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If he was black, would the mainstream media make fun of his convictions and way he lives his life like they do now?? Or would they say he is "grounded" from a strong upbringing by his mother. Since he is a white guy who loves God and walks the walk he is frowned upon, but if he was of color would the media shy away? Hmmm.......
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He'd still suck.
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The 'mainstream media' treats Josh Hamilton just fine. Maybe Tebow needs to prove he can play with a bit more consistency and they'll lay off.
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Hamilton is always referred to that ex drug addict. Yes, he is a helluva player too, but somehow hsi drug abuse always enters into the conversation. Plus, Josh does not live the life that Tebow does. He never has.
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He'd have more rhythm....




















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He would be called Vince Young and be blown up deservedly so by the media.
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Bassmaster1984 wrote:If he was black, would the mainstream media make fun of his convictions and way he lives his life like they do now?? Or would they say he is "grounded" from a strong upbringing by his mother. Since he is a white guy who loves God and walks the walk he is frowned upon, but if he was of color would the media shy away? Hmmm.......
This is classic fucking "begging the question" angle that only the most retarded and borderline racist idiots have been dragging into this stupid Tebow storyline. I'm so fucking sick of it. Here's a couple more good examples of this idiocy:

What if Tebow were Muslim?
http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2011/12/ ... re-muslim/

What if he were Black or Asian?
http://www.nypost.com/p/sports/more_spo ... o7ZPZSVilJ

Give me a fucking break. Tebow is being mocked because a) he's a shitty football player, and B) he fucking PRAYS on the sidelines between plays and won't shut the fuck up about this Jesus bullshit.

Yes. If Tebow were goddamn black and he did black power salutes between every play, and in post-game interviews he started everything off with "As a black man..." you can be goddamn sure people would be making fun of him.

If he was muslim and he dropped down and faced Mecca after every touchdown people would make jokes about it.

If he were Asian and every time he completed a pass (that's like, 3 times per game for Tebow) he screamed something in Chinese and started doing karate moves, yes, people would make fun of him.

Tim Tebow sucks fucking balls at playing football - the fact that he's a Jesus Freak just gives people more shit to make of fun of about him.

All the butthurt white people whining about how it'd be all hands off if he were black, gay, muslim, or whateverthefuck can go eat a dick.

You guys are fucking idiots. Hmmmm.......
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ParaDime77 wrote:He would be called Vince Young and be blown up deservedly so by the media.
Vince can throw a ball that doesn't look like a wounded duck, but otherwise, yeah. He'd get that "college QB who can't cut it in the NFL" label and the Jesus freaks wouldn't say squat about it.
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The media replaced one shitty QB (Vick) with another.

They think if they repeat things enough times it will become true.
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If he were muslim he'd be ElBow
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Hell, if he were a Muslim the president and ophah would be all over him with love. Vince Young has nothing to do with this conversation. Maybe if he had been a 3rd or 4th round draft instead he would noy be so much of a bust. But hell, he lead the Broncos to the playoffs this year. Not a bad bust.
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Bassmaster1984 wrote:Hell, if he were a Muslim the president and ophah would be all over him with love. Vince Young has nothing to do with this conversation. Maybe if he had been a 3rd or 4th round draft instead he would noy be so much of a bust. But hell, he lead the Broncos to the playoffs this year. Not a bad bust.
The Bronco defense and running game led them to the playoffs. Tebow is an overhyped, first round scrub. Just like Vince Young.
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Bassmaster1984 wrote:Hell, if he were a Muslim the president and ophah would be all over him with love.
Goddamn you are stupid
But hell, he lead the Broncos to the playoffs this year. Not a bad bust.
He's not? The jury is still out. He's looked terrible 3 weeks running. He's going to flop horribly in the playoffs.

The Broncos TRADED UP to get this stiff when he was projected as a late 2nd rounder. If things keep going the way they are, he certainly is a bust.

And they've wasted this season on trying to prove it. If they'd just stuck with Orton they'd be ahead of the game.
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Bassmaster1984 wrote:Hamilton is always referred to that ex drug addict. Yes, he is a helluva player too, but somehow hsi drug abuse always enters into the conversation. Plus, Josh does not live the life that Tebow does. He never has.
Yes, that's always going to be talked about and he seems fine with it; also, though, he's an outspoken Christian (see, for instance, his Letterman appearance) and I haven't heard anyone make fun of him for it. And he doesn't appear to be a black.

Of course, he hasn't convinced 6 million women to not have abortions or whatever.
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Steven A Smith would think he was the greatest thing ever for the new NFL, a star is born
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Bassmaster1984 wrote:Hell, if he were a Muslim the president and ophah would be all over him with love. Vince Young has nothing to do with this conversation. Maybe if he had been a 3rd or 4th round draft instead he would noy be so much of a bust. But hell, he lead the Broncos to the playoffs this year. Not a bad bust.
Rex Grossman was the QB the year the Bears went to the Superbowl. Just sayin.
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Bassmaster1984 wrote:But hell, he lead the Broncos to the playoffs this year. Not a bad bust.
As a Chiefs fan it sickens me you don't know how shitty our division really is.

He "led" nothing except team prayers. Did God make the Chargers lose?

Goddamn you're stupid but if you were Muslim Obama and Ophphraphaara would be all over your ass showing you some love.
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bane wrote:He'd still suck.
He'd be funkier.
He's like the Liberace of bass & pot.

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Orton as a Chief, they will be in last place every year. What team will they be better than? Chargers No, Raiders No, Broncos No

and yes Tebows God made those teams lose. I saw it in person in San Diego
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LAglamrocker wrote:Orton as a Chief, they will be in last place every year. What team will they be better than? Chargers No, Raiders No, Broncos No

and yes Tebows God made those teams lose. I saw it in person in San Diego
You were there? That shit pissed me the fuck off so goddamn bad!

I'm not a Cassel hater, nor am I a nutswinger but the problem I have with the goddamn offensive line in KC. I mean, each week I'm going "What the fuck are they doing?" I hope he comes back strong next year and they get something going because I'm fucking 37 and this shit is getting fucking ollllld.
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LAglamrocker wrote:Orton as a Chief, they will be in last place every year. What team will they be better than? Chargers No, Raiders No, Broncos No

and yes Tebows God made those teams lose. I saw it in person in San Diego
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7-1

that was Tebowmania, reason for home game Sunday
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LAglamrocker wrote:7-1

that was Tebowmania, reason for home game Sunday
Tebowmania had to count on Oakland losing the last game to get that home game. I read today that Quinn is taking first team snaps. Sounds like Eleay is about to put the God squad out of its misery.
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what did Packers have to count on last year for them to make playoffs, that led to a Superbowl...some "kind" of magic and prayer!
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LAglamrocker wrote:what did Packers have to count on last year for them to make playoffs, that led to a Superbowl...some "kind" of magic and prayer!
You better pray hard. That team backed in. They're one and done.
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Denver has already "won" Tebow is a rockstar

next two weeks of victories will piss off the NFL world forever!

you might want to order this to keep your heart not so cold


http://shop.denverbroncos.com/Denver_Br ... Sweatshirt
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LAglamrocker wrote:Denver has already "won" Tebow is a rockstar

next two weeks of victories will piss off the NFL world forever!

you might want to order this to keep your heart not so cold


http://shop.denverbroncos.com/Denver_Br ... Sweatshirt
Yeah, everything is going so great with Tebow that Quinn got half the snaps with the first team offense this week in practice. Because teams always prep their QBs for their first playoff game by taking away their practice reps.
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more like Denver doing something different for Steelers defense. Put 2nd QB in for plays throughout the game, to change things up
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