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LAglamrocker wrote:your just jealous becasue my Broncos have The Most Electrifing Man in the NFL
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LAglamrocker wrote:your just jealous because my Broncos have The Most Electrifing Man in the NFL

hope you like seeing Tebow he will be on many Sunday Night and Monday Night games next year!..at least 5
If You think a guy throwing for 100 yards and running for 60 a game is the most electrifying man in the NFL, You've obviously never watched guys like Aaron rodgers or Calvin Johnson. Tebow is winning and that's great but this Tebowmania shit is getting hilarious, I'd say Denvers D has more to do with their recent record than their electric QB.
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LAglamrocker wrote:your just jealous because my Broncos have The Most Electrifing Man in the NFL

hope you like seeing Tebow he will be on many Sunday Night and Monday Night games next year!..at least 5
"YOUR Broncos?" They have The Rock playing quarterback now? :lol:

I don't give a fuck about Tebow or the Broncos. Good for them, I'm hoping they come back and take the AFC from the Raiders. Great comeback from their earlier games this year.
I'm laughing at you screaming like a 14 year old Bieber fan or a Poison fan in his late 20's.
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You guys need to pull back a bit, it's game time in NOLA...Tebow can wait til next Sunday.

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dtmfs wrote:I'd say Denvers D has more to do with their recent record than their electric QB.
They feed off each other.

That's the secret to their recent success.

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cantstopthemusic wrote:
dtmfs wrote:I'd say Denvers D has more to do with their recent record than their electric QB.
They feed off each other.

That's the secret to their recent success.

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Texas-

Man they can't catch a break. So they are going with a 3rd-stringer and a scrap heap for backup. It's a rough situation.

What do you think about some crazy-ass hail mary?

Beg Favre or Warner to come out of retirement? Call Elvis Grbac?

They have a decent cushion so maybe they want to give it a couple games with their guys and see how they do.
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The "Great One" Tebow = no turnovers. No short field for the defence to allow easy points.

Can't Wait for the Brady Pussys in a few weeks, he will see Tebowmania live!
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Crazy Levi wrote:
cantstopthemusic wrote:
dtmfs wrote:I'd say Denvers D has more to do with their recent record than their electric QB.
They feed off each other.

That's the secret to their recent success.

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Crazy Levi wrote:
Tommy wrote:Jets could easily win out

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Not impossible.
LOL

They won't even beat the Skins next week.
They're going to beat the Skins, gimme a break. :lol:
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Tommy wrote:
Crazy Levi wrote:
Tommy wrote:Jets could easily win out

@ WSH
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Not impossible.
LOL

They won't even beat the Skins next week.
They're going to beat the Skins, gimme a break. :lol:
They'll be lucky if they do.
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LAglamrocker wrote:The "Great One" Tebow
The guy's won 5 NFL games and you're praising him like he holds 3 Superbowl rings already. How many Tebow posters are on your bedroom walls L13? :lol:
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Tommy wrote:
They're going to beat the Skins, gimme a break. :lol:
You have no awareness of the Jets. The idea that you think they'll run the table shows how completely out of touch you are.

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Crazy Levi wrote:
Tommy wrote:
They're going to beat the Skins, gimme a break. :lol:
You have no awareness of the Jets. The idea that you think they'll run the table shows how completely out of touch you are.

The J-E-T-S S-U-C-K.

I've forgotten more about football than you'll ever know.

Schotty sucks, Sanchez is scared, and they have no pass rush.

Your team just flat-out sucks.
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Tommy wrote:
Crazy Levi wrote:
Tommy wrote:
They're going to beat the Skins, gimme a break. :lol:
You have no awareness of the Jets. The idea that you think they'll run the table shows how completely out of touch you are.

The J-E-T-S S-U-C-K.

I've forgotten more about football than you'll ever know.

Schotty sucks, Sanchez is scared, and they have no pass rush.

Your team just flat-out sucks.
I KNOW my team sucks.

You seem to think your team can "easily" run the table. You don't understand how poor they are.

The Jets aren't going to run shit. And I think they'll lose this Sunday.
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Crazy Levi wrote:Texas-

Man they can't catch a break. So they are going with a 3rd-stringer and a scrap heap for backup. It's a rough situation.

What do you think about some crazy-ass hail mary?

Beg Favre or Warner to come out of retirement? Call Elvis Grbac?

They have a decent cushion so maybe they want to give it a couple games with their guys and see how they do.
Give the kid a shot , see what he can do and bring in an old vet like Garcia to back him up. They've got a bit of a cushion and they can probably still win the division with just two more wins. With that D and the running game, they ought to be able to pull that off no matter who takes snaps. Maybe Tenn passes them, but at this point, if the Titans can pull it off I'd just tip my hat. The Texans have by far exceeded my expectations for this season anyway. They've been fucking awesome. Thoughts of a run in the post season are pretty much over though. It's a drag, but they really are set up to be one of better teams in the AFC for a while, so I'm content to see what they can do next year. They're returning pretty much everybody, and hopefully, they can stay healthy. Healthy, they're as good as anybody in the conferrence and I really think a super bowl is a strong possibility, but man, injuries have kicked their ass this year. I will say that, just for our good friend P13: Colts 0-11 with their backup QB. Texans 1-0 with their THIRD string QB.
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dtmfs wrote:
MickeyG wrote: To be fair though, we've never had anyone in that time who you'd think "yeah, this guy could really do it." They've been people like Jay Fiedler and A.J. Feely, John Beck or even Chad Pennington. Yeah, Pennington was alright, but you just knew he was one hit away from his season being over. Fucking Joey Harrington? I mean, come on.
True, they showed a list on ESPN one night and I really hadn't noticed how big the list of guys were that they've tried, the worst thing is they could've had brees but went with culpepper, they gambled on the wrong guy coming back from an injury. the team they had in 02' with Ricky williams and that great D would've been sick with even a hobbled late 90's Marino. I guess my problem is I have to quit thinking they'll get another Marino, QB's like that just don't come along often.
Agreed on the Culpepper/Brees situation. That was Miami's chance of a decent QB that they fucked up. Matt Moores doing decent, and the team as a whole has upped its game, but you just have to wonder what the future holds because of the uncertainty at QB and at coach. I'll be surprised if Sparano comes back next year. And then it could be all change again. The defence has pulled it together after being shocking for the first half of the season too.
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A TV station near Indy is switching from Colts to Bears for the rest of the season.
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http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdo ... fl-wp12732

Indiana TV station wouldn’t show the Colts on Sunday

By MJD

Indiana TV station wouldn’t show the Colts on SundayThe Indianapolis Colts are a sad, mopey, miserable football team that aggressively drains the life force out of anyone who watches them play because they want them to win.

Still, people expect them to be on television, which raises an interesting question: At what point does a local network television affiliate have a social responsibility to not show something that makes people so sad? It's like showing a live beheading in primetime. Yeah, it would probably be a ratings hit, but is it a good thing for society? When is it up to a TV station to protect viewers from themselves?

For the local Fox affiliate in Fort Wayne, Ind., just a two-hour drive from Indianapolis, that time came Sunday. Ten losses were enough. One more metaphorical shiv to the ribcage at the hands of Cam Newton(notes) and the Carolina Panthers? No thank you. The people of Fort Wayne will watch the Bears, and they'll like it. (Chicago is also only 200 miles away from Fort Wayne). From FortWayne.com:

The Fox channel had the rights to the Colts' home game, but it could only broadcast one game because CBS had the doubleheader Sunday. Indiana's NewsCenter chose the late-afternoon Chicago Bears game at Oakland over the Colts' 27-19 loss that dropped them to 0-11.

"The buck stops with me," Jerry Giesler, president and general manager of Indiana's NewsCenter, said in a telephone interview. "We talked a lot about it internally. Of course, the year in, year out logical choice would be the Colts. Absolutely, no question. The reason we went with the Bears was to follow the compelling story, their (playoff) hopes alive, a new quarterback."

It's not hard to read between the lines there. The Bears don't suck as much as the Colts, so they showed the Bears. What was going to happen, the Colts winning a game? Right. Might as well keep a camera on the walrus at the local zoo, just in case he decides to sprout wings, take flight and birth a litter of Australian sheep dogs at 4,000 feet.

I kid. Sometimes, I just like being absurdly dramatic. I can actually relate here. In 2000, I went to the local sports bar every week and begged them to put Chargers games on television, despite the fact that they lost their first 11 games. I know that there's a certain type of fan that wants to watch, needs to watch, even if all hope is gone. I feel for that fan.

But TV stations are going to do what TV stations do: chase numbers and chase money. That will always be the case. The world does no favors to people who love 0-11 football teams.
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LAglamrocker wrote:your just jealous because my Broncos have The Most Electrifing Man in the NFL

hope you like seeing Tebow he will be on many Sunday Night and Monday Night games next year!..at least 5
When did Denver acquire Devin Hester?
He's like the Liberace of bass & pot.

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LAglamrocker wrote: Can't Wait for the Brady Pussys in a few weeks, he will see Tebowmania live!
:lol: The Patriots are beatable for sure, but...really?
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Jaguars being sold.

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And Del Rio fired. Hmmm...
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What happened to the NY Giants fans?
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Machado wrote:What happened to the NY Giants fans?


Giants looked terrible. Pierre-Paul was the only one who showed up.
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Machado wrote:What happened to the NY Giants fans?
The Bears currently hold the tie breaker for the privilege to go down to New Orleans and get dick slapped by that Saints offense.

How is that the same team that lost to the fucking Rams?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEx0w-BF ... r_embedded

Nick Novak taking a piss in the middle of the SD/DEN game.
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johnk5150 wrote:
Machado wrote:What happened to the NY Giants fans?
The Bears currently hold the tie breaker for the privilege to go down to New Orleans and get dick slapped by that Saints offense.

How is that the same team that lost to the fucking Rams?
I saw 3 plays of this game because I was doing stuff around the house, but the funniest play was the "fake punt" by the Giants punter.
He made his own decision right? Looked like Coughlin was ripping into him for faking the punt.
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Machado wrote:
johnk5150 wrote:
Machado wrote:What happened to the NY Giants fans?
The Bears currently hold the tie breaker for the privilege to go down to New Orleans and get dick slapped by that Saints offense.

How is that the same team that lost to the fucking Rams?
I saw 3 plays of this game because I was doing stuff around the house, but the funniest play was the "fake punt" by the Giants punter.
He made his own decision right? Looked like Coughlin was ripping into him for faking the punt.

He did that last year as a Jet and Rex and Westhoff tore him up.
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Tommy wrote:Suh gets 2 games. Good.


http://abcnews.go.com/Sports/wireStory/ ... s-15047177

2 is not enough. I thought Goodell had some balls.
The suspension should have been at least 4 games.

About time this moron gets the message and 2 games won't do a damn thing.
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