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SkyDog112046 wrote:Here's a question for everyone. How would you beat the team you root for if you were coaching against them?
I'd beat the Browns by putting thirty three professionals on the field against the Browns. Eleven on offense. Eleven on defense. Eleven on special teams. That should probably be enough to beat them.

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I'd beat the Chargers by doing everything in my power to win the turnover battle.
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I'd beat the Patriots by running a no huddle offense out of the shotgun and spread with 5 wide and 4 wide with a single RB sets. I'd send 2 of them deep on every play and have the underneath receivers running crossing routes. The D-Backs are easily confused and the Linebackers haven't adjusted to the 4-3 and can't cover sideline-to-sideline. I'd go 80-20 pass to run with just enough runs up the middle to keep them honest. 15-25 yard passing plays and 5-7 yard end runs would be there all day.

To defend them I'd take away Welker and one of the TEs and make the 2nd & 3rd receivers beat you.
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SkyDog112046 wrote:Here's a question for everyone. How would you beat the team you root for if you were coaching against them?
I'd beat the Panthers by running the ball down their throats. They can't stop anyone.
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SkyDog112046 wrote:
Tymaster wrote:
SkyDog112046 wrote:Here's a question for everyone. How would you beat the team you root for if you were coaching against them?
I'd beat the Browns by putting thirty three professionals on the field against the Browns. Eleven on offense. Eleven on defense. Eleven on special teams. That should probably be enough to beat them.
:lol:
In all seriousness, I'm yet to see the guru in the offensive guru's that Lerner has handed the team over to. I'm confident that Holmgren et al (and lets face it, Shurmur is a puppet to Holmgren, which is why other Holmgrenites like Ray Rhodes and Dick Jauron are sprinkled throughout the staff, and I'm fine with that) will get this thing sailing the right way. It just right now they are stuck trying to find their identity. Not sure we have the personnel for a West Coast offense. There again, Holmgren/Heckert/Shurmur knew coming into free agency that are best receiver was Massaquio (???!!!) so why didn't they address that issue via free agency??
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I'd beat the Bears by showing up on time.
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The 49ers just earned some respect! The Lions really are pieces of shit. Starting fights after they lost the game. I guess it should be expected Detriot is known for crime and dirt and not class and sportsmanship.
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Grossman threw 3 picks today. Guess he was due for a game like that.
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How that assclown got to, and nearly won, a Superbowl is the biggest failure of the NFL. For the NBA equivalent, Antoine Walker when he won a ring with the Heat in 2006.
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I'd beat the Dolphins by just telling my D-Backs to stand still and wait for Henne to make bad decisions.
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MickeyG wrote:I'd beat the Dolphins by just telling my D-Backs to stand still and wait for Henne to make bad decisions.

Henne's out for the year, so good luck with that strategy.
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I don't care for Fox's TV coverage. Too many wide angle views and then they don't zoom in on the ball as the play develops. They seem to miss a lot of stuff too. CBS is much better.
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cantstopthemusic wrote:
MickeyG wrote:I'd beat the Dolphins by just telling my D-Backs to stand still and wait for Henne to make bad decisions.

Henne's out for the year, so good luck with that strategy.
Even better news! :wink:
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MickeyG wrote:
cantstopthemusic wrote:
MickeyG wrote:I'd beat the Dolphins by just telling my D-Backs to stand still and wait for Henne to make bad decisions.

Henne's out for the year, so good luck with that strategy.
Even better news! :wink:

That is sad when you don't even know the QB of your favorite team is out. You are either an idiot or not a fan of football.
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How 'bout those Colts!
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Why is MN going for a field goal down 23-3 with less than 2:00 left in the half? Gutless call. A team doesn't come back from 3 TDs down by kicking field goals. Then they miss it and Chi takes it back the other way for a FG of their own. Doh!
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SkyDog112046 wrote:Why is MN going for a field goal down 23-3 with less than 2:00 left in the half? Gutless call. A team doesn't come back from 3 TDs down by kicking field goals. Then they miss it and Chi takes it back the other way for a FG of their own. Doh!

If you're going to womnder about the Viking's coaches, you are going to go crazy. They make Childress and his crew look like Bill walsh's staff from teh 80s.

Time to clean house.
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Good job by the Niners. Other than that one bullshit call on the Lions TD that got overturned, I have no complaints about the game.

Are the Colts the biggest example of a one player team? Or is there another reason for them sucking so bad this season?
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soulonfire wrote:
Are the Colts the biggest example of a one player team? Or is there another reason for them sucking so bad this season?
It's called "tanking the season to get the #1 draft pick"
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The Lions offense sputtered yesterday. How could you not look to Calvin Johnson at the end of the game? As for the coaches, Harbaugh was a little over the top with his celebration, but come on Schwartz, take your lumps like a man. You do the same thing when you win. I am glad we have a coach that gets pissed when we lose.
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Redman77 wrote:The Lions offense sputtered yesterday. How could you not look to Calvin Johnson at the end of the game? As for the coaches, Harbaugh was a little over the top with his celebration, but come on Schwartz, take your lumps like a man. You do the same thing when you win. I am glad we have a coach that gets pissed when we lose.

Yep. Good on you for admitting that even though you're a Lion's fan. I think that might be why Harbaugh did what he did.
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NeverSurrender wrote:
SkyDog112046 wrote:Why is MN going for a field goal down 23-3 with less than 2:00 left in the half? Gutless call. A team doesn't come back from 3 TDs down by kicking field goals. Then they miss it and Chi takes it back the other way for a FG of their own. Doh!

If you're going to womnder about the Viking's coaches, you are going to go crazy. They make Childress and his crew look like Bill walsh's staff from teh 80s.

Time to clean house.
And after they do manage to score they decide to kick to Hester. And Hester returns it 98 yards for a TD. Hey, nobody saw that coming. It's not like Hester has ever done that before. Why not kick it to him?

How the hell do some of these coaches get their jobs? I understand not every coach can be Lombardi or Walsh, but so many of these guys look like they failed Coaching 101.
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After watching some of those games yesterday it became apparent that some of those coaches knew what they were doing while other coaches can't manage a game.

Name the 5 Best and 5 Worst current NFL coaches. You don't have to number them, just list them as being in the Top 5 or Bottom 5.
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SkyDog112046 wrote:
NeverSurrender wrote:
SkyDog112046 wrote:Why is MN going for a field goal down 23-3 with less than 2:00 left in the half? Gutless call. A team doesn't come back from 3 TDs down by kicking field goals. Then they miss it and Chi takes it back the other way for a FG of their own. Doh!

If you're going to womnder about the Viking's coaches, you are going to go crazy. They make Childress and his crew look like Bill walsh's staff from teh 80s.

Time to clean house.
And after they do manage to score they decide to kick to Hester. And Hester returns it 98 yards for a TD. Hey, nobody saw that coming. It's not like Hester has ever done that before. Why not kick it to him?

How the hell do some of these coaches get their jobs? I understand not every coach can be Lombardi or Walsh, but so many of these guys look like they failed Coaching 101.

I don't believe in kicking away from anybody. And give the Bears the ball at the 50 everytime? Childress did that once, and it was dumber than kicking to him, imo.
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SkyDog112046 wrote:After watching some of those games yesterday it became apparent that some of those coaches knew what they were doing while other coaches can't manage a game.

Name the 5 Best and 5 Worst current NFL coaches. You don't have to number them, just list them as being in the Top 5 or Bottom 5.
very quickly....

Top
Belichick
Payton
John Harbaugh
McCarthy
Coughlin


Bottom
Reid
Carroll
Norv
Del Rio
Garrett
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Lovie is in the bottom five.

Cutler moved from 28 to 14 in QB rating last night. Threw the ball all over the field in rocketing himself to the middle of the QB pack!
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johnk5150 wrote:Lovie is in the bottom five.

Cutler moved from 28 to 14 in QB rating last night. Threw the ball all over the field in rocketing himself to the middle of the QB pack!
Minnesota has to be the worst team I've seen all year. That includes the winless ones.
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Big In Malaysia wrote:
johnk5150 wrote:Lovie is in the bottom five.

Cutler moved from 28 to 14 in QB rating last night. Threw the ball all over the field in rocketing himself to the middle of the QB pack!
Minnesota has to be the worst team I've seen all year. That includes the winless ones.

Talentwise, no, but on play, yes. Though I might have to put the Dolphins worse than us.

I think the team gave up earlier this year than last, since they have realized they have the dumbest coaching staff in the NFL.
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Big In Malaysia wrote:
johnk5150 wrote:Lovie is in the bottom five.

Cutler moved from 28 to 14 in QB rating last night. Threw the ball all over the field in rocketing himself to the middle of the QB pack!
Minnesota has to be the worst team I've seen all year. That includes the winless ones.
They looked like the Bears did against Detroit on Monday.

They really suck. I feel for Peterson. What a waste of a special player.
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johnk5150 wrote:
Big In Malaysia wrote:
johnk5150 wrote:Lovie is in the bottom five.

Cutler moved from 28 to 14 in QB rating last night. Threw the ball all over the field in rocketing himself to the middle of the QB pack!
Minnesota has to be the worst team I've seen all year. That includes the winless ones.
They looked like the Bears did against Detroit on Monday.

They really suck. I feel for Peterson. What a waste of a special player.
Peterson probably would've played in a super bowl with the vikes if he could've held onto the ball in the NFC title game against the Saints. I love him, but he had his chance and he choked like every other Viking in the history of the franchise. And Jared Allen is the best Viking right now. I feel more sorry for Peterson because he has to run through an o-line that gives him about one hole every other game. They are the worst. My buddy is a Bear's fan and couldn't believe the Vikes O-Line was worse than the bears. I said, I told you so.
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I am glad the Lions have become respectable, but I really fucking hate Schwartz.
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