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The oddsmakers in Vegas and plenty of pundits are giving the Broncos no chance Saturday in Foxboro to win, and that’s understandable. All week long, I’ve been reading Boston newspapers, listening to Boston radio and talking to some friends who are talk show hosts up there as well, and you’d think this is a bye week for the Patriots. Almost nobody on the East Coast – or really anywhere, aside from Broncos fans – is giving Tim Tebow and company a chance.

But that doesn’t mean the cause is hopeless. In fact, I have five reasons why the Broncos can win. But they really need all five of these things to occur to go from a 13-point underdog to a victor on Saturday.




1. The Running Game

The Broncos own the best running game in the NFL. We all know about the Patriots atrocious pass defense, but they have an almost equally horrid run defense. We saw that firsthand, as the Broncos had a record-setting first quarter against the Pats at Sports Authority Field at Mile High on Dec. 18., racking up 166 yards in the opening quarter. Willis McGahee was having his way with New England, where he rushed for 59 yards before he left the game with a leg issue. He returned briefly in the third quarter, but the Broncos were down double-digits at that point, and he only gained another 11 yards. Running back Lance Ball picked up the slack for McGahee, adding another 64 yards and a rushing touchdown. The team’s third running back, Jeremiah Johnson, tossed in another 25 yards, and quarterback Tim Tebow led all rushers in the game with 93 yards and two scores. If the Broncos can protect the ball, and stick with what’s worked for them, they can run all over the Patriots.



2. Turnover Battle

In their meeting a month ago, the Broncos turned the ball over three times in the second quarter. That led directly to 13 points. Rarely can you lose the turnover battle and win the game; against the Patriots, it’s darn near impossible. Since 2000, the Pats are 106-4 when they win the turnover battle. Thus, Denver cannot put the ball on the ground or throw it to the other team, which is no easy task because the Pats are third in the league in takeaways. Also, the Broncos have to force a takeaway or two of their own. In New England’s three regular season losses, Tom Brady had seven turnovers. So, it’s imperative that the Broncos get to Brady, and force him to give the ball up a time or two.



3. The Pass Rush

Arguably, the biggest strength of the Broncos defense this season has been the pass rush. Denver finished 10th in the NFL in sacks, but at one point they were ranked as high as fifth. That number was in large part to the simultaneous health of their primary pass rushers. Von Miller came out like gangbusters with 11.5 sacks in the first 12 games he played, but struggled down the stretch because of his thumb injury. Elvis Dumervil started slow and was hobbled by a high ankle sprain (which may be bothering him again), but registered at least a half a sack in eight of the team’s last nine games. The Broncos defense sacked Ben Roethlisberger five times on Sunday, with a pair of those coming from defensive end Robert Ayers, who had never posted a multi-sack game in his career; in fact, in three years since being drafted 18th overall in 2009, Ayers only totaled 4.5 sacks. The first time around, the Broncos barely touched Brady; Elvis smacked him once and Von got to him after a botched QB-center exchange, but it was counted as a tackle for loss. However, the pass rushers looked inspired on Sunday. Miller seemed to have his burst and aggressiveness back and Elvis seemed to be near Big Ben on nearly every pass attempt. If you mix in the myriad of blitzes defensive coordinator Dennis Allen will dial up from the linebackers and secondary, the Broncos could make Brady’s day much longer than he’d like.



4. Pass Coverage

Champ Bailey said again this week that a consistent pass rush really is the key to good pass coverage. We’ve certainly seen the opposite of that, such as last season when the Broncos had no pass rush with Elvis out for the season and the defensive backs were asked to cover for five or more seconds. This season, the pass rush has helped everyone, and if it’s there, as I believe it will be on Saturday, I think the Broncos have a much better shot against the Pats. Also, Champ said (and we all saw this), “We need to cover better.” New England tight end Aaron Hernandez ran wild against the Broncos last time around, and even though they kept wide out Wes Welker and Hernandez’ counterpart, Rob Gronkowski, in relative check, Brady was able to do what he wanted with the ball. Early in that game, safety Brian Dawkins went down, and it was obvious how bad the Broncos defensive communication suffered when he left. In the last three games without B-Dawk, Champ Bailey and the rest of the secondary have all made a concerted effort to be more vocal; it should help alleviate some of the reasons Brady had open targets all day. While this is just my speculation, I think you’ll see the Broncos in dime coverage (which means six DBs) with rookie Chris Harris on Welker again, bracketed coverage on Gronk, Bailey following Hernandez, and cornerback Andre Goodman covering wide outs Deion Branch or Chad OchoCinco.


5. Tim Tebow

I would be remiss without mentioning the Broncos starting QB. Tebow Time was in full effect on Sunday, and there’s no reason to think it doesn’t carry over. The 316 pass yards surprised me, but I’ve been around Tebow enough to see how he handles things, and to see how well he plays when his confidence is high. As I mentioned, Timmy nearly rushed for 100 yards a month ago, and threw for just under 200. Again, if Timmy & Co. can protect the ball, run to set up the pass, and pass with anywhere near the success they had on Sunday against the Steelers, Bill Belichick and his cronies could be in for as long a day as fellow defensive mastermind Dick Lebeau endured. I think Tebow’s intangibles absolutely do matter in the playoffs. He needs to play with the same aggression that he played with Sunday, and the rest should take care of itself.


While I’m not ready to guarantee a Broncos victory, I do think the Patriots and their fans are overlooking this team. New England has lost their last three playoff games and the last time they overlooked a team like this, they lost in the Super Bowl after going 18-0. As we’ve seen throughout history, the football is shaped funny and has been known to take funny bounces. And you know what? This Saturday, I just have a sneaking suspicion, just like I did on Sunday, that it may take just enough funny bounces for the Broncos to escape with a win!




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Is that one of those fucking Yahoo! Sports "A Fan's Take" things? Shitty writing, brah.
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I hope they lose. I am tired of the Tebow obsession.
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HeavyMetalZombie666 wrote:I hope they lose. I am tired of the Tebow obsession.
Coming from a Stryper fan I'm surprised to hear that.
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HeavyMetalZombie666 wrote:I hope they lose. I am tired of the Tebow obsession.
I have 5 co-workers who despise Tom Brady and have no real opinion on Tebow since it's his first year in the NFL, but they are cheering for the Patriots to win just so the media will shut up about him.. :lol:
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HeavyMetalZombie666 wrote:I hope they lose. I am tired of the Tebow obsession.
Coming from a Stryper fan I'm surprised to hear that.
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HeavyMetalZombie666 wrote:I hope they lose. I am tired of the Tebow obsession.
I have 5 co-workers who despise Tom Brady and have no real opinion on Tebow since it's his first year in the NFL, but they are cheering for the Patriots to win just so the media will shut up about him.. :lol:
I don't blame them either. I am not a Patriots fan and don't have anything against them but listening about Tebow all the time really makes me sick.
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MurrayFiend wrote:Is that one of those fucking Yahoo! Sports "A Fan's Take" things? Aitty writing, brah.

yet another salient observation from some unknown alternym. I've been posting here for the better part of a decade I've no idea who you are? And nice comeback one whole sentence really? I guess you're not into the whole point counterpoint huh?




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MurrayFiend wrote:Is that one of those fucking Yahoo! Sports "A Fan's Take" things? Aitty writing, brah.

yet another salient observation from some unknown alternym. I've been posting here for the better part of a decade I've no idea who you are? And nice comeback one whole sentence really? I guess you're not into the whole point counterpoint huh?




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You have no idea who Murrayfiend is? He's been here as long as you have dude, and he ventures off of the gossip board plenty. The real question should be, where the fuck have you been all year? You never showed up once in the NFL thread until after Denver pulled off their miracle against Pitt last week. Bandwagon much?
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bane wrote:
Pimp_From_The_Grave wrote:
MurrayFiend wrote:Is that one of those fucking Yahoo! Sports "A Fan's Take" things? Aitty writing, brah.



yet another salient observation from some unknown alternym. I've been posting here for the better part of a decade I've no idea who you are? And nice comeback one whole sentence really? I guess you're not into the whole point counterpoint huh?

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You have no idea who Murrayfiend is? He's been here as long as you have dude, and he ventures off of the gossip board plenty. The real question should be, where the fuck have you been all year? You never showed up once in the NFL thread until after Denver pulled off their miracle against Pitt last week. Bandwagon much?

No i don't. Why should I? bangwagon...That's rich...Been a Broncos fan since the age of five.

I typically don't post sports related items here because as I expected a 1980s hair metal parody site isn't as sports intensive as I'm used to.


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Maybe you ought to lay off the "do you know who I am" shit then dude. Murray has participated in the loccer room all year. You got here like 3 days ago. You're a long time sludger but you're a loccer room virgin.
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bane wrote:Maybe you ought to lay off the "do you know who I am" shit then dude. Murray has participated in the loccer room all year. You got here like 3 days ago. You're a long time sludger but you're a loccer room virgin.

Oh gotcha....I only chimed in when I saw the Tebow talk. Good for him I hope his team plays well this week end.




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Pimp_From_The_Grave wrote:

No i don't. Why should I? bangwagon...That's rich...Been a Broncos fan since the age of five.

I typically don't post sports related items here because as I expected a 1980s hair metal parody site isn't as sports intensive as I'm used to.


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Luminiferous wrote:
HeavyMetalZombie666 wrote:I hope they lose. I am tired of the Tebow obsession.
I have 5 co-workers who despise Tom Brady and have no real opinion on Tebow since it's his first year in the NFL, but they are cheering for the Patriots to win just so the media will shut up about him.. :lol:
This is pretty much me as well, although I don't hate Brady just the Pats in general. Have no hate for Tebow or the Broncs, but the hype and bullshit has gotten stupid. Thing is, the Broncos limited success hasn't all been down to Tebow, the rest of the team has had a hand too. If I was the rest of the guys I don't know if to be happy that all the focus is on Tebow, and thus the pressure, or whether to be pissed I'm not getting recognition for my efforts.
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MickeyG wrote:Thing is, the Broncos limited success hasn't all been down to Tebow, the rest of the team has had a hand too. If I was the rest of the guys I don't know if to be happy that all the focus is on Tebow, and thus the pressure, or whether to be pissed I'm not getting recognition for my efforts.
The QB is (in the majority of cases) the face of the team.

He gets the blame for producing L's and the credit when turning in the W's.

Who might you think isn't feeling "recognized" for their efforts? The defense?

All they really care about is winning the next game.

When the Broncos don't turn the ball over - they win.

When they do turn the ball over - they don't.

That's pretty much what it boils down to.

I'm sure that will be the key to tonight's game, as well.
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Speaking of turnover potential - current forecast calls for a single digit temperature (below zero w/ windchill) tonight in Foxboro.
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MickeyG wrote:Thing is, the Broncos limited success hasn't all been down to Tebow, the rest of the team has had a hand too. If I was the rest of the guys I don't know if to be happy that all the focus is on Tebow, and thus the pressure, or whether to be pissed I'm not getting recognition for my efforts.
The QB is (in the majority of cases) the face of the team.

He gets the blame for producing L's and the credit when turning in the W's.

Who might you think isn't feeling "recognized" for their efforts? The defense?

All they really care about is winning the next game.

When the Broncos don't turn the ball over - they win.

When they do turn the ball over - they don't.

That's pretty much what it boils down to.

I'm sure that will be the key to tonight's game, as well.
I have no idea how any of the other guys are feeling. I was saying, "if it was me". I don't know if any of the other guys have egos or not. Usually amongst sports stars, there's an ego or 2.

And that turning the ball over thing you can say about any team, dude. The commentators say it in every game on tv.
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MickeyG wrote:And that turning the ball over thing you can say about any team, dude.
"The Great" Matt Moore can still have several turnovers a game - and win.
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Yeah coz Miami's defense showed up the 2nd half of the year and forced more turnovers than Moore coughed up. To be fair to Moore, he didn't give up that many turnovers per game. Miami did start to make picks though, 2nd half of the season.
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Currently 31 degrees here in Boston, so its probably 3-5 degrees colder out in the foxboro already and the sun is fading fast. Long johns aren't optional tonight!
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Pussies!

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No i don't. Why should I? bangwagon...That's rich...Been a Broncos fan since the age of five.

I typically don't post sports related items here because as I expected a 1980s hair metal parody site isn't as sports intensive as I'm used to.


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Nice run from Hernandez (!) to set up that TD. Now let's see Tebow answer back.
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Fuckin' Tebow! :lol:
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Whoops!
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What the fuck was Brady lookin' at there? :lol:
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Ha!

"Whoops" number 2. Good position for Denver.
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Yeah, this Tebow is the reason Denvers got this far. :roll: McGahee's done nuthin'.
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Umm...

Denver needs a real miracle in the second half.
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