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johnk5150 wrote: I appreciate Barber's effort, but yeah. He runs angry and that's about it.
At least you can have fond memories of my favorite player of all time, Sir Walter.
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johnk5150 wrote: I appreciate Barber's effort, but yeah. He runs angry and that's about it.
At least you can have fond memories of my favorite player of all time, Sir Walter.
I have two autographs from the sports world. A signed buick calendar from Walter and a Bears pennant signed by the Coach.
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I've got Walter's rookie card! 8)

But seriously the rest of yall stop feeding into Colts discussion. P13 is gonna come in and quote 10 people's posts and blow this thing out another 2 pages of nonsense bickering.
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HMJ wrote:
But seriously the rest of yall stop feeding into Colts discussion. P13 is gonna come in and quote 10 people's posts and blow this thing out another 2 pages of nonsense bickering.
Truth. So, let's talk wild card since the divisions are looking pretty locked up. Who's gonna get in, who's coming up short?
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bane wrote:
HMJ wrote:
But seriously the rest of yall stop feeding into Colts discussion. P13 is gonna come in and quote 10 people's posts and blow this thing out another 2 pages of nonsense bickering.
Truth. So, let's talk wild card since the divisions are looking pretty locked up. Who's gonna get in, who's coming up short?
Not sure it even matters in the NFC this season. The Packers have constructed a mutherfucking dynasty.
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johnk5150 wrote: Not sure it even matters in the NFC this season. The Packers have constructed a mutherfucking dynasty.
Sure they have. Just like the Pats a few years ago.

In the playoffs ANYTHING can happen, and their D gives up a lot of yards. And I think it's stupid as shit for them to go all-in for an undefeated record. They should be resting their players for the playoffs...if they fuck this up nobody will remember their motherfucking dynasty of 2011.

I think the Giants will end up taking the division and lose in the first round of the playoffs.

The Jets might just pull it off like they do every season, and win a Wild Card spot.
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Crazy Levi wrote:
johnk5150 wrote: Not sure it even matters in the NFC this season. The Packers have constructed a mutherfucking dynasty.
Sure they have. Just like the Pats a few years ago.

In the playoffs ANYTHING can happen, and their D gives up a lot of yards. And I think it's stupid as shit for them to go all-in for an undefeated record. They should be resting their players for the playoffs...if they fuck this up nobody will remember their motherfucking dynasty of 2011.

I think the Giants will end up taking the division and lose in the first round of the playoffs.

The Jets might just pull it off like they do every season, and win a Wild Card spot.
Anything and everything can happen. Just because the packers are looking like a dynasty right now does not guarantee a damn thing.
If the Pack was my team, I would be rooting for them to lose at least 1 game before the regular season ends.
Remember what happened to the Pats a couple years ago?

the "experts" are saying the Packers might suffer in the playoffs by playing at home, in the cold, brutal weather because that will take away their passing game. Sort of makes sense.
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Machado wrote:
the "experts" are saying the Packers might suffer in the playoffs by playing at home, in the cold, brutal weather because that will take away their passing game. Sort of makes sense.
That baffles me because any team going into that situation as visitor is going to at a greater disadvantage than the Packers.
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WTF wrote:
Machado wrote:
the "experts" are saying the Packers might suffer in the playoffs by playing at home, in the cold, brutal weather because that will take away their passing game. Sort of makes sense.
That baffles me because any team going into that situation as visitor is going to at a greater disadvantage than the Packers.
well normally the great equalizer is a running game that keeps the packers offense off the field.

this is all talk and once the games begin, all this talk might go out the frikkin window.

a passing team probably excels in good weather, no rain/no snow, etc....
a running game can excel in any type of weather.
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When Tebow wins Superbowl this year over 49ers, thats a great thing


will be fun to see Greenbay cry in 2nd round, then see overhyped Saints choke


not 18-0 Pats CHOKE against Giants bad, but still funny
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Crazy Levi wrote:
johnk5150 wrote: Not sure it even matters in the NFC this season. The Packers have constructed a mutherfucking dynasty.
Sure they have. Just like the Pats a few years ago.

In the playoffs ANYTHING can happen, and their D gives up a lot of yards. And I think it's stupid as shit for them to go all-in for an undefeated record. They should be resting their players for the playoffs...if they fuck this up nobody will remember their motherfucking dynasty of 2011.
Green Bay is really good, but they've had a few close scrapes this year. Both the Saints and Giants were right there, and either is capable of beating them given a lucky bounce or two. I don't know if the AFC has a team that can do it.
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LAglamrocker wrote:When Tebow wins Superbowl this year over 49ers, thats a great thing


will be fun to see Greenbay cry in 2nd round, then see overhyped Saints choke


not 18-0 Pats CHOKE against Giants bad, but still funny
Denver won't beat Houston, Ravens, Pitt or NE in the playoffs. They've been a great story, but its not gonna happen.
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Pats "same old team" good season, lose in playoffs, Brady will never get another ring

Houston ha,ha

Ravens, 1st round in Denver = loss

Steelers beatable


Denver wins on the road, this season thats what matters in playoffs.
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Denver beat struggling Jets and Chargers teams. Those are really their only "quality" wins. They needed two retarded plays by Barber to beat a collapsing Bears squad. They've been lucky but I think they're done against any of the top seeds and Pitt will beat them in Denver. This weekend will tell us a lot. I expect NE to beat them handily.
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The Packers are very beatable but they have that fucking home town edge. The Saints are a dome team that would be going to Lambeau in January.
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I agree. Saints can't win on the road in the playoffs.
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Tebow "hate" is still strong

now his team has to beat the legend Brady and the Pats with less then a season as QB!
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HMJ wrote:The Packers are very beatable but they have that fucking home town edge. The Saints are a dome team that would be going to Lambeau in January.
They definitely aren't the same team on the road. They damn near coughed it up to the Titans last week. The Texans thank them greatly for holding them off.
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LAglamrocker wrote:Tebow "hate" is still strong

now his team has to beat the legend Brady and the Pats with less then a season as QB!
Why is it "hate" to point out the obvious? Personally, I hope he beats the Pats. It helps my team's seeding. I just don't see it happening.
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LAglamrocker wrote:When Tebow wins Superbowl this year over 49ers, thats a great thing
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poizond13 wrote: We've always won games by putting up points on the board and executing on offense. You can't play our style of football without a quality QB.
...and yet the Colts didn't have a quality backup. Given they play that style, that is clearly an example of incredible short-sightedness and bad management on their part.
You're the one who's shortsighted. You're looking at one season and forgetting that we had 12 straight successful ones with that very strategy. This season was unavoidable. The football gods dealt us a bad hand. We'll bounce back strong next year.
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poizond13 wrote:You're the one who's shortsighted. You're looking at one season and forgetting that we had 12 straight successful ones with that very strategy.
Retard.

That strategy was "don't get hurt Peyton!"

That's not a solid strategy.

And stop living in the past. The Colts are finished.

What are your thoughts on the rest of the playoffs? You think anybody can beat the Pack?
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Still no response from Peenis about Mathis and Freeney tackle totals. And don't get me wrong, I am a Freeney fan. He represents Connecticut!
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Paul Angerer is #3 in the NFL in tackles...impressive for a rookie on an 0-13 team
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Heenan Snuka wrote:Paul Angerer is #3 in the NFL in tackles...impressive for a rookie on an 0-13 team
That dude is awesome. His name is very fitting.
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Heenan Snuka wrote:Paul Angerer is #3 in the NFL in tackles...impressive for a rookie on an 0-13 team
Really good point, but it's Pat Angerer and he's a 2nd year player. :lol: But yeah, he is a beast, going to be a good LB for us for many years to come.
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Crazy Levi wrote:
poizond13 wrote:You're the one who's shortsighted. You're looking at one season and forgetting that we had 12 straight successful ones with that very strategy.
Retard.

That strategy was "don't get hurt Peyton!"

That's not a solid strategy.

And stop living in the past. The Colts are finished.

What are your thoughts on the rest of the playoffs? You think anybody can beat the Pack?
There was never any reason to think Peyton's health was in doubt. It is what it is. With the salary cap, you sacrifice a quality starter by carrying a high quality backup on your roster. I don't think we could have handled it any other way. Everyone knew we would not win the Super Bowl without Peyton anyway.

I'm not going to lie, there is a lot of uncertainty about next year. We still face the question of whether or not Peyton will come back healthy. Everyone believes he will but it's still an uncertain situation with the nerve having to regenerate. There's nothing I'd like more than to see Peyton come back to the team for 3-4 more years. Forget about records, championships, winning, etc, the thing I think about most is that watching Peyton Manning play the game is just plain fun, and truly a privilege that I've enjoyed since 1998. No one plays the game the way he does, and it's been incredible to watch him play every Sunday for 12 years. If you're a football fan, you enjoy watching Peyton play the game, and you appreciate all he's done for the game. That's the one thing I will never forget, and I always realize how lucky I've been to watch him play every week since he was drafted into the league. I hope and believe we will have a few more years of that.

Regarding the playoffs, hard not to consider the Packers overwhelming favorites to win it all. No, I don't see anybody beating them right now but that's what I enjoy about the playoffs, anything can happen and there are a number of teams who could possibly put together a good enough game to beat GB. In the NFC, I think the Saints and Giants are the only two teams that could possibly do it. Obviously the Packers are going to be at Lambeau throughout the playoffs, and I do not see them losing there. Much as I cannot stand Rodgers, he is firing on all cylinders right now and it is impressive to watch. With all the weapons they have, I would be very surprised if they did not go to the Superbowl at 18-0.

In the AFC, there are really only two teams that stand a chance against GB, and that's Baltimore and Pittsburgh. Both teams have looked impressive and I'd say it will between those two teams in the AFC. No one else has a defense that can contend against Rodgers and GB. Houston will fold early with their rookie QB. NE will not win any games with that defense. Denver will go nowhere with Tebow. To me, it definitely comes down to Pitt and Baltimore, both teams have what it takes
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poizond13 wrote: There was never any reason to think Peyton's health was in doubt. It is what it is. With the salary cap, you sacrifice a quality starter by carrying a high quality backup on your roster. I don't think we could have handled it any other way. Everyone knew we would not win the Super Bowl without Peyton anyway.

I'm not going to lie, there is a lot of uncertainty about next year. We still face the question of whether or not Peyton will come back healthy. Everyone believes he will but it's still an uncertain situation with the nerve having to regenerate. There's nothing I'd like more than to see Peyton come back to the team for 3-4 more years. Forget about records, championships, winning, etc, the thing I think about most is that watching Peyton Manning play the game is just plain fun, and truly a privilege that I've enjoyed since 1998. No one plays the game the way he does, and it's been incredible to watch him play every Sunday for 12 years. If you're a football fan, you enjoy watching Peyton play the game, and you appreciate all he's done for the game. That's the one thing I will never forget, and I always realize how lucky I've been to watch him play every week since he was drafted into the league. I hope and believe we will have a few more years of that.
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Who are you and what have you done with the real Retard13?

Only thing is, it's the NFL. Your starting QB's health is ALWAYS in doubt.

I know $ is an issue, but Curtis fucking Painter?

Nice to see you accepting that it's possible the Manning era could be over. Do you really want him to put his life in danger so we can all enjoy a few more years of his play?

It's been a hell of a career, but everything comes to an end.
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My take on the Pack-

if the lose a game before the Super Bowl, they'll win the Super Bowl.

If they go 16-0, they won't.
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Crazy Levi wrote:
poizond13 wrote: There was never any reason to think Peyton's health was in doubt. It is what it is. With the salary cap, you sacrifice a quality starter by carrying a high quality backup on your roster. I don't think we could have handled it any other way. Everyone knew we would not win the Super Bowl without Peyton anyway.

I'm not going to lie, there is a lot of uncertainty about next year. We still face the question of whether or not Peyton will come back healthy. Everyone believes he will but it's still an uncertain situation with the nerve having to regenerate. There's nothing I'd like more than to see Peyton come back to the team for 3-4 more years. Forget about records, championships, winning, etc, the thing I think about most is that watching Peyton Manning play the game is just plain fun, and truly a privilege that I've enjoyed since 1998. No one plays the game the way he does, and it's been incredible to watch him play every Sunday for 12 years. If you're a football fan, you enjoy watching Peyton play the game, and you appreciate all he's done for the game. That's the one thing I will never forget, and I always realize how lucky I've been to watch him play every week since he was drafted into the league. I hope and believe we will have a few more years of that.
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Who are you and what have you done with the real Retard13?

Only thing is, it's the NFL. Your starting QB's health is ALWAYS in doubt.

I know $ is an issue, but Curtis fucking Painter?

Nice to see you accepting that it's possible the Manning era could be over. Do you really want him to put his life in danger so we can all enjoy a few more years of his play?

It's been a hell of a career, but everything comes to an end.
Well, Peyton wouldn't come back if his health was at risk. He also wouldn't come back if he couldn't play at the high level that he's always played at. The neck is already healed and there is firm fixation so that's not the issue. They say after a surgery like this your neck is just as strong or stronger than it was before the injury. The issue right now is the nerve regeneration in his arm. There's no way to say when, or even if, it will come back for sure. No doctor in the world can predict that. That's what is keeping Peyton back from being able to throw the ball with the kind of velocity that he needs to right now. Everyone thinks it will regenerate in the near future, but until it happens, there's no guarantee.

Of course Peyton's had an amazing career and everything comes to an end. But I cannot envision and certainly do not want to consider that his career could end this way. With everything he's done, he deserves to go out on his own terms. He deserves the chance at having a proper send off after his final season. His last game should NOT be that wild card game against the Jets which our pathetic special teams squandered away at the last second. And truthfully, he deserves at least one more Super Bowl win.

And I agree with you about Painter. He's terrible and was never a viable option, and the team should have recognized that two years ago when he got some playing time at the end of the season and looked awful. He was a rookie then, but still.
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