KOBE TEACHES YOU MORONS A LESSON
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Re: KOBE TEACHES YOU MORONS A LESSON
Here we go again, how'd that 3-peat work out for ya?


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Don't even worry about the 3 peat. He still can't come to terms that the Lakers won in '02, only because the refs fixed the game. Literally, there were convictions handed down. Enjoy your wrestling.Facedown wrote:Here we go again, how'd that 3-peat work out for ya?
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2 FUCKIN CHAMPIONSHIPS IN A ROW - WHAT DID YOUR MISERABLE TEAM ACHIEVE? OH YEAH:Facedown wrote:Here we go again, how'd that 3-peat work out for ya?
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COME BACK WHEN YOU FINISH POLISHING THOSE SHOES, NEGRO.
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STILL STUCK IN THE PAST - LET IT GO SORE LOSER, THE LA LAKERS WON FARE AND SQUARE, 3-PEATING YOUR FUCKING ASS TO THE GROUND.killeverything wrote: Don't even worry about the 3 peat. He still can't come to terms that the Lakers won in '02, only because the refs fixed the game. Literally, there were convictions handed down. Enjoy your wrestling.
YOU STILL WATCHING THAT FAKE ASS SPORT WHERE MEN TOUCH EACH OTHERS BUTT CELEBRATING A "GOOD" PLAY?
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grishnak boss wrote:2 FUCKIN CHAMPIONSHIPS IN A ROW - WHAT DID YOUR MISERABLE TEAM ACHIEVE? OH YEAH:Facedown wrote:Here we go again, how'd that 3-peat work out for ya?
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COME BACK WHEN YOU FINISH POLISHING THOSE SHOES, NEGRO.

I haven't given a flying fuck about basketball since the late 80's, but I'll play along.
I used to be a Celtics fan, let's review:
Championships
Celtics 17 - 4 .809
Lakers 16 - 15 .516
One more title in 10 less attempts.

Come back when the Lakers have a fucking 8-PEAT you Sleeze Beez loving fuck.

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According to Bleacher Report, Kobe could win it all this year if they traded for Captain Canada.

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you were alive for how many of those Boston titles?
4?
Laker fan since 85= 8
4?
Laker fan since 85= 8
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That has what to do with the total being 17 to 16?LAglamrocker wrote:you were alive for how many of those Boston titles?
4?
Laker fan since 85= 8
Go stick to sucking Tebows cock.
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pretty much everything
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Really?
So, the Celtics don't have 17 titles?

So, the Celtics don't have 17 titles?

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you became a fan of a team, thats the point "your" team wins titles
if I'm a fan of UCLA basketball, does my team have 11 titles, if i become a fan in 85 or so "we" have 1
if I'm a fan of UCLA basketball, does my team have 11 titles, if i become a fan in 85 or so "we" have 1
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You're such a fucking moron.LAglamrocker wrote:you became a fan of a team, thats the point "your" team wins titles
if I'm a fan of UCLA basketball, does my team have 11 titles, if i become a fan in 85 or so "we" have 1
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1985? Is that the year you were unfrozen?


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Don't even worry about the 3 peat. He still can't come to terms that the Lakers won in '02, only because the refs fixed the game. Literally, there were convictions handed down. Enjoy your wrestling.




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OF COURSE YOU COULDN'T STAY A FAN OF BASKETBALL AFTER THE CELTICS ASSEMBLED YEARS AND YEARS AND YEARS AND YEARS AND YEARS OF MISERY, HUMILIATION, LET DOWNS AND SUCK ASS TEAMS - NO ONE IS SUCH A GLUTTON FOR PUNISHMENT.Facedown wrote:I haven't given a flying fuck about basketball since the late 80's, I used to be a Celtics fan, let's review:
Championships
Celtics 17 - 4 .809
Lakers 16 - 15 .516
One more title in 10 less attempts.![]()
Come back when the Lakers have a fucking 8-PEAT you Sleeze Beez loving fuck.
PUT THOSE EIGHT CHAMPIONSHIPS AS "8" - THERE WERE FEWER TEAMS, PLUS MOST HAD SKINNY WHITE DUDES WHO COULDN'T JUMP - EVERYONE KNOWS THOSE WERE WON IN WAAAAAAAAAY EASIER CIRCUMSTANCES.
WHO WAS THE LAST TEAM TO WIN BACK TO BACK CHAMPIONSHIPS, AND 1 OF THOSE DEFEATING THE SUCKASS CELTICS?!?!?!
THAT'S RIGHT NEGRO, GO CLEAN YOUR BUCKET AND WIPE THAT FLOOR!!!
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1958-59 through 1968-69
Celtics 10 titles with 7 of them against the Lakers.

Celtics 10 titles with 7 of them against the Lakers.

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And Russell fucking owned Wilt the stilt head to head, much like the celtics historically own the lakers head to head, in their 12 title matchups Celtics 9 Lakers 3.Facedown wrote:1958-59 through 1968-69
Celtics 10 titles with 7 of them against the Lakers.

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Captain Canada?Rainbow Bright wrote:According to Bleacher Report, Kobe could win it all this year if they traded for Captain Canada.
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murray fiendyeahbuddy wrote:Captain Canada?Rainbow Bright wrote:According to Bleacher Report, Kobe could win it all this year if they traded for Captain Canada.
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Re: KOBE TEACHES YOU MORONS A LESSON
black and white footage of NBA is important
but what matters is
Magic vs Bird 2-1
Kobe vs Boston 1-1
but what matters is
Magic vs Bird 2-1
Kobe vs Boston 1-1
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No, what matters is Celtics 17, Lakers 16. Idiot.LAglamrocker wrote:black and white footage of NBA is important
but what matters is
Magic vs Bird 2-1
Kobe vs Boston 1-1
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nope
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To you it doesn't, but to anyone with a brain it does.
Let me ask you a question. If you were on a gameshow, let's say Trivia For Retards and the question was "How many Championships does the Boston Celtics franchise have, ever?", what would your answer be?
Let me ask you a question. If you were on a gameshow, let's say Trivia For Retards and the question was "How many Championships does the Boston Celtics franchise have, ever?", what would your answer be?
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from when i was a fan? from 1980 when i became a fan..4
why do you think your team in any sport gives you bragging rights for history of a team?
if i became a fan of Heat the day James signed..my team has 1ring? nope
history yes, as a fan no
why do you think your team in any sport gives you bragging rights for history of a team?
if i became a fan of Heat the day James signed..my team has 1ring? nope
history yes, as a fan no
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Simple question, answer it.LAglamrocker wrote:from when i was a fan? from 1980 when i became a fan..4
why do you think your team in any sport gives you bragging rights for history of a team?
if i became a fan of Heat the day James signed..my team has 1ring? nope
history yes, as a fan no
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why doesn't Kobe have 16 rings? he's a Laker
because he gets rings from when he started being on the team, same as a "fan" they count when you start following a team
because he gets rings from when he started being on the team, same as a "fan" they count when you start following a team
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Way to follow along tardling.LAglamrocker wrote:why doesn't Kobe have 16 rings? he's a Laker
because he gets rings from when he started being on the team, same as a "fan" they count when you start following a team
Answer the question.
Why doesn't Kobe have 16 rings? Because HE didn't win 16 Championships, dolt.
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So you obviously have a problem with fans taking pride in their fav teams history, So as a dolphins fan I shouldn't take pride in larry Csonka and the the history from the early 70's when I was an infant? and yankee fans should have no pride in babe ruth, gherig, dimmagio or mantle because they werent there to witness em or those titles?LAglamrocker wrote:from when i was a fan? from 1980 when i became a fan..4
why do you think your team in any sport gives you bragging rights for history of a team?
if i became a fan of Heat the day James signed..my team has 1ring? nope
history yes, as a fan no
That's fucking stupid, because most fans learn about their fav teams history, I never got to see Russell or Cousey so I shouldn't take pride in that huh?, You're a fucking idiot. When thte cards won the WS this last year there was a reason young fans were wearing shirts and hats comemorating the 11 titles the franchise has won.
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you should take pride in it,and be proud of he history
just for me as a fan of any sport or team, just no connection to the wins if i didn't follow the team when it was done
just for me as a fan of any sport or team, just no connection to the wins if i didn't follow the team when it was done
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