's jacked up on speed or something.

isn't he training for the olympics?

[TheInfiniteStaircase]

Stupid fucking cable went out just after the Divas match tonight. Get me up to speed... Did Trips fire everyone on the roster and make them all pay fines?

lol Yeah, I kinda laugh at the "every fine is 250k" thing. How many guys on the roster really have that kind of money? lol

Anyway, as for what you missed...I copied and pasted for ya from another website:
(Note, the line of the night belonged to Michael Cole. Jim Ross was talking about Jerry Lawler being out with bruised ribs from last week's beating from Mark Henry when Cole interrupted all serious saying that he had a serious update on Lawler's condition and said he is suffering from anal bleeding. lol )


Mark Henry vs. The Great Khali

World Heavyweight Champion Mark Henry comes out for the next match and looks up at the Cell. Henry marches to the ring and poses with his title as we go to commercial.

Back from the break and out comes The Great Khali as Henry waits in the ring. Henry attacks Khali as he poses. Henry kicks Khali around and hits him with a World’s Strongest Slam. Henry yells that he’s not scared of Khali. Henry yells that if he gets fined, everyone is going to pay. Henry leaves the ring without pinning Khali, still yelling about how everyone is going to pay.

- We see WWE Champion John Cena headed to the ring as we go to commercial.

- Back from the break and we get hype for Ryder vs. Ziggler tonight.

- We go to the ring where the Cell is being lowered down right above the ring. John Cena’s music hits and out comes the WWE Champion.

Cena hits the ring and a spotlight shines as the crowd goes crazy with a mixed reaction. Cena says this Sunday, he will go to hell. Cena shows the Hell in a Cell poster with his face on it and talks about the first-ever triple threat Hell in a Cell. Cena says the WWE Title is surrounded by controversy and talks about CM Punk walking out of Money in the Bank with it, Alberto Del Rio cashing in and then him becoming a ten-time WWE Champion. Cena says after Sunday the controversy is over.

Cena goes on and says there’s no way in hell he loses the WWE Title at Hell in a Cell. Alberto Del Rio’s music hits and out he comes with no car and no Ricardo Rodriguez.

Christian vs. John Cena

Out next comes CM Punk. He’s wearing his announcer’s jacket that he wore months ago. Punk and Del Rio join us for commentary as Christian makes his way out.’

They go right at it and Cena hits Christian with a big backdrop. Christian turns it around for a quick pin attempt. Christian stands on Cena in the corner now and hits him with an uppercut. Cena blocks with a kick and hits a suplex. Christian fights his way back from the apron as Del Rio and Punk argue on commentary. Christian with a dropkick from the top and a 2 count. Christian mounts Cena with right hands and puts the boot to his face. Christian goes back to the top but misses a big splash. Cena ducks a clothesline and hits shoulder blocks. Christian avoids the back drop and kicks Cena in the face.

Cena counters Killswitch and hits the Five Knuckle Shuffle. Cena sends Christian into the announcer’s table and Del Rio and Punk get in the mix. Cena goes for the Attitude Adjustment on Christian in the ring but Del Rio runs in and kicks him in the head. Punk runs in the ring after Del Rio but he flees to the stage. Del Rio says it is his destiny to become WWE Champion again and beat the hell out of John Cena on Sunday. Del Rio says after that, everyone can go to hell. Del Rio’s music hits as he stares down at Punk and Cena in the ring.

- Still to come tonight, Punk vs. Del Rio. We go to commercial.

WWE United States Title Match: Zack Ryder vs. Dolph Ziggler

We go to the ring and out comes Zack Ryder with his camera in hand. Out next comes the WWE United States Champion Dolph Ziggler with Jack Swagger and Vickie Guerrero right behind him. They air a video package with highlights from Hugh Jackman’s appearance last week.

The bell rings and Ziggler attacks strong. He takes Ryder to the corner and nails him with a big splash. Ziggler with a dropkick. Ryder ducks out of the corner and Ziggler lands on the turnbuckles. Ryder makes a comeback and hits the big running boot in the corner. Vickie gets on the apron and distracts the referee. Ziggler blocks the Ruff Ryder. Swagger gets on the apron and hits Ryder, allowing Ziggler to hit his finisher for the win.

Winner: Dolph Ziggler

- After the match, Swagger and Ziggler shake hands before stomping away on Ryder. WWE Tag Team Champions Evan Bourne and Kofi Kingston run down to make the save. Teddy Long comes out and announces we will have a six-man match after the commercial and Vickie must find a partner and if she can’t, it will be 2 on 3. We go to commercial with Vickie running to the back to look for a partner.

Evan Bourne, Kofi Kingston and Zack Ryder vs. Dolph Ziggler and Jack Swagger

Back from the break and there is no partner yet. Kofi and Swagger start things out. Kofi comes back and hits a big dropkick for a 1 count. Kofi tags in Bourne for a stomp. Bourne fires away on Swagger with kicks and takes him to the corner for another big kick. Swagger overpowers Bourne and slams him into the opposite corner. Ziggler is tagged in to continue the assault on Bourne in the corner.

Swagger comes back in and they keep Bourne on the mat. Swagger applies a submission and holds it until Bourne fights out of it. Swagger drops Bourne over his knee. Bourne runs the ropes and takes Swagger down with knees. Kofi comes in with a big shot and forearms on Swagger. Kofi with a dropkick. Kofi leaps up on Swagger in the corner and hits a series of right hands. Kofi with a big uppercut. Vickie Guerrero comes walking out with Mason Ryan as Kofi gets a 2 count.

Bourne comes back in and works over Swagger before tagging Kofi back in for some double teaming. Kofi with another 2 count on Swagger. Swagger drops Kofi with a right hand and hits him with forearm shots. Ryder finally gets atag and unloads on Swagger. Swagger stops him with a huge clothesline and makes the tag to Mason Ryan. Ryan comes in but clotheslines Swagger and throws him out of the ring. Mason pulls Ziggler in the ring, lifts him high in the air and spikes the US Champion hard to the mat as Vickie screams at ringside. Ryder hits the Ruff Ryder on Ziggler for the win as Mason smiles walking up the ramp.

Winners: Zack Ryder and Air Boom

- Still to come tonight, Punk vs. Del Rio in the main event. Back to commercial.

- Backstage, David Otunga is talking to Vickie Guerrero, Cody Rhodes, Christian and Dolph Ziggler about unsafe working conditions in WWE. He says Laurinaitis, a man of his word, will do something about this but they need to protect themselves. Otunga isn’t sure a lawsuit is the way to go but if it is, they need to be together. Everyone agrees and are all in.

Alberto Del Rio vs. CM Punk

We go to the ring where Ricardo Rodriguez begins the introductions for Alberto Del Rio. Del Rio enters the arena driving a Lamborghini and makes his way to the ring. Back to commercial we go.

Back from commercial and WWE Champion John Cena is joining the announcers for commentary. Out next comes CM Punk as Del Rio waits in the ring. The bell rings and they go at it. Punk goes to work on Del Rio’s arm and puts him in a headlock. Punk fires away with forearm shots. Punk dumps Del Rio out to the floor and comes crashing down. Punk throws Del Rio towards Cena and he hits the fan barrier. Cena stands up and Punk salutes him, then goes back to work on Del Rio, throwing him in the ring. Punk comes back in the ring but Del Rio lays him out and goes to work.

Del Rio beats Punk down in the corner but misses when he charges. Punk turns things around and the referee has to pull him away from the corner. Punk hits Del Rio with knees to the head. Del Rio counters and dumps Punk to the apron, then kicks him in the head. Punk falls to the floor as we go to commercial.

Back from the break and Punk goes at it with Del Rio. Punk goes for GTS but Del Rio slides out and drops him with a DDT. 2 count for Del Rio. Del Rio runs and kicks Punk in the head, getting another 2 count. Del Rio works on Punk’s arm now. Punk fights free and charges in the corner. Del Rio moves and Punk hits the ring post. Del Rio drops Punk with a kick to the head for another 2 count.

Punk comes back with kicks but Del Rio clotheslines him for another 2 count. Del Rio charges on the ropes but Punk moves and he lands out on the floor. Del Rio gets on the apron and drops Punk’s neck over the top rope. Del Rio comes in the ring but Punk big boots him for another pin attempt. Del Rio turns it around again and goes back to work on Punk’s arm. Punk turns things around again coming out of the submission for another 2 count. Punk with kicks and right hands. Del Rio comes right back with a shot to the jaw. Punk catches him in the corner with the high knee. Del Rio blocks the bulldog and hits an armbreaker but Punk kicks out at 2.

Del Rio stomps on Punk and goes for the armbreaker again. Punk breaks free and takes Del Rio down with kicks to the head for the pin and the win.

Winner: CM Punk

- After the match, the Cell begins to lower over the ring. Ricardo Rogriguez runs in and attacks Punk from behind. He flees the ring but is stopped by John Cena. The Cell lowers over Cena, Ricardo, Del Rio and Punk. Ricardo tries to get out as Del Rio looks on. Cena throws Ricardo in the ring and Punk hits him with a GTS. Cena hits the Attitude Adjustment on Ricardo. Punk goes for the GTS on Cena but he counters. The AA is also blocked. Del Rio runs in and hits Cena with a chair and then nails Punk with it. Del Rio hits them both with the chair again and kicks them around. Del Rio throws Punk into the chair that’s propped up in the corner. Del Rio smacks Cena in the back with the chair again, then Punk again. Del Rio’s music hits and RAW goes off the air with him staring at Cena and Punk, who are trying to recover in the ring.

[Space Bear]

Thanks much! Luckily I did get to hear Cole 's anal bleeding delivery, that was just before the cable crapped. I'm just glad it wasn't a PPV that I paid for.

[ParaDime77]

I burst out laughing at that anal bleeding comment. The way he delivered it and how Booker T and JR reacted was priceless.

I about pissed myself looking at JR's reaction. Anal bleeding? Holy random!

[BD888]

I just watched the film Warrior, which has Kurt Angle in it as Fedor type MMA fighter, and he I was wondering, what is up with his eyes? They seem to be bugging out of his head. Does he always look like that?

[ozzyrulz777]

Holy shit they said the reason he is out is because of Anal Bleeding. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Space Bear]

Evil Sin Cara gets his own costume

[LAglamrocker]

awesome!

Helll In The Cell will kill Night of Champions

[Captain Morgan]

Evil Sin Cara gets his own costume

That costume is even cooler than the blue one!

[nakedmadman]

Evil Sin Cara gets his own costume

That costume is cool, as opposed to the gay blue one!

Fixed that for ya

[ozzyrulz777]

Last night during Hogan's announcement Sting was doing commentary and it was pretty funny. Especially the Suburban Commando comment.

[Angry Jew]

HITC has had a 2 week build. It will most likely suck.

[LAglamrocker]

my town got a sh*t pay per view, now a great event 2 weeks later in Cells!

[Space Bear]

In case anyone is wanting to watch Hell in a Cell...

[Monty610]

In case anyone is wanting to watch Hell in a Cell...

Thanks! Exactly what I was coming here to check on. I've been caught up in the MetalSludgeCEO vs SatansChicken feud and I forgot all about real wrestling.

Where's the GWE when you really need em?

[Monty610]

SWEET! The "Shawn Michaels" IC Title Belt is back...

[ozzyrulz777]

Saw Ring Of Honor this weekend. It was really good. I am glad it is finally on a station I can watch it on.